Sexual WWE Confessions

>>1570150
I want Asuka and Bliss to fart in my mouth

I'd take Vince's wrinkly old dick up my ass on a daily basis just to be Becky's oral sex slave.

>>1570152
But what about when he misses the bed?

>>1570159
I would murder like 15 people to do that.

>>1570152
>carry me by the dick

That would be extremely painful

>>1570152
What is wrong with you Phil

>>1570177
It's a big dick tho

>>1570154
This for me aswell, except for the entire female lockerroom

>>1570150
I'd like to have Becky and Finn too 2bh

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>tfw no beeg bf

>>1570150
Sable was my first fap.

do you guys think it's easier to get with ring rats now since there's social media?

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>>1570150
I'd let Bliss peg me if she was into that.

On my hands and knees imploring you to have sex

>>1570262
This

>>1570187
Even the battle cow?

>>1570262
With a wwe superstar?

>>1570152
This one always cracks me up kek

>>1570262
>>1570263
You're on your hands and knees because you are a butt slut, Baby Girl.

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i get off to the thought of asuka kicking me really hard

>>1570277
Please have sex ya vertically challenged nerd

Alone and Fat: The Thread

>>1570286
>projecting

>>1570177
for you

>>1570282
I'm 6'5, baby bitch. I'm going to tryout for NXT next month. Get Rekt manlet. Have sex before you kys.

>>1570272
You mean Nia? Especially her

>>1570309
Nah

>>1570308
go fuck yourself

>>1570309
Post a picture of yourself then shitstain. Time stamp it too.

>>1570405
someone get this hothead outta here!

>>1570274
With the frizz? No way!

>>1570150
I want to take a deep whiff of Charlotte's boots after she finishes her matches

I want to watch Daniel Bryan get pushed into a meat grinder live on Raw and then have a young Trish Stratus blow me while I watch all the reactions pour in on wrestlingforum.

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I would do literally anything to bury my head between these thick muscular thighs and have him whisper sweet geordie nothings.

You are all virgin faggots. Begging you all to have sex.

>>1570939
Are you offering?

>>1570943
Put in the work and talk to a female ya nerd

>>1570219
I want to peg Bliss with my normal dick.

>>1571025
That's what I'm talking about! If that don't get ya dick hard, ain't nothing will!

>>1571035
>ya

Cuckter confirmed homosexual degenerate.

>>1570939
Stop projecting

>I want Naomi to literally sit on my face and bully me with her ass

>I want Aksana to dominate me and fuck me with a strap on

>I want Alexa Bliss to piss on my face

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I would give everything I own and will ever own for Bayley to be my girlfriend for a day and we could go out for a nice dinner, hold hands, hug, and then I'd take her home and [spoiler]tuck her into my bed and spoon her[/spoiler]

are handjobs cheating

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>>1571640
>this will never happen to me
I want to die

>>1573497
Yes. Even lusting for another is cheating and deserving of execution

>>1573521
so what do i do

>>1573529
Do what's right and kill yourself

>>1573558
ok thanks

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I'd set my hair on fire for a kiss on the lips from Paige.

I'd walk 100 miles for a meet n' greet with Triple H.

I'd let Cena apply the STF to me as hard as he could for five seconds if it meant getting to ride around in one of his cars of my choice.

I'd give up Babymetal if I could have one for fun match with Nakamura.

>>1573576
>liking babymental

>>1570352
No homo but KO wears spanx to supress that belly of his, I genuinely am curious what it looks like also.

Like it can't be THAT bad

>>1573576
these aren't sexual get out

>>1573592
It's probably covered in angry purple stretch marks. My fat friend has a belly like that and he's far lighter than KO. It's vomit inducing

>>1573603
get him some cocoa butter for christmas they'll fade away to only sorta noticeable

>>1573608
This, my elder brother reached 335 at his peak, dude got some cocoa butter and a lot of his stuff is barely noticable from a distance

>>1573594
Oh fuck you, I contributed to the thread.

>>1573582
>babymental
>mental
(You)

I want to have sex with every female wrestler on the roster

>>1573632
rank em into tiers based off desire

>>1573576
Good taste in music.

>>1573576
I'd give up Babymetal because they're fucking terrible

>>1574838
Acquire taste

>>1575197
I have, that's why I don't like a band that's a combination of the worst part of Japanese idol music and really tame shitty metal

>>1573497
>>1573521
>>1573529
>>1573558
>>1573563
wait what

>>1574901
I always feel really uncomfortable when I see wrestlers high fiving the crowd, but never could figure out why, thanks for making me realize what I already subconsciously feared.

>>1571025
Good ol' Carter writing fan fiction now

>>1573634

Main Roster Wrestlers Only

>Tier 1
Charlotte
Alexa Bliss
Becky Lynch
Eva Marie

>Tier 2
Alicia Fox
Dana Brooke
Summer Rae
Carmella

>Tier 3
Nia Jax
Paige
Naomi
Natalya

>Tier 900,000+
Sasha Banks

>>1576795
>Naomi that low
Otherwise pretty good taste

>>1576839
Lol I think I downgraded her and Natty for being married

>>1575369
go listen to Cake you faggot

>>1575369
Have sex