After reading all the 'opinions' on /asp/ today i decided to check out the opening segment of raw and see for myself how bad it really was
It was fine, far superior to stephanie, gaytch or cena opening the show and even made me kek out loud a few times. Sasha's delivery was fine but you were all making it sound like she is cesaro with a stutter tier.
It just goes to show the hateboner that all the /wew/tists and salty weebs that have infected /wwe/ lately have for sasha
Sometimes i forget just how jaded and bitter all you sad cunts are
Highlights were sasha BTFOing charles with that one night stand jibe and jeriGOAT murdering enzo with the Hip Hop Hobbit line
>womens """""""wrestling""""""""
>>1552030
>bretcuc this mad
KEK
someone post the webm
>>1552030
wow you really proved us wrong with all that science and all the facts
>just gave opinion and said everyone else is wrong
Faggot
>>1552030
>It was fine, far superior to stephanie, gaytch or cena
>cena
have sex please
>>1552053
Curb your hateboner weeb
Mad because sasha doesnt like the right sailor moon girl ?
>>1552030
lmao look at bretcuck defending his waifus honor again
so much for not caring about womens wrestling kek
>>1552060
>womens """"wrestling""""""
>>1552030
we hate you and the segment was bad.
>>1552068
> thread is about the opening segment
> h-hurr wimmins wrestling
Show me where i talk about wrestling
>>1552082
KEK
>>1552070
> deanspic in the ring watching it
> dips into his Treasured Memories folder
That was the closest you came to a female since high school, no wonder you have the gif saved
>>1552082
BRETCUCC DESTROYED
>>1552030
It was shit. Fuck off with your essay you waifufag
>>1552082
KEK
>>1552095
I fuck girls left and right with but a mere thought while ya fap over Sasha banks in ya moms basement nerd
>>1552030
Wow, bretbitch worked this hard by asp he has to make a thread defending his waifu
>better than cena
please please please have sex and drop the gimmick. it's too over the top now
>>1552099
> s-shes a fake weeb thats why i hate her!!
Fuck off back to /a/ faggot
>>1552105
I have never watched weebshit in my life you delusional and paranoid beta. I dislike her because she's trash in every aspect of being a wrestler
>>1552120
Gain height
>>1552110
Sure thing
Did king weeb moot tell you to hate her or did the spurdo bitch from wew?
Everyone knows the only people that hate sashA+ are wewtists and weebs
This is a normie thread gtfo
>>1552102
Based Dean Chad
>>1552120
It was that bad, your opinions are just shit
>>1552136
This seriously comes off almost like gibberish to anyone that doesn't have autism. What concentrated cancer you are.
>>1552143
You are jaded
Take a break
Bretcuck you're fucking pathetic. Writing this long ass post to defend your waifu.
>b-but I swear I don't care about women's wrestling
You are now lower than dean cuck
>>1552120
Tbh it was pretty boring for me
Sasha wasn't that bad, but compared to literally everyone else on that ring she looked like shit
That "one night stand" thing is an old as fuck joke anyway
Enzo did a somewhat bad promo but it worked better than Sasha, Jericho did a good job like always when he is heel, and Charlotte was ok
The match itself was meh, it only proved further that Vince is right and Sasha only knows 2 speeds: "Not doing shit" and "Fast as fuck"
>>1552149
> autism buzzword
Check
> cancer buzzword
Check
Fit a few more in and you might convince people you arent new as fuck m8
So weeb or /wew/tist, which one is it?
>>1552030
Have sex you sad wewtist
>>1552153
This
>caring this much about women's ''''''''''''wrestling''''''''''
embarrassing. this board is reddit tier
>>1552158
Charlotte was the worst for me, her voice is trash, her facial expressions belong in a pantomime and she looks like shirley from eastenders when she shouts
didnt bother watching the match
>>1552153
> talking about the opening segment
> w-wimmins wrestling
Cheers for the bump you yawn cunt
The only thing im lower than deancuc on is the poverty scale along with everyone else on this board
>>1552191
Charlotte's delivery is the worst I have ever heard. I'm not even memeing or being hyperbolic. She says everything so fucking loud, and enunciates it so clearly. It's like she's talking to, or IS a retard.
But Sasha/Enzo's "How you doin'" exchange was the worst. Mostly because I find it offensive that WWE would imply Sasha is an attractive female.
>>1552179
Your reading comprehension is embarrassing
You retarded or just american?
>it's like she's talking to, or IS a retard
She was, didn't you see who was standing across from her?
>>1552191
Well, she barely talked in that segment. Maybe that's why it didn't bothered me that much
Anyway, there is some truth in what you say
This board seriously make some stuff worse than it looks just because of memes and shit, but they're kind of right sometimes. Sasha is bad, maybe not unwatchable bad, but very bad. NXT is the fault, too many smarks there and always the same fucking crowd that eventually will like anyone just because of time alone
>>1552202
This thread is about Sasha. She's in the OP picture and you specifically single her out for half of the post. You're a joke, deny it all you want you sad waifu cunt
>>1552199
Yeah the enzo exchange was cringeworthy but thankfully didnt last long
People think i waifu her but i really dont, she legit looks like Beavis from most angles
>>1552209
Shes in the OP because /asp/s laughable hateboner for her is the reason i was told this segment was the worst ever
Bandwagoning /wew/s hate for sasha is just laughable
>>1552225
>implying
http://boards.420chan.org/wooo/res/5374333.php look at the state of that thread, someone unironcially got called a bully cause they said Sasha sucked
>>1552242
> linking wew
Ew
Ive been told numerous times they hate her over there
>>1552255
sorry about that lad
But yeah that thread is like 75% people liking Sasha and 25% hating her
">>/wooo/ judging and shitposting a female wrestler on her looks
>I knew you idiots didn't ever care about women's wrestling"
state of it
>>1552242
>going to hugbox /wooo/ ever
>>1552255
>falseflagging wootist bretcuk
Go post more in the women's wrestling general you cuck Muslim
>>1552260
Lol nigger pls, you arent fooling anyone
Everyone knows you were at /wew/ while we were all on spee
>>1552261
Weeb or wewtist, which one are you?
>>1552290
/sp/artan you cuck
>>1552290
I've literally never gone on /wooo/
>>1552067
I dont know what sailor moon is, im an adult.
>>1552030
>Bretkuk
>the reign of the boss has just BEKLUN
state of sasha
state of bretcuck
great heel turn bretmark, dumb cunt
>>1552395
It worked though didnt it
Im just exposing our new home as the wootist echo chamber that it has become with the influx of wewtists and redditors weve had lately
Anyone who says asp isnt a circlejerking hugbox now should take a look at this thread
>>1552082
That dude has 0 rhythm, it's like he's trying to flick something out of his hand and having an autistic tantrum at the same time.
>>1552503
the fuck are you even talking about bretcunt? sasha is fucking garbage. the waifuism is a disease and got to your head. i didnt read the shit thread btw
>>1552030
>After reading all the 'opinions' on /asp/ today i decided to check out the opening segment of raw and see for myself how bad it really was
Implying that you didn't already watch it and that you aren't already a huge sashafag.
It was a 10/10 opening segment. Great lines all round. Casuals ate that shit up.
>>1552595
and it was 0/10 until Jericho showed up