Why is this allowed?

cuz he's tall and vince likes that

Hes nearly 7' tall nerd, he can look however he wants

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>>1557344
But he doesn't even have the good hair Vince likes. Bad hair, bad physique, that's 2 strikes in the Vinny Mac hottie litmus test.

>>1557348
Stay buttblasted lil guy ;^)

>>1557347
>oh if only I were tall, I bet nobody would mock my 8 chins and flabby fatboi arms
>That is if I ever left the house of course
>"What's that Máma? Another customer is hurting you again.....?"

>>1557347
>>1557350
>Changing his trip mid-thread
who do you think you are fooling fatboi?
I think I hear Máma crying for help again..........

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>>1557352
>>1557355
>being this assblasted because ya short

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ayyyyyyyyyyyyyy lmao

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>>1557337
Why is this allowed?

What's that hairstyle called again?

>>1557370
The pussy slayer

>>1557370
Male Pattern Baldness.

>>1557361
>chnaged his trip back
I am taller than you for a shoot.
Only a midget like you would keep projecting and bringing up about height because it is your biggest fear and security about yourself.
Hence why you never shut the fuck up about it.
Did more bad men hurt Máma today?
How ever will you pay the next bill mijo?

>>1557370
The longer deannetty

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>>1557385
>SEETHING BECAUSE HE WAS BORN WITH MIDGET LEGS

>>1557390
keep projecting short stack

>>1557398
Its the truth ya dwarf. Its okay, im sure pápá still loves ya even though he has to look down to talk to ya.

Probably has the best physical resume outside of wrestling ironically

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>>1557403
Nope, I'm 6'4" for a shoot and I will post a pic to out you and embarrass you.
And hey, at least my Dad never left me and made me a raging abandonment issues psychopath like yours clearly did.

>>1557438
Post dat scientific photographic proof then lil boy

>>1557438
seething

it's really bad, it's not even mediocre like Punk

put a vest on him or something for christ sake

>>1557337
The bad thing is, you can see the shape of abs beneath, so it's just easily-shredded puppy-fat. And he's already tall as fuck, he's already been gifted one half of the formula.
Yet he can't be bothered to do some light cardio, get himself cut as fuck, and line up for a ME push.
Fuck him, he's content with the mediocrity of a low-card monster. He has no drive, I hope he fails.

>>1557368
We've discovered Alien life

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sit down, marks

>>1557533
Rekt

>>1557533
Wtf I hate my girlfriend now

>>1557533
>Corbin's literal retort was "I'm fat because I can't stop eating"

Apply yourself.

>>1557533
BASED

>>1557533
That's weak as fuck.

>>1557337

because vince learned that anyone with an even half decent physique in wrestling today gets booed by smarks. if you're not a twig, skinnyfat or a complete fatass, smarks won't be able to relate to it and thus will shit all over it.

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Who's in charge of WWE's wardrobe? Give Corbin a stringer at least.

>>1557888
Ripping Nash off is already Gallows' gimmick.

>>1557563
t. TheCesarScorpio

>>1557888
I just realized Nash in WWF had fuck all of muscles

>>1557892

i thought that was collin cassidy's gimmick?

>>1557892
>>1557927
>Everyone Tall is ripping off Nash

kys ya faggots

>>1557919
Nah but for real it was pretty shit-tier
Corbin's twitter bantz is pedestrian-tier. Jericho, Rusev and KO have shit on lock.

>>1557928

i think you meant to say "Thank you, Mr. Nash!"

get a clue, nerd