Did they......?

>>1534484
James Ellsworth is really lucky. I can't remember the last time that "a local competitor" got over like this. He should definitely get signed and do like a Colin Delaney angle, or feud with Heath Slater.

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>>1534489

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>>1534484
Holy shit even he got a piece of the Paige.

>>1534489
>feud with Heath Slater.
WWE just doesn't have the technology for this.

I mean they can put a convincing prosthetic chin on him when he wrestles as the One Man Brand but you can't have him wrestle himself in front of a whole arena full of people.

>>1534493
BASED BARRY STEVENS

>>1534498
Stan Stansky was better

>>1534484
>>1534484
Based Zach Braff

>>1534497
No, it would be perfect:
James goes through like the entire Raw roster, even losing to Curtis Axel and Bo Dallas, and they all beat James clean in a short time. And then Heath gets all excited, he's finally gonna get a win, and he's ready to beat up on James, and then James SQUASHES him, and the angle runs on and off for months, where everyone else destroys James, except Heath Slater, and the blowoff is at Wrestlemania in a ladder match for a contract and a shot at the Women's title

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>>1534498
>Vince thinks strowman will get as over as Ryback

nah, you fucked up vince

>>1534484
Of course they did, it's Paige. She probably had sex with the pretzel guy too.

>>1534539
She only likes her men spicy now.

>>1534541
B E A N E D

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>>1534541
>ywn fuck paige and get a burning mexican spicy feeling in your dick after you cum

>>1534547
>not C H O R I Z O D

>>1534541
DELTE THSI REEEEEEEEEE

>>1534550
>bangers couldn't satisfy her
>hotdogs couldn't satisfy her
>it takes a chorizo to please Paige

>>1534493
You know, I heard this was the happiest board on earth. But it looks like you people are the rudest people on earth.

I bet Braun fucked him.

I love squash matches.

* James McEllington or whatshisname was charismatic, cut a great jobber promo, and looked like a classic jobber.
* Byron was great as the interviewer, very good selling that James the jobber is likely going to die. "Welp, nice to meet you." Then he gets the fuck out of the ring as fast as possible.

Unfortunately, Braun Strowman fucking sucks and can't even work a squash match! What in the fuck, dude?

He's actually hiding her waist and even touching his head to hers, what an absolute creepy fuck

>>1534774
And I bet he was super gentle

>>1534519
I think the goal is for strowman to make money so whywould vince want him to be like the my walletisdryback.

>>1534513

that is great

>>1534513
Im sold on the idea you should pitch it to CT.

they should have sunny boy come back as well, like maybe the club is beating down the new day and sunny boy runs in to save them

>>1535071

They should bring Sunny Boy back to get Strowman'd

New Summerslam Main Match:

Ellsworth VS. Gillberg

>>1535071
>>1535108
For a second, I thought the guy with the braided hair next to sunny boy was Jay Lethal and that new day was calling him.

>>1534513
Holy shit
Give this man a job!

>No hoverhand
>Head right against WWEs resident slut
James Ellsworth confirmed as alpha, will be the first to beat Brock Lesnar clean in a singles match.

>>1534513
This would be great. This is literally the best storyline WWE could run with in years.