>great worker
>athletic
>can talk on mic
>interesting character
>can be a vicious heel
>>1537649
>Is he the only good thing in wwe?
>great worker
>athletic
>can talk on mic
>interesting character
>can be a vicious heel
>>1537649
>>can be a vicious heel
he got cheers; 0 boos, just cheers when he got his name called on raw
>>1537649
>fat
>shit haircut and beard
>manlet
no
>>1537659
>i masturbate to male wrestlers
>>1537671
>I like wrestlers who look like me
>>1537658
This. When are obese smarks going to realize that trying to hijack every show just makes your indy darlings look like idiots
>>1537672
More i don't give a fuck how they look as the majority probably.
>fat
>neckbeard
>midget
>cheered prominently by males that probably look like him and resonate with him.
>known best matches are finisher spam fests or with a guy he has wrestled a million times.
Back 2 reddit with you.
>>1537659
>Hating on based fatty
How fucking autistic can you be?
>>1537690
>Mad that Based KO has 6 MOTY's candidates this year
WORKED
>>1537700
Considering he has years of chemistry with the ginger Muslim I'm not surprised
>>1537707
Where is the ***** triple-threat match of the Shield then?
>can talk on mic
It seems like at least +75% of the things he says is just snapping back at others, aka "Shut up, Byron/Michael" or "That's real cute" .
Eh, I'm kinda indifferent with him, I don't care too much for the guy, but I do admit he can put on some really good matches.
>>1537691
I don't dislike him for his in ring ability.
I just think he looks so stupid.
How are you supposed take him seriously as a "monster" heel when he's short and looks like the meme fedora guy?
kill yourself zaynowens mark
>just call me zaynowensmark
>im trying to not get my flag banned
>>1537712
>Taking wrestling seriously
XD
>>1537710
Zayn and Owens have been working each other for probably quadtriple as long as them
>>1537713
zaynowensmark is objectively the best gimmick in /wwe/ history
He's a less entertaining Bray Wyatt
>>1537649
>literally call an entire city idiots
>cheer him
lol , but yeah he is a good heel. That Takeover debut was great.
>>1537714
You're right let's just have this guy beat the shit out of everyone and win the title just for laughs
>>1537649
>>1537659
>>1537690
Is this actually why people like him? Just started watching, so I was pretty confused when I saw this chubby 16 yr old.
>>1537649
He's too cute to be taken seriously as a heel
>>1537721
People like him because he is a fatty that can do things fatties can't do.
Hell people jizzed themselves when Vader used the ropes so ofc will do it too for Owens when does it even better
>>1537720
EL PATRON ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>1537723
Oh god I saw his spandex shit under his shirt, and he STILL looks fat. How is he not more in shape if he's constantly training?
>>1537720
If he can cut a promo, sell merch and work a good match then i'd give him a chance.
>>1537726
Why get in shape when people care about you when you are fat?
He is not like Reigns that if he was obese nobody would give a fuck about him and he would be jobbing on main event
>>1537721
Literally the clasic fat bully , also i think he is great sometimes in the mic.
Also the Takeover turn was great.
>>1537649
He's a good performer but that's it. I don't see him as a legitimate threat to the top guys because he's a fat fuck performing moonsault sand other dangerous moves. Any wrestler with training can perform the mines KO does but his crowds mostly add up to be neckbeards and smarks.
>>1537691
I missed you Zaynowensmark, You were my favourite Canadian cuck
>>1537711
It's called being witty, rarely anybody on roster is as good at it as he is
>mfw based kevin triggers the antismarks because he reminds them of that fat bully who could back up his words and actually got somewhere in his life
NEVER HAPPY WWE KEK
>>1537710
The Triple threat was mediocre. The Extreme Rules Fatal 4 way was miles better.
>>1537726
He isn't constantly training. He works one match every day, some of them tag matches with even less to do, and eats a lot of junk food. It's enough to keep his cardio and strength up but not to keep him from being obese.
>>1537729
I'm sure it has some effect on his fitness. He looked comparatively thin but still stocky in his NXT debut. How many times since then have you seen him dive over the ropes?
>>1537649
He would have to be a good thing in order to be the only good thing in WWE
>>1537812
His micwork is cringeworthy at best and he stumbles more than a newborn giraffe with four broken legs
>Started wrestling at 16 years old
>Same heel character since his 17
>Trained by based Jacques Rougeau, Carl Ouellet and Terry Taylor
>Loved in every single associations he was part of
>A family man, named his son Owen for his idol Owen Hart
>Wife is French Canadian, most likely cook him food while wearing a naked apron
>Took part of every single PPV since his WWE debut
>Work out the smarks on /asp/ like a pro
KeK
>>1537987
They are both french canadian. His accent is not very thick in comparison to someone like Maryse. He learned english from listneing to JR.
Without the memeing this board does and with all seriousness, Kevin Owens actually is pretty good in the ring and on the mic. The guy seems like he'd be an incredible heel if only they would let him extend it past a rivalry with Sami Zayn.
>>1537649
>>athletic
KEK
Give me 30 push ups and a sub ten minute mile and Owens can claim to be 'athletic'.
>>1538139
Nigga even i can do that so im pretty sure KO could do that too
>>1538139
sub 6 minute is athletic you fat tard.
Fucking anyone can do sub 10.
>>1537649
He'a shit heel and never gets heat because he's too busy trying to be funny for the smarks on reddit. Fucking Charlotte is a better heel than he is.
>>1538228
>Nigga even i can do that so im pretty sure KO could do that too
>>1537717
Hey Windham
He is literally only liked because he is fat. If he were in shape he would be a nobody. You all know this to be true.
>>1538431
This
>>1537649
>>can talk on mic
>>interesting character
>>1537658
that's because the dumb smarks cheer heels they like rather than booing
>>1537686
Except people do care about looks you delusional neckbeard.
>>1537812
He's about as witty as sheamus
>>1538624
They booed based sheamus and jerigoat