Darron would be so much better if him and Bob were HEEL.
Bob pulling dumb bulltshit would be great.
Surely I'm not the only one who thinks this?
Seems like fun hijinks.
BASED BIG DOG OVER AS FUCK AND WORKING THE SMARKS AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME
>>1548551
How soon till the faggot smarks start claiming they always liked Roman and just hated how he was booked etc????
>>1548551
Who is she?
>>1548560
This
I'm laughing so hard as the salt here
T H I C C
H
I
C
C
Is phil taking the photo?
PHIL BTFO
>>1548578
Little Indian boy
>>1548562
Requesting Pillman version.
>>1548570
Give it 2 weeks
>>1548551
Reminder that Cuck Man Punk's life ends in September
IS CM PUNK A KEK????
>uk commercials
wtf is wrong with you yuros?
Time for the disgusting blob Nia Jax
>WOMENS """""WRESTLING"""""""
>>1548578
AJ Brooks
Give me (You)s
If dubs HarpGOAT is Universal champion by next Summerslam
>Still being obsessed with CM Phil
>>1548593
wondering the same thing
>>1548570
it already started senpai
Also wasn't Sheamus champion in the last year? why is he even still employed?
RAW lasted all of one week before going to shit and becoming the average boring RAW.
It's time to admit it. The Smacklads won.
>WTF I LOVE ROMAN REIGNS NOW THE BIG DOG. kys fedora cunts
>>1548570
haha you fucking newshit faggot, roman has been loved since day 1 here. now fuck off back to woo
>>1548551
Who is based Jay Lethal cucking this time?
>>1548570
May as well say it now.
I've liked his in ring work this year. I just dislike him on the mic. It's like he's two different characters.
cuck man phil
THIS THREAD WILL BE FILLED WITH ANTI SMARKS JIZZING THEIR PANTS OVER A TALENTLESS, ZERO CARDIO, CHARISMA WORMHOLE, ABS NOT FOUND, SWEATING AFTER ONE SEQUENCE OF CHAIN WRESTLING. ROYMEN REIGNS
LMAOING @YOUR EXISTENCES SUBHUMANS FROM CALCUTTA
KEK Punk
>>1548551
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CM PUNK IS AN ACTUAL UNIRONIC KEK
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1548602
Hi Phil!
>>1548602
He's the face of /asp/ deal with it nerd
What did I miss after the golden truth match?
Don't tell me they had one match in that 40 minute span.
>>1548601
Nice try
That's reserved for Shelton
>>1548614
dumb frogposter
>>1548608
Smackdown won and it's not even close :(
I want more flippy shit on RAW
>Roman is the main event
>Smarks are upset
>Roman isn't in the main event
>Smarks are still upset
Do you think if smarks hit the gym, picked up some weights, did deadlifts and squats, met a nice girl at starbucks, took a shower, trimmed their beards, did cardio, put some lifts in their boots to compensate for their 5'7" height, their lives would be much better?
>>1548609
>this literal sub-20 IQ Roman hating cuck constantly quoting nobody
BASED FUCKING BOB BACKLUND
OH SHIT, BACKLUND IS GOING FUCKING CRAZY
>>1548619
They lost to the Shining Stars because R-Truth was playing pokemon go.
>manlet division
>>1548610
have sex Pajeet, im begging you
>>1548570
its been happening all night.
>>1548617
I didn't realized she started to transition so young
>>1548558
Your wish is my command.
WOW WHAT A REACTION
>>1548623
Should be Neville soon
WE WANT FARTS WE WANT FARTS
hahahahaha what the fuck is that thing
Backlund is great
These promos are so much better than the awkward skits they were doing before. I love insane bob.
>>1548624
yes
Why does Bob Backlund look like a chimp in a suit?
>Nia Jax
WE FAT POSITIVE NOW
>Im not like most girls
Ya not like most humans ya disgusting fat cunt. Ya look like a hippo.
nia jax looks fucking disgusting
>plus sized
kek
What does Nia Jaxs' farts smell like?
>>1548631
>He's not aware of the cuck filter
Hello summerfag
I'M JUST A FAT CHICK
>Nia Fatt
>this black lesbian jobber
Sheit, I thought that was Naomi for a sec.
>Mfw my friend caught me humming Nia Jax's theme
IM NOT LIKE MOST GIRLS
>Nia Jax
>can only hear the remix from WholeF'nShow
>"Im just a fat girl..."
FAT AS FUCK
>DONUT JAX
Fuck this fat Samoan pig
I would so let Nia Jax smother me with those thighs
hintong at a Nigress division?
@1548600
Work for it bitch.
>plus sized model
BROCK TO SAVE THIS CARD LITERALLY WHEN
>>1548624
THIS THREAD IS FILLED WITH ANTI SMARKS JIZZING THEIR PANTS OVER A TALENTLESS, ZERO CARDIO, CHARISMA WORMHOLE, ABS NOT FOUND, SWEATING AFTER ONE SEQUENCE OF CHAIN WRESTLING. ROYMEN REIGNS
LMAOING @YOUR EXISTENCES SUBHUMANS FROM CALCUTTA
Ariel looking good
HOLY SHIT IT'S THE GOBBILTY GOOKER
THICC
I hope Based Braun saves this RAW burying another local jobber, bonus points if he is as funny looking as that no chin lad.
I fucking love these squash matches with the return of unknown jobbers.
seriously is this a joke?
>low rent Rihanna gets squa
>>1548624
Fucking this
>>1548647
Name one interesting fight/promo tonight.
Really, try.
>I'm not like most girls, I weight 500pounds
>this chocolate jobber
goddamn my dick wasn't ready
>Another women squash match for abo vagina Ryback
Why even split the brands if there's such a scarcity with the overall roster?
fuck... i just jerked off to blacked.com
>>1548646
ok man, sorry. I give it 3 weeks when he wins at summerslam or maybe the week before summerslam
tumblr btfo
I'm Not like most KEKS
>>1548652
Kharma's still birth
>"im not like most girls"
>nia is fat
>most girls in america are fat
>she actually more like most girls than she thinks
Jobber is hotter than Nia Fats tbqh familia
Nia Jax and Braun Strongman need to just start beating up jobbers together and then making out in the middle of the ring.
her face isn't bad at all, but holy shit that's a big girl
Anyone else fap to Nia?
>womyn jobbers
Titus has pretty good line delivery 2bh
>>1548669
this. seriously this.
>Literally have two superstars doing the same thing in Nia and Braun
>Two segments a show
>They probably don't even realise it
>>1548666
First time, eh?
>>1548653
im starting to post in this shit, im losing my life
>romanetty fags thinks anyone cares what some jobber is doing in the midcard
>>1548683
the only thing left is to kys
>islandniggers actually fuck these things to reproduce
>this jobber
Would squash with my dick
>>1548692
proud to say no.
>>1548682
What? His dick was obviously erect and it was like 3 inches
>>1548624
>needing roymen to hit the gym and etc
indians really should be purged
they're lost cause
>we go from a rare Black vs Black Male match
>into a far rarer Black vs Black women match
she should not be wearing this 'hot girl' makeup, especially the eye liner
i want to throw up. someone should tell her
holy shit that refs reaction is amazing.
>>1548669
>heelbook
My goodness are you even trying fatso?
Nia has an actual pretty face desu.
>>1548668
probably top of the hour
>>1548687
Fucking kek
>>1548673
Being this late.
Jeez Nia if you're going to be fat the least you could do is have big tits and have more than zero ass.
>Getting kicked out of combat sports because you caused a boo boo
I know they are never good at shit like this, but at least come up with something believable. Even if you broke someone's rib it would be understandable given the context.
>>1548709
>DIVERSITY
>I
>V
>E
>R
>S
>I
>T
>Y
>>1548704
I'd fuck Umaga Tbh.
FUCKING HELL THICC
Would you rather:
(A) - Be facefucked by Nia's 10 inch cock and forced to swallow
(B) - Have your balls stepped on, and tortured by Asuka while Bayley sits on your face
>>1548692
>>1548690
would watch tbqhwyf
So... for Wrestlemania/the future.
Will WWE title or Universal Title be the main event?
Or will it depend on the holder?
>>1548708
Found the obese smark I was referring to.
Nia Jax has the absolute worst music I've ever heard. How am I supposed to take her serious when her music is some generic pop song about her being fat
HOLY FUCK TOM IS HELLA SHORT TONIGHT
are we all gonna hate sami zayn now?
Fuck this fat bitch WHERES BROCK
Jesus how fucking far apart are Toms legs to be that much smaller than Zayn?
Nia Jax is a pretty attractive googly-eyed fish
>>1548709
Nia is half samoan and half German. She isn't black at all.
Nia is the least intimidating monster heel.
>>1548724
You make option B sound like a bad thing.
>>1548646
It's really on the writer I think. Like the shit they had him say after the match with Finn. It went totally against how he was wrestling angry and vicious.
>>1548724
B, not even close
When the fuck is Heyman coming on?
ENOUGH WITH THIS STALLING GIVE ME PAUL HEYMAN SCREAMING WHILE BROCK BREAKS CHARACTER RIGHT NOW
The Universal Title scene and US Title scene at Summerslam should literally be swapped. This fucking company sometimes.
>>1548724
BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBB
>>1548712
absolutely seething with insecurity
kys kumar
>>1548724
Anyone who doesn't choose B should leave this existence
>>1548724
I'll take B please.
>>1548732
He's practically sitting down.
>>1548700
>not knowing about the (You) denial meme
First time, eh?
Fucking nia jax walking backward so i couldnt get a good shot of her ass
>mfw Rawnettys will defend this show
>>1548733
>Implying we ever liked le boring mudslime cabbie.
>>1548710
>hey nia some fat neckbeard contrarian on a Latvian banjo tuning forum says you make him want to vomit.
>>1548724
>State of aspies
Get mental help
>state of cuck tom
KEK PHILLIPS LOOKING SO SMALL
Big E goes to ringside imo
>>1548692
Never thought I'd see a fat skeleton.
>>1548724
B
But does Asuka have to step on my balls?
>>1548724
Are you fucking serious
B is like 100% dream material
>>1548724
B tbqh id cum with the wrath of a thousand lil naitch's
>>1548718
Seriously fat girls with no tits is a God damn tragedy.
Nia Jax?
More like Nia SNAX AMIRITE?!?
>Ariel Monroe
SIGN HER NOW WWE I DON'T CARE IF SHE'S WORSE THAN EVA MARIE
SHE'S LIKE IF NATALIA DIDN'T HAVE A RETARD DOWNY FACE AND VOICE
>>1548756
>we
>>1548730
found the indian
kys rakesh
>>1548732
OH MAN TIME FOR SILLY FRUIT DICK JOKES
>>1548699
a fine observation.
Americans pls stop with the food commercials
>nobody will ever revive the tv title
>>1548724
B. Asuka legit had a nazi gimmick back in japan.
>>1548749
>heelbook
And you're calling people indians?
>>1548765
Amazing
>Devour
Top cuck
>>1548755
>Rawtists get btfoed
>>1548732
kek
That certainly is some suggestive fruit they have there...
>>1548765
>your girlfriend doesn't like new day
I really doubt that
>>1548765
fuck that is almost actual cuckholding jesus
>>1548743
As far as his in ring work it's not really any worse or reptetive than one else in the WWE. But him on the mic and the rocket up his ass booking you could see coming from a mile away are why he's hated so much.
>>1548724
>B
>A nazi jap gets to crush my nuts while Bayley suffocates with her massive ass
I'll take that 100 times out 100
>>1548771
Porn star name
Put it in Google videos
>>1548765
>going on reddit
>anyone who ever gets a push ever gets hated on /asp/
im sorry you lot live such sad depressing lives that cant enjoy anything
>>1548782
yes you street shitter
>>1548724
I think you forgot to put a drawback on B.
>>1548724
A every day
>>1548780
>gimmick
I can't blame you though, if you really think about it, even Hitler worked himself into a shoot.
>>1548774
>This triggered obese smark
Wew have sex. Did your mom cheat on your dad with the big dog?
Top lel
Besides based big dog, this raw has been absolute trash wtf I love smackdown now
>>1548724
A if she finishes by farting in my face
>>1548765
My wife's son eats that shit for breakfast
>>1548755
rawnetty lol
>Cole saying we will find out next which New Day member is sitting off even though it clearly shows them deciding its Xavier.
why is he so incompetent? like everyone says its bc of Vince but out of all the announcers hes alwqys fucking something up
>>1548779
Why the fuck would they?
It was a fucking WCW title.
>>1548800
She wore a Nazi outfit while having spooky japanese face paint
Idk, I think she's hot.
I want her to crush me between her thighs.
>>1548796
>who is Roman Reigns
>who is BMJ
go away r3ddit
>>1548797
Back to "heelbook" you obese waste of space.
NIA VS BRAUN WHEN?!?!!?
>>1548794
>Google videos
WHAT IS THIS FUCKIN 2004 AND SHIT
Jesus fuck these blacks are over
>>1548765
Yep I bet everyone here is glad they don't have a woman in their lives to watch wrestling with them. Take that leddit right?
>Only have $11 in my bank account
>Want to get drunk
What should I do bros?
>>1548801
absolute fuming and seething with teenage insecurity
daddy beats you up badly, eh?
>>1548813
>she
>her
>Tfw the Club are going over at Summerslam
>>1548812
the joke I was making was that she was actually a nazi, but I completely understand why you wouldn't understand that given the tripcode
>Imagine Nia and Braun's babies
>horsefuckers get a bigger pop
Romanetty btfo
>Mfw Jasmackdownies will defend having a midcard of Mojo Rawley and Breezango
How long has Xavier had the Iron Sheik boots?
Will Booty O's be sold in walmart?
>>1548821
Get stoned instead
>>1548821
don't be a broke ass nigga
Is there anyone on the current roster as over as the New Day?
>>1548815
back to toilet and be flushed along with your shit rakesh
oh wait
>>1548821
Buy O.E.
Can somone explain to me what's so special about the "Magic Killer"
It's just two people doing Goldust's finisher
>>1548822
>This projecting
Did I strike a nerve there?
>>1548829
>Rawtists going full damage control
>>1548821
dont? Money is required to live life. Dont be broke.
>>1548834
hippity hop hobbit
>>1548824
>Tfw the club is going to #BeatUpSethRollins to help Balor win
Is it titlematch?
Title match = New Day Win
Nontitle = The Club
>>1548829
Breezango is good though.
Should add a little more Billy and Chuck feel to them.
>>1548814
BMJ is based
Roymen is not, he's just worse version of rybitch minus the power moves
>>1548832
>degeneracy
This arena looks small af
And there still seem to be empty seats. What's going on? Where are they?
NOT PG
>more newday chimpouts
Yay!!!
They made a dick joke. PG Era. Wow.
DUDE DICK JOKES LMAO
>>1548835
>>>/heelbook/
24/7 dick jokes
PG everyone.
PG BTFO
Xavier Woods never wrestles even though he is a solid worker.
>>1548838
That's what I was thinking. You all this planning into what you do in the ring...that's the best they could do?
New Day consistently meets my childish expectations
>>1548779
Dennis Stamp... best TV Champ ever.
NEW DAY SUCKS
my nigga guwop is a new day fan?
RIP
>>1548845
>Breezango is good though
>State of smackdownies
>>1548839
>refuting to projecting meem after projecting his daily indian fucking his mom
kek
kys kumar
GUWOP
>>1548856
He'll be around forever at this rate.
>>1548856
Right? He was the MVP in the Battleground match, besides Bray. His storytelling is great.
Calling it now, way too obvious, The Club will attack Xavier's family sitting right there while he is banned from ringside.
Would it kill them to put in Xavier for Kofi
>>1548821
Bro, that will get you like 200+ oz of King Cobra malt liquor
I mean, it doesn't taste great but that will definitely be enough to get you drunk.
BISCUITS AND GRAVY MADE ME A MAN.
xavier is the best fucking wrestler in the new day. fuck you vince
HEEEEEEEEEEEY MAN
WHO >BURR HERE?
I wonder if Gallows and Anderson are voting for Trump
WE ARE THE OMEN IN SKYYYYYYYYYY
>karl marx and anderson
HEEEEYYYYYYY MAAAAAAN
>>1548848
>Atlanta
They're a bunch of butthurt WCW rednecks who are bitter.
NEW CHAMPSKIS
>>1548853
>""""""""""""""street shitter"""""""""""""""
>fye still exists
>>1548864
Lol the autist is mad. Did Big ol Roman play doctor with your mommy? Is that why you're so triggered smarky poo?
>>1548779
>>1548810
>>1548859
All wrong
>>1548874
just checkin in on ya
How hard will they get buried and will karl carry on to be the pintaker
I know some of you are hiding the fact that you would a Nia Jax
>>1548856
Weird, because he just wrestled against the Wyatt family at the PPV and against Bray just recently.
The only move he has is a front hand spring into a clothesline. Doesn't even look that good.
Gallows/Anderson will win at Summerslam because that will mark exactly 1 week over a full YEAR of them being Tag Team Champs.
..what if The Club and Balor Club isn't the same thing?
What if one of the New Day turn and join Finn Balor's Club or some shit? Maybe Braun joining as well.
Xavier is a giant Kenny Omega mark
I bet he jerks off to the idea of feuding with Bullet Clib
>>1548779
not calling it the network title
>two people in the chat arguing if meltz is autistic
well is he?
>>1548882
This. They closed down both of the stores in the malls I go to
>>1548881
Did an indian steal your girlfrie...anime waifu?
>>1548870
>tfw based .99 25oz cans at liquor store
>>1548883
begging u to have sex Pajeet
>2016 was 18 years ago
>>1548872
Are you high?
E is a powerhouse and does that jump out the ring spot. and kofi does high fly ninja shit.
Xavier looks like a troll/monkey
>>1548894
Meltz is autistic but he's got A+ bants
i literally blinked and i missed it
was that a botch?
>WEEBPW BURIED
>>1548891
>Balor Club vs THE Club
Seems kinda silly, but I'd believe WWE would do it.
>>1548883
>hes projecting now
kek kumar, a fucking lost cause
oH GOD THAT BOTCH ENDING...
>>1548894
Undoubtedly
>>1548904
>a+ bants
like?
>>1548887
lol
>>1548903
hes a fucking amazing wrestler. please have sex
>>1548894
What do you think?
>>1548914
He called fans of women's wrestling ugly
>>1548884
proof
>>1548896
>projecting
kek rakesh, a fucking lost cause
>>1548707
no it wasn't you retard. maybe you might think that becaue your a dicklet
Botched finish. Wonderful.
>>1548916
lose weight weeb
>>1548917
>HP monitor
OUCH
>the Club loses again
When did Vince pay these guys again?
Raw desperately needs more Roman. He was over as fuck
KEK Luke didn't notice the 2 Sweet
>Raw was good for one week
this raw is putting me to sleep rn
RIGHT TO THE NUTSACK
WHITES WIN AGAIN
y club so week tho?
>>1548925
18+
this was a hate crime on live tv
>>1548935
Because New Day Rocks
>>1548926
Where i dont see shit, also, how do i get itchy earwax outta my ear?
>>1548929
b8?
>>1548935
cause ND is bangin Steph
>>1548916
I can't even think anything memorable about him in the ring besides corny middle school promos. Maybe it will be clear when I lose my flower
>>1548922
7.5 inches with 2 inch girth :^)
Give them literally awful shirts and make them lose all the time, literally what is the point
Is the Club what WWE originally wanted the Ascension to be?
>>1548935
How many matches have they won?
Seriously, they have lost twice as many matches as they won.
>>1548937
kek... although i was thinking same
>>1548944
have sex rakesh
>>1548944
lose weight Pajeet
>>1548948
Ascension were like alt universe demon people. I always thought they were based.
Club come off more like bikers. But there is def visual comparisons
>>1548611
Chicago Man Phil.
>>1548940
I know one when I see one
>>1548821
MD20/20 or Wild Irish Rose kick that shit back like it's water and you should be ok.
>>1548946
pencil dick LMAO