Why do rednecks make the best wrestlers?

They have farmer strength.

They thought it was real the longest

>>1544631
They already beat the shit out of people as a kid without even getting paid

>>1544631
They're white niggers

Strong work ethic

>>1544631
cas other wrestlers don't want none.

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>>1544705
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

They're often more grateful with whatever they have since they often get none

How many wrestlers apart from maybe Edge, Christian and Phil that you know of are not country hicks?

>>1544729
Even Big Man Vince was born as white trash

>Minnesota
>Michigan
>rednecks

>>1544659
White niggers are called wiggers you idiot

>>1544758
Minnestoa is just Canada's south

>>1544791
No. Minnesota puts out better wrestlers.

>>1545110
Just like OUR south puts out better wrestlers than our majority of states

>>1544631
> canada
> minnesota
> rednecks

Huh?

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Official /asp/ power rankings of wrestler origins

1. Texas
2. Canada
3. Minnesota
4-9998. Everywhere else
9999. Samoa

>>1545487
This

They think it's still real so they work harder

>>1545145
>he's never been to calgary
>he's never been to non-metro MN

explore the world anon, there is some real beauty to it

>>1545145
Alberta is the Texas of Canada.

David Schultz.

https://youtu.be/IElYv-2UY14

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>>1544631
I don't think Stone cold was a pretty good wrestler, he was just pretty cool doing his stone cold stuff. He doesn't do anything that is beyond athletic like Suplexes, High Kicks or Acrobatics. He's just a guy who beats you up. AJ styles on the other hand.

>>1544636
ain't nobody man enough to feel the pain

also this >>1544640

>>1551216
AJ lacks in ring intensity. He is like a mix between Austin and Kurt Angle, but a watered down version of both.

>>1544758
>Northern part of Michigan
>not a outdoor redneck land of fun
Come the fuck on.

>>1551601
>AJ lacks in ring intensity
100% wrong

>>1545487
This

>>1550589
/asp/ies cant this our memes
Kys

>>1544659
>>1544785
incorrect
White Niggers (they are turbo niggers) are Russians

>>1551601
Yeah, this just isn't the case. He's looked like the toughest, smartest, most ass-kicking motherfucker alive in his last three pay-per-view matches.