>more squash matches
Good luck Braun.
Nice promo
>Mfw this jobber
$1000
Honestly I bet being the local jobber here would be fun
>1k for this
This is fucking terrible
This is disturbing
this wanna be ryback is a fuckin joke and will never get over like ryback. he doesnt even do crazy lifts with the jobbers. this niggas matches are a fucking joke. ryback made jobber squash matches entertaining and hilarious
I like this Braun squashing jobbers thing
desu this jobber does look like el murpho
>>1547291
sweet Based Axel on raw.
>>1547331
So are they actual local talent, or are they just rookies trying to get into nxt or something?
Based Braun squashing local jobbers
He needs to fix the beard, the road dogg hair is ok
>raw is so bad they brought back early 90s squashes
MY SIDES
BRRAAAUUUUNN!!
What the fuck is wrong with Braun's nose?
>dat booger
is that Goro?
give the jobber some offense. we all know what this is. the attempt to get this fucking downie over isnt going to work if he is transparently pushed like this
The scientific term for Braun Strowman is "Big Fuck"
>>1547355
Indie manlets who get paid to job.
what is braun strowman doing to finn balor?
>>1547355
Actual local talent, they call up local indie promotions and wrestling schools for these guys
Talking about facial reconstruction surgery while Strowman's nose looks like it's been flattened 2 or 3 times.
> $1000
Still a better promo than Roman
>>1547352
Because he can't wrestle.
So expect to see this shit for the next 4 months or so.
GIVE EVAN A PUSH!
BRAUN VS LOCAL JOBBERS IS THE BEST ANGLE IN THE COMPANY
WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT BRAUN VS ELLSWORTH 1K EVAN AND 12 OTHER LOCAL JOBBERS IN A HANDICAP MATCH
PLEASE VINCE MAKE IT HAPPEN
>>1547379
back to wew immediately
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>Steph on RAW again.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>1547379
fuck this is true
He was so close to that 5 grand lads.
I hope they keep raising the reward each time, to the point Heath Slater comes in to claim 20000 dollars
Is raw 2 or 3 hours now? havent watched in a while
So Braun is the new Rusev is the new Ryback huh?
Who is gonna benefit from this when it finally comes time to pin him?
My bet is one man.
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE. I MISSED YOU
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
Are jobbers this low allowed to have gimmicks?
If I was a local jobber my gimmick would be that I'm obsessed with the movie Ms Congeniality
MA NIGGA HARAMBE STILL ALIVE AND HES ON RAW
>tfw no more Big Guy
>tfw no HarpGOAT
At least Rusev is still here
>>1547382
SEXUAL
E
X
U
A
L
CHOCOLATE
>>1547373
At least they don't cry about it on Tumblr like the big guy.
>>1547377
You think one of them would ever troll WWE by no selling it? Just to get attention?
>small pop for Mark
wut
>Henry's neck fat
>SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
>tfw mark henry dies from zika and feces water
PLEASE
I'M BEGGING YOU
RETIRE
>>1547377
Yes.
They did the same to my indie friend. He was a cloated minion dude for Taker couple years ago
somebody gunna get their ass kicked
MARK HENRY GETTING KEKED
>>1547379
>>>/reddit/
>>>/wooo/
>>>/anywherebuthere/
Mark is going to impregnate Steph later tonight
MARK CONFIRMED FOR ZIKA VIRUS
HALL OF PAIN, NIGRAS!!!
>>1547417
Is it going to be a forearm this time?
BASED MARK HENRY
BASED SEXUAL CHOCOLATE GONNA BERRY RUSEV
hall of pain going over braun
his match with ryback was great except for the wack ass booking where ryback loss for no reason but then shellshocked him after the match. ryback got a huge pop when he first lifted mark henry.
bring back ryback
this braun strowman is a joke
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https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
>RuRu vs. Sexual Chocolate
Based fucking Henry
Mark getting fed to Rusev
what mark henry is going to the olympics
>Mark going to get buried by Rusev
BASED SEXUAL CHOCOLATE
>LANA GETTING BLACKED TONIGHT
>LANA GETTING BLACKED TONIGHT
>LANA GETTING BLACKED TONIGHT
>LANA GETTING BLACKED TONIGHT
>LANA GETTING BLACKED TONIGHT
rusev killed henry like two years ago
Sexual Chocolate vs Ru-Ru
Aw yeah
>Pokemon GO again this week
Come on mates
I think I like Golden Truth now. Zero fucks given team.
>yfw you found out that Mark Henry literally is SHOOT arguably the strongest man to ever life
I used to just think he was an olympian they hyped up
>still play mememon go after 3 step was taken away
>>1547407
>wanting sexual chocolate to retire
>sending Mark Henry off to Rio to catch a disease
>won't even give him a t-shirt with the new logo
RuRuRu. You know it, comrade.
Let's hear it for 1K Evan lads.
These local jobbers are the best.
>Golden Truth still chasing Pokemon
Yes.
>tfw caught a based Jolteon at the house today
>>1547432
Fuck you WWE god damn it mark is too good for this
Black people live in America?!
>tfw mark henry is going to get buried by rusev again
>tfw mark will never win the world championship again and give raw record high ratings
>>1547427
I dig em' both senpai
>Making Based Mark job to Rusev again
>>1547428
GOLDEN TRUTH FUCKING UP THE RUSEV VS. HENRY MATCH INCOMING
SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>>1547427
Ryback hates WWE now. He isnt coming back, welcome to indie hell Ryback.
RUSEV IS DROPPING THE BELT TONIGHT
>Rusev goes for the back of the head super kick
>Mark catches it in his neck fat
>Swings him around into WSS
How hard would you mark?
does anyone have the sasha botches. tonights?
>NEW ERA
>Mark Henry gets a title shot
Top fucking kek
>the state of WWE
>>1547452
Are you serious?
>>1547442
He was like top 5 powerlifter(number 1 at times).
BRAUUUUUN is also a guy who lifts like 890 pounds
>>1547444
Before you thinking about posting again please have sex, lose weight, get a job, 18+
>>1547453
That would require half the roster to get injured again
>>1547448
>These local jobbers are the best.
>tfw local jobbers are actually the most entertaining part of raw
>>1547419
Heres a pic of Mark Henry's next child, compared to a normal sized, non-zika child.
>>1547458
>he isnt in the discord club
https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
get in while ya still can lads
>>1547453
That retirement angle drew in huge ratings but they still buried him.
Really amazing and sad at the same time.
RUSEV PUSH WHEN
PERESTROIKA
>>1547355
supposedly the guy last week is going to be around again
>>1547470
Henry still holds some records, look him up.
>For Mark Henry's service to WWE he gets the Zika Virus
Please don't kill Mark WWE
Is Beato here tonight?
>>1547459
Good taste, we need more CB reaction images
>>1547443
>Not using pokemesh
Begging you to have sex
So is Mark in the Olympics, or just going to support the other US athletes?
Seems a bit old to be still competing.
>>1547401
I think Braun would be able to lift a guy sandbagging.
>>1547468
rather it be Henry than some manlet.
>>1547458
Reddit as fuck
>>1547400
Yeah I mean they only appear once and get 1k that's decent and probably a lot more than they would make in the indies.
>>1547474
during the last Ride Along, Mark Henry crushes an apple with one hand
>He was a two-time Olympian in 1992 and 1996[3] and a Gold, Silver and Bronze Medalist at the Pan American Games in 1995.[6] As a powerlifter, he was WDFPF World Champion (1995)[7] and a two-time U.S. National Champion (1995[8] and 1997[7]) as well as an all-time raw world record holder in the squat and deadlift.[1] Currently, he still holds the WDFPF world records in the squat, deadlift and total[17][18] and the USAPL American record in the deadlift[19][20][21] since 1995. He is credited for the biggest raw squat and raw powerlifting total ever performed by a drug tested athlete, regardless of weight class,[22] as well as the greatest raw deadlift by an American citizen.[19]
>In weightlifting, Henry was a three-time U.S. National Weightlifting Champion (1993, 1994, 1996),[10] an American Open winner (1992),[13] a two-time U.S. Olympic Festival Champion (1993 and 1994)[1] and a NACAC champion (1996).[6] He holds all three Senior US American weightlifting records of 1993–1997.[23] In 2002 he won the first annual Arnold Strongman Classic.[6]
For those who don't know Sexual Chocolate is indeed one of the strongest men to ever live
Jojo literally doesn't have any flaws
Perfect face, great ass, supreme tits, cute personality
>Meme Balor on the mic
>Titus vs Darren Young
>Mark Henry vs Rusev in a title match
JUST GET TO BORK ALREADY, FUCK
>Golden Truth vs Shining Stars
Oh boy we are in for a treat.
>Shining Stars not even introduced
HA
>>1547487
just support, otherwise he would have been gone for even longer than he's been just to try to train & qualify
>>1547495
don't forget he broke a steel chain with his damn hands
HOLY SHIT COREY GRAVES GETTING FIRED TOMORROW
>>1547488
would you really risk having braun strowman shoot slam you? youd get hardcore hollyd
>>1547471
For the love of god. I'm begging you, on the floor bleeding, for you to gain height.
Also it's getting late, better put your wife's son to bed soon pal. You wouldn't want him awake when the bull arrives.
>>1547487
Weight Lifters can go till their late 30s-early 40s
>pokemon go off a cliff
based corey
The shining jobbers
>>1547497
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zika_virus
It's a new virus that comes from Mosquitos
>please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth >please fuck off golden truth
>>1547482
I thought the Zika virus really just effected women.
post sasha botches please.
>>1547487
No he isn't competing.
>>1547500
>Golden Truth vs Shining Stars
>Pokemon being discussed on commentary on Monday Night RAW
what a time to be alive
>>1547489
New Era is Manlet Era
>>1547497
Virus transmitted by mosquitoes. Doesn't really do much to people, but if pregnant women get it they get little, retarded make-a-wish babies.
Why are the three most vanilla announcers on RAW now?
>Pokemon Go storyline
>the state of fucking Raw's writing staff
>>1547487
No he's competing. Kurt Angel is also going
This is hella cringe, yo
>Rtruth playing pokemon go
From tna heavyweight champ to this..
I can tell the crowd was super into that match
>>1547504
Huh?
PLEASE FUCK OFF K KWICK
fuck this shit lads, i watch boxing now
stay watching this shit manchildren
peace out
BASED STARS
>this show
Rawtists will defend this
Was that his finisher? A wacky roll-up?
RAW is complete shit tonight...
>R Truth catching Pokemon on the apron
This Raw keeps getting better and better
>goldentruth vs. shining stars is a feature match on raw
It's over Smackdown's won bros.
the state of this company
>no Zika gimmick for these Brazilians
missed opportunity
Golden Truth going to split up for a Feud, aren't they?
>>1547515
Pregnant women, but it doesn't really even effect them. It effects the babies.
>>1547526
haha yeah smackdown is so much better!
oh wait, no it's not I actually watched it last week and it's awful
Explain this shit RAWtists
1st hour is for the kids.
>rawtists WILL defend that shit
>>1547538
This week has been pretty shit so far.
>Finn on the mic next
Well shit.
So we've had an """intergender""" match, and 2 comedy matches. How will Smackdown ever recover?
I REALLY REALLY LIKE Goldust's facepaint
Too bad he's a jobber.
>>1547548
popcorn match before top of the hour segment. still terrible though
>>1547554
probably another jobber royale
>>1547548
theyre deliberately putting on a shit show to make smackdown feel a little better about their absolutely garbage show
Will this Balor segment bomb or get him over?
>Rawtists think this is better than Smack Down
This has to be one of the worst raw so far
>>1547550
Piss break.
This will be one of the few times in his career thus far that Finn balor will enter the ring to the sound of crickets.
Get used to it you Irish faggot.
>Raw get Golden Truth vs Shining Stars
>Smackdown get American Alpha
Its over, we won.
>FINN BAAAALORRE on the mic
Oh my god, time for his disgusting exaggerated irish accent
>MOY NAME IS FINN BAAALOR, OYIM AIRISH
>American Angles
>AJ Cena
HOW CAN RAW EVEN COMPETE
Where the fuck is Ryback?
Did cole botch? I swear he said Finn was raw's 1st pick.
>>1547538
>Having SmackDownsyndrome
I don't get what everyone's bitching about. This shit is comedy gold.
I haven't been this entertained by WWE all year.
>>1547565
already happened last week my man
>>1547550
They are playing with the classic booking theory turned on from TEW, you need weak segments inbetween the hot ones in order to let the crowd calm down
>>1547566
>smackdownies
PLEASE STOP THE SUFFERING
>>1547559
Snackdown was objectively better than last Monday and tonight's show. Prove me wrong
>>1547531
He's NWA actually.
>this cringeworthy tag feud
Why does this shit get more screen time then Breezango and the Ascension?
>Goldust diving for that tag
Gonna need a gif of that though
Do Americans really think Redds is a real drink? It's a cheap Polish beer in the UK.
so are raw & smackdown going to trade wins/losses each week?
>>1547574
ur autistic then, u get these pokemon meme jokes
get out
>>1547570
He got fired.
>>1547581
Check the ratings
They seriously need to knock it off with this Pokemon Go shit.
>>1547574
false flagging autist smackcucks that chose a show and chose 'sides' despite them watching raw right now like the autists they are
>dont mention the match at all
>put over pokemon go
they wonder why
>ambrose v ziggler is the main event scene for smackdown
I'm not even a rawtist, but there is literally no way for smackcucks to defend this.
>>1547552
>>1547513
fuck off reddit
>>1547584
I've never met anyone who unironically drinks Redd's
>Food you wanna fork
Solid commercial desu
>>1547586
pokemon go is the most normal thing of all time.
>Tim Hardaway Jr
>NBA superstar
>>1547594
it's almost like they want something interesting to happen
WHO ARE THOSE NIGGERS?
Just got here. What did I miss?
I hope we get a Roman vs Brock match tonight
>duhwhite and his 20 kids
lmfao
>ywn be cucked by based enzo
>wanting rybitch or rakesh reigns on raw
its like you never have sex before m8s
>>1547594
>smackcucks
forced
its smacklads to you rawtist loser
What's maggle doing in the ring?
>>1547597
literally dean mark talking to himself
Raw and Smackdown are both shit, end of discussion.
Oh Jesus why the fuck are they having this interview IN THE RING, fucking pretape it, the potato can't talk.
>>1547598
only thing worse than a beer snob is a cider snob
>>1547594
>no moveset vs best seller in the business
itll be interesting to see JUST HOW MUCH ziggler is going to carry dean borebrose
does anyone have sasha botch gif?
>>1547584
I've never heard of it until now.
>dwiggit
wow it's a scrub idiot who cares
Reply to this post if you could beat up Finn Balor
NIGGERS
No pop Balor
OH BOY! ANOTHER 10 MIN ENTRANCE FROM BALOR
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>>1547574
>jobber tag match
>squash match
>random intergender tag match
You think THIS is entertaining?
Save us Based Finn
>vince pushing this vanilla midget
>>1547607
The comedy event of the year.
>finn getting literally 0 pop
CRICKETS
FUCKING CRICKETS
AHAHAHA
FUCK WHERE IS ROMAN
>>1547584
Do yuros really stay up past 3 am on a week day to watch mandrama live?
>>1547604
>Deanetty vs Ziggler
There's nothing interesting about this match up since it's been done like 10 times.
>Le Spoogy Demon
Oh look it's another vanilla midget fixes his jacket 30 times episode.
Why does Finn wear that leather jacket like some faggot trying to act cool popping the collar?
Finn Bal-bore? Welp, bedtime for me
>they keep INTRODUCING Finn Balor
Just let him come out and surprise people on his own
This is why he gets no pops
>>1547624
hey
You guys thought Becky's voice was bad, wait till you hear this potato try and speak
>>1547565
>No pop
Crowd is going wild dude
*ADJUSTS JACKET*
never watched nxt, have heard of baylor.
intro is pretty kewl tho. Def charismatic.
Nervous how he does on the mic
>balor with a live mic
trial by fire
how many times is he going to pop his jacket
FINN "NO POP" BALOR
ERA OF LOUD POPS
>segment that isn't a trainwreck
What did he mean by this?
>the headliner of raw gets literally 0 pop
jobbing to Braun Strowman when?
>howard
ugly nigger
>mfw yuropoops are awake in the middle of the night watching raw right now
>>1547636
>faggot
I thought I read he was bisexual?
Finn "no pop" Balor
>More vanilla midgets
Fuck this company I'm done
I want to lick Finn Balor's abs
That looks like a small ass arena
I dont like Balor that much but can we all agree his theme is orgasmic?
>>1547619
Which one ?? Amirite?
WHATS WITH ALL THE TALKING SEGMENTS NOW
>>1547633
>Do yuros really stay up past 3 am on a week day to watch mandrama live?
Ha. This epic maymay again. I really like this meme. Thank you anon.
Literally no one doing that gay ass arm thing
>finn 0 pop bal0r
>dean 0 pop ambr0se
>seth 0 pop r0llins
>roman huge pop and smarks crying reign$
MOI NAME
IS FINN
BALURE
You have 10 seconds to explain why you're wasting your time watching this shit when you could watching Smackdown instead
I love Finn
>>1547645
Is Balor really good in the ring? I don't watch NXMeme
OIM OYRESH
The boipucci club,
>No pop Balor
>Finn "Vanilla Midget" Balor
>Dwight Howard was at UFC 2 days ago
>On WWE RAW tonight
>Got recognition on both shows
What did he mean by this?
>>1547660
like the three latest ones. where she almost breaks her neck
Who ready for Seth to come in and get 5x more pops
>that pop
antismark cucks btfo
BASED SETH
OUR SAVIOR
Moi name is Finn Balor and I love to foight.
>>1547659
His theme and finisher are good. That's like 50% of an entertaining wrestler.
>That fucking accent
My fucking sides
Everytime
>Balor Club
>It's just 1 guy
>SR for the save
>>1547670
not really, all he has is meme kicks, think roman reigns, but with legs
>the next universal champion
>>1547670
He's unironically the best worker since prime Matt Hardy
>Moichel
Wtf is this guy saying? can someone translate what he says?
>>1547680
wizard
Why is Seth so based
SETH GOAT SETH GOAT
>>1547664
>13 year olds think this meme is funny
Have sex.
MOI NOIME IS FINN BALURE
BASED SEF
LMAO NO FAITH IN THAT MANLET.
>Finn '0 pop' Balor
>Seth '0 pop' Rollins
kek
THIS IS YOUR MAIN EVENT OF SUMMERSLAM KEK
0 POPS FOR EITHER GUYS LMFAO
>I get it, you like him
YOU DA MAN SEF
>seth gets a bigger babyface pop than finn balor
>the state of rawtists
Reminder that Conor cuts a better promo than everyone on the WWE roster, and Conor is a REAL fighter
>no pop for balor
>no pop for rollins
THE STATE OF THIS COMPANY
>>1547670
He's decent. Lots of kicks and stomps. He can tell a story, though, and his dropkicks look devastating, which is good, because it's pretty much all he has.
>>1547668
Not a Finn fan but I'd love to see him face fuck a fan live on Raw
FUCK THIS FUCKING VANILLA MIDGETS REEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>1547667
Smackdown is tomorrow
>>1547659
It's the only reason he's over, apart from the spoopy paint
>>1547678
when is cm punk fighting mmgaycuck?
Seth is truly the standard bearer.
>>1547697
SEETHING
LITERALLY WHY isn't Roman facing Rollins at summerslam?
Who is this guy? He has literally no mic skills and no pop to follow.
>Seth interrupts him immediately
Yeah gotta hide the fact that he's weak on the mic.
>Jasethy cheered louder despite being a heel
TRULY THE GOAT SETH
>>1547694
SETHGOAT VS BALORGOAT
MOTY
>Rollins vs Balor is basically the feud of HHH's sons
>>1547713
September at UFC 203
>>1547717
Because people are bored of Roman.
Now we have a chance to be bored by a new guy
bra- draf - brand...
>>1547686
Go suck Ryder's balls, jobbing namefag,
>>1547711
>not watching replays of last weeks Smackdown
>Jasethy botching saying "draft"
>State of """""""""""""""wrestlers'""""""""""""""""""' today
Damn, Seth! Got heem!!
>Seth trashing Fembusters
I WANT TO MARRY THIS MAN
OH SHIT SETH GETTING FUCKING FIRED TOMORROW
GHOSTBUSTERS SHOTS FIRED
BASED SEFF
>braves
he's right
TOMAHAWK CHOP
>I'M GONNA BEAT YOU AT PPV
>NO U
We're back to this. It was a fun first hour, at least.
based sef
>>1547668
but he is a manlet though. this must be a shop.
>these nopops for Finn
URRRR ARRRRRSEEEEEEEEEE
i like it actually
Why don't wrestling audiences care anymore?
>>1547801
Fuck Sami Zayn