Official RAW Viewing Party!

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Enter The Beast!

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>>1545846
> * Who will suffer Brock Lesnar's wrath?

>yfw Jinder Mahal shows up

>gamethread 3 hours before the show starts

How can I watch this live as a west coast fag?

>>1545846
I hope RAM has my favorite African American musicians on. Thats why I watch!

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>>1545868
>living in the West Coast

> Superstars advertised for tonight include Lesnar, WWE Champion Dean Ambrose, John Cena, Roman Reigns, Seth Rollins, AJ Styles, Chris Jericho and Finn Balor.

Dean, Cena, and AJ aren't exclusive to Smackdown?

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>>1545871
>Rawtists getting BLACKED next week

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NOBODY WATCH RAW TONIGHT.

We need to shove it to those Rawtists.

This is now a pre-Smackdown Live thread.

>>1545889
KEK

>>1545889
>>1545901
Do you lads think based Miz will have another segment tomorrow night?
Hyped as fuck tbqh

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>>1545876
pls no bully
I just want to join in on the gamethread
any stream sites? inb4 $9.99

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>>1545889
Have sex

why the fuck are cena and AJ on RAW?

>>1545868
Wait does Raw not air live for west coast?

>>1545915
no it starts 2 (two) and a half hours later

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>>1545915
There was a thread talking about this last week

>>1545908
USA network you shitter.

THE SHOW DOESNT START FOR 3 HOURS

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>>1545884
Smackcucks don't even get their main guys because they're begging to get on the A show

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>>1545929
He wants to watch it LIVE
He lives on the West Coast

>>1545932
lmao
puff daddy

>>1545906
Hopefully MizTV opening it and an AJ match to end it. You can't get a better tv show than that.

>>1545846
>Gamethread 3 hours before show starts
Guys im gonna make gamethread for Summerslam now too. Only 4 weeks away!

>>1545942
Do it

>>1545942
It gets deancuck bootyblasted so its cool with me

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>mfw raw gets Brock roidner

You don't get to have our ments smackcucks

>>1545868
If you have a cable subscription you watch watch USA Network live streaming (legally) So you might try to log into it and see if you get the east coast feed or not.

>Raw has to bring over three Smackdown guys just to survive the second week
Lmao the state of raw

wasnt aj styles drafted to smackdwn?

>>1545884
>>1545932
It's probably for a dark match.
Seth and Roman worked one on SD.

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>>1545952
>Your current #1 contender for the WWE UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP

>>1545970
Makes sense. Before the Brand Split was announced there was already promised booking from the Pre-Split roster.

>>1545976
What's this move called?

>>1545908
vipbox firstsrow

>>1545976
And you have it saved. What's that say about you? Almost every famous person has done something shitty or g4p before getting success. What if he was homeless and did that to survive? Stallone did a porn when he was homeless. arnold schwarzenegger has done some shit, list goes on and on

>>1545997
>Sethetty mark can't handle the bantz

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Which brand is he on?

>>1546043
NXT

>>1545976
wtf is this gay shit

>>1546050
So let me get this straight.
>/raw/
Commissioner is Stephanie McMahon and GM is Mick Foley.
>/smack/
Commissioner is Shane McMahon and GM is Daniel Bryan.
>/nxt/
Commissioner is Haitch and GM is William Regal.

This right?

Why can't they just show it on the fucking network already?

It's CURRENT YEAR! Who even gets cable anymore?

>>1545868
Get satellite tv. I get the east coast feed.

>>1546072
yes

>>1545846
former /smack/shit here
can I convert? is it too late?

what is the /asp/ approved beer for Raw?
i'm on 7/11 right now

>>1546082
Cable Networks get big money revenue from advertisers so they want to cling to the old ways as long as possible. Also, WWE is under contract with NBC Universal so they can't put RAM on the network live, its like a month delay or so before it goes on wwe network.

>>1546138
PBR of course!

>>1546125
kys

>Not waiting for BMJ to bury AJ and get his 16th reign

>>1546138
BUSCH, the cheap beer of champions.

>>1546143
Isn't Cena on Smackdown tho?

>>1546125
Don't give up /smack/bro. Smackdown will be the A show soon

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>>1546138
Getchoself a Tecate, perro

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>>1546138
nothing

>>1546148
never tried that one
>>1546161
>tecate
I prefer Dos X
>>1546186
kek

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>>1545846
No USA, livestream, how?

https://discord.gg/Wc8Gx
Join the official /wwe/ discord

>>1546407
google raw livestream

>watching the b show
>watching people fight for a world title with no lineage
>watching women's wrestling
Kys my mans

Tonight is the night

>>1546434
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooo

>>1546434
rip

>>1546434
F

Paul Heyman is supposedly appearing tonight

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>puff daddy

>>1546421

>Smackdownies this triggered by good booking and women

Lol go be gay somewhere else.

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>>1545846
> * Who will face Braun Strowman?

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When will roman be broken?

>>1546439
>>1546439
>>1546439

I JUST WANNA BE, WANNA BE LOVED

>>1546449

Are you dumb?

neat Heyman does the "WWE2K17 sponsors WWE on Sky"

>the era of the botch

universal championship still sounds dumb desu..

>Starting with Botcha Banks
wot

>starting with sashetty

Giving up early this week it seems

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>opening with sasha botch
just turned my tv off. let me know when it's over

>wimminz wrestling opening the show
I don't need to piss yet

NO POP

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>CHARLIT

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>RAW starts with a Divas promo

No sideplates for Sasha yet.

She deserves to be sent back to developmental, maybe.

She just botched a little on the mic

Sasha is seriously ugly as fuck

>>1546525
they do get to wrestle more in nxt

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>BOTCHING WORDS

Oh shit it's Greensboro

Botcha needs to stop talking

And stop wrestling

And stop existing

This shit Sasha promo right now

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Jesus Christ I fucking hate those new camera angles

>>1546574
dunn's probably jacking off on the number of ways he can miss stuff now

>BEAT you..

Based Cool Dad saving the day

Based Jericho saving the show

Quiet
Quiet
Quiet
Quiet

This guy..

Based JeriGOAT saving us from botchetty and charhorse.

Botcha BTFO by based Cool Dad

Chris "Quiet" Jericho

>quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet, quiet

We already know what the crowd sounds like, Jericho

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>jericho saving us from shitty, bad acting, wymmins wrestling promo
thank the lord

>intergender promos
Im fucking shaking right now

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Quiet.. Quiet... Quiet... Quiet... Quiet... I SAID QUIET!!!

jericho with a fucking mustache

Why would jericho put down ric flair: "who;s he ever beat anyway" and charlotte is ok with it?

>Enzo with no Cass

What's the point?

Based Enzo wants botcha's pussy

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Here comes Enzo

>Vince and Kevin Dunn start sweating

>Enzo ameme

"no"

SAWFT ay dios... tired of scotty 2 hotty

what is this segment right now

Thank fuck there's no Big Cass

is this going to be an intergender tag match

>enzo taking the no boobs no ass horse face girl and not the big boobs, blonde hair, horse face girl

why

fucking retarded segment, shitting on the english language

Who writes this?!

Why this segment?

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SHUT THE FUCK UP BOTCHA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>1546717
Cass is a lanky dough boy

really what am i watching right now

Why would Enzo just start flirting with Sasha in the middle of a promo

Why do people talk like Enzo and Sasha?

>New new new era raw

>opening with 20 minutes of talking

I've already turned off

>this god tier promo
holy fuck attitude era back confirmed

THIS IS BORING AF

Why is Enzo so unfunny without Cass

>go make myself a sandwich
>Enzo and Sasha are now fucking
>Enzo and Cass are split up
>Jericho will be feuding with Enzo
>Jericho is managing Charlotte
What the fuck is going on?

Save us Foley

Yeah, Sasha's having a rough go on the mic. Opening promo jitters?

This is nice day

>sjw foley

And it keeps getting worse

this entire segment is pure fucking cringe. WWE is embarrassingly bad. Raw and Smackdown.

this promo fucking sucks, fuck these mother fuckers and fuck Santa Foley too

Tag match playa

inb4 tag team match playa

Noel debut fucking when

What the fuck is that new camera angle above the crowd? Do they have a fucking helicopter inside the arena or what? Did they really replaced the jib camera for that?

thank god the g1 final is still going

STOP SHILLING YOUR SHOW

>>1546909
>>1546911
Teddy?

Holy shit this segment sucks

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The state od Raw

>>1546917
Thinking jib. Drone would be too shaky?

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>>1546909
>>1546911
Are you a wizard?

We intergender again

ATTITUDE ERA IS BACK BOYZ

Twenty two minutes for this

>kicking off with a mixed tag match

Sunday Night Heat adjac

tna rules or japanese rules?

Did you guys seriously not see a mix tag match coming as soon as Jericho hit the scene? For real?

are they going to actually get hits on one another or is going to be the usual, guy tags in only when the guy is in

>>1546970
It was obvious when Jeridad appeared.

did they really need a twenty minute promo to set up that match..

https://discord.gg/DR29Q
get in here faggots

is the New Era just retro 2000's era?

>>1546972
mixed, not intergender.

They're sponsors, specifically Mattel have stipulated they won't do business if they feature men hitting women.

>>1546996
>men hitting women on wwe programming in 2016
lmao good joke

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>>1546958
>Vince has money to buy new type of cameras for new angles
>doesn't fix the fucking WWE Network shitty servers

>yfw orton attacks lesnar

>Based fatass

wooo

>>1547072
>>>/wooo/

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>>1547019
>>1547019
>implying there will be men hitting women on a PG show

>Charlotte trying to dislocate her shoulder instead of just flipping over the rope

Jerikek telling the ref to ask Enzo how he was doing was gold though.

>Sasha imitating Enzo
Jeezus this is pretty bad

When can we all turn on Sasha like we did Roman?

>>1547126
Nobody was with Reigns to begin with.

Why is this still going

can partners of the opposite gender break up a pin attempt?

>>1547140
2014 royal rumble not to mention his entire time in the shield

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>40 minutes with this crap
40 FUCKING MINUTES WITH THIS FUCKING CRAP WITHOUT SENSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

jericho gonna taste some natural selection tonight

40 minutes wasted on this crap. LMAO at the Rawtists. BTFO

That botch hahahahahahahahaahha

2MB is back baby

>Ref tries to give the belt to Charlotte

>>1547126
never, unless you hate ghostbusters and women and love Donald trump you fuckng white male

>>1547020
>They're sponsors, specifically Mattel have stipulated they won't do business if they feature men hitting women.

Oh the hypocrisy on these motherfuckers. Who made these stupid statements.

>>1547187
You mean the one people wanted Punk or D-Bry to win?

I wish dana never changed attire

#BringBackEllsworth

and now a squash match..

>>1547243

You wasted your time too watching it idiot.

Why are all these jobbers better actors than the current wrestlers ffs

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>>1547250
>tfw not white and hate both those things and think trump is a joker

>>1547376
Based Ref does'nt want botcha as champion

>>1547262
the same one everyone rooted for roman at the end and said he shouldve won after it was over

>Creative Juice

What did he mean ?

that reverse choke slam was weak

>august
>pokemone go

>>1547414
Because it was the in thing to hate Batista

>>1547376
WOW

man i dont wanna see Mark getting run over by Rusev again..

Save us Golden Truth

>>1547126
>we
Sasha has always been dogshit

SHUT UP ABOUT POKEMON PLEASE

Crowd is dead as shit

>>1547376

This can be made into an angle. Too bad it's not lil naitch.

>>1547411

>botcha

This doesn't even work you spastic. At least try and be more creative.

>>1547606
White-knight for Sasha

le collar popping autist

What have I missed? I just got here.

The way Finn speaks is just like Donald Trump

>bra-draf brand

gj seff

GHOSTBUSTERS CONFIRMED BLOWN THE FUCK OUT

>>1547673
Sasha + Enzo vs Jericho + Charlotte (W)
Strowman squash match
Golden Truth vs Shining Stars (W)

>>1547673

Phil came back.

now to watch RuRu try and get a match out of poor old broken mark henry

That moment when you realize that henry will win so he can take the belt to rio and so vince can brag

I saw this 2 match years ago
They're just going in circles with Rusev

>>1547646

Sasha isn't here, so how am I white-knighting exactly spergy?

poor mark

RUSEV EXPOSING THE OLYMPIC BUSINESS

LOL ROMAN?

BACK TO THE MIDCARD, PAL

Well now we know who's winning the u.s. belt at summerslam.

Saddest "Roman" chant of all time?

Basically they're doing with Roman's played out ass what they should've done 2 years ago.

what's nia's finisher? - it better not be a fuckking leg drop

>Nia jax destroys raw.

they don't know how right they are

>>1548357
The entire ring will collapse from her weight so theyre not wrong

when did titus turn heel

>>1548481
just now

This RAW is putting me to sleep rn

This raw is abysmal

>>1548382
I wish she would make my entire bed collapse.

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>we want the fat chick market

Nia Jax has an abysmal body type. It really disgusts me.

well done nia jax sit on my face you win

Need that black alt local talent girl to be my gf

anyone here like wwe?

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>>1548698
..whatever's your thing

This amount of commercials in disguisting. How you americans can take this?

New Day need to break up now before everyone gets sick off them. I'm already starting to lose interest in them...

>>1548808
Brainwashing and no federal laws,

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>Tom has to sit down for these manlets

lmao

How fucking good is RAW right now, boys?

>>1549373

He has to do a 1/4 split so as not to embarrass manlet canadian wrestlers.

>>1547065
kek

Lilian Garcia officially announced that she left the WWE

>>1550079
Finally, JoJo is just as shit but at least she's a 9/10