How would a wrestler with an /asp/ gimmick go?

Eugene

CM Punk

Kevin Nash

>tells the crowd to have sex if they start boooing

NXT Corbin

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>>1560378

>>1560378
anti-smark Kevin Nash in WCW making fun of all the Indy Vanilla Midgets and burying all the small mexican and japanese guys.

>>1560395
>calls out others for being manlets
>after his opponent finishes a sentence, he turns to the audience and asks, "What did he mean by that?"
>calls out Seth, Dean for not being draws

>>1560395
>>1560406
>His opponent asks what has he done in this business and who has he beaten. He replies "18+"

>>1560378
The /asp/ gimmick
>18+
>taller than all other wrestlers
>has girls with him for sex
>perfect weight
>is a smark heel

>>1560413
So... Scott Steiner cept for the tall?

>>1560378
>On his way to the ring, weighing 458 lbs, Smark "Wemyn's Wresslin" Mckek
>"I just wanna say one thing to all you marks....please locate a vagina lol"
>no sell every move while laughing and shouting "It's fake you fucking marks" to the crowd
>come out for commentary every match to bury every single talent, call spots, and laugh at botches

That's top heel material right there.

>Carter 3:16 says you better be 18+!

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>>1560415
I-I think you may be onto something

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>>1560378

>>1560378
Kevin Owens seems to be doing just fine

>>1560420
If all other wrestlers just naively kept kayfabe and played along with this I'd love it.

>>1560453
>other wrestlers play it completely straight
>angle where Vince is pissed because Smark Mckek is destroying kayfabe
>"You can't fire me, I'm a huge draw."
>wrestle every match with a mic in hand, heckle opponent
>lol did you just Rock Bottom yourself, Corbin?
>tell crowd "I'm going over" before matches even start
>bury manlets and yell "18+" at the crowd when they boo

It might end up destroying WWE but damn that heel would have more heat than anyone ever

>>1560378
Eugene but more retarded
Also very gay

>>1560421
Fucking kek

>>1560421
lol

Before every match, he's seen backstage staring at women's feet. If confronted he runs off yelling "Fuckin normies"

18+

He'll get 18+ so over it will make the yes chant look like miz TV chants

Finisher name: 18+ death drop