Summer Rae

>>1535189

Prove it faggot

Nice. Was she good

You can tell this story is true because it's so detailed.

>>1535189
>/asp/ posters get laid
epik meem

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>>1535189

>>1535197
>everyone here is a sad loser
even epiker meem

>>1535198
Hi Pihil!

>>1535193
Yes. She was amazing. She's a screamer.

>>1535215
I had a feeling she was

Wow is like that time I had a three some with Trish Stratust, and Mickie James after their match in wrestlemania. Trish squirts a lot and mickie loves anal.

>>1535215
>>1535239
What were their farts like, pussy slayers?

>>1535243
FARTS??? you fucking creep. Only things that actually happened in this thread.

>>1535239
He is legit

>>1535257
That bad, huh?

Haha, that reminds me of when I had sex with Finn Bálor. I'm a guy btw.

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>>1535263
Kek that reminds me of the time I met Shawn Michaels. I met Shawn Michaels at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Shawn Michaels shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big HBK fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Shawn was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Shawn Michaels and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>1535267
haha that reminds me of the time I met Dolph Ziggler. I met Dolph Ziggler at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Dolph Ziggler shows up next to the manager and says “Merv, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Ziggie fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Dolph was grateful, shook my cock and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Dolph Ziggler and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents. I'm not gay though like you faggot.

>>1535283
Wow our stories are pretty similar!

I too, am a heterosexual male. Just fyi.

>>1535189
I want to believe.

But I don't.

>>1535197
The world is mostly uggo losers, so of course they're having sex.

>>1535293
Cool. Cool.. got any pics?

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>>1535313
Yeah here is one of us on a beach somewhere in Chile. The heat just made us extra horned up for gay sex all the time. Even though, again, we're both straight males.

She's on snapchat famlia. Says she hasn't been in mexico lately, but I take your word my man

>>1535320
You know what would be funny? If you accidentally posted a pic of your cock haha

>>1535189
good for you buddy

>>1535349
>OP was lying
wow i sure am suprised

>>1535363
im pretty sure she was in mexico though

cool story op. i met eva and paige at a mall a few weeks ago. they were very sweet.

>>1535283
Funny you mention that, I had a similar experience a year, or two ago. When I met Referee Randy Anderson. I met Referee Randy Anderson at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Referee Randy Anderson shows up next to the manager and says “Mr. Bischoff, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Referee Randy Anderson fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Referee Randy was grateful, shook my mantitties with both hands, and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the John Tentas Rectum, Referee Randy Anderson, and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents. I'm not gay though, just pansexual.

>>1535349
Her twitter says she's in Cancun.

>>1535452

This made me remember, I met Phil Brooks at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Phil Brooks shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big CM Puunk fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Phil was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with AJ's number on it and told me to give her a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave her a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on woman, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, AJ Lee and I made glorious love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>1535189
Bullshit. Prove it.

>Wrestlers take pics with their fans.
>drunk girls love taking pictures
>people take nonstop photos on vacation
Not even having a normal pic of you and a drunk summer rae on vacation.

Crazy! I just pulled my dick out of sashas hairy asshole
Ama

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>>1535189
No no you didn't you lying aspie

>>1535712
Bestiality is illegal.

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>>1535736
Fuck off cunt, she's adorable

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>>1535778
She is cute when she talks with her mouth full

I saw John Cena at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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sasha is so hot that it hurts. why won't she notice me

>>1538145
because she likes big strong men

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>>1538151
I bench 250, isnt that strong enough

>>1538145
>.gif
Was very much expecting him to blink and the face of sasha banks would fall from his eye like a tear.

>>1538168
Shit that would be neat

so you raped her?

>>1535736

Not in Canada!

How long has your dad worked at Nintendo, Pajeet?

>>1535189
Nice fantasy faggot, how'd it feel like when your mom woke you from your wet dream