ITT: we laugh at smackdown

;_;

I'll be nice smackcucks, you can convert to raw, you have 5 minutes.

>dean and ziggler are fight over the belt.

#saveusromanreigns

FUCKING ZIGGLER HAHAHAHAHA

A guy who got cucked by Amy Schumer is your #! contender Smackcucks

>>1526170
Nah, that's okay, Rawtist. You can keep it. We'll even let you damage control by calling Smackdown the "Clear B Show lololol check out Balor he's so cool."

HAHAHAHAHAHAH DOLPH FUCKING ZIGGLER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>universal tittle

>world heavy wieght tittle
nuff said fuck raw

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What a flaming pile of shit. Jesus, what the fuck?

>>1526206

“It wasn’t bad, but it just wasn’t for me,” Schumer said. “The sex was too athletic. The first time I was like ‘Oh, this is cool.’ Nobody’s ever ragdolled me. He was like spinning me like a Globetrotter. I was like ‘Oh my God.’ I felt so petite.”

“It wasn’t that crazy, but it felt like we were wrestling,” she continued. “There’s a girl [out there] that will be so obsessed with him and psyched at all those events — but I wasn’t the girl.”

This shit was garbage desu

watching righ now
what the fuck was that divas thing supposed to be? the crowd was so dead kinda feel bad for my girl bliss and based eva

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Raw
>Charlotte
>Sasha Banks
>Paige
>Summer Rae
>Dana Brooke
>Nia Jax
>Lana

Smackdown
>Becky Lynch
>Natalya
>Eva Marie
>Carmella
>Rato Bliss
>Naomi
>Maryse

>Raw got most of the "women's wrestlers" while Smackdown got the more attractive women

>>1526445
>forgetting the hottest woman in WWE right now, alicia fox
>smackdown women wrestlers attractive

lolfaggot

>>1526125
they ripped off the Star Trak the next generation logo

>>1526454
*the WWE Universe™

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>>1526125
You just wait when Joe and Nakamura come to SmackDown, won't be laughing then

>>1526434
Silence is all the women should ever get.

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>>1526434
That was a big wet fart live on TV. By the time Carmela came out the crowd didn't give even a fraction of a fuck. Then the heat sucking, segment killing, black hole of all things good Eva Marie came out and no will give a shit about Smackdowns women again.

Smackdown was laughably bad

>>1526409
sounds like she's a dead fish. fuck that.

Smackdown was clearly the better show.
Raw had two fucking squash matches. Two! This isn't the fucking 80s, damn! Plus, Raw still has Stephanie McMahon, so it loses by default.

The only really bad thing about Smackdown was that womens segment. What was the point of having them all come out, then just cutting to commercial and not mentioning anything about it again? That was stupid.

>>1526650
Eva got the most boos of the night m8

Smackdown will always be shit if they dont fix that god awful commentary. Half of what made raw great yesterday was the decent commentary,

Having JBL shout incoherently, while David Otunga struggles to exist, and Mauro Ranallo says another fucking pop culture joke makes me want to cut my ears off.

>Ryder misses the dropkick and even JBL says it
>later on slips on the turnbuckle while going for the elbro drop

RIP Zack's push

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>>1526990
IT'S EYES WIDE SHUT MAGGLE, THE SEXIEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME, STAN KUBRICK'S MASTERPIECE, TOM CRUSE, NICOLE KIDMAN, ME AND WIFE LIKE TO HAVE HOLLYWOOD SEX PARTIES WHERE EVERYONE'S WEARING MASKS JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIE

I LOVE IT!

>>1526795
Fuck Garbagedown have a SIX MATCH + A BATTLE ROYAL
And the battle Royal was literally a Jobber Royal.
They rushed the fuck out this 1st contender match
With RAW every guy did something , on SD it was a clusterfuck.
They need to build these guys , not make them job to fucking KANE like old RAW.

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>>1526454
Who will be the first wrestler to invent a new belt and crown themselves Multiverse Champion?

Pic related

>>1526409
Based Ziggler is so alpha that women physically cannot take it

>>1526445
>raw got most of the ''women's wrestlers''
Lol wat? Becky is better than everyone Raw combined, there are zero (0) good wrestlers in their women's division.

SD also got Naomi and Maryse so Raw is BTFO in hotness too

I didn't know Superstars moved to Tuesday

>>1527715
18+

>>1527370
>Fuck Garbagedown have a SIX MATCH + A BATTLE ROYAL

Yeah, and those were their top 6 guys for Smackdown, look at the rest of their roster. They had to even had to get Crews in the title hunt for a 6th man so they need more guys fast.

Maybe Shelton, Rhino & others coming back to help build up the mid-card/

>>1527740
Btfo

>>1527755
>top 6 guys
>Who is Randy Orton
>Who is Dean Ambrose

>>1527751
>cannot even utilise the most basic memes correctly

>>1527760
Ok, get rid of Crews (he's not a title contender) and now you got 7 top guys.

Whoop de doo

Could this brand split have gone any worse?

>two faggots as number one contenders
>universal championship
>raw still 3 hours
>divashit on both brands
>"new" sets are just sets they used for past PPVs with the B show obviously having the shitty one
>both rosters were divided somewhat evenly in terms of people who matter so we're forced to sit through bullshit just to watch the people we like (which I guess was probably a good idea on their part)
>raw = good midcard, shit main event scene
>smackdown = shit midcard, decent main event scene
>raw is going to have both the women's title and cruiserweight title

It's like they went out of their way to fuck this up

>>1527776
>Seth
>Reigns
>Finn
>Owens
>Rusev
>Jericho

???????????????

>>1527779
It is a trainwreck but there's no way it could have been avoided. The two rosters are gutted because the original roster was paper thin already. They should.have called up.more.people.but haitch is a faggot.that needs to hoarde established talent for his 'developmental' brand. The hack cunt.

>>1527779
raw is pretty good

>>1527805
This weeks raw was good but it had plenty of missteps. The only people that really make raw worth watching are rusev, Jericho, and Owens.

>>1526125
>could have Styles, Wyatt, hell even Cena in your title match at Summerlsam
>book Ziggler instead
Jesus Christ. That was such a disappointing ending.
>that clusterfuck women's segment (only saved by Eva's hilarious entrance)
>fucking fat obese rhyno signed for no reason
>apollo crews and baron corbin in wwe title contention
>american alpha not even on the card
They really need some new faces on the show because this shit is looking weak.

>>1527789
>It is a trainwreck but there's no way it could have been avoided.
Yes there is. They could have not done the brand split in the first fucking place.

>>1527885
Ziggler is good, maybe they can actually give him a real push instead of starting one then dropping it

He's still gets huge face pops

>>1526798
Yeah, but she's got X-Pac heat, people don't want her on their tv, it's not earned wrestling heat. She can't talk, she's worse then Cameron was in the ring. All she's got is being hot, and that shit don't cut it anymore.

>>1527990
He's alright but far from main event level. Dude is beyond stale. Hopefully they have an actual storyline lined up and do something with his character instead of the usual shit. But I may be hoping for too much from this current creative team.
>He's still gets huge face pops
lol No he doesn't. He was getting "Ziggler sucks" chants recently.

>>1527997
Heat is heat and based eva will draw it from the fat smarks forever

>>1528025
You don't understand wrestling in the least

>>1528396
This is pretty ironic, assuming you are >>1527997. You have no fucking clue what you are talking about.

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>mfw I was a proud Smacklad and I blew the actual fuck out of Rawtists all day in the run-up to Raw
>watch Raw
>solid show with a few minor blips
>think my PG Legend Daniel Bryan and Shane of McMahons can top it
>two hours long
>has BMJ
>has Bray
>has AJ
>surely nothing can go wrong

>the state of that battle royale
>the state of divashit
>SHELTETTY BENJETTY
>the state of Randetty Ortetty cutting off the MizGOAT
>""""""""""""VIPERVILLE"""""""""""""
>the fucking STATE of that six-pack challenge
>>>>""""DOLPH"""" """"ZIGGLER""""
>>>>""""DEAN"""" """"AMBROSE""""

I AM SORRY RAW OVERLORDS.
I RELENT TO YOUR GODLY MIDCARD OF SAMI "THE GOAT" ZAYN, KEVIN "BASED FATASS" OWENS, CE"NO FIRST NAME ANYMORE"SARO AND THE MAN THAT GRAVITY FORGOT
I SUBMIT TO GOD-TIER SEMI-HEEL SELF-AWARE ROADMAN RINGS
I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE SEFF, OF THE UNITED STATES OF ARMENIA

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>Two RAW wrestlers returned to SmackDown Live last night after the show went off air, as Roman Reigns and Seth Rollins took part in the post-show dark match. Reigns teamed with current WWE Champion Dean Ambrose in a winning effort against Rollins and Bray Wyatt, with Ambrose picking up the win after hitting Dirty Deeds on Rollins.
>Last night's Smackdownb was so shit that the best match it had was a post show dark match with guys from RAW
LEL

>>1528412
They did the same thing after Raw you cuck

>>1528410
Why do you type that way?

>>1527893
They were forced to

>>1527779
>two faggots as number one contenders
theyre 3 you missed rollinsetty

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ZACK RYDER ON SUICIDE WATCH
https://twitter.com/ZackRyder/status/758309029223563265

>>1529030
That's sad, three ugly botches in the same match by an otherwise solid worker, like seriously, I can't remember any other time Ryder botched anything.

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>>1529030
Reminder that, if Ryder offs himself, Ziggler was the one putting the final nail in the coffin.

>>1529030
What did he mean by this?

>>1529040
I guess that's what he gets for not knowing his place. Hes decent but has no business anywhere near the top of the card.

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>>1529049
Ziggler is the #1 contender....

>>1529040
>dropkick
>slip

What was the third?

>>1528396
Have sex

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>>1529049
He'll be back.

>>1529067
I went to search for it but there wasn't one now that I'm seeing it again, just a really bad camera angle that made it obvious how the Broski boot didn't come even close to connecting on Crews.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOSfMHvJ-wg&t=1m35s

>>1529067
They should make that Kalisto's gimmick.
He is so short, everyone just misses

>>1529077
Will you ever give up?

>>1528410
Literally take all of my fucking keks. How is it possible to meme this hard

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>>1529095
Nope, I still have hope.

>>1528410
>sheltetty benjetty

Laughed out loud

>>1527255
miz is so fucking based

>works the marks
>works the smarks
>beautiful wife
>living the american dream
>10/10 on mic
>When his hand goes up your mouth goes shut

>>1528410
>SHELTETTY BENJETTY

whats charlie haas gonna be?

CHARLETTY HAASTETTY?

>>1528410
My sides

>>1527893

the usa network told them to do it or else

>>1528410
rofl

>>1527733
There are zero (0) good women wrestlers period.
Have sex

>>1529077
He literally took naked stinkfaces once instead of training. He's a lazy ass waste of talent. Just think for two seconds: he's been doing this since 2004 and he still gets gassed and botches every single match.