Who hyped for the A Show?
sucks I have to see that rawtist/cheater Lesnar tonight
>>1552916
Don't worry, Broids Lespiss will only show up briefly to eat an RKO like a good little jobber.
>smackdowns syndromes
No thanks
>>1552920
>Puff fucking Daddy
This show will be shit just like Raw
>>1552920
Enjoy your """""""flagship"""""" Monday Night Heat featuring special guest star Puff Daddy ;^)
>watching Smacketty
>>1552958
I Smackettyed your mom
>>1552968
BIG
No one is going to watch this shit after last week
There is no way that smackdown can put a worse show than the last week show
Ryder Club ww@
>>1552980
>>1552982
>Raw
>talentless fat sack of shit
>Smackdown
>new era organically over GOAT
get in here nigs
https://discord.gg/V7gav
>Raw gets stinky street shitter Jinder Mahal
>Smackdown gets based Curt Hawkins
EVEN THEIR JOBBERS ARE WORSE THAN SMACKDOWNS
carmella looks like a fucking man tranny
Pedo John
>>1553004
I hope cena fucked vjuice
>>1552914
who /dinner/ here?
>six pack of bud light
>two burgers
>10 wings
feels good
Save us Based Ryder
>DOLPH
>ZIGGLER
>WWTWINK
>>1553008
Fat ass
Autistic Meltzer calling it here first.
zolph diggler
>Dirk Diggler
>>1553014
thank you hungry skelly
Slater makes it watchable
Are you guys ready for based Ryder?
Time for based Orton
>show not about us
>start both shows with them in a promo
Shane pls
It's the Shane Mchmahon D Bry show yay!
Would you wear that new Randy shirt in public?
this is fucking awful already
shane and dbry need to fucking go already
Broski please be on Smackdown tonight
Apollo Creed!
BIG
MOVIE
MIZ
>Apollo Creed
>Apollo creed
Better name tbqh
>Corbin
>Creed
>Kalisto
JUST
APOLLO FUCKING CREED
>>1553031
absolutely
>Apollo Creed
based dbry
daniel bryan sucks
>Apollo Creed
Fucking Bryan...
ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US ITS NOT ABOUT US
>APOLLO CREED
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>apollo creed
>>1553024
>based Ryder
Yeah I'm ready for more botches and terrible wrestling.
>Apollo Creed
i love Miz
>Apollo Creed
Did he say Apollo Creed?
We Rocky now!
CREED
APOLLO CREED
Based D-Bry rekking Mizshit
>Apollo Creed
Oh shit new wrestler
CREED
R
E
E
D
>All those security guys
Bork is going to literally eat one of those guys. Like, kill, dismember, and eat one of them.
>Apollo Creed
>slummerslam
What the fuck bryan
Based Miz, Based Dean
How will rawcucks live this down?
They brought him back from the dead! When will they do the same for Benoit?
APOLLO CREED
P
O
L
L
O
C
R
E
E
D
I already forgot the third guy in the triple-threat but I'm pulling for Baron Corbin
SlummerSlam
>dat pop
>Apollo Creed
Literally botching it up
THE STATE OF FUCKING DANIEL BRYAN
THE STATE OF SMACKDOWN
WHAT THE FUCK YOU KEK WWE FAGGOTS
>dean getting 0 pop again
kek
DEAN "NO POP" AMBROSE
BROKEN PANEL ON THE RAMP BACKGROUND
SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED SHIT
I'm more of a rawtist but the smackdown theme is really growing on me
>Pop up facts
JUST BOTCH MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>Pop! Facts
Wew
OPENING WITH THE WWE CHAMPION
RAWTISTS OPEN WITH """""WOMENS""""" """""WRESTLING"""""
Oh God, just rememebr Ziggler is the #1 contender.
How can you consider this show serious with that kind of contender?
But you promised wed win this week smackbros
APOLLO CREED?!
I REMEMBER HIM FROM NEW JAPAN PRO WRESTLING
Goddamn, I wanna like Smackdown, but the set looks like shit.
http://wrestlingreviews.net/video/livestream1.html
better Chat
>>1553059
Hi Paul
Why the fuck did they get Otunga on commentary lel
>deanetty getting 0 reaction for his shit promos again
>>1553079
ZigGOAT
>>1553080
Nice try Rawtist. This Smackdown is on a roll so far.
>dean on the mic
If they don't bring back hard cam during matches I'm out and sticking to Raw and PPVs only.
get in here faggots
https://discord.gg/V7gav
>Le Generic Face Promo #2342342
Dead Crowd Ambrose
The no pop meme needs to die
>Ziggler
>They drafted KO to Raw to feud with Sami and team with Jericho
He'd have been a king on Smackdown
why is there no ramp LMFAO
they can't afford it?
>Deanetty talking
It's like passing a kidney stone
>Le crazy man XD vs the most vanilla midget in the company
This is what Smackdown considers to be a top quality match.
Reminder Dolph lost to heath Slater in less than 2 minutes this year
MAGA 2016
>Zigger
>>1553079
Based Zig working the smarks.
Le ur a turd bro
>>1553091
>wanting Dunn's shitty shakey cam
For the love of all things holy, I fucking hate those new fuckin camera angles
>>1553077
I guarantee this opening segment will be worse than RAWs
As terrible as it was, it at least had Chris Jericho.
>These two on the mic
End it as soon as possible please
>Ziggler and Deanetty is your main event feud
>Smacketty
NICKY!
>deanetty getting no pop and no reactions
>ziggler getting NO pop
THIS IS YOUR WWE BELT SCENE AHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHHA
>STATS
The crowd's smile and optimism: gone.
>>1553104
>the most vanilla midget in the company
Balor is on Ram though
>MAGA 2016
>jeans on the mic
based Ziggler
>>1553106
kys
Get the fuck outta here wit ya shitty ponytail Dolph
Also you started as Kerwin White's caddy you bitch
Dolph better be heel in this feud
Dean's a dick and Dolph has a punchable face
>>1553104
It's for the smarks
They like it, look Ziggler's even mentioned the spirit squad. Only true fans would remember that stable
this is shit make it stop
>>1553106
Only The Don can save Smackdown now
MINI SHEAMUS
kek
You have one chance to impress me Ziggles
Make it count
>Neither guy speaks potato
So far so good bros.
NICKYYY!!!!
Spirit Squad reunion when
Is Dean going heel?
Christ I hope not, Dolph is a much better heel.
RAWTISTS SEETHING BECAUSE FINN MANLET WILL NEVER EVER CUT A PROMO LIKE THESE TWO A+ STARS
>the city of dean "no pop, no crowd reactions" ambrose
END THIS
THIS IS EMBARASSING
THE CROWD DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT DEAN OR ZIGGLER
Dean slowly turning heel?
>spirit squad mention
>having to try and turn Dean tweaner like Reigns because he gets zero pops
BASED DEAN SHITTING ON THE HATING ON THE SMARKS.
Dean's doing well on the mic here, he's carrying this segment
Where was this a few weeks ago?
i dont think i'll ever understand the smark love for ambrose
>This segment
Smackdownies will defend this.
>>1553138
Kek
Apollo Creed dies in the Rocky IV, time for the biggest come back of all time
>the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty >the dilapidated shanty town of deanetty
Hairline Dean
>>1552914
This is the first time I have heard Dean talk some good shit
>>1553151
its shit
>Tune into Smackdown
>Ziggleretty and Deanetty
>Tune out
Nice """""brand""""" you got there
>>1553148
He's on the A+ show now
based spirit squad
SERIOUS QUESTION
Does anyone here used to dream to become a wrestler? Do you think you still can do it?
>Le top each other face promo
Please end this
>>1553151
>he thinks a horse and a tranny on the mic is better than this compelling story
Why is Dean talking like a ghetto black man?
Ziggler working the smarks
BASED ZIGGY
Ziggler finally having a great promo.
YELLING
Calm down Ziggler what the fuck man
Deanetty BTFO
>>1553163
Was Raw good last night? I saw they opened with women's wrestling and just turned it off.
Based Ziggler he's gonna eat pussy tonight
>>1553166
Yep, and it's possible if I worked for it
This promo is actually pretty based from both sides
>>1553141
Dolph is not that good no matter what. On the other hand, Ambrose heel would be money.
>That Damn Good
Mate lets not steal Haitch's lines
Based Zig and Dean teaching Seth and Finn how to cut a promo.
Dean is so much better when he doesn't talk like a retard
>deanetty getting BTFO on the mic by dolph ''''''''ziggler'''''''''''
hahahhahhahahahaahahahahahahahahah
faggot
and the crowd is dead
This dead crowd lol
>>1553166
I did but I'm only 5'5
>Stealing Haitch's lines
Jesus Dolph, have some self respect and originality
okay
small amounts of hype
>Rawtists falseflagging saying this is bad because of their embarrassing opening segment
>no, you're not
My dean is best promo in the COMPANY
Ziggles yellin
It's not half bad lads
>DOLPH ZIGGLER GETTING BIGGER POPS THAN DEANETTY
>>1553150
Cause he talks like the joker xD
>Dolph jacking Triple H's lines now
It's a case of who can kiss up to Hunter the most these days.
Is Dolph a midget
>no you're not
Fucking based
HOW will Ziggler recover from this?
Why they making Dean such a dick?
Jesus Christ where are they? It's not Corpus is it?
>>1553169
Cincinnati is a ghetto
>>1553166
I'm 6'3 and not a fatass so I guess I could do it if I really wanted to try.
a wrestling school actually opened near my place recently.
BASED BRAYY LMAO
>>1553176
No it was absolutely terrible.
Zayn/Rollins was decent and then Brock's segment was fun because Randy but shite elsewhere
WHAT?
BRAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
BRAY LMAO
>>1553166
Yes and i'm gonna be WWE champion some day
Cap it
BASED BRAY LMAO
This is actually pretty good what are you autists complaining for? Much better than the RAW opener last night
Based Bray
OH SHIT
>Bray
for what purpose?
This opener>Raw's opener
BASED BRAY
PUT THE BELT ON THIS GUY RIGHT NOW
whyatt
Better opening segment than RAW 2bh.
>Based Bray
Best opening all week
>>1553198
>Making Dean such a dick
Dean has ALWAYS been a dick
also
BRAAAAAAAAAAY LMAO
BASED
I AM DEANETTY, CROWD KILLER
>>1553168
>than this compelling story
End yourself
BASED BARY BURY THE ASS KISSER ZIGGLER.
BASED HUSKY HARRIS
>Dolph throws an autistic shitfit
>literally nobody gives a fuck until bray drops him
This is your """""""title contender""""""", Smackdownies
>>1553210
They're memeing.
Bray is so cute I love him
ZIGGLER BURIED
BASED BRAY
A
S
E
D
Is Bray the last performer with a "gimmick" that isn't just "I'm a wrestler!"
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LMAO
>all this Deano hate
>the state of RAWtists
Please win Bray. We need you.
YES BRAYY LMAO SAVE US
Brayyyyyy should be facing Deano.
Are we supposed to forget their feud?
Fuck Ziggler
Wait, isn't Cincinnati where Dean is billed from? That was the pop he gets from his hometown?
>SMACKDOWN LITERALLY CRUSHED THE ENTIRE RAW OF YESTERDAY IN A SINGLE SEGMENT
RAWTISTS BTFO
Bray about to job yet again.
Anybody else think it's weird when Bray talks about business and not spooky shit?
Hearing him say #1 contender is weird
NO REACTION FOR DEANO
DEANETTY MARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
Bray winning would be great
Smackdown already better than Raw
BASED FUCKING BRAY
if they do ziggy dirty like this, thats the end of his career. just let him have his moment
DON'T STEAL "THAT DAMN GOOD" FROM HATICH DAMMIT
>AJ wants John Cena to know that he can see him
Raw:
>40 minutes of bad promo
>40 MINUTES
SmackDowm:
>15 minutes of good promo
>15 minutes
Rawtists BTFO by based Smackers
MY BRAY IS GOING OVER
I KNOW THIS TO BE TRUE
Bray gets the biggest pops in the company kek
>that pop for Bray replacing Zig
btfo
>>1553240
No different than Undertaker
>>1553230
In WWE yes
:D
>the crowd cant even get the yes chant going
deanetty killed the crowd so fucking hard. even fucking sasha didnt kill the crowd this hard.
and the summerslam main event will be dean vs ziggler which we've seen a billion times or dean vs. bray which weve seen a trillion times
state of smackdown
>>1553230
Yes and he is still over despite how abysmally shit he has been booked, shows how good he is. Deserves the strap.
Plus he is the best promo in the WWE besides Y2J (not a fan of Enzo desu.)
time to smile everybody
Bray over as fuck
That was a good opening segment.
Dean came off like a Heelish, but charismatic cunt, which is exactly how he should.
Dolph actually showed some fire.
Bray always kills it.
Absolutely fucking shits on Raw's and was much shorter.
Le happy negro vs canttalkforshitonthemic vs bland motherfucker
>Creed v Kalisto v Corbin
the state of smackdown live
jesus christ
ZIGGLER JOBBING TONIGHT
So either Dolph is being pushed, or Bray is being more buried?
If Bray is the main event, then maybe Bray will win?
Based DEAH
Time for some :D
If Apollo ever goes heel he goes :D to >:D
Otunga is a bit more comfortable on commentary
Otunga is just a whiter Michael Cole
>spooky heel promo
>GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS WHAT A MATCH
Let's go Apollo Creed! COME BACK OF THE CENTURY
>This actually good promo is leading into Bray jobbing out
and I felt hope, just briefly. what're the chances of a triple threat, lads?
>MFW Smackdown destroyed all of RAW in a SINGLE SEGMENT
RAWtists BTFO
I hate when heels are in #1 contender matches for a tittle held by a heel since you know he wont win.
>>1553240
Yes kek
Probably going to turn into a triple threat match at Summerslam.
>>1553245
Zigglers fault for just letting himself be walked on all these years. there is no rebuilding him.
>>1553245
I feel kinda bad for him and I'm not even a fan of him
>>1553166
Yeah, it wasn't even a dream but a career goal. Sadly medical complications forced me to give up on it.
I still want to get involved with the buisness somehow, though.
>>1553230
You want shit like Duke the Dumpster back?
>>1553238
>forgetting that the B+ player botched even more than botcha banks
Go Ziggler! Beat that feaky weirdo!
And how come the weirdo can make stipulations like that by himself? We're the GM to tell him off?
>triple threat with Crews, Kalisto, and Corbin
>bray wyatt vs ziggler
>yes chants
>>1553240
It's a plebbit opinion to say he's above winning titles.
He's still on the show and should want to be champion for one reason or another. So I'm okay with it.
Where my /:D/ bros at? :D
Smackdown is so good
>>1553271
that 2D is cute
Not too bad of a start. The crowd is shit once again though
>Kalisto still getting a semi push
When is Vince going to realize he's not the next ReyRey?
Rey sold masks even at his decline, the fuck does Kalisto do?
this video package sucks, who wants to hear this fucking minivan commercial music for fucking wrestling
>>1553259
:(|)
>>1553274
Based Smack
>>1553240
I'd rather he say what he has to say then try to spin it in riddles that drag to avoid "out of character" stuff.
Wyatt v Ziggler ends with Rowan interfering and kidnapping Ziggler
>d-dean isn't getting a pop
>the c-crowd hates ziggler
>r-raw is b-b-b-better
>Bray vs Dean is infinitely better than Dolph v Dean
>Reddit and Smarks will deny this
>>1553291
He's just here to eat the pin from Apollo Creed
>>1553240
Not as weird as his sudden kayfabe power of scheduling himself in a #1 Contender match.
>>1553291
You just realize how few singles competitors are in the roster
>>1553240
Undertaker did the same thing
>>1553291
Should just sign Fenix and get rid of Kalisto I don't think anybody would even notice .
>>1553267
Maybe?
Guy still has a feud win over Dean and Daniel Bryan so is believable that he could beat Dean.
>tfw Dean and Ziggler just made the title match go from no hype to hype as fuck with one promo
>>1553299
This
>>1553289
yeah too bad flat but not loli is rare because Japan is full of pedophiles
Lol my 10 year old sister said
>if bray replaces Dolph it will be great
>even if bray loses at summerslam at least he mainevented and can get a rematch
Smart kid
>>1553291
He's here to do a lucha thing
>>1553298
That would be awesome. But isnt Rowan on Raw?
>>1553291
>>Kalisto still getting a semi push
>When is Vince going to realize he's not the next ReyRey?
>Rey sold masks even at his decline, the fuck does Kalisto do?
He does a good lucha thing, god damn it.
>>1553296
Yeah but I don't want Bray coming out like
>"I will get that 401K!"
>>1553300
did you miss those 6 months straight of bray vs dean in terrible matches?
Bros where is Chris Jericho? Why do we have to listen to Deanetty kill the crowd? This isn't fair. Why is our main event scene the lunatic cringe and nick the cheerleader?
>Dean and Zigg are both tweeners
This is the most boring timeline. Pick one and turn him full heel, both are plenty capable.
>>1553309
Hotaru>
>>1553316
Kys nerd
>>1553300
Im a Smark. I agree Dean V Bray is better.
How Rawtists can recover after this nice promo
Horseface promo < Ziggler and Deannity promo
Just tuned in.
Can somebody give me a rundown of what I missed?
>>1553312
No, just Big Strongman got sent to raw
Best promo Dean has ever done. No Le wacky, just confident and straight to the point. Props to all three guys.
>>1553316
y2j is on raw because they have no one else that can carry the show
daniel bryan is such a bad fucking actor, just cut him loose
dubuudubdubdubuwe
THE STATE OF DANIEL BRYAN
What did they mean by this?
>>1553314
"I can't eat world's without a proper retirement package, papa didn't raise no fool "
>>1553240
They need to give a bigger kayfabe importance to the belts. Like, there's power there or something. Not just bragging rights and being da champ
JESUS CHRIST KEEP BRYAN OFF THE GOD DAMN MIC
why shane and dbry are walking around the arena? don't they have a office or something
BRYAN
R
Y
A
N
GOD DAMN IT WOO
BASED JBL
Good lucha....thing.......Goddammit....WOOOO.
>>1553323
Based Bray being based
Will they actually use that "watch the match during the commercial" gimmick from the draft?
>post yfw bray wins
If Dolph seriously loses his spot I think I'm done, just ridiculous shaky booking, commit to what you've done WWE
wtf is daniel bryan 5'5"?
>Corbin/Kalisto/Crews
kill me
>>1553287
Is he ever going to have a character that isn't just smiling black man?
>>1553291
Yeah, should rehire Ryback and give him Kallisto's mask
Ziggler is going to win tonight, unfortunately, but imagine based Bray in the title match. That would actually be a good match for once.
can we have miz do commentary every match plz
Why can't Daniel Bryan not botch saying words?
What's his problem exactly?
>Tfw we have based certified comish Mick Foley
Baron Corbin is the new Kane
>>1553323
Good opening segment. Bray vs. Zigger for the match at SS later.
>>1553316
>Rawtist damage control
Mah man baron is going to win this shit senpai
:D
>Bray buried by Ziggles tonight to make Zigglestrong for Summerslam
I hope you smarks are ready. Because I sure as hell am.
>>1553368
I like Baron Corbin and I still think that's an insult to Kane
>>1553368
He's not nearly as talented as Kane even at Kane's worst
Le edgy giant man
>Those new camera angles
None of these fags deserve to beat based Miz wtf I hate Smackdown now
"GO BACK TO CHICAGO YOU FAKE MEXICAN!"
What did Baron mean by this?
>>1553345
Dolph had Bray down for an unofficial three count during the 6 man match. I'd be surprised if they were THAT 50/50 in their booking.
>>1553404
What's wrong with le smiling black man? He smiles, he's black, and ......
>>1553166
I had 6k of 10k saved to quit my job and go to Booker T's school before I discovered I had 3 herniated discs and went on worker's comp.
I'm 26. I don't think I'd ever make it close to WWE, but even if I could get on a Texas circuit and maybe go to Mexico or Japan, I'd be happy. I'm getting surgery on my back in a month. Not sure I'll ever be able to do anything now.
>>1553368
Based anon working the smarks
>a roll up
>>1553166
Way back when I was a late teen. There'd be a group of us and we use mattresses or the ground as our mat and jumping off little tykes toys for our posts
More just fun shit though. We also had a spot set for our stage and had entrances when we were announced
Kids don't know about attitude
>>1553166
Hell, if dudes like Owens can make it then there's hope for me.
>>1553117
>i'm dumb as fuck
Got i knew you antismarks like ryback but damn you're the same guys.