/smack/ general - the state of RAW edition

Winning streak starts here lads

What little things can we do to improve /smack/ family?
>bring back the fist
>blue polo ref uniforms

>>1555139
Fix the goddamn camera

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That Dean & Cena promo BTFO /raw/ alone

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>>1555111
>Those digits

>>1555139
>change theme(though this does not affect product)
>local talent so the roster does not look weak(but don't over do it)

Shane and Bryan btfo out of SJWs

Lots of people are dissing SD on twitter because there were no women's matches

Even though they have nothing to fight for

>>1555157
Best Deano promo perhaps ever desu
Very mature and grounded, felt kind of NXT-ish.

>>1555171
there were 3 segments

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>wymyn
>heyadoon
>45 MINTUES
RAWTISTS call """"""""""this"""""""""" a """"""""""good show""""""""""

BTFO LOL

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UNCLE DEANO IS GONNA GIVE /raw/tists A LESSON

>>1555176
It looked very good, but that Cena promo looked like AJ might get buried in Summerfest.

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DELETE THIS THREAD

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>>1555220
>All this butthurt from the Rawtists

>>1555171
WHY DIDN'T THEY JUST PUT ALL THE WEMENZ WRESTLERS ON RAW

If Eva keeps this up she'll be the best woman in WWE history

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>Deanetty and Ziggler are actually over with the crowd
>Both of the Raw #1 contenders are gay pornstars that come out to crickets

>>1555230
filtered

>>1555238
so Eva can keep working the womens ''''''''''''''''''''''''''wrestling'''''''''''''''''''''''''' fans

>>1555139
More wrasslin and less jibber jabbing. 5 matches isn't enough.

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>Bray still incapable of winning matches

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>>1555243
Still can't face the truth.

>>1555276
Rawtists are seething at us superior /smack/lads

>>1555276
He cant see you newfag

>howudoinhowudoinhowudoin
>45 minutes

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>>1555292

>good promos from Dean, Ziggler and AJ in one show
Good week lads. Also, all of Bray's moves looks like he just killed his opponent. It's great

>>1555297
you forgot someone
>>1555295 pic related

>>1555302
Eh, it was alright but nothing special. Just the standard Cena promo

>rawtists thought Smackdown needed a midcard
>rawtists thought Smackdown needed ""women's"" ""wrestling""
>rawtists didn't understand that Smackdown has 6 bonafide A level main event players
Bretpaki crying himself to sleep tonight in his council house

Good episode 2bh. Don't know why beta males are complaining about the lack of women's matches either. There's no title, they have nothing to fight for. It makes sense to build their characters up while waiting for it. These people need to stop and think.

>APOLLO CREED

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>reddit is gonna throw a bitch fit about the women's """"wrestling"""
>meltzer will spout the same shit as he always does
>next week we'll be forced to watch 4 matches of women's """"wrestling"""" for some kotr style tournament until summerslam for the women's title

>>1555352
it's ok lad Eva Marie will win it

>>1555352
They said the women's title will be announced after Summerslam. So they won't do much until it's announced. Tag titles too.

>>1555354
I hope she does. I really do. Hot women > horse faces.

>>1555352
I was just on Reddit. They're barely mentioning the women

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>I was just on Reddit

>>1555364
I'll give you one more chance because you're a smacklad, but don't ever do that again

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>I was just on Reddit

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>>1555364
>Reddit

>>1555376
Suck my dick

>>1555386
please m8, I don't want to see a fellow Smacklad turn into a reddit user and rawtist

>>1555246
Based Eva

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>>1555385
>tripfag hating on reddit
filtered

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>>1555395
>Defending reddit
Maybe you should go back there if you like it so much.

>>1555413
Please put your trip back on so I don't have to read your autism, thanks.

>>1555416
Back off nerd If ya got heat with ryder club ya got heat with me. Us /smack/ bros stick together

Bray Wyatt is the most JUST wrestler to ever live.

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Where did AJ learn to cut a promo?

His promos are notoriously awful

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>RAWtists will watch the AJ/Cena segment and claim they're happy that John isn't on their show

>>1555435
John has done that exact promo like 10 times in 10 different feuds since his face turn

He did it against Kevin Owens
He did it against Punk

It's just his go to promo.

AJ on the other hand, it's rare for him to have a decent promo

>>1555418
Based

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John's faces of tonight

>>1555395
>>1555386
>>1555364
Go home faggot, you come here and get all fresh on us.
Us smacklads dont take it kindly to redditors like you.

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and JUST

>>1555451
no

>>1555453
>>1555448
>>1555444
Hard to believe its been almost 15 years of BMJ

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>>1555444
when nikki being dumb as shit again but the thikki game ridiculous

>that Ambrose promo on Ziggler
is Dean turning heel? regardless, this feud is looking pretty interesting

>>1555513
No, Dean's just a massive asshole aka a tweener

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>>1555453
shitty photoshop but it will do until a photoshop wizard makes one better

>>1555544
>JUST give up

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Zack Ryder for World Champion!

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>>1555555
HOLY FUCK WE GOING OVER /asp/ SENPAI

WWWYKI

>>1555555
ah love it maggle

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>>1555555
Wew lad

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>>1555555
impressive, very nice.

>>1555555
CONFIRMED

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>>1555544
Also here you go family

>>1555568
thank you familia

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>>1555555
WOO WOO WOO YOU KNOW IT!

>>1555513
ziggler's le underdog that scratched and clawed schtick won't work in a face-face feud so dean needs to be a bit of a dick

I'm just glad he hasn't done any comedy lately

>>1555556
You know it!

>>1555593
Well one of them is going to turn that's for sure, but its still up to debate over who will turn. My bets on Ziggler though.

>>1555618
Nah, no one's turning, Dean's a tweener he's essentially the heel but he's still a face

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>>1555555
WOO WOO WOO

>>1555621
Makes sense. They don't want to turn their champion just yet.

>>1555143
The new angles are fucking good now. I know you're used to being a rawtist with the bullshit zooming in constantly and shaky cam but over on SD Live we don't do that.

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>>1555157
>>1555212

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>>1555555
Have some of my waifu's ass for those digits.

>>1555636
sup carter

>>1555647
sup manlet

>>1555555
Well it's about damn time

>>1555556
>>1555557
>>1555558
>>1555559
>>1555561
>>1555573
>>1555623
>>1555634
>>1555662
samefag

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Ziggles needs a new shirt, and WWE needs to stop putting shit all over the back of every shirt.

>>1555669
>>1555664
Forgot to quote you.

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>>1555664
Naw senpai

The Dean promo sucked
But the moment Bray first walked into the end of that promo Smackdown got good and stayed good throughout

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>>1555664
>Implying

>>1555555
>>1555573
>>1555679
hmmm

>>1555685
Well you didn't link >>1555555. Other than that it shows that I wasn't samefagging.

>>1555664
Hi Curt!

>>1555692
>DAMAGE CONTROL

>>1555664
>this salty he didn't get the numbers
Dry your eyes m8

>>1555728
Brush your teeth bretcúćķ

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>Ryderfags the GET Masters
http://archive.nyafuu.org/asp/thread/1444359/#1444444

Bet they'll steal the >>1666666 GET.

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>>1555857
>yotsuba b

18+, friend

>>1555857
based

>>1555872
>2016
>He doesn't use Yotsuba B
wew lad

>>1555937
Have sex

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Please be okay Eva.

>>1556022
Shell be fine.

https://youtu.be/J5Z6DqTB2d4

>>1556034
look at the state of those comments

nobody has worked the marks this hard since Nash said Eddie/Benoit hugging at WM20 killed wrestling

>>1555937
>Using Yotsuba B
>When Tomorrow exists

Do you want to have eye problems in your 30s?

>>1556041
>not getting the robotic eye implants
kek

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>>1555937
>>1556041
If this satisfy you fags here it is.

>>1555937
Tomorrow is the GOAT

>>1555555
OHHHH RADIOOOOOO TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW

>>1555634
Who is this ugly boy?

>>1556037
What the fuck does he know

>>1556795
Did Nash say that before or after Eddie & Benoit died?

@1557557
After

>>1555352
Damn what happened to the doggie

:(

>>1558128
It smelled bretcucķ

>>1555352
Please please please don't be right, I don't want to suffer this pain.

>>1555555
That belt looks pretty good on him desu

Hopefully some of the cruiserweights come to smackdown, it'd be nice to see Tajiri wearing blue again

>>1558133
Kek

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Motivated champion Dean is best Dean.

>>1558295
This

>>1558295
I like this "captain of the blue team I'm going to motivate this fucking roster" Dean

>>1555555
BASED

>>1558150
based hunchback

>>1558145
Meme magic will make it happen.

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@1559637

>>1555555
nah.

That Benoit vs Edge match was brutal