are YOU a draw?
so it's come to this
>>1569435
I'm a fat manlet, so I'd be around Kevin Owens level. A solid lower midcard guy.
I'm still a virgin, so no
i held the biggest parties in school but im pretty sure that was just the brand
Trump supporter so objectively yes
>>1569435
No chance in hell of that.
>>1569447
you weren't over, the free miller lite was over.
>>1569435
Holy shit.....
-6'2"
-bald
-decent physique but nothing spectacular
-great talker
-forgettable gimmick
uhh.... maybe??
>>1569500
>great talker
prove it. hit us with a vocaroo
-6'0"
-spic
-average body
-shit talker
-shit face
-not athletic
Pretty sure i could still draw in NXT tho
>Run your mouth, I'd rather listen to someone else
>I gave your nickname to someone else
>I know you're seein' someone that loves you
>And I don't want you to see no one else
>I don't want you here with no one else
>I don't wanna do this with no one else
>I used to know you back when you was young
>Your brother brought me through, you saw me
>That made me think of you so differently
>I miss the feeling of you missing me
>But you say you're over and done with me
>>1569435
>5'6"
>125 lbs
>Spergy
No
>5'10"
>Half Asian
>Started male pattern baldness at 17 years old
>10 years of theater
>Gymnastics trained
>0 muscle mass
Vince might put me in to sell masks to kids and good lucha thing wooo
>>1569584
This
>6'0
Nope
>>1569502
He wont
Meltzer said I am
>>1569593
>>Gymnastics trained
>>0 muscle mass
???
Also sorry bout the hair bro
>>1569606
I lost it all from my peak due to inactivity
Retained the balance and flexibility which is my upside
>>1569435
Well lets see im
>6' 6"
>charismatic
>have a big dick
>handsome
>incredibly strong
>thick long luscious hair
>am toned, body looks like Randy Orton in his prime
>can run really really fast
>fluent in english, italian and french
>have lots of friends
>can play 28 instruments including violin, guitar, drums and flute
>have successfull athletic background in college football
Yeah I think im the next WWE champion tbch family
>6'4"
>skinnyfat
>white as fuck
>not athletic at all
I could be a better ryback (who's a big draw btw pg legend fuck that straight retard cm puke), but i don't have the motivation to
>>1569611
Ah that sucks
If I ever have kids I'd make them do gymnastics to get them coordinated. It seems like a great base for other shit
>>1569628
>5'10
>skinny
>Middle Eastern
Ill be the next davari
>>1569619
You sound pretty alpha
>>1569630
Suck my cock
>>1569628
Yeah if you want them to be able to play other sports at a high level start them in gymnastics, they'll thank you later. Core strength, flexibility, balance, coordination, nothing else will get the foundations for all of that down quite like it.
And its fun until it gets serious and by then get the kid into sports and watch your youngster be the best on the field/court.
>>1569619
>ywn get to hang out with deanchad
life isnt fair
>>1569642
I will
We're both going to NXT Toronto
BE JEALOUS
>>1569619
> have lots of friends
Lol
>>1569619
based deanchad
>it's another deancuck talks to himself thread
>>1569648
Worked hard
>>1569657
Youve never worked
>>1569619
BASED deanchad
>6'0"
>Blonde Ponytail
>Irish
>Overweight but got that fat strength
>Sarcastic cunt but not 100% asshole
Would I be a good heel?
Could I be a face?
>>1569726
Cmon now nigga we know ur 5' 10"
>>1569731
Nah nigs, they could bill me as 6'2".
>6'5
>Irish
>Long curly hair
>Fat but some muscle
>Can talk 'til the potatoes get rekt from blight
>12 years of amateur theatre
Probably not
>>1569479
Kek