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>Sin Cara is standing in line at catering one day, waiting to get some delicious hard-shell tacos
>his only source of joy in these long, grueling days, having since been separated from his dragonboi kalisto in the ruthless draft
>pour some out for one's sundered homie
>*pours some tequila on Paige's foot*
>fucking cunt
>suddenly
>Connor McGregor cuts in-front of him in line
>"weewa petooty potatty me mammy no mammy no" McGregor is muttering under his breath
>Cara is in a sullen mood, and in no mind-set to invoke his lucha rage
>gently nudges Connor, and through universally understandable sign language, communicates that he needs to get to his precious Mexican cuisine post-haste
>"YA WEE FOOKIN SPIC ILL SLAP YER FOOKIN ED OFF YA SEE THESE SCARS"
>the line has been crossed
>Tyler Breeze has just taken the last taco
>it's one
>>>Sin Cara vs Connor McGregor shoot-fight of the century
>Sin Cara with taco-rage activated
>Connor McGregor in manlet-fury mode
Who wins?
How many casualties?
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>Sin Cara is standing in line at catering one day, waiting to get some delicious hard-shell tacos
>delicious hard-shell tacos
You've got to learn to make your fantasy booking believable m8
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Would pay money to see Based Cara whoop that potato faggots ass.
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Cena might be face of the company but Sin Cara is the muscle
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Why haven't they given Sin Cara a HOTHEAD gimmick yet?
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>>1572055
>both men exhaust tremendous battle
>vince laughs and continues to pass by the fight
>McGreggor being a dirty cheating Irish lad throws an explosive potato at him (ala the green goblin)
>Sin Cara lays weak and injured on ground but still manages to get up
>McGregor then raises both hands which causes a blackout in the room
>suddenly a spotlight shines on McGreggor while a flute plays feverishly in the background
>McGregor is now river dancing which causes the attraction of Becky Lynch, Sheamus, and Finn Balor
>It looks like they're all going to gang up on him to take down the mighty shoot fighter himself
>suddenlyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6rYDN0wEo4
>It's Kalisto!
>Kalisto and Sin cara look at their opponents defiantly yet still outnumbered
>they then realize they must perform one move to defeat this Irish toxicity
>Kalisto and Sin cara begin to spin each other around while holding on to each other's wrists creating a cyclone effect
>luchathing.exe
>The following day Vince stops hiring Irish wrestlers
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>>1572213
BASED
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>>1572213
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQaCVHugXok
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>>1572055
too many botches
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>>1573010
>when I can't even tell if the forehead's a shoop anymore
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>>1572055
>been separated from his dragonboi kalisto in the ruthless draft
>Tyler Breeze has just taken the last taco
Breeze is in Smackdown. Should be Truth that took the last taco.
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>>1572311
I laughed so hard at this cus this is exactly how'd imagine that fight to go
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About the only way I'd drink tequila is off paige's foot
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>>1572213
Autism: the post
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>>1572055
There is no such thing as taco rage. There are plenty of tacos for everyone, unless you are paying the taco man by the hour.
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>>1573010
If you're talking about the original Sin Cara then yeah, but Huni-Cara's done a much better job in that regard.
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>>1572213
>luchathing.exe
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>>1573133
Of course, Caristico botched his own debut
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Is Hunico our boi?
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>>1572311
That was amazing.
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