>balor shorter than cole
LMAO
Based Seth
>That stutter
Crickets???
SETH ROLLINS PROMO?
BOTCH? CHECK
BORING? CHECK
ANNOYING VOICE? CHECK
pathetic
Deano marks on suicide watch
>Rollins vs Balor is basically the feud of Triple H's sons
U DA MAN SEF
D
A
M
A
N
S
E
F
>balor shorter than sasha
JUST
>mfw vince sees the (0) pop that manlet finn and rollins gets
>heel getting more babyface pops than finn
Seth "promo botch" Rollins
DRAN DRAF
>Terrible Ghostbusters
SETH CONFIRMED FOR MRA!
post sasha botches
>Seth getting more pops than Baloring
SETH BTFO'ing FEMINISTS
SETHGOAT V BALORGOAT
MOTY
>shitting on Ghostbusters
SJWs INCOMING
>>1547726
AN IRISH MIDGET
GHOSTBUSTERS BTFO
>DRAND
BASED SETH SHITTING ON THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS
SETH BTFOing SJW
Based seth
GHOSTBUSTERS BTFO'D
Ghostbusters shade
TYBSeff
ghostbusters 2016 marks BTFO
Feminist btfo
>>1547725
thanks buddy
is he gonna get btfo? im not watching unless the whiner gets btfo
GHOSTBUSTERS BTFO
SETH IS OUR BOY
GHOSTBUSTERS BTFO
>SEF ROLLINS
CHEAP HEAT
I CAN HEAR
CRICKETS
BRING OUT ROMAN NOW
SAVE THIS SUMMERSLAM MAIN EVENT HOLY FUCK BOTH OF THESE VANILLA FAGS GOT 0 POP LMFAO AND GOT OUTPOPPED BY JERIGOAT SHUTTING DOWN TWO FEMALES
>seth botching on the mic
it's ogre. the Smackcucks won.
lmao nevermind, SEF BTFO'ing women and the new ghostbusters and barves
>finncarthy
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Based Seth, Atlanta and melissa BTFO
im a rollins fan
This fucking tato farmer, I can't wait until he flops.
>Seth burying feminists
HOLY FUCK SETH BTFO SJWS
FEMINISTS BTFO
Based Seth
>These non-drawing manlets
>That heat
>seth's laugh
Why is it so perfect, every fucking time
Balor looks like a fucking kid KEK
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING KEK
[local sports team]
Crowd: ooooOOOOooooOOOoooOOOOooooooooo
>Sheamidget vs Seth Rollins
JUST
>>1547738
Romanetty isn't getting anywhere near the belt anytime soon.
>Atlanta fans so assblasted, they have to hijack the son to do a fucking Braves chant
>ghostbusters BTFO
>feminism BTFO
>hillary BTFO
SETH = TRUMP
>Barves
SETHS GOING NUCLEAR
MOI NOIME IS FINN BALURE AND OIM OIRISH
BASED SEFF
Seth is at least kinda entertaining on the mic, gets over a character, and responds to the crowd.
Balor is absolute fucking shit.
>A FUCKING """"UNIVERSAL""""" CHAMPION
ATLANTA BTFO
BASED SETH
>muh universal championship
GO BARVES
BARVES
BARVES
BARVES
suicides in the crowd on live tv
What are they doing?
Atlanta hawks sucks, Based Seth
>>1547786
And he's fucking 35.
>>1547763
he's gonna die
>https://youtu.be/2oyQnS74674
He's back making shitty openings
What have I missed, guys?
TOMAHAWK THIS
>tfw im a braves fan
>i'm irish
shouldn't he be sleeping right now
>>1547777
b a s e d
a
s
e
d
BRAVE FANS BTFO BY JASETHY!!!
ATLANTA BTFO
>>1547791
>SETH = TRUMP
That's not a good thing.
Lmao @ Seth's receding hairline.
First time watch finn
Is he usually this boring?
Jesus fuck Balor is dreadful on the mic
>>1547790
better than CM PUNK CM PUNK CM PUNK
Roman gets 500000000000000000000000000000000000000x the reactions than the both of these do combined.
>Crowd cares to give a reaction about their awful baseball team than they do to Finn "No Pop" Balor
BALOR BTFO
HEY BRAVES FANS
HOW'S LAST PLACE
>barves fans on suicide watch
DA MANE
BASED SETH
>>1547809
haha awesome thanks man
GOOD GUY SETH
>>1547829
>>1547828
literally delete this
>>1547820
Based fucking Seth working the anti-trumps
Translation please
>>1547814
nice trades, fag
CRICKETS
R
I
C
K
E
T
S
>>1547791
>hillary
>trump
Why are you polturds so annoying?
Don't most Braves fans know how shit the Braves are?
A+ plug
>>1547835
Braves hawks, they both suck
God damn Finn sucks on the mic. Get some better insults.
>>1547837
Damn Sethetty, you're really working the crowd here!
>Barves
>Failcoons
>Cawks
>hockey team bought by A FUCKING LEAF
>>1547838
>Hotlanta Barves
>Balor on the mic
Seth is basically heel Edge and heel Christian rolled into one.
>The Man
>The Dude
>The Guy
>DA MAN
New era confirmed
>Universal TITLE
uh oh
>YER AAAHHHSS
>seth absolutely destroying the potatonigger on the mic
>>1547828
hey miami, how is having 10 fans max show up to every game?
Seth is so god damned based.
FUCKING ARABS GTFO
>Balor drafted as top face means Rollins will stay heel
DA ONLY TING U GONNA HAVE HADDED TO YA IS YA AWWSSS
>>1547845
yes, but it still hurts
>IS YOUR ASS
>not is an ass whooping
is this literally gonna be a fucking gay sex celebration as the main event of summerslam?
>state of finn's bantz
if only he were allowed to cuss
why does flair insist balor is a cruiserweight while praising rollins as the top heavyweight?
they look the exact same size
How can anyone take Balor seriously? He's like 5'7"
Holy fuck he's fucking awful
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Why are Irish accents so funny?
>The difference between 6 feet and 5'11
>universal
It keeps cracking me up
armenian man vs british cunt face
storylines are dead
>calling the pele kick an overkhead kick
might as well call it a modified blue thunder kick Cole you fuck
DA FIRST EVER
LEGO WORLD CHAMPION
THE ONLY TING YOU'RE GONNA BE HANDED IS YOUR CHARLIE HAAS
>>1547869
flair is old and has clearly forgotten Bruno Sammartino
>>1547875
same
>>1547859
And that was a pretty shit promo by Seth.
He could have literally held the mic between his thighs and twerked like a monkey fucker and he'd have killed Finn
>>1547866
nldskimbrelwaitinginthebullpen.jpg
>a 5'7 manlet is the top baby face of raw
based goat roman reigns being dropped back to midcard
its almost like raw doesnt want the ratings
God damn. I was watching old Snake Pit segments and fuck, the wrestling might have been shitty back then, but some of those promos are based as fuck. Where as now it's the opposite.
When will we have good promos that don't involve Y2J?
>>1547874
that's a pretty big difference
Oh man, this vanilla midget is awful on the mic
>Mfw manlets main event an A PPV near me
WHY
WHY
WHY
>>1547870
Reminder that D Bryan is 5'6
>>1547852
shitlanta is the most garbage sports city in history
>>1547880
It's a SPINNING HALOOVER KICK WATCH OUT
WHERE IS BROCK
I'M DONE WITH THESE MANLETS
T-T-T-T-THIS I-I-I-ISN'T H-H-HAPPENING!!!!!
WHY DIDN'T THE CROWD CHEER?
WHY WERE THEY ALL SILENT FOR OUR MAIN EVENTERS?
IT.... IT CAN'T BE...
DEEEEEEELEEEEEETEEEEEEEE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS
can someone explain the seth rollins gay wrestling .gifs that have been popping up on /asp/ in the last couple of days?
Can we get to Bork Lazer already?
I'm just here to listen to Paul Heyman bury the whole roster
>>1547874
me in the upper left
>>1547864
If they made Seth the top face they'd force him to stop being based and turn into a boring suck up.
>>1547876
>Calling an Irishman British
Please try this in Dublin.
Can someone post the Paige nipslip?
Pls
>>1547888
they need coke and no scripts
>>1547880
That new Eggxecutor is so based
>yfw they're expanding on lore in gen 1 pokedex entries to make new pokemon
So is there any possibility Orton beats Brock?
I know Brock did drugs but would they really waste him like that?
>>1547874
more like 5'8, the loser is wearing lifts
balor is going down the road of roman
>gets pushed to the moon, hasnt earned it, shit moveset, no charisma, forced babyface.
mark my words, balor will come out to roman-tier boos come summerslam
Whos that faggot that keeps changing my name in the discord chat
would you?
>>1547876
Balor is Irish you fucking yokel
>>1547852
>108 years
>>1547896
>Their main eventers are Deanetty "1.8" Ambrosetty and Dogg Ziggler
Wew I'll take Rollins and Balor any day over those guys top lel
>>1547869
Seth easily has 20 pounds on Baylor, cuz
>>1547874
Balor got that surfboard booty here. would not bang.
>>1547888
It's the price you pay hiring athletes over people with pure charisma/public speaking ability
>>1547890
tbqh i never watched nxt and i thought hed be alot worse. at least i can understand wtf hes saying, unlike Becky who doesnt even sound like shes speaking english. and they didnt over expose him like they did Roman.
the universal title match should be roman reigns vs anyone
>UNIVERSAL
So it can come to Smackdown if they do a crossover thing?
>>1547913
If you wouldn't fuck Chyna in her prime you are a LITERAL faggot
>>1547887
Of course they don't want to repeat the Roman era of record low ratings.
>>1547913
I can't give a solid answer to that question
Nerds here actually think Randy stands a chance against Brock
>>1547898
>mfw the rumor that Heyman didn't re-up his contract is true and Brock comes out alone
You know why I'm here, Dahnald
>>1547913
now? absolutely
>>1547913
Based Kane
>>1547913
Yes, I miss Chyna dearly ;_;
>>1547922
one vs all match?
I miss Roman
Honestly Roman would've been better on the mic than that crap Balor was spewing....
I think Vince should've just went with Roman vs Seth at SS, Balor is going to blow up in his face
jimmy uso is such a qt
do you fucking retards like anything???? fucking wahhh manlet waaahhh irish wahhhh just shut the fuck up you cunts
>>1547897
He did some "softcore" (but it was more like a gravure video like asuka did if you know about japanese adult videos) gay fetish video a while back.
I'm pretty sure you could find it if you look it up with his indie name (Tyler Black)
>>1547903
even better, someone post the nude that was "fake". Mirror selfie?
Balor can cut promos, just not scripted ones: when he's got free reign he's a solid promo
>>1547905
Snow Vulpix is pretty sweet too
What do you guys think of this pit meat?
>>1547890
Finn is the first big "vanilla midget" in ages who actually lives up to those cliches. Normally contrarian smarks just like to use the label on anyone who isn't Roman Reigns, but this shit actually applies to Finn.
>>1547930
He's confirmed to be there
>>1547940
Found the manlet
>>1547913
I prerer blonde chyna where she was wearing a tied up shirt and you can see areola
>>1547940
Roman Reigns
>>1547905
It's a reason to have twitter
>>1547933
sick dubs for a sick post
was prince devitt over in njpw? cus hes boring as fuck i dont get his appeal.
>>1547930
WWE negotiated this morning / last night while the clock was ticking because Heyman wanted $$$ and knows what he's worth
Who do you like more
The Club aka Inside Jokes from Japan
or
The New Day aka Stolen jokes from black twitter and reddit's home page
>>1547898
that's all I'm here for broski
>>1547940
>Rawtist this mad
LANA GETTING BLACKED
>Champion coming out first
HHHHHNNNNNGGGGG
MY
DICK
what is main event?
>>1547884
>THAT FUCKING FEEL WHEN NO LANA WIFE
hol' me famm
>Rollins vs Zayn
holy fuck state of RAW. this will be stronger than the most potent sleeping gas
Lana is so fucking sexy.
>>1547940
Yes.
I like Roman Reigns.
MY FUCKING DICK
>>1547944
Coldsteel a GOAT
>Lana
HOLY FUCK
man lanas face gets worse and worse
>Lana
>>1547956
New Day since they don't have Karl Marx and Anderson
>>1547965
seth's face makes the whole thing
>Lana
EXPAND THE DONG
HHHHHHNNNNNNNNGGGG
Mark's big black cock is going to ravage Lana's pussy
>>1547956
Club x1000, they're actually good
>>1547913
2000-01 yes.
RUSEV DROPPING THE BELT AS PUNISHMENT FOR MARRYING LANA
VINCE THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>>1547975
have sex
>Rusev gets to plow that
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR
holy fuck that lana
anyone give me a stream? mine is so behind
lanas fucking ugly wtf. she looks hot on her IG though. live tv must have no photoshop
Mark "no pop" Henry
TIME FOR SOMEONE TO GET THEIR ASS LICKED
Is Lana the best manager ever after Paul Heyman?
Fuck! Rusev is dropping tonight to go on his honeymoon isnt he?
>>1547972
pssht, nothing personal kid
MARK HENRY'S DICK
HOLY FUCK
>Tfw Rusev already consummated the marriage
>Rusev
Time for a piss break.
>Sexual Chocolate
NEVERMIND
Remember that episode where HHH got Stephanie drunk and eloped with her?
Mark = Black Big show
I met Chyna once and she was a cunt, I'm glad she's dead
>henry still has the best theme for the last near-decade or so
"Different continents are needed to contain the love these two have for eachother"
Rawnettys are butt blasted at how many this show is.
>>1547972
Gen7 shaping up to be pretty damn good
If Mark wins this, I will fucking riot.
>Henry jobbing again
>>1548002
Gonna need a new katana for that edge there.
>>1548003
Wewtist you have to go back
>Mark Henry will probably die in the next ten years from health complications
>>1547955
rumors circulating Heyman wants lead in the WWE Creative, if it's true I hope.
Jesus.
Mizark's knees are tapped up worse than when Patrick Ewing played basketball
>>1548002
Story?
>having a somewhat build up for this title match
Makes me worry for my bro Rusev
>i don't like mark henry
>Tfw Mark Henry wins Title and then dies from Zika virus
SOMEONE PLEASE POST LANA
MY STREAM LAGGED FUCK
>>1548014
Big, if true.
I wouldn't mind Booman getting a US title run to be honest family.
If Rusev comes out last does that mean he loses?
How crazy would people go if MARK WON?
Is there any difference between Neville and Finn?
>>1548009
Why? Henry is legit one of the strongest men alive.
>Wearing the US Colors
Confirmed for jobbing
>>1548003
I've literally liked Roman ever since he had a great match with Big Show last year.
You sound upset this isn't a reddit hugbox.
>dat Henry pop
So, whats Mark Henry doing in the Olympics? Anything relevant?
>>1548012
think you need to learn to like things.
>>1548025
hes gonna win. honemoon
>>1547975
ur fat, have sex
>>1548025
This crowd is kinda shit but it would still be a solid 7/10 moment
>>1548002
Jericho destroyed her in his book.
I've always heard she was toxic backstage
>mfw some tourist doesn't understand our based /wwe/ memes or our /basedbro/ culture
>>1548031
power lifting
>>1548027
I know, and I honestly love Mark. I just don't want Rusev to lose his title. Not yet and not to Henry.
>>1548027
>a washed up, old timer going over new talent thats a god tier heel
yeahhh
>>1548016
she was just really cunty, probably on pills
>>1548003
>do you fucking retards like anything???? fucking wahhh manlet waaahhh irish wahhhh just shut the fuck up you cunts
My Mark is going over
I know this to be true.
>>1548039
really? badass
>>1548003
I didn't say anything about Reigns rawtist. He's on Raw not Smackdown, are you literally this mad you forgot that.
>>1548027
Arguably the strongest to ever live or right up there, he's by far the most accomplished athlete to ever wrestle for WWE.
>>1548014
oh wow, that would certainly cement the company being in mid 2000s mode again
>>1548029
okay you like reigns. good for you. but finn balor is a better wrestler deal with it.
>>1548044
Based Steph heels
>>1548039
forreal?
wew
>>1548038
>asp
>having any bro culture
pick one m8
>tfw the worlds strongest slam gets buried
Why are they literally rehashing Rusev's previous US title run?
>Henry throwing Rushits around the ring
>>1548003
only autists hated him in the first place.The same people that were screaming H-HES NOT READY are probably fine with fin balor becoming number 1 contender on his first night on raw
>>1548042
Explain tye story fag, where did you meet her? How did you meet her that kinda shit what did she do
>>1548044
I want to be her sex slave so bad...
>>1548026
Neville doesn't have a gay entrance, Neville is better in the ring and he's shorter but is more muscular, both are SHIT on the mic but I'd rather hear a British accent than an Irish one
>>1548054
uh, I said /wwe/ pay attention tourist
400 lb teabag
>>1548055
DELETE THIS
>>1548043
exactly
>>1548050
>but finn balor is a better wrestler
No he isn't. He can't talk either.
>>1548062
cute mtf
>>1548037
Which one?
I think she was just fucked in the head and on pills way sooner than the current history says.
The most common story is that she got fucked up because of Steph but she was like that before trips was burying himself in her virgin pussy
>>1548044
How many black men has she fucked?
>>1548062
tfw no pointy nips picture exists of AJ
>>1548067
they are both shit on the mic and finn is better in the ring. not the anon you responded to but he is right. and i dislike both finn and roman lol
>Tfw Mark Henry gets a bigger reaction than Meme Balor
>>1548038
We pretty much all hate each other.
Bro.
someone start a new thread
>>1548070
zero
>>1548047
raw or smackdown its still wwe. i like both so i have no idea what you're on about with your rawtist meme
>>1548072
finn managed to have shit matches with nakamura and neville. he is a joke. roman is much better in the ring
Just got back from the gym lads.
How's RAW been so far? Worth tuning in?
>>1548076
fuck you you do it faggit
>>1548070
>thinking steph fucked anyone other than HHH
If she got fucked more often she'd be less of a delusional cunt
>>1548070
Same number as your mother.
>>1548070
Uh, she's fucked Randy Savage and Triple H so
>>1548069
I'm pretty sure his first book. When he came in she was a massive cunt to him.
He said she could be very sweet but mostly a huge crazy bitch. He talked about coming into the wwe feuding with the rock, then months later losing to Chyna.
Pretty sure first book.
>>1548087
>The macho man
wut
>>1548072
>finn is better in the ring.
No he isn't nor can you prove it.
>>1548062
[spoiler]>mfw i started watching again because of AJ[/spoiler]
Punk is a lucking fuckin bastard
>>1548067
hahahaha this guy thinks roman is good on the mic holy shit.
>>1548038
>based /wwe/ memes
Rusev the Nigger Grave Digger
>>1548091
He broke his slim jim off in her when she was like 18
i cant find anything on mark henry memelympics
get worked manlet nerds
>>1548070
>>1547999
Rusev is awesome.
>>1548080
>I like both
>liking both Raw and Smackdown
>Watching at least 5 hours of wrestling a week
wew lad
>Mark wins belt
>Comes back for Summerslam for Rusev to win it back
If only...
okay..
god damn it
Well that was anticlimactic
>>1548067
He's irish
Of course he can't
NIGGERS BTFO
rusev is like a boring samoa joe
>Mark pulling the I'M WINNING FOR MURICA card
You knew he was jobbing lads
The ref game is shit tonight
Here comes Kurt Angle
>tfw Mark will never get another title run
>>1548094
>this guy thinks roman is good on the mic
I didn't say that anywhere.
I think you should be over 18 to post here.
>This man jobbing was some years ago the biggest monster heel.
What the fuck went wrong?
R I G G E D
I
G
G
E
D
Rusev 10/10 foreigner
>>1548070
huehue
RUSEV IS THE BEST FUCKING HEEL RIGHT NOW
>>1548102
>posting on an anime image board about wrestling and not watching both
wew lad
>the Olympics are rigged
Does he not realize we are watching a STAGED show
The fuck is with the writing today
>>1548124
Hes old now. Mid 40's. Cant do what he used to.
Holy shit Roman's white now
BASED ROMAN COMING TO BURY THAT FATSO COMMIE FUCK
Rusev is so based.
Hope he destroys Booman too
I DIDNT SEE THIS COMING
IM ACTUALLY KINDA EXCITED
Wow I actually like this idea for a feud, let Roman work his way back up.
>>1548070
huehuehue
OH FUCK. PLS NO.
>Roman needing Merrica to get over
God, this is as bad as Cena with cancer patients.
>Roman VS Rusev
RAWTISTS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>1548101
He's boring as a BULGARIAN SMASH heel.
Country wars haven't been fun since the Cold War.
OH SHIT RAMEN FOR THE US TITLE?
I'm actually ok with this.
>Ramen feed to RuRu
BASED RURU
>>1548176
This is what everyone has been saying they should do for fucking years.
Why does wwe write every single heel the exact same way?
Do they all have to be cowards?
>>1548191
Give us flags on /asp/ and you'll see how fun country wars can be :)
>>1548147
He mostly does house shows and dark matches. Dude is just happy to still get a pop, even if it shrinks every year
>>1548248
But Rusev isn't a coward you idiot.
>>1548131
you just KNOW
PISS BREAK
>>1548000
...and hatch married her at a drive thru chapel while she was passed out. I about shit a brick.