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Official Rawtist Apology Submittance Form 2016-08-02 17:44:59 Post No. 1551670
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>Open the show with Women's """""""wrestling""""""" Champion
>absolutely FUCKING DISASTROUS opening segment that not even Memezo or JeriGOAT could save
>includes two non-whites fawning over one-another (Example No.1 of Rawtist obsession with non-white Romanticism)
>Mick "The Cuckold" Foley A.K.A. Cactus BLACKED A.K.A. Mancuck making intergender tag matches
>the state of New Day
>0 (Z E R O (BAGEL (YOUR RATINGS))) WHITE CHAMPIONS
>Biggest pops came from:
>Randy Orton (Smackdown wrestler)
>BIG MATCH JOHN (Smackdown wrestler (IN A FUCKING DARK MATCH HAHAHA))
>only Raw wrestler who got a pop worth shit was Roman Reigns
>ROMAN
>FUCKING
>REIGNS
>only single male champion having to carry a 50 year old """""""""""""""""""olympian""""""""""""""""" who can barely walk through a shit-show
>actual main title feud looks like a beginner's promo class
>a fucking leprechaun
>the sheer STATE of New Day
>A FUCKING """"UNIVERSAL TITLE"""""
>a match ending because of Pokemon Go
>the shining spics
>jobbers matches with fat """mastodons""" everywhere
>only match of any worth got cut down way too short because Paul Heyman had to get in his CRINGEY """shoot""" promo
>JeriGOAT and Based Owens relegated to a tag team feud with Enzno Adrawe and Big Jizz
>THE SHEER STATE OF NEW DAY FUCKING HELL BOYS
APOLOGIZE, RAWITSTS
IF YOU DO NOT APOLOGIZE YOUR MOTHER/CAT/DOG/FATHER/BROTHER/SISTER WILL DIE IN THEIR SLEEP TONIGHT
A P O L O G I Z E
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>>1551670
Is this going to be the console war of /asp/?
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>>1551670
>>Biggest pops came from:
>>Randy Orton (Smackdown wrestler)
>>BIG MATCH JOHN (Smackdown wrestler (IN A FUCKING DARK MATCH HAHAHA))
>>only Raw wrestler who got a pop worth shit was Roman Reigns
>>ROMAN
>>FUCKING
>>REIGNS
CAN'T MAKE THIS UP LADS, THE STATE OF RAW
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>>1551670
>IF YOU DO NOT APOLOGIZE YOUR MOTHER/CAT/DOG/FATHER/BROTHER/SISTER WILL DIE IN THEIR SLEEP TONIGHT
Dirty fucking trick.
I apologize, smackdownie. Based BMJ.
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>>1551679
No because everyone is still watching both shows.
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I'm sorry, man. Seriously, I'm very very sorry. Raw was awful. I'm man enough to admit that I picked the wrong team. I fucked up. Bad. Been making poor decisionservice my whole life so this is nothing new for me. I'll be sure to tune into SDL tonight. I'm gonna make this right.
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>>1551688
But like, in kayfabe it's like the console war, right?
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>>1551682
>they have to force BMJ to work a dark match to sell tickets
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>>1551692
Feel bad for him, look at how much they draw without him at shows
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I'm sorry Smackdown. You're the better show. I'll see my way out.
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I AM SORRY BIG DRAWS SMACKDOWN
I REGRET MY DECISION TO BACK WOMEN'S WRESTLING WHOLEHEARTEDLY
PLEASE RETURN BMJ TO US
PLEASE
I BEG OF YOU
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Im sorry superior smackbros
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>>1551670
I APOLOGIZE YOU SON OF A BITCH!
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OY YU
OIM GOONA BEET YU AT SOOMERSLAM
>This is your #1 contender's promo
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>To continue the angle from last night's WWE RAW with Randy Orton making a surprise attack, Brock Lesnar and Paul Heyman will be appearing on tonight's live SmackDown from Nashville. They are currently backstage.
>In another spoiler for tonight, Brian "Curt Hawkins" Myers is backstage at the tapings and will be making his return tonight.
SmA+ckDown hype as fuck
How can rawfags even compete?
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>>1551914
Poor Heath Slater is going to get attacked by Curt unless Zack and Curt feud.
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>>1551670
GOAT SHOW ON SOON BOIZ
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I'M SORRY SMACKLADS
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>>1551682
AJ got a big pop too, so that's Top 3 pops of the night to Smackdown, how will Rawtists ever recover?
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g-guys stop making fun of monday night heat!!!!1
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the smackdown intro is actually trash
Ambrose is actually trash
Hes up against Ziggler who is also actually trash
The only wrestlers smackdown has going for it are AA, DVON and Bubba, Wyatt, BMJ, and Styles
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I'M SORRY
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Not sorry SD here!
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>>1553140
>Ambrose is actually trash
>Hes up against Ziggler who is also actually trash
>Ambrose and Ziggler's promo literally killed Seth and Finn's
lmao state of rawtists
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>it's gotten to a point where I actually feel sorry for rawtists
Not even Nakamura can save that 3 (three) hour show.
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RAW has been on fire.
Smackdown on the other hand just put Dolph Ziggler over Bray Wyatt.
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>>1556590
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>>1556590
It has been on fire. WWE is burning it to the ground.
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>>1556590
>On fire
>Biggest pops come from a Smackdown superstar and Reigns
ok m8
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>>1556586
I hope Raw gets Shitske Nakameme and we get based Señor Joe
SD is lacking in heels
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>>1556603
It looked like Dean was turning last night
I really wouldn't mind Dolph becoming part of the title-rotation as a babyface, and Dean becoming Heel.
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