Book Wrestlemania

Steiner goes over all of them ala Nash vs New Blood gauntlet match in 20 minutes, then spends the rest of the show cutting a promo

battle royale

Steiner vs Umaga

>>1536235
Stone Cold vs Lesnar in a Last Man Standing Match.
The wily rattlesnake pulls all the duplicitous, under-handed, conniving and vicious tweener methods he can muster to finally put the Beast down.
DBry vs Bork because it'd be GOAT
Kurt vs Eddie because it'd also be GOAT
Punk vs Jericho vs Steiner in a triple-threat extroverted, extravagant personality feud full of character
Taker vs Hall because that'd be neat

Can't be fucked with the rest but that's just what came to mind skimming it.

Flipshit Manlet Championship
Tajiri vs Hurricane vs Spike Dudley

US Championship
Daniel Bryan vs Eddie Guerrero

Intercontinental Championship Ladder Match
RVD vs Shelton Benjamin vs MVP vs Jeff Hardy

Hair vs Hair
Chris Jericho vs Scott Hall

Stone Cold vs Bikertaker

WWE Championship
Phil vs Brock Lesnar w/ Heyman

World Heavyweight Championship
Young Scott Steiner vs Kurt Angle

>>1536334
>Stone Cold vs Bikertaker
this happened at Backlash 2002 and it was shit

>Spike Dudley wins Triple Threat Match against Tajiri and Hurricane Helms (c) for Cruiserweight title.
>MITB is back at mania cause it's better there.
>Shelton Benjamin def. Eddie Guerrero, Chris Jericho, RVD, MVP, and Scott Steiner (billed as a suprise) for the briefcase
>Steve Austin def. Brock Lesnar No Holds Barred
>Daniel Bryan def. Jeff Hardy (c) for WHC (or era's B-show title)
>Undertaker def. Scott Hall
>Kurt Angle def. CM Punk (c) for WWE Championship


Hardy, Bryan, Punk and Angle were hard to book because I'd watch any combination of those 4 to be honest.

The Hurricane vs Tajiri vs Spike Dudley in a ladder match for the Cruiserweight Championship

Jeff Hardy vs Rob Van Dam in a hardcore match for the Hardcore Championship

Shelton Benjamin vs MVP in a KFC match

Eddie Guerrero vs CM Phil for the Intercontinental Championship

Chris Jericho & Daniel Bryan vs Scott Hall & Umaga w/ Cornette backing them, for the Tag Team Championship

Steve Austin vs Undertaker for Taker's streak

Kurt Angle vs Brock Lesner w/ Paul Heyman for the WWE Championship. Scott Steiner interferes before the match starts, cashing in his MitB to make the match a triple threat

>>1536358
>Stone Cold vs Brock Lesnar is not for the championship
>Hardy not in the MiTB Match
>Angle not wrestling DBry

7/10 I'll enjoy it but I'll shitpost on /asp/ about it two months later.

>>1536340
well make it no DQ retirement match or something

>>1536235
Money in the Bank: Hurricane vs MVP vs Spike vs RVD vs Jeff Hardy vs Shelton

Scott Hall vs Scott Steiner

Jericho vs Bryan- Intercontinental

Eddie vs Phil

Undertaker vs Kurt Angle- streak

Steve Austin vs Brock Lesnar- WHC

I can't wait for Austin to no-show WM if he has to job to Brock

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>>1536235
Streak Match
Steve Austin vs the Undertaker

WWE Championship
Kurt Angle (c) vs Daniel Bryan

Battle of the Beasts
Brock Lesnar (w/Paul Heyman) vs Umaga (w/Jim Cornette) vs Scott Steiner

CM Punk vs Scott Hall
If CM Punk wins Scott Hall has to become straight edge, Hall's family is present at ringside

IC Ladder Match
RVD (c) vs Eddie Guerrero vs Jeff Hardy

US Championship
MVP (c) vs Shelton Benjamin

Cruiserweight Championship
WCW Chris Jericho (c) vs Tajiri vs Spike Dudley vs The Hurricane

>>1536435
>WCW Chris Jericho

we jerichaholics now

time for high comedy

>>1536446
exactly the idea

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>Brock Lesnar(c) (w Paul Heyman) vs Daniel Bryan, WWE Championship
Lesnar retains clean
>CM Punk vs "Stone Cold" Steve Austin (booked like rock vs cena with a one year build up)
Austin goes over clean after 1 (one) stone cold stunner, phil gets 2 (two) gts in, austin tries to give a stunner multiple times during the course of the match but punk blocks it everytime until the last one.
>Kurt Angle vs Eddie Guerrero
Angle wins
>Scott Steiner vs The Undertaker:
No DQ (not advertised that way, it'll be one of those things where they break the rules and jbl just says :haha maggle this is wrestlemania, there must be a clear winner!)
>Umaga vs RVD
Ends with Umaga getting DQ'd after attacking the ref, rvd hits his frog splash after to send the crowd home happy
>MVP and Shelton Benjamin(c) vs Tajiri and The Hurricane: tag team championship.
Niggers retain
>Spike, Hardy, Jericho(c) Triple threat IC championship
Hardy pins spike to win, goes on ta feud with jericho
Scott Hall vs Jim Cornette
Gimmick match, Hall goes over, appearances from the nwo and shit.

Thats my card fAm, I think I included everyone, needs more talent tbch.

>>1536761
>Umaga vs RVD
This is one of those things i never knew how much want

Paul Heyman vs Jim Cornette in a booking match

Cornette vs Russo Buried Alive match, loser is literally buried alive

>>1536761
>daniel bryan main eventing over austin

please have sex

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>>1536778
Its happened before but not on ppv as far as i can remember.
>>1536814
>punk main eventing
Smfh dont be ridiculous fAm. Bryans not the main event, Brock is, Bryans just the guy hes facing

>>1536829
why not Austin vs Brock main event and then Punk vs Bryan semi for the neckbeards

>>1536848
>not wanting Punk vs Austin
It would have been GOAT, and Phil would finally get to main event Mania so he would have one less thing to cry about

>>1536848
>why not Austin vs Brock main event

that match would be awful

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>>1536848
Well I thought of that but two things put me off.
One, brocks too stiff for austin, thats why austin only hits one stunner in my booking, hes fragile now, he even broke his arm at mania this year.
Punk vs bryan has been done before, i prefer fresh match ups for mania if possible fAm.

>>1536235
>Steiner Vs Austin(c)-WWE Championship
Steiner wins clean
>2010 Chris Jericho(c)Vs Undertaker-Streak Vs Title Match
Jericho wins and Druids carry Undertaker to the stage and put him in a coffin.
>MITB::MVP.Vs.Daniel Bryan Vs.Rob Van Dam Vs. Eddie Guerrero Vs Phil
Rob Van Dam wins for the second time
>Shelton Benjamin (c) Vs. Kurt Angle-Intercontinetal Championship Match
Shelton retains and both shake hands
>Battle Of The Bookers:Cornette's Pick (Scott Hall) Vs. Heyman's Pick (Lesnar)
Winner:Scott Hall
>Pre Show:Tajiri Vs Spike (c)-US title
Tajiri wins

>>1536909
>2010 Chris Jericho

Jeritroll is my second fave Jericho but I would go with 2009 Jericho cause he left not too long after 2010

More time to gloat and savor beating the streak

>>1536235
Taker vs Sting
Lesnar vs Angle
Austin vs CM Phillip
Jericho vs Bryan vs Rollins
Steiner vs Hardy & RVD - Steiner wins in a squash

Heyman works with Lesnar and Steiner, but Steiner beats the shit out of him when he tries to use his fuckin mic and shows no sympy.

>>1536235
MVP & Benjamin vs RVD & Tajiri vs Hurricane & Spike Dudley - Tag Titles

Daniel Bryan vs Chris Jericho - IC Title

Scott Hall vs CM Phil - Single

Eddie Guerrero vs Jeff Hardy - Ladder for US title

Umaga w/ Cornette vs Scott Steiner - Singles -

Kurt Angle vs Undertaker - Career vs Streak

Brock Lesnar w/ Paulie vs Stone Cold Steve Austin - Singles WWE championship

Shelton & MVP vs Hardy & RVD (c) - Tornado Tag ladder match, meme ladder match to get the crowd hot to start the show

Eddie vs Jericho vs Steiner (c) - US title, booked sort of similar to Rollins v Cena v Brock from Rumble 15 with Eddie and Jericho working together to keep Steiner at bay. Eddie wins.

Umaga w/Heyman vs Lesnar w/Cornette - Heel Lesnar lost the title vs Austin to a cashing in Phil at Royal Rumble. Pinned by Phil in the triple threat rematch at Payback after interference from Umaga (secretly on Heyman's orders). Kayfabe his contract was expiring the next month, Heyman screws him with the new negotiation and leaves him for Umaga. Brock turns face and hires Cornette as new manager for a reason that I can't think of but whatever. Lesnar wins and Cornette beats up Heyman.

Undertaker vs Scott Hall - If Scott Hall loses, he must enter rehab for 6 months without pay. I really dont have a reason for booking this, I would just like to see it. Hall shows up late and pretends to be drunk/high when, gets the jump on taker. Taker wins in the end.

Kurt Angle (c) vs Daniel Bryan - 2/3 falls IC title, don't really need to say anything about this. Angle works dominant and takes the first fall, D Bry steals the 2nd and completes the Babyface comeback on the 3rd to win

Spike vs Hurricane vs Tajiri (c) - Cruiserweight triple threat title fight for preshow, cool down the hot crowd from the previous match. Babyface Spike wins for the pop to lead in to the main event

Phil Brooks (c) vs Steve Austin - WWE title, Phil ends his WM main event on his back. Phil cashed in vs Lesnar (c) vs Austin at the Rumble when Austin had it won.

>>1536913
I wish WWE booked Jericho V Taker at Mania 26 or 28.

>>1537050
The Triple H matches didn't need to happen

>gotta avenge muh boyfriend

>not Stone Cold v. The Rock

Shit taste desu

>>1536235
Replace Hurricane with Crash Holly.
Replace Umaga with Vader.
Replace RVD with almost anyone on the roster since 1960... let's say Steve Blackman because fuck you.
Replace Tajiri with Taka Michinoku.

>>1536235

>WWE Title: Stone Cold vs Kurt Angle. Their matches against each other always were classics
>World Heavyweight Title: Steiner vs Lesnar w/ Heyman ....Imagine the buildup and the promos
>Retirement Match:Undertaker vs Y2J...I think their whole careers, they only wrestled in a singles match once on smackdown, and it was rushed, had interference etc.
IC Title 6 way Ladder match: RVD vs Eddie vs Bryan vs Shelton vs MVP vs Tajiri
US title: Cm Punk vs brother nero.. they have good chemistry
>Tag Team title match: Scott Hall and Umaga BTFO Manlets spike dudley and Hurricane


This is the best combination possible, solid rivalries and excellent in-ring potential... this would be a GOAT wrestlemania

>>1536235
Lumberjack Ironman Match (5 hours)

Cornette vs Heyman

Everyone else is at ringside.

Book it Vince

>>1537056
repeating the fucking match 3 times was a dumb decision.
There were bigger opportunities like Sheamus Vs. Taker
Jericho Vs. Taker
or
Barrett Vs. Taker

Umaga vs MVP vs Hurricane vs Tajiri vs Dudley in a table elimination match

Jeff Hardy vs RVD for intercontinental title in a hardcore match (spotfest)

Punk vs Guerrero

Jericho vs Dbry for US title

Steiner vs Undertaker in a hell in the cell match

Hall vs Stone Cold in a Ladder match

Angle (w. Benjamin) vs Bork (w. Heyman)

>>1537225
>Replace Hurricane with Crash Holly

fuck right the fuck right off

>>1537626

If somebody told me that Haitch pushed for the third match only because he thought he could convince Vince and Taker to let him go over the Deadman just once I would totally believe it.

>>1537744
no he just thought that he was on the level of Shawn and tried to make his matches "epic" like he always does to top him

>>1537749
I feel like this match was useless and they could've given Taker Jericho,mainly because of the It Begins thing he did.

>>1536235
>Austin vs Angle in hair vs hair
>Eddie vs Umaga in a revival match
>Rest in a Kennel from hell free-for-all pinata stick match

>>1537744
no he did it because his boyfriend hbgay got a rematch with UT

>>1537944
Haitch has all kinds of power but he can't bury UT or Cena

>>1536235

>WWE title
Steve Austin vs CM Punk

>IC title
Eddie Guerrero vs Daniel Bryan

Scott Hall vs Undertaker

Brock Lesnar w/Heyman vs Umaga w/Cornette

>MITB ladder match
Shelton Bejamin vs Tajiri vs The Hurricane vs Jeff Hardy vs RVD vs Spike Dudley

>US title
Chris Jericho vs Kurt Angle

Steiner vs MVP