Malenko, you claim to be the man of 1,000 holds, but I counted,

>>1552284
2. CRIPPLE CROSSFACE

>>1552292
3. No u

4.BLUE THUNDER BOMB

5. Greensleeves.

5. DDP YOGA

7. The Manlet Cruncher

8. Arm drag

9. the button on the top of the pah shay

18. +

>>1552308
10. Seek sunlight

11. ARM BAR

>>1552308
11. hit the weight

>>1552310
have sex

12. The year the sun died

>>1552315
13. Try harder

>>1552310
14. Get a clue

12. Drop toe hold

17. Big Guy

18. Mexamerican Armbar Conchairto

15. The resurrection of Jake the Snake Roberts

16 Crossface

19. kick

20. Michonoku driver

21 Over-the-shoulder penis pincher

11. Torture Rack

25. The flippy shit

22. MAGAttack

19. The Bitch Slap

27. ARM BAR

28. ARM BAR

29. Arm Bar

30. STFU

30. Barred Arm

31. Traditional Blue thunder bomb

32. Punch

34. Dirty Deeds

35. Gogoplata

36. Cobra Clutch

38. You are all fucking faggots

39. machka

40. Reverse cowgirl

41. Nontraditional Blue Thunder Bomb

42. International blue thunder bomb

43. moss covered three handled family gredunza

44. Universal modified blue thunder bomb

45. Missionary.

>>1552284
One of the GOAT promos

46. Arm Bar

47. Modified crotch grab

69; The Bacon Wrapped Scallop

417. Jimmen Marvenluder

50. Oil check

51 (Fifty-One). Spear

1004. State of this counting

52 ARM BAR

52. HYPERCRISIS

>>1552284
867. Diesel Was a Draw

>>1552896
187. Ambrose wasn't.

53. THE GAY COMMUNITY!?

54: The Tazzmission

>>1552898
My fucking sides

55. SUPERMAN PUNCH!!

56. BALL GAME MAGGLE

1. Nothing wrong with me
2. Nothing wrong with me
3. Nothing wrong with me
4. Nothing wrong with me

114. ARRRRMMMMMM BAAAARRRRRR

57. Modified Blue Thunder Pedigree

>>1552931
5. Somethings got to give

>>1552961
58-1004. Arm bar you stupid idiot

1. YEP
2. YEP
3. YEP
4. YEP

>>1552970
1. THEY DON'T WANT NONE
2. THEY DON'T WANT NONE
3. THEY DON'T WANT NONE
4. THEY DON'T WANT NONE

59: Single leg Boston Crab

60. Bar arm

61. Arm Bar Podcast

62. Brm Aar

63. Red thunder bomb

64. Jobbing to Fandango

65. WWE Universal Championship

66. body scissors with crotch claw

67. Carter, The Internet

68. The 69

69. TACKS!

70. Triangle Dropkick

71. The Cuck Hold

72. The Debra Special

>>1555429
i chuckled

>>1555429
72. Stupid Idiot™ thumb tacks

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>>1555500
>Those digits

73. Shitting In A Whores Purse Backstage-Plex

75. gator bark

76. Nigger Dicked

76. RKO OUTTA NOWHERE

74. The camel clutch

75. Some sort of sidewalk slam

>>1555429
You, I like.

76. X-Pac and the Hoe Bag

77. Old meme

78. innovated inverted inside toe hold drop

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>79. I just came from reddit

80. arm bar

81. 15000 DOLLARS

>>1552284

>*Breath in*

82.BOI IF YOU DONT

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83. KABUTOMUSHI

104. The Cuckhold

>>1555555

84. ARMMMM BARRRR

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85. THE MANLET STRIKES BACK

86. Daniel Benoit's Last Chickenwing

109. Tornado DDT

110. Charles and Dana 3way

111. The shitty scarf

112. Arm bar

113. Ass grab

114. Da na na na NA Da na na na na

115. ROOTY

>>1552284
116. MODIFIED BLUE THUNDER BOMB

117. The /asp/

118: TOOTY

119: The Drinkkit Inman

120. Force fucking Michael Cole on the commentary table while Byron Saxton is watching with no important input (like every match he is on commentary)

121. "THE BALL GAME"

122: JUST HAVING FUN MAGGLE

123. BOOTY

124. Universal championship

>>1558824
Byron: "... WOW"

125. This town sucks, your sports teams suck, and you're all poor losers!

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>This thread

126. Nigger Bobomb.

127. Appleton Armbar

128. The Moss Covered Three Handled Family Gredunza

129. WACKY LINE

130. Ass Hug

131. le Self Rock Bottom Man

132. Mr. Salty

133. Eva Marie titty popper

134. DICK POOP PENIS PEEN COCK VAGINA PUSSY SHIT ASS ASS-CRACK CUNT FAG NIGGER FAGGOT CRAP LICKER SHIT SNIFFER FUDGE PACKER BRICK LAYER BOOM BOOM GOBBLER SHITTY SHIT SHIT

>111.
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Chris Jericho debuted at the RAW show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

112. The Fedora Tip

113. BIG BOOT

114. Women's """"Wrestling""""

115. ARM BAR.

116. The thumbnail

141. AH LOVE IT!!!

118. Eye Rake

143. The arm bar

144. the AaWooOOOhAA

145. take a shower

145. The Rooty Tooty Fresh & Fruity

146. >Hypocrite
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't lift
>Has been training the last five years to get a pink belt in Gracie Jiu Jitsu from Eve Torres. Not going well
>Emo geek
>Entitled brat
>Malnourished, looks like a poster child for starving kids
>Reads comic books
>Liberal cuck
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Arrested for impersonating a MMA fighter
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Everyone laughs when he tries to look tough
>Meat-fearer
>Booze-dodger
>Pudding belly
>Straight edge weakling
>Runs in the opposite direction like a terrified screaming girl at the mere sight of a burger
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>Worst physique in wrestling since Mick "Ten Burgers" Foley
>Sk8er boi
>Likes hockey
>Doesn't like to party
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Pepsi to Budweiser
>30 minute boring promos sent the audience to sleep
>Still watches The Walking Dead
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic gluten-free diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle bones
>Failed to take the advice from the great Kevin Nash
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the weights
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Romance fan
>Wrote the foreword for a vegan cookbook
>Awful tattoos
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being an atheist. Nobody cares
>Thinks using Cult Of Personality for his theme is cool. It isn't
>GTS stolen from KENTA
>Ananconda Vice stolen from Tenzan
>Adored by beta morons
>Calling that overrated and carefully scripted promo a "pipebomb" represents a new level of cringe
>Cried about Lesnar
>Cried about The Rock
>Cried about HHH
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about The Big Guy (for you!) Ryback
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about not being in a WrestleMania main event
>Is the only person who sees talent in his boyfriend Colt Cabana
>Performs worst top rope elbow drop in history
>Booked as WWE champion for over year, made million of dollars - all he did was complain
>Most laughable "fighter" in UFC history

148. Headlock

147. We did this already

149. New Jack

151. Torture rack

152. Arm bar

153. The Samoan

154. Sunday Screwdriver

155. The dubs

244. The Reverse Apache Master

156. Beats by Dr.Dre

157. The Vietnemese Landmine

>>1552284
http://pastebin.com/SBUYxyi6

157. Arm Bar 4 (Turnbuckle)

158. The all American American jack swagger swagger bomb

>>1564998
trips

159.
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Nakamura walked out at the NXT show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

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>>1564999
160. Witnessed

>>1565039
161.
>Life values. What are yours?
Many years ago in the beginning of my journey of self improvement I came along what I would call a golden nugget. A golden nugget is a piece of information in a book that I would retain and apply to my life. With every book I read or listen to if I just get one golden nugget the book was well worth my time. Even if you just read one book a year and got one golden nugget a year just think how that could positively affect your life if applied.
So this golden nugget I speak of came from a great Tony Robbins book called Unlimited Power. He spoke about something called Life Values. Essentially it is making a list or vision board of why we live our lives. Why do we wake up each and everyday and do what we do? Well if we have our life values in order we do the things we do to enhance our lives for ourselves and those around us. Many people have no clue why they do what they do and in that mindset you greatly increase your chances for making bad decisions or doing things that may not always be in your best interest. I write this to challenge you to sit down and write out your top 5 Life Values and than look at what you are doing and how you can improve the things in your life to line up accordingly with your 5 Life Values. They should rank with 1 being your absolute number 1 reason for living and go from there. So for example my number 1 Life Value is health because I cannot live the life I want to live without my health. The following list is my top 5 Life Values and why I do what I do in my life and I will briefly explain it to help you further understand.
1. Health2. Happiness 3. Love 4. Money 5. Power
>cont'd

>>1565955
162.
>So as I explained above I can’t live the life I want to live without good health. Following health is happiness. What is the point of living an unhappy life? What we do should make us happy, the people around us should make us happy and the places we choose to go should make up happy. I don’t know about everyone else, but I don’t wake up to be miserable! Coming in at number 3 for me is Love. Love of oneself, family and friends. Love is the greatest most powerful form of energy in the universe I believe and for me you can have all the wealth and possessions in the world, but if you lack health, happiness and love what is the point? Number 4 for me is money because I truly believe we are meant to have whatever we want in life if we are willing to work for it and believe in it. The world we live in is built around money and it allows us to do and have the things we want. It helps us in emergencies and can help give our families better security. Number 5 for me is Power and when I say power it is power for good. To be able to influence people and the world you need a sense of power to spread your message and help add value to people’s lives. For me and what I am doing with my life money and power play an important role thus their positioning in my Life Values. I hope this has helped you and I look forward to hearing your Life Values, so go out and buy a vision board and write down your Life Values and start getting closer to your goals! #FeedMeMore

167. JUST

>>1565955
>>1565958
163. Are you alright Ryan?

164. The Ryback

165. Modified Blue Thunder Arm bar

166. You Think You Know Me

167. WWE Network

>>1566235
168. Only $9.99

170. Senoir Benjamin

171. Montreal Cuckjob

172. Quiet

173.HE'S GOT A BICYCLE!

174. Imaginary Tag Team Maneuver

173. Double-Murder Suicide

175 Niggerplex

176. Moss Covered Three Handled Family Credenza

177. Big Daddy V's body weight

178. Drink It MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN

179. Poop shoot

>>1568341
179. Forgot the "in", stupid idiot.

181. WE COMIN' FA YOU NIGGA!

182. A R M B A R
R
M

B
A
R

183. Skull crying family

184. R A B M R A

185. Harambe Death Grip Arm Bar

186. The 7 checker

187. On an undercover cop

188. The Unwilling Wardrobe Malfunction

188. Kids bedtime sleeperhold

189. Stupid Idiot Arm Bar

190. Clothesline

>this thread won't get to 1004 posts

192. The doubles

>>1568943
193. Not with that attitude

194. Full Nelson Camel Clutch

195. Dick Twist

196. GOAT hold

195. THEYRE JUS HAVIN FUN MAGGLE! BALL GAME!

200. I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already lose? Oh, that's right. The game isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only halftime. Does not having the lead at halftime count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the game is still on? The Chargers are still playing right now and they have been the best team in the AFC West for how many years now? They're playing one of the worst teams in the NFL who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of playing in a Monday Night Game. But you know what? They still fucking suck. The Chargers are one of the best fucking teams in the NFL, they went 13-3 last year and would of won the Super Bowl if the kicker didn't choke. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when the Chargers wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, the Chiefs just stepped out of bounds short of the 1st down when they needed to get one, just like the Jets did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Chargers topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the team because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking teams on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

>>1555500
nice quads into dubs

>>1555500
197. Quad to Double armbar combination

201. Arm Bar

202. LIONTAMER

203.
>Never in my life have I felt an energy in the building like I did when Chris Jericho brought out his list of holds on the WCW show. It was next level shit, like a mild psychotropic drug induced state. The guy had complete unfettered control of the crowd the entire time, like some weird spazzy pro wrestling pied piper. It was amazing.
>You just have to experience it for yourself in person, I cannot do it justice with words.

204. USE THE CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING!!!

205. The Bretcum

>here we go

206. Hot Carl

207. Nut cruncher

>>1569785
208.YOU'RE GIVING ME YOUR FINISHER?!?!

209. The Nigger Nogger aka The big boot to the face

1,004. 795 moves in one

210. Quiet.

211. The Benoit Driver

212. check em

213. The Gift

214. Banks statement

215. Arkansas Spit-Shine

216. The Mississippi Moon Cricket

217. the Harambe press

218. Please have sex

219. idiot stupid

>>1552293
how many will you skip? 5 i guess

220. Global warming back drop

220. Alabama hot pocket

198. Indian redburn

shit thread

224. Mexican fire water

225. arm bar

>>1570975
226. Grab his dick and nuts and squeeze and twist as hard as you can

227. I'll pull $15,000 out of your ass

>>1570954
228. Cry more

229. Big cums

>>1552284
230. A DILAPIDATED BOAT

>>1571887
231. BROTHER NERO!

232. GRAYN BAYNS (they are a delicacy)

233. Quiet

234. The Big Red Herself

235. Pay no attention to the stilts on the bottom of my boots

236. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEver

237. Arm bar

237. The BROTHER KEITH.

239. Body scissors

240. Sitting on your chest

241. Rear naked choke

243. Dirty Deeds

244. Arm bar

245. Accolade

246. Elbow drop from bottom-rope

246. Arm bar

247. Elbow drop from middle-rope

248. Elbow drop from top-rope

249. Cloverleaf

250. Crossface

251. Toe hold

252. Walls of liontamer

253. Arm bar

254. Two finger eye poke with right hand

255. Two finger eye poke with left hand

256. Single finger eye poke with right hand

257. Single finger eye poke with left hand

258. Double single finger eye poke both hands

MAGGLE!

259. The Kidney Punch

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260. Botched lionsault into a back slide save

261. Sin Cara can to the head

262. Five Moves of Doom

263. AH LOVE IT MAGGLE

264. VINTAGE

264. Arm bat

266. LEGIT champ

267. Flying Butt Pliers

268. Arm bar

269. Victory Star Drop

270. Connor the Crusher

271.
Dragon Screw Neck Whip

272. Crucifix

273. Arm bar

274. Finger poke with single left eye

275. The sensual softness of a young woman's pits

276. 1 Night in China

277. Gall 3-0-0

278.
ARM BAR

279. Pussy Pounder

280. Weight Machine Neck Breaker

281. The Worm

282. The Prolapsed Butthole

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283. Boi Pussi Presentation

284. Locked dick hold

>>1575054
285. What did he mean by this?

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286. The Lap Dance

>>1575069
287. Delete this

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288. Stomp A Ho

>>1575127
289. The 289.

>>1552284
290. Djibouti Shooty

291. A Good Uhh Lucha Thing

292. Full-arm dragon twist

293. Front Chancery

294. Last Chancery

295. Armbar

296. Perfectplex

297. Hennigplex

298. The Norman Conquest

299. The Rooty Tooty Fresh N Fruity Booty

300. Arm Bar

301. Quiet

302. Fuck anime

Helicockter

303. Roman going over Cesaro