Book Wrestlemania

Damn, as long as one of the matches is a ladder match with Jeff Hardy, Edge, AJ Styles, Shawn Michaels, Jericho and Phil (all in their prime) I think I wouldn't care about the rest of the show.

>>1543166
>wasting Michaels in a MitB match

War Games: Pure blooded white Americans vs. the rest.

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>>1543083
big sexy vs the sexy boy vs mr. sex ass lottery, millions of millions of buys.

>WWE title
Phil vs Austin

Randy Savage vs Shawn Michaels

>Sharpshooter Submission match
The Rock vs Bret Hart

>IC title
Daniel Bryan vs Chris Benoit vs Owen Hart vs Cesaro

>Retirement match
Undertaker vs Broken Matt Hardy

>tag team titles
Edge and AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho and Eddie Guerrero

>20-Man Battle Royal for the André the Giant Memorial Trophy

Nash, Booker T, Sin Cara, Raven, Ziggler, Bradshaw,. The Great Muta, Juvetud Guerrera, ADR, Golddust, Mysterio, Shamrock, X-pac, D-von, Bubba, Jeff, Rusev, Batista, Orton, Kane

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>>1543083
>both Dudleys
>both Hardys
>Edge
>no Christian
Fuck you.

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>>1543225

I'm a lil Young'n from the block yo I lyk kfc and panda buffet. I can tolerate somethings but not a lot I am free is what I am, u may judge me but understand I am a beautiful sea swan who has yet to develop...holla atcha gurl...K bitch? Gurl bye

Bret vs Phil
Shawn vs Rock
Taker vs Austin
everything else whatever

>>1543083
Eddie Guerrero (c) v King Booker - WWE Title
Bret Hart (c) v Steve Austin - World Heavyweight Title - 3 Stages of Hell
Raven (c) v Undertaker - Hardcore Title
Dolph Ziggler & D-Von Dudley v Goldust & Orton - Tag Titles
X-Pac (c) v Chris Benoit - European Title
Bubba Ray Dudley (c) v AJ Styles - US Title
Jeff Hardy v Chris Jericho - IC Title - Ladder match
Randy Savage v Alberto Del Rio
Matt Hardy v Cesaro - Final Deletion match
HBK v Kane - Inferno Match

>>1543083
>curtain raiser
Bret and Owen vs Ken Shamrock and a mystery partner (Muta)

>Promo reintroducing the Hardcore title, surprise 24/7 rules fall

>Last Man Standing Whose Knees Will Explode First match
Kevin Nash vs Kane

>Three Way Dance for the European Title
Alberto Del Rio (first out) vs Rusev vs Cesaro (w)

>Promo: another 24/7 rules fall

>Double Triple Threat for the United States Title (first fall) AND the Intercontinental Title (second fall)
Chris Benoit vs Eddie Guerrero vs Chris Jericho

>Tag Team TLC Match for the Tag Team Titles
Dudleys vs Hardys vs Edge and Dolph 'Not Christian' Ziggler

>No DQ Pissbreak Match
Randy Orton vs Batista
Continues until the crowd inevitably turns on the match, then gets interrupted by whoever the Hardcore Champ is being chased out by a flock of whoever the fucks after the title because 24/7 rules. Parade of finishers and hardcore spots until everyone leaves and Randy or Dave gets a cover, doesn't matter which.

>LOL UNIVERSAL Title Match
AJ Styles vs Daniel Bryan

>Taker vs Austin, for the Big Gold Belt
Farewell match for Taker, Austin AND the BGB, winner takes it for keeps. Wanted this to have Sting but OP is a fag.

>WWE Title Match
Shawn Michaels vs The Rock vs CM Punk, who joins the match before the bell rings by cashing in a briefcase

Handicap Match for the WWE Title:

Kevin Nash vs. Guerrero, Benoit, Bryan and Punk.

Nash wins.

>>1544516
Nash wins, but blows three quads while celebrating, has to be stretchered out

>>1544516
Top kek, the smark tears would be out of control.

>>1544516
Wouldwatch/10

sin cara vs adr in a cholo chicano norteno vs mexican silver spoon suermo pride match. hunico loses his mask cholos up and with rey in his corner beat adr. chicanos celebrate and adr goes back to mexico in disgrace