defend this fatass

entertaining as fuck and now JeriKO.

atleast he's not as fat as you

>>1551904
JeriKO

Best frog splash on the roster

The white Eddie Gurerro

>>1551904
What a slob, I hope his whole family dies in s car crash. Hes an embarrassment to Canada

>>1551935
kek hes a million times more talented than that manlet jobber dean

>>1551946
Million times more fatter yeah

>>1551953
nah owens weights more cause hes taller than dean but really they're bot equally fat

>>1551964
Owens is 5' 3", 390lbs

Dean is 6' 4" 220lbs

>>1551974
dean is 5'2 just like u carter kek

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>>1551980
Thats just not true.

Also i found a pic of ya

>>1551991
hes probably 6'+ so taller than u and poobrose combined kek

>>1552002
Im 6' 5"...................

>>1552031
I thought you said you were 6'3" you fucking liar

>>1552065
When did i ever say dat?

jeriKO

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Best on mic
Solid worker
More moves than the entire roster combined
Just a matter of *multiple*-times
Beat BMJ clean first time out
Genuinely likable - gives props to his son "Owen" every time his name is said
Wife is hotter than yours
Carries his lesser Muslim friend even though he doesn't have too
A body type of an actual person, but the quickness and athleticism of an acrobat
Genuinely loves the business
Great heel with a personality
A sense of humor
Chaotic neutral

>>1552309
Best commentator in WWE

Literally the most entertaining part of any show is he on anwyhere at any time.
You would have to be seriously dense with shit taste to not see that even if you hate him for being a fatty.

>>1551904
He can wrestle.
He can do good spots.
He's okay on the mic.

>>1552309
This. If this were more prevalent instead of the flagless cancer on /asp/ these days shitposting Carter this and Phil that and cuck cuck cuck than this place would be tolerable.

10/10 thoughts sir.

>>1551917
>Have a god tier Frog Splash / Bullfrog Splash
>Does not use it as his finisher
Fucking why?

>>1552309
>Chaotic neutral
That's not a good thing though. It's literally the worst alignment.

>>1552539
No-one wants to take a move like that from such a fatty. Kevin Nash himself trashed RVD and Jeff Hardy because of their finishers being too rough to take.

>>1551904
LOL a burger cuz he's fat xDDD

The only meme you KO haters can spam. Which is ironic because you're triple his weight.

Enzo looks worse because he resembles an anime protagonist but that looks good to you gook lovers.

>>1552535
maybe you should look for it on reddit

>>1551904
He's 18+, had sex and lost a ton of weight over the years.
How about you anon?

>>1552669
nobody likes memezo

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>>1552474
Here's a horse and a balding horse, we are going to need something to spice up the horse show.

Let's get the 2 best talkers one in the ring and one on commentary that literally has no business in the angle.

Best part of raw.

>>1552515
I never hated blue meanie, rikishi, Kamala, the wild Samoans, etc. for being fat, literally has nothing to do with putting on a good match

>>1552535
Thanks

>>1552674
Truth is always greater than Reddit that's why you are here

>>1552563
nash is a gigantic pussy

>>1555894
Hi Shane Douglas!

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I liked his indy attitude where he would do standing somersault leg drops and 450 splashes while being fat and a ruthless bully

>>1551904
>fat
>270 lbs
>still a better athlete than you'll ever be
>still crushes more puss than you ever will

How's it feel to be an overweight, underage virgin, OP?

>>1555918
Hi kev!

>>1551904
More flexible than you are for his size.

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>>1552669
>>>1551904 (OP)
>LOL a burger cuz he's fat xDDD
>The only meme you KO haters can spam. Which is ironic because you're triple his weight.
>Enzo looks worse because he resembles an anime protagonist but that looks good to you gook lovers.

>>1551904
>>1551991
>>1551935
>>1555938
>>1556000
Based KO working the fatass smarks