SMACKDOWN LIVE GAMETHREAD #5

Ambrose as world champion feels wrong

TALKING SMACK

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BRAYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

>>1554597
Based Gold Standard when?

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>Dolph loses
>Challenges Daniel Bryan
>Dolph Ziggler vs Daniel Bryan at SummerSlam

>>1554611
Ya being under 6' feels wrong

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>>1554597
>inb4 Ziggler heel turn

Dubs and Wyatt BTFO's Dolph

Who should be world champ?
Hard mode: no AJ or Cena

In for ZigGOAT

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FUCK STORIES AND CHARACTERS

>Deanetty

1.8+ [Record Low Ratings]

>be RA+W
>be SashA+
>get 40 min program to open the show
>be SmKEKDown
>be B+eckKetty
>0 mins
LMAO

THE STATE OF B++

Rawtists will never recover from this based show

>>1554619

>DB dies in the ring after the zigzag

It's obvious ziggler is going over you fucking marks

are they giving away more lights now?

>>1554628
Definitely not fucking Bray

They really need to stop filling the show with random non-sensical diva shit

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Post YFW Bray goes over

>>1554628
Dean Ambrose

He just needs a real guy to feud with, none of this tweener shit

>>1554628
Bray

Has ANYONE ever attacked Wyatt during his long intro?

Unlike usually, this time I'm actually kind of expecting Bray to win. Ziggler was such a bad choice for #1 contender.

Big Sexy Daddy Cool Kevin 'Diesel' Nash to manage Ziggler when?

Dubs confirms smackdown for best show

>>1554630
>MUH WOMENS WRESTLING

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comfiest entrance ever

smackdown sucks

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>>1554628
Ambrose

>>1554628
Baron Corbin

GOAT modern theme tbqh

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>>1554644

WTF I HATE SMACKDOWN NOW!!!!!!!

I'm /RAM/ nao

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Even though this show was 2 hours and lots of promos and non matches, it felt better than Smackdown because it didn't have that 3rd hour to drag it down, Smackdown is definitely better than RAW.

How much fucking money is Shane losing handing out all those lights Smackdown confirmed bankrupt

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Do they seriously hand out all those lights to make Bray seem over?

>State of memedown

>>1554628
Orton

>>1554647
Ramen a couple of times

And from Pluto, the first intergalactic champion, AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY LMAO

>fluent in ASL

>>1554647

not yet

>>1554616
>It'll be a triple threat at Summerslam.
>screencap this

>inb4 Wyatt loses again (lost last week) but Dean says whatever and let's him join anyways during Summerslam
And then Wyatt wins SS.

zero reaction for Billy Gun Jr

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>>1554644

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>Dolph's stats

>Fluent in sign language

neat

>>1554672
>>1554671
Fucking marks

>Ziggler on ESPN
I wonder who is winning

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>>1554644

NO POP ZIGGLER

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>>1554672
those are cellphones

COME ON ZIGGLES I JUST PAID 15 DOLLARS FOR A ZIGGLES VAN HALEN RIPOFF T-SHIRT DON'T EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF /ASP/

>>1554628
Eva Marie

t. professional talent agent

>>1554672
It's their phones, you dip

>>1554660
Is he autistic?

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>Is fluent in American Sign Language

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>that clothesline

>Fluent in American sign language
Kek

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>>1554636
Literally who is not seeing this with all these
>YOU ALL DON'T BELIEVE IN ME
segments we've had. He's on SportsCenter ttomorrow too, there's no question

>bray wyatt has dread locks
he's literally a wewtist why should I support this fat tub of shit again?

>patent dropkick

OTUNGA SHUT THE FUCK UP NIGGER YOURE WORSE THAN MICHAEL AND BYRON

>>1554677
kek yea

hoping for more mattitude v1 style facts on smackdown

heem concussed

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>>1554644

>>1554672

Please have sex

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We are the A show now.

Rawtists in suicide watch

>>1554688
>>1554692
>>1554696

>These autists

I really miss /wwe/

THE STATE OF FUCKING SD! MY SIDES HOW CAN """"""""""THIS"""""""""" EVEN COMPETE?!?!

RIP ankle

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It's ANOTHER dean awful commentary episode

>>1554688
>>1554692
People are still falling for this b8.

OH SHIT BRAYY INJURED

BRAY LOSES HIS SHOT WITH INJURY


Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GODDAMN IT BRAY IS INJURED AGAIN

DOLPH ZIGULAR

BRAY IS INJURED AGAIN

HUSKY BTFO

>Bray just tore his ACL
JUST

FUCK

Wyatt pulled his calf muscle again.

It's over.

>post yfw you thought bray was going over but dolph is going on ESPN tomorrow

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Did Wyatt just injure himself

>>1554630
It has done great managing it's time. Multiple feuds have been legitimately progressed and a few new narratives have been introduced.
What the fuck did Raw accomplish in THREE hours that Smackdown didn't in one?

AND HES GONE

Bray BTFO

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>>1554644

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>>1554702
Dolph knows who's best girl

>bray pulling an Eva Marie

Did bray get hurt on that rollup?

Bray hurt.
Fucking Dolph rolled right into his legs. Looks like that hamstring again that had Bray miss a few months.

Dammit Bray you could have had it all

>TWO (2) INJURED IN 1 NIGHT

Bray just Eva himself

>SMAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA DOWN

NIGGERS LIVES MATTER!

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>Our main event is some fat white guy with dreadlocks vs. a former cheerleader

I guess we're holding the L again this week bros.

>Tfw 2-0 down

W-w-e can still come back right guys?

F

>>1554740
THE REAL GOAT RIGHT HERE

JUST!

>>1554707
Don't support him then. I'm sure he's going to lose sleep at night anguishing over this huge blow.

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>Faces Dean at Summer Slam

why put that as a fact when this very match is disputing it

shitty spoiler.

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>>1554644

>>1554752
>Rawtist falseflagging

>>1554745
Uh, sorry to break it to you but that was Bray botching a roll up

ANNNNNDDDDDD...... Wyatt is injured again....

>>1554741
When did Misha dye her hair and lose so much weight?

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>bray hurt again

>>1554741
She's a rapist tho

>>1554740
What is he high on here?

>>1554752
At least we don't have a 45 minutes promo with horseface and memenzo.

>>1554749
Eva got hurt walking to the fucking ring. Bray at least worked a few minutes before the injury.

>>1554759

SEETHING

Should I go NXT show in Toronto?

NAKAMURA AND BAILEY GETTING CALLED UP NEXT WEEK

PRAY FOR BRAY /asp/
HE CAN'T DIE

>>1554752
wtf i hate smackdown now

>>1554752
>The state of Rawtists

BRAY INJURED

NEED REPLACEMENT?

AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

BRAYY STILL ALIVE

>Brays god tier selling got /asp/ies on suicide watch

lmao worked into the ground cunts

woo Smashmouth!

>>1554752
>Same rawtist on damage control

>>1554752
There's not even a competition

>raw opens with women's wrestling

kek

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>>1554769

>>1554632
>opening with wimminz
cancer

WORKED

BIG MONEY BRAY'S OK

>>1554767
Based Smacker BTFO the rawtist

>walk into ring
>knees explode

/wwe/tards got worked

He seems to have walked it off

bray might be okay afterall

>>1554777
This

>>1554746
Bray has been pretty durable until the last few months. But he keeps tweaking that hamstring.

>>1554752
Hello Ram watcher. Now fuck off.

>>1554752
>>1554769
LMAO
>>1554781
RAWTIST SHUT THE FUCK DOWN

>>1554777
usually trips don't lie, but his ankle did bend awkwardly

>>1554770
I'm going to it look for me I'll have a perfect 10 sign

why is this commentator cunt ripping of DJ Khaleds 'the key'?

Damn Bray sold that leg with his life

>>1554777
Trips of truth

Mojo when?

Bray injured?
Cut straight to Rhyno.

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>>1554644

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>this camera work

>>1554801
TIME TO GET HYPED!

>Bray worked me

Well played Bray. Well played.

>>1554780

have sex

>>1554770
I'm going so you should go too senpai

Give Bray your energy

\o/

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>/asp/ didn't read the spoilers already

Ziggler goes over

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C A P T A I N

O F

T H E

B L U E

T E A M

>>1554810
\o/

>>1554810
\o/

>>1554682
18+

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so what happened?

Is Dolph the ditto of the WWE. Just stealing everyone else's moves?

Holy shit dean is actually doing decent commentary

Once you hurt your hamstring it's fucking prone to get aggravted easily

>>1554810
no

>>1554810
\o/

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>>1554810

what did they mute just now when Dean was talking?

>Deanetty as champ

Why?

>>1554813
that bayley shirt has to be on purpose right?

>>1554818
cramp?

>>1554810
\o

FUCK I sprained my finger

>>1554812
Have 18+

where is shelton benjamin?

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I like Dolph but I think he is a bit overrated but I don't want him to lose this.

>>1554818

maybe he just didnt stretch enough before the show

>>1554810
\o/

>>1554810
no

>>1554826
How the fuck would we now they muted it

THE NEW FACE OF BEER

I like how sheepish JBL is in front on Dean.

Good character choice

ZIG ZAG BURIED

>ZIGGLER

>GIVES DEAN AMBROSE AN OPPORTUNITY FOR VICTORY
Nice one Mauro

>>1554829

dolph botcher botching a simple rollup

>zig zag demoted
fucking finally.

Zig Zag buried

\__________________O________\

NOTHING YOU CAN SAY

>>1554833
they said coming soon, not coming next week

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>Ziggler cheating

CHICKEN

SHIT

HEEL

>Dean putting both over on commentary


Well done m8

COME ON ZIGGLES

Rockbottom!

Babby booster bitch

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>DOLPH HEELING IT UP

>>1554846
>>1554847

Super-kick is his finisher now smarkies

>>1554856
underage b&

dat motherfucking uranage mang

>ziggler got more pops than dean
>turned heel

>>1554828
Yes, it's a Bayley fan so of course he'd wear one.

>>1554859
People kick out of 18 superkicks in a row in tag matches now

>>1554860
How?

Why didn't Bray just take the DQ victory?

>>1554624
called it

Why does the camera shake when a guy gets hit?

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>>1554838
Oh yeah.

>superkick a legit finisher
Wow

Looks like he had a slight gimp

FUCK YOU ZIGGLER

FUCK OFF ZIGGLER

>DAT POP
Ambrose BTFO

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>CHEATING TO BEAT BRAY WYATT

Does Bray have any credibility left?

Oh fuck off Ziggler

ZIggler got great reactions during the match.

Dolph never stopped being over.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BRAY FAGS BTFO

I guess exposing the bare turnbuckle and then using it isn't a DQ anymore?

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>not a DQ

Based Zoggler

>Smackdown #1 contender gets huge pops
>Raw #1 contenders get no reaction

CAN'T MAKE THIS UP

>>1554869

dramatic effect

IF DUBS DOLPH NIGGLER LOSE

>>1554865

Well it's Dolph's finisher dummy

How the fuck didn't the ref DQ Dolph for that?....

THE ZIGZAG WINS

Dolph really needs a new theme

>>1554867
FUCKING THIS.

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>Superkick is his finisher now

For what purpose?

I told you fucking marks

>>1554874
>>1554873
Ha

Bray legit injured his leg, and they changed the outcome on the fly?

>>1554878
Not since he lost to Cena

Shouldn't that be a DQ?

>>1554866
quoting cancerous youtube channels

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So Dolph is a heel now right?

Bray limping

hopefully he's alright

>>1554883
>using foreign objects gets you disqualified
>chucking someone into the steel steps doesn't

Nothing makes sense.

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>Dolph Ziggler just beat Bray Wyatt

darkest timeline
let me out

HAHAHAHAHAHA
Wrestling is dead fuck this shit.

I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD I'M HERE TO SHOW THE WORLD

COME OOOOOOOONNNN

>>1554865
Who gives a shit? Ziggler is not a tag-team competitor. His kick is stronger.

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>Use the exposed turn buckle with the REF WATCHING HIM USE IT

>Not a DQ

Okay, I guess Smackdown has different rules

>>1554859
That's why I said "demoted" you stupid fuck.

The bad ass heart break dolph?

>>1554888

lolololololololololololol

BASED ROWAN

>>1554890
AND THIS.

>>1554859
young cucks forever btfo

Based Rowan

WHERE IS SHELTON BENJAMIN REEEEEEE

Shelton Benjamin gonna come out and join the Wyatt Family

>A SHITTY SUPER KICK IS HIS NEW FINISHER

LMAO

Based Rowan looking strong as fuck.

>Ziggler being a good underdog that's easy to invest in
>continuing his story to Summerslam
>having an unironically great feud
>Dean showing Heelish tendencies
>Bray remaining protected and strong
>Erick showing up to keep the Wyatts strong overall

I
LIKE
ALL
OF
THIS

>more wyatt family shit

but why. I thought we were done with this.

We Wyatt family.

Triple threat for Summerslam confirmed

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>Dean and Ziggles berried by fucking Rowan

How the fuck was that not DQ?

>Big Red Rock Bottom
I dig it

BASED FUCKING ERICK ROWAN GETTING SOME RING TIME

but they just split up

>>1554904
Good point.

WHO LOVES TAG MATCHES

GUESS WHAT WE GET NEXT WEEK

it could be a triple threat match then

It's 1-1 lads

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ROWAN

My bray still strong :)

>>1554894
This guy looks like he would be immune to sweet chin music. I want him vs HBK.

Smackdown better than RAW this week don't fight it you know it's true

>>1554922
6 S E C O N D S

S
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O
N
D
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RATE THIS SMACKDOWN NOW LADS

>>1554932
What the fuck else is there to do with Rowan?

>>1554929
same reason throwing someone into the stairs or the barrier or the corner posts isn't DQ

tbf ziggles cheated and that beatdown was completely justified

ROWAN ABSORBED ROCK'S BURIAL AT MANIA

HE IS STRONGER THAN EVER

>>1554940
OH ITS TRUE
IT'S DAMN TRUE

Smackdown confirmed A show

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W w w w w wait. . . where is Ryder?

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I hope they turn Big Red back into the genius idiot savant that solved rubicks cubes he used to be

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IT'S BIG RED

>>1554932
No they didn't. Braun was moved to Raw. When Harper returns he will be on SD with the rest of the Wyatt family.

>Deanetty jobbing to Rowan

>>1554911

Idiot

>>1554943
A good, legit 8.5/10
Lots of development, a few new things, tight, short, didn't have any down-time.

>>1554628

Crews

>>1554940
It wasn't. It was definitely better than last weeks SmackDown though.

Rate this Smackdown

>>1554923
>Bray remaining protected and strong
What the fuck are you even talking about? Bray is joke.

>>1554943
7/10

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>>1554950

>>1554943
8/10
Better then RAW by miles.

>>1554959
Better than RAW/10

>Dean "The Kingpin" Ambrose, WWE Champ
>Dolph "THIS IS WHO I AM" Ziggla, #1 Contender
>squashed by Brayy lmao and 6 Seconds

fucking why.

>>1554959
8 . 5 / 10 Rawtists BTFO

>>1554943

7

>>1554943
8/10

Every feud has been furthered
Clean matches

>>1554904
That's because you're not using the stairs to hit someone, you're using someone to hit the stairs. This is the official explanation, not even memeing.

Based D-Bry cucking Deanetty

>>1554959

1.8/10

Great show.
/raw/tists in tears.
team/raw/ trips in tears.
how can they compete with us?

>>1554941
>Guy who was defeated in 6 seconds in WM destroyed the WWE champion.

The state of Dean.

>>1554943
>>1554956
this
lots of good segments
decent matches
disappointing last match but good ending

>Dolph turning heelish
>Bray protected
>Skip stupid women matches
>America Alpha do their thing

A good episode

>>1554950
main event

>>1554959
8/10

>>1554960
He lost because turnbuckle and kicked out of a finisher before doing so. Then got the post-match finisher and pose.
That was protective loss 101

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>>1554950
M A I N E V E N T

SMACKDOWN AFTER THREAD >>1553917

>>1554954
Jobbing to a man that had a ONCE IN A LIFETIME co-main event match aganst the ROCK in front of the largest Wrestlemania audience in history?

I can think of worse ways to end up on your back.

Here's what I think happened:

Bray injured his leg, but not enough to have to interrupt the match, but enough that he wasn't sure about being able to perform at Summerslam. So they changed the outcome of the match as it happened, and the turnbuckle and Rowan were pretty much thought of ad hoc to create some kind of replacement for having the original Dean vs. Bray ending.


>

>>1554959
no divashit/10

>>1554950
him and mojo rawley have been demoted to main event..

Raw was bad this week, so it's 1-1 now.

POLL

http://www.strawpoll.me/10901392
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901392
http://www.strawpoll.me/10901392

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>smarks really thought based Ziggles would lose

>>1554959
Better than Raw 7/10

>>1554978

>Tripfag

You already lost in life

>>1554979
Nah

>>1554994
Nobody thought he would lose, it was just a question of does he win clean or with shenanigans. He won "cleanish".

>>1554996
Kill yourself

>>1554991
I mean

why even call up mojo from NXT

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>>1554993
Until Smackdown gets 2 JeriGOAT segments, it's no contest.

>>1554989

Lol you're such a dumb typical modern day smark.

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>>1555000
CHECKED

>>1554985
No you fucking smark, you can't lose to fucking Dolph Ziggler and still "remain strong"

>>1554993
smackdown

i'm done with RAW

>>1555000
Those double trips doesnt change that Erick fucking Rowan just destroyed Dean Ambrose.

>>1555015
>doesn't understand basic concepts of storytelling

You are the target audience, my son.

>>1555004

Turn your trip on you disappointment to your parents.

>>1554985
When was the last time he actually won a feud with someone?

Guys, I really liked SD today...

>>1555015
18+

>>1555028
One on one?

Dean i believe.

>>1555018
I think the good parts of Raw and Smackdown were about equal, but 3 hours just has so much filler and drags too long. If both shows were 2 hours it would be an overall better product but right now SD is the more enjoyable show because there's less bullshit.

>>1555024
Put a trip on so I can filter you, fat fuck
>>1555028
Ryback

>>1555028
>When was the last time he actually won a feud with someone?

Ryback

The women talent on Smackdown is complete shit, I'm glad they aren't having any matches.

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>>1555027
SEETHING

>>1554923
I hope right smarkbuster shits down your throat

>>1555005
needed people for main event

>>1555068

>He actually screenshotted his own post with his trip off

IMAGINE being this retarded.

>>1555132
MADMAN
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