ITT: We predict Wrestlemania 50 matchcard

oh my god the two GOATS. what a lucky guy to have taken this picture with the two GOATS

fuck WWE

>>1543326
yeah man, stings so lucky to be there

>>1543313
The main event will be a Battle on the Bayou match between ZZ and The Perfect 10 Tye Dillinger

>>1543340
>Implying HHH won't be at least one, if not both, parts of the main event of WM 50.

King Maxel Hardy vs some samoan

Match Number 1: grandma Nikki Bella vs. Grandma Trust Stratus in a bra and panties (after the company almost goes under trying to make WM35 they make the show TV MA and got an hour timeslot on adult swim)

>>1544025
Match Number 2: Declan McMahon vs. Shane Mcmahonv, a father vs son match that has been building up for months and whoever wins gains control of Friday Night Raw on adult swim.

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HALF TIME SHOW: AN HOUR MONOLOGUE BY DWAYNE "THE ROCK JOHNSON, YES HE IS STILL ALIVE AND DOING HIS THING, WHICH THEN GETS INTERRUPTED AT THE 45 MINUTE OF THE MONOLOGUE BY NONE OTHER THAN WWE HALL OF FAMER , SNOOP DOGG WHO CHALLENGES DWAYNE " THE ROCK" JOHNSON FOR THE WWE CELEBRITY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD FOR THE MAIN EVENT

Fuck Dean Ambrose for marrying Steph's daughter

>>1544025
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>>1544043
MATCH 3: JOHN CENA VS NO WAY JOSE
IF CENA LOSES HE HAS TO RETIRE

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>>1544025
MATCH 4: THE BATISTA 4 MAN BATTLE ROYALE BETWEEN: BIG SHOW, CODY HALL, WWE HALL OF FAMER COLIN CASSIDY, AND SUPRISE RETURN CHRIS JERICHO

>>1543313
Sasha Banks vs. Bayley will main event

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MATCH 5: THE MAIN EVENT OF THE ADULT SWIM WWE 2 HOUR WRESTLEMANIA, DWAYNE JOHNSON VS SNOOP DOGG FOR THE CELEBRITY WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP OF THE WORLD WHICH IS WON BY SNOOP DOGG AFTER HITTING HIS FINISHER "THE BONG OF DOOM" FOR THE THIRD TIME ON THE ROCK AND HIS VICTORY IS CUT SHORT BY A MONEY IN THE BANK CASH IN BY NONE OTHER THAN SNOOP DOGGS FORMER "GANJA GLADITOR" TAG TEAM PARTNER SETH ROGEN WHO SUCCESFULLY CASHES IN AND CLOSES WRESTLEMANIA