WWE ROSTER BTFO

>the state of phil
>what's the other guy

Other guy BTFO

>Triple H is a don
How much did Paul pay him

>phil utterly BTFO

LOL

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>>1566508
>What's the other guy? He hasn't fought yet so I don't know about him yet."
>The Rock is a don

ufc fighters are the most autistic people i have ever seen lol

>Triple H is a don
>"What's the other guy?"

LEL Phil must be so butthurt right now

>>1566514
HHH is always the definition of a Don

Politic'd his way to the top, killing many along the way, and married the bosses daughter

He's mafia as fuck

>>1566508
> triple h is a don
> the rest are pussies

Isnt this yappy little potato like 8 stone?
My 13 year old brother is as tall as him

>>1566508

ur fat

>>1566508
>badmouthing your only post-UFC employment prospect
McGregor burning bridges before he even sets foot on them.

>>1566508
BASED. Shame hes a manlet dork though

>>1566508
>even mma fighters hate phil

he literally has no friends.

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>>1566508
ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME

>>1566508
Literally who ?

>>1566539
He'd kick your head in you limp wristed cuck

KEK!

Bretcuck literally seething right now. He despises HHH and the Irish.

>>1566543
McGregor setting up his debut angle before he even gets hired.

>>1566546
>>1566547
> posting from your phone and your computer with 2 different trips
Why
What are you overcompensating for?

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>the Rock is a Don
>Rock lays the Smackdown on people
>Smackdown
THE STATE OF RAWTISTS, SMACKALPHAS WIN AGAIN

>>1566563
Wat u mean?

>>1566560
The ginger new potato wouldnt be able to reach my head

>>1566561
Fuck him
My grandad raped his nan

>>1566548
>that near slip
Every time

>>1566563
Huh?

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>>1566566
>HHH is a don

GOD DAMN IT RAWTISTS STEP IT UP

>>1566572
Carter tier delusion

>>1566563
what u mean

>>1566563
Huh?

>>1566572
>pretending to be bretbitch
Sad

>>1566563
your skin it tastes like chocolate

>>1566596
KEK

didn't this guy get btfo by the borderline retard diaz who was on short notice?

>>1566607
Ye lol

He hit diaz loads and didnt even nearly rock him

kek he's a fucking manlet

he would literally get his ass kicked by any guy bigger than a dwarf

>>1566508
It makes me sad that he didn't mention Angle.

Based fucking mcgregor working the fat smarks

>>1566525
This, they all act like they're smarter than they are and are insufferably smug about something that literally doesn't matter

>Getting worked

Holy shit you're all morons.

>kissing Vince and HHH's ass

Kek, fucking potato nigger

>>1566508
>talks shit
>gets beat by a nobody
>cries and quits

yeah what a fucking champ. when's he coming back to get blown the fuck out again?

>>1566525
As an avid fan of UFC, it is true. They really do come off as autistic when they talk. The fans are more autistic though. Like the only difference between smarks and MMA fans is that one is morbidly obese. Criticize MMA to a UFC fan and the fuckers go full retard. Quite hilarious.

>>1566866
MMA fans are not smarks, they're the ultimate marks with how they go on about warrior's pride and shit

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>>1566514
>>1566533
>>1566508
McGregor v The Roster

Book it

>>1566514
>has every girl in the locker room calling him big daddy hunter
>somehow not a don
?

>>1566866
yea man, have you ever seen a UFC Live Q&A?

those fuckers may be even more autistic than most of /wwe/

>>1566866
In fairness to the fighters, they're probably brain damaged rather than autistic. MMA fans don't really have an excuse.

Any of the mastadons and hosses of wrestling could beat the shit out of Manlet McGregor. Not even joking.

>>1566508
150 pnd man calling people pussies.

>manlet plz

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>>1566508

This smug manlet spud fucker acts like he's never taken a PED. Toppest of keks.

>>1566543
Except he didn't. He kissed Vince, Stephanie and HHH's asses. He talked shit about the roster, not the people in charge. He literally set himself up to be a heel.

>>1566508
was there a question asked? why was he talking about WWE?

Well the reason he call them don is because they're all Freemasons, Vince killed owen and got Kane to ruin Daniel Bryan career, triple h killed chyna for speaking agaisnt him, rock is in hollywood.

>>1567092
>kane to ruin bryan's career
Team Hell No is what got Bryan over. Just before that he was jobbing to sheamus and in a stupid love triangle angle with AJ lee

Randy Orton ruined Bryan's career, and you homosexual marks love him

Who here /Diaz/?

Based Conor spitting truth

CM literally who marks seething

>>1566979
UFC marks are even more embarrassing than indian social media users

Meme gregor got blown the fuck out the one time he actually fought someone who wasnt an anorexic manlet

>>1566525
King Mo who has never fought in the UFC, but in other companies has mentioned several times how ignorant MMA fans are in general.

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ur on steroids

>>1566508
So, basically everyone is a pussy, except the boss and the guys with influence and money.
>M-Mr. McMahon y-you're a don, p-please don't get mad... C-can I have some of your m-money now?

>>1566508
Says the guy who got his ass handed to him and cuts promos like wrestlers

>>1566508

> Kisses The McMahons and Hunters ass whilst shitting on the rest of the roster

This money mark wants a Wrestlemania payday kek

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>>1566525
Cuck
>você vai morrer

>>1566508
/asp/ is a bunch of pathetic pussies. Connor is GOAT.

>>1566523
holy fuck that tweet

>>1566508
>people who chose to be gymnasts who get hurt for a living
>pussies
they may be masochists but they aren't pussies

>>1566895
You have to understand, in Bret Hart's (and by extension Bretcuck's) diseased mind, HHH is this diabolical jewish weasel who has somehow worked his way up to the the top of the WWE despite a supposed lack of talent entirely by marrying Stephanie and "playing politics" in the lockerroom to influence Vince's decisions.

They conveniently ignore the fact that he was able to hang with the best of the best in the Attitude era, and was easily the best heel of that generation besidds Vince himself. ALL on his own merit.

Based McGregor called it right. Greatness recognizes greatness.

I mean he is speaking the truth. He may have been worded in such a way that would piss off fans of wrestling but I do not think you can go any list WWE legs and feet of legit MMA fighter

>>1567763
Why are people still amazed at that tweet?

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>mcgregor putting hhh over

That's fucking rich coming from a guy who fights two times a year in a grand total of 10 minutes max. I have zero respect for these retards.

>>1568349
B-but m-m-muh training!

>>1568349
He's actually fighting retard. Like actual fight.

>>1568581
The moment you have forbidden blows is when it stops being an actual fight

>>1568599
so following the geneva convention means you're not fighting an actual war?

>>1568581
And most of them get hurt just training and have to constantly cancel fights and get delayed years sometimes

>>1566543
>Wanting more vanilla midgets in the WWE

He's like 5'8 140 lbs, I don't know why anyone would take his opinion seriously. He's supposed to be a tough guy because he can beat up other manlets that are his size?

>>1568606
So now a fucking war is the same as two dudes hitting eachother because it's a "sport?

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>>1568599

Its called combat SPORTS. At any rate, legal strikes are vicious enough as it is.

>>1568627
by your logic, following rules of war wouldn't make an actual war

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>McGregor in charge of calling people pussy

>>1566508
>Fair play to Brock he got in and fought, but at the end of the day he's juiced up the eyeballs, how can I respect that?
>Triple H is a don, The Rock is a don,

Who's going to tell him Haitch and Rocky are both off their tits on 'roids too?

>>1568640
I suppose roids are okay for pretend wrestling, not for actual competition.

>>1566508
HAHAHAHA PHIL BTFO

>>1568623
Conor is 5'9 and he won the featherweight title, which means he did beat all manlets his size and yes it does make him a "tough guy" especially compared play fighting cucks in the WWE.

>>1568642
Guess he needs to call out bones soon then.

>>1568644
Gonna be even more BTFO when he steps into that octagon.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if he doesn't delay it indefinitely. Hes gotta have a realistic view of everything by now, after doing some real training.

>>1566895
Pathetic, Paul. Just pathetic.

>>1566523
That was in the middle of Punk's heel run where he was bringing that up for storytime reasons, and Rock was a face.

You LITERALLY got worked.

>>1568581
So what? A fucking security guard in a night club fights more in a year than this sissy.

>>1567786
Being the ''best heel'' in the Attitude Era doesn't mean what you think it means. I don't think it's a particularly good thing, considering everybody was pretty heelish in the Attitude Era. If anything being the best heel meant you were the most boring and least interesting character. Which describes HHH.

>mctappy so shook he has to resort to shots at wrestling to fill his shittalk quota

wew

>>1566895
> sucking up to the boss
Maybe if you gained employment you would understand

>>1567786
If HHH didnt carry the kliq's bags and drive them around he would be a fireman today

>>1568850
> implying fighting a bunch of untrained drunk faggots is same as fighting trained combat professionals, boxers and submission specialists.

Autism detected.

>>1568871
How ya doing Bret?

>literally getting worked by a 5'9 midget who will be in WWE by 2017
LMAO

>>1566508
t. manlet

I have a feeling gregor loses his match with Diaz and does Rhonda Rousey dissappearance from social media for 3 months. Comes back with even more shit talk anf gets his ass handed to him again. Same is going to happen to Rousey now

>>1568877
A bouncer fights all comers while UFC fighters (heavyweights excluded) exclusively go up against other manlets who usually starve themselves to be a certain weight before a fight

The average bouncer would absolutely destroy a featherweight fighter like McGregor

>>1566508
How tall is he?

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>making enemies with a man who fucks up paddies for fun

He's right. Current roster is filled with a bunch of lazy millennial cry baby faggots who are too busy playing Pokemon Goy instead of working out. Who are too busy whining on twitter instead of actually putting the work in and climbing their way up the ladder. WWE is no longer tough. It's filled with a bunch of skinny twink boy Sami Gayn pussies who come out to goddamn fucking ska music. We went from HHH, Austin and The Rock to blue and pink MLP watching video game playing 'geeky' niggers with unicorn horns on their forehead. It's not quirky or ironic, it's pure cringe and just epitomizes the current state of WWE's roster. Bunch of pussies who are too afraid to lift a weight or stick a much needed needle into their ass.

>Connor "please tell Diaz to stop hurting me" McGregor
>Calling anybody a pussy

Wew

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>neo-/asp/ getting baited this hard

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>Referring to CM Punk, McGregor said, "What's the other guy? He hasn't fought yet so I don't know about him yet."

Wew

Conor is a punk though

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>>1566566
>>1566578

>The McMahons are dons

How will smackdownies ever recover with their manlet GM?

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>>1572373
by not having nigger guest hosts

>>1566543
>>1566792
>>1567074
>>1567648
>>1567768
>>1568349
>>1568565
>>1572353

ITT: MARKS GETTING WORKED.

I can't wait for him to join the WWE, get the shit beaten out of him by Hunico, get buried by Vince and job to Mojo Rawley on Main Event

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>>1572393

SEETHING

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>>1574002
>CHOKING ON BLACK SEMEN AND TEARS

>>1572373
Last I checked Shane McMahon was still, ya know, a McMahon.

>>1568646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbBcxOcoZ_4