>MFW this Raw How can we Smackcucks even compete?

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>>1520466
Smackdown gets jack shit Raw gets
>The Cruiserweight division
>Most of the female talent
>Most of the superstar talent
>A new belt stupid
>Most of the tag team talent

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Nice falseflag, RAWtist
You can keep your shit "Universal Championship" to yourself. You lost the title and so you had to make your own title for your losers.
Also, have fun getting cucked by women :^)

>>1520466
We will see tomorrow

>>1520484
Absolutely I can't wait for Smackdown where Baron Corbin will face Dolph Ziggler

>dean
>bmj
>aj
>randall
>no feminism
>dbry
>shane-o

truly the A show. Vince delivered on his plans for once

Smackdown will be intentionally shit, just wait. Vince will never let it beat Raw again.

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>>1520484
D-D-DELETE THIS! ME AND MY WIFE'S SON WERE CELEBRATING OVER HOW PROGRESSIVE SASHA'S VICTORY WAS

Cena turns heel and the WWE universe as we know it implodes.

>>1520466
So is Smackdown getting tag team champions and a new women's title too?

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Smackucks on permanent suicide watch
Weren't you guys supposed to be the wrestling show?

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>>1520466
No Finn Balor
Fucking Dropped

>>1520524
we have characters m8

it's all about the story

>>1520466
>>1520484
>>1520524
>>1520516
This brand war meme is the best thing this board has done since the HHH meme that got over early this year

>>1520516
KEK

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>this raw
>good

how delusional oh wow
rawtists everyone

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>>1520526
Finn Balor debuts and is literally a main eventer in Summerslam and people bitched about Roman's push

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>>1520516
What did the RAWtist mean by this?

>>1520543
Wewist invading /wwe/

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Gotta say, I'm glad I tattooed RAW on my knuckles. My loyalty to the brand has paid off!

>>1520540

Finn is good at wrestling and had to work for everything he got.

This RAW wasn't even good

4 very sloppy matches and stupid storytelling all around

Why the hell did Sheamus get in the fatal 4 way?

It still pisses me off

>>1520530
We needed this. Really broke the monotony lately.

>>1520520
I fucking hope not. There are too many titles as it is.

>>1520543
Sasha and Bayley literally are more over than most of the men. This can't even be disputed

>>1520555

stupid crybaby cunt stop wasting trips fatass fuckin mark piece of shit

>>1520563
>SEETHING

>>1520466
>How can we Smackcucks even compete?

With two hours of static

Can we shit on Roman's fatal fourway match, where 75% of his moves was just repeating the Superman Punch over and over again?

>>1520565

why wold i be roidman is getting unpushed and raw was an 8

>>1520568
Have sex wewist

>>1520553
>work for everything he got
>arrived
>got an NXT Reign because someone else got injured
>got pushed
>was boring
>got pushed
>showed up on Raw
>did nothing
>slept for his match
>got pushed

>b-but he did stuff elsewhere!

Don't care. Slate clean in a new company, you gotta work back up. He did not, and he's boring as FUCK.

>>1520568

That's every Roidman "I'm a Samoan" Rains match though.

>>1520578

>clean slate
>put on a 5 star goat match
>boring

ok retard you can stop being retarded now

>>1520582
>>put on a 5 star goat match

What?

>>1520582
He is boring as fuck tho

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>RAWtists already celebrating before the first Live Smackdown even airs
I'm so glad for you and your vanilla midgets, duking it out for the UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP! That will get some buys, for sure.

Incidentally, when are we gonna see Finn Baloring and Sami Lame fighting for the Ultra Awesomeness No Backesies We-Swear-We're-Better-Than-Deano Global Galactic Championship?

>>1520540
Finn Balor has sold out three consecutive Takeovers so he is a confirmed draw worthy of getting a main event push

>>1520614
>Rawtists delusion

Did you rate Sashetty vs Charles 4 or 5 stars?

>>1520579
Usually he does it once, maybe twice, then does something else. In the fourway, he spammed it like six times immediately. Made him look like he has less moves than Hulk Hogan.

>>1520568
Do you think someone in creative saw that spamming Superkicks was getting over on the indies so they thought having Roman spam a move would get him over?

>>1520626
I would, but I don't think there's a creative team for Raw.

>>1520617
I didn't watch it yet m8 I only got to the New day segment so far but knowing my bby grl Sasha is in the match it will probably be great.

>>1520617
It's a match of the year contender

>>1520637
>>1520648
Lose weight.

>>/out/

>>/in/

>>1520657
Newfag

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>>1520654
>Lose weight
You sound like you have Smack Down Syndrom m8, kill yourself

>>1520675
>You sound like you have Smack Down Syndrom

>spends his nights letting the New Day go in ((((((((MONDAY NIGHT)))))))) RAW on his wife

>>1520483
>A new belt stupid

What did he mean by this?

>>1520617
Solid 4* match

> all these SmackLivecucks making fun of the Universal Championship

Can't wait for your secondary women's and tag belts.
> The WWE YAAS QWEEN Championship
> The WWE Brothers in Arms Tag Championship

Just wait you fucking memers, the ratings will speak for themselves.

>>1520940
>Just wait you fucking memers, the ratings will speak for themselves.

Yes, they will.
http://www.pwtorch.com/site/2016/07/06/74-raw-tv-ratings-raw-falls-2-0-first-time-two-decades/

>>1520942
Don't you ever reply to a post of mine, or a thread I'm viewing ever again. Got it?!

>>1520501
The feud everyone is waiting for
>wait

>>1520951
Back the fuck of?!?!

>>1520579
Are you one of those faggots who enjoys Cesaro?

>>1521124
>he doesn't enjoy Cesaro

I think you're the gay one anon.

That was the best raw in months, possibly all year.

>good matches
>just enough comedy, not too much unfunny shit
>interviews after matches
>overall fresh new setup

Smackcucks get
>yes babbys
>2 hours of people chanting yes
>useless Shane who's worn out his welcome
>no interesting fueds ahead
>most likely will it will be the john cena show where he beats everyone
>the rest will be boring tagshit lol

>>1521137
>rawtists

>>1520562
>spotted the /wew/ faggot

>>1521137
Imagine not being READY, WILLING & GABLE

>>1521137
Reminder that the tag division on Smackdown is literally just AA and the Poosos. Just end it Shane-O

>>1521139
>implying raw wasn't good
>implying you have anything to look forward to

You excited for dean to get fed to BMJ? Hahahaha

It's fucking nothing maggle

>>1521145
>rawtists

>>1520951
>or dare talk to him or his wife's son ever again!!

So, Rawtists will never recover after that ludicrous display last night.
Hopes for Smackdown, or is WWE ogre and we /tna/ now

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>>1521149
Smackcucks on suicide watch

Yes yes yes yes yes

haHAA

REMINDER:

Raw Commentary:
> 2 failed NXT shitters
> No banter
> Michael fucking Cole
>"OHHH MY"
> Corey Graves is ugly as fuck and his teeth look like broken glass

>Smackdown Commentary
> Mauro Ranallo a man with legitimate credentials in commentary for MMA and Boxing
> knows the names of moves and interjects a modern sensibility to the product
> A former WWE champion JBL, who has banter and is a great foil
> Otunga is an intelligent wellspoken lawyer with extensive legal experience and is swole as fuck

Rawtists please end yourself right now, you must enjoy seeing Stephanie fucked by by Big E you cuckolds.

>not watching both
>not watching your favorite one live then the other one the next morning while eating breakfast while skipping through boring matches

>>1521143
>forgetting based Vaudevillains

Don't sleep on Breezango either.

>>1521166
i like smackdown more but let's not pretend like having JBL is a positive even as a shitpost

>>1521173
> vaudevillains
Fuckin kek, they got squashed by Golden Truth pal. They're donezo.

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>>1521170
>being a spineless pussy who can't pick a side
don't you ever step foot on my beloved board ever again if you know what's good for you. you WILL get HURT.

>>1521176
> implying you didn't miss him last night
He's having fun MAGGLE

>>1521181
No I didn't, Cole is actually tolerable every time JBL isn't around.

>>1521178
Usos just lost to Breezango m8, how are they any higher in the pecking order?

>>1521180
dumb frogposter

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Smackucks might as well just shoot themselves right now while they're ahead desu senpai. If I were a smackuck, I wouldn't stay around for the embarrassment that is gonna be today's show.

>Show opens with Daniel Bryan and Shane McMahon desperately waving their arms up and down trying to illicit a response
>Deanetty comes in and makes a wacky stilted promo about being the CuhRaZeEeEe champ that is so dumb and it's funny while the kids cheer
>Bray Wyatt comes in and tries to act spooky despite being a fat fuck.
>Zack Ryder VS Erick Rowan
>Breezango VS The Ascencion
>Dolph Ziggler VS Alberto Del Rio
>John Cena burying AJ Styles even further

Seriously, just pull the trigger, Smackucks.

>>1521186
Breezango is on the rise m8, no hate their way.

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>>1521170
spineless treacherous double-faced cucks are not welcome on /asp/
i don't want any fucking smackuckdown faggots on my raw threads, get the fuck out

>>1521192
Breeze has been my boy for years, don't you worry.

>>1521194
we need at least a month to decide which is the better show

>>1521194
>smackuckdown

I hate myself for laughing at this.

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>>1521170
If you watch even one second of tonight's Smackdown, you are no longer one of the bRAWs and no longer have the right to post among us. Don't worry, I'm sure the people with smackdown syndrome will love to have you onboard for their dead on arrival shit brand.

>>1521200
Maybe if you're an indecisive cuck. Real men know that Smackdown is the better brand, don't worry ask your wife she'd know about real men like me.

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>Mommy makes me choose between having the Monday or Tuesday night off
>Smackdown has Dean Ambrose and Daniel Bryan! Surely it's the better brand.
>Pick Tuesdays
>RAW was the greatest show in the history of professional wrestling
>MFW
A-a-a-at l-l-l-least w-w-we h-h-have t-the WWE C-Championship

>>1520466
>>1520484
>>1520516
>>1520524
>>1520675
This memeing tho

>>1521190
TFW smackdown is now the casuals show

The landscape has changed indeed

>>1520540
I missed the part where Reigns was a highlight of NJPW and then helped carry a brand successfully to new heights for two years.

>>1521158
>rawtists

>>1521222
>Prince Devitt was the highlight of NJPW
Come the fuck on. I like the guy, but he wasn't Tanahashi, Okada or Nakamura.

honestly smackdown seems like it's aimed at people who watch more episodes of botchamania than they do actual wrestling

>>1521190
>rawtists on suicide watch

>>1521232
Hunico's on Raw. So no.

>>1521235
huncio isn't botchcara

not that someone who watches botchamania would know that

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>>1520578
>Don't care. Slate clean in a new company, you gotta work back up.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
STATE OF YOU WWE MARK FAGGOT

>>1521227
a highlight is not the same thing as THE highlight.

He was at the very least in a Cesaro like position on the card.

>Diva at the end of your opening
>Woman is your top champ
>"UNIVERSAL CHAMPIONSHIP"
>Finn Baloring
>Roman Reigns
>New Day reaching pinnacle cringe
>Steph and Mick Foley

I actually wanted to like Raw, but that was embarrassing, start-to-finish.
Is Smackdown going to be decent? I mean, just being one hour shorter and having AJ/Cena means it's better, but will it be watchable in it's own right, or are we full /BrokenMatt/

>>1521241
>hasn't shown anything special in his WWE run
>should get pushed

Stay mad.

>>1520578
BURY HIM SO HE WON'T LEAVE ME LIKE DADDY DID DAMMIT!

>state of /wwe/ cucks and their abandonment issues

>>1521255
Carter is seething.

>>1521249
He wasn't talking about Ramen m8

>stay mad

Don't think he's the mad one here, pal.

>>1521262
>mentioning Roman for no reason

Hello Carter.

>>1521241
I don't necessarily agree with his mentality, because AJ absolutely made good on a big, quick push. But Finn really hasn't done anything good in NXT. I'd rather he earn his push to the top of the card, not just get gifted it.

>>1521261
What does that cuck have to do with this?

It's a RAW thread.

>>1521249
>carrying a brand on you're back for year to great success isn't special
>becoming a top merch seller while in a devolmental brand isn't special
>a proven draw shouldn't get pushed
the state of you m8

>>1521274
Stay mad, Cuckter.

>>1521275
>Baloring
>carrying anything

Order your Roman shirt, Carter?

>>1521267
>>1521276
>if I keep forcing this somebody else will do it

Embarrassing yourself shitposter-kun

>>1521282
WWE-Mark please go. Nobody cares about Finn or Roman.

>>1521241
>>1521255
>all-caps shitposting

Deanbeaner is awake.

>>1521284
>spitting out any contrarian shit he can brainfart

It's a WWE thread you fucking dullard!

>>1521293
Stay mad.

>>1521279
>main eventing and selling out events with matches like
>Vaudevillians vs BAMF
>Bayley vs Nia Jax
>Austin Aeries vs Baron Corbin
>he didn't carry anything
stop sounding salty over his success and Romans loss

>>1521295
>mad

Just exasperated at how dumb you are t-b-h

Are you lonesome tonight?

>>1521297
>>1521305
>responding twice

Hi, Carter! Sorry, but Roman and Finn are both janettys.

>>1521319
>literally can't tell separate posters apart

Utter mental degeneration.

>>1521325
>making obsessive shitpost threads

You're seething, Carter.

>>1521327
>implying me or him are OP

Get Cuckter's dick outta yo' mouth already

why do i feel like SD is gonna be shit ?

Pretty sure its not gonna have a new set / themesong or other small changes that were on raw.

its gonna be plain old plain old SD with shane and a midget

>>1521340
>literally making threads because you're so mad

Sorry, Deanmark. You're mad.

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>>1521319

>>1521345
>making entire threads
>spending time in MS Paint

Jesus, Carter.

>he will not STFU about Carter

Is there something psychologically wrong?

>>1521347
>Carter
filtered

>>1521358
Hi, Cuckter!

>this entire shitpost war

Holy fuck, you're both autistic.
For real tho, fuck Balor. He's boring as shit. Fuck Roman, too. Give the ball to Seth and KO as the top Face/Heel, see how that pans out.

>>1521367
>Rollins vs. KO

This could actually work with either of them as babyface

>>1521414
>Rawtist false-flag

In seriousness I can't imagine it being worse. Raw's main problem is it's three-hour length, which remains.

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Fellow smackucks, how are you guys killing yourselves? I'm thinking of going with helium myself, sounds like the most dignified and least painful way to go.
It's time to admit we fucked up.

>>1521422
for
>>1521424

Redirecting because you reposted with a selfie.

>>1521342
Didn't you pay attention to last night's smackdown promos? It already has a new logo.

>>1521424
Appropriate you'd be posting a nigger, RAWtist, considering your champions are all niggers or eastern european (The niggers of europe)

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>>1521443
Holy shit.

>Rusev is the only champion on Raw that isn't black

YOU

CAN'T

MAKE

THIS

SHIT

UP

>typical RAWtist

Watches New Day with his wife`s son.
Is overweight like his favourite wrestler , Kevin Owen
Pro-Cm Punk
Feminist

>Typical Smackkino fani

Cena fan
Has a gf
Anti-Punk
AJ Styles fan

>inb4 Smackdown is just as good but better because of less time

>>1521499
you can't be anti-punk and pro-cena

>>1521676
Cena
>biggest draw ever objectively
>great worker, brings out the best in everyone
>puts on pure kino every time
>best mic worker in the company
>conservative alpha male
>great strong white role model for the kids

Punk
>liberal cuck
>cheated on by his wife daily
>carried to all of his good matches
>cut the same promo every time
>not a proven draw
>will never fight in the ufc
>covered in degenerate tattoos, not a good role model at all

>>1521692
>best mic worker in the company
Ehhh. He's up there, but not the best.

>>1521699
Whos' better currently?

>>1521692
Cena will also never fight in the UFC but isn't getting paid for that unlike CM "genius" Punk

>>1521692
>biggest draw ever objectively

18+

>>1521702
Enzo is over as fuck at the moment, especially after Battleground.
Heyman is just great in general.

>>1521715
Not him, but Bray is the only reasonable active talent to put above Cena.
Enzo's great, but purely one-dimensional.

>>1521723
>implying Cena isn't

>>1520466
>steph false flagging on /asp/

>>1521726
He's not. He has been Face and Heel throughout his career, performing both well.
He's given one-dimensional scripts, and has for a decade. But as a speaker himself, he's multi-faceted as fuck. As is Bray. I can't say even close to the same for Enzo.

>>1520530
Y'see here's the thing Dean...

>>1521739
Nonsensically alternating between SNL Jim Carrey and melodramatic Denzel is not "range".

Especially when it happens in the same fucking promo.

FINE SPEECH

>>1521743
What are you even babbling about? Stay on-topic.
Either way, if you want me to stoop to your level, alternating between anything and anything else is more range than Enzo has. Since he has literally one setting.

>>1520466
Literaly the best thing of that RAW was that jobber Braun fought and Reigns being pinned clean.

>>1521747
Are you slow or something?

>he didn't see Enzo's promos during The Revival feud

>>1520466
Legt hype about today
also new tittles confirmed so far

"Moreover, seeing as how Raw is in the midst of creating a WWE Universal Championship to offset the void created in the absence of the WWE Title, couldn’t SmackDown Live conceivably create addition titles as well — for the good of say their many talented tag teams and elite Women’s division"

https://www.wwe.com/smackdown-live-july-26-2016

Also champ message
https://twitter.com/JohnCena/status/757966246168006656

>>1521222
>Finn
>Carrying NXT

Sami and Neville started the NXT meme, Finn just rode the vanilla midget wave

>>1521707
Name a bigger one and post the numbers to prove they're a bigger draw

>>1521823
I dont have to.

WWE declared Stone Cold the biggest draw ever and Hogan second.

There is a reason why John tanked the ratings during his 10 year run.

>>1521928
Tanked the ratings? He was the only thing keeping the company afloat during the 2000s when everyone left. Prove me wrong.

>>1521938
>Prove me wrong

He just kept the ratings until slowly declining into what we have now.

>>1521785
You have got to be shitting me.
Please don't make a tag team and Women title for Smackdown. That's ridiculous.

>>1520466
I have a feeling Smackdown tonight will be just like RAW has been the last few years.

Shaky camera. Stupid celebrity cameos. 50/50 booking.

The 2nd biggest wrestling show has always been the best one. For a while now that was NXT (Smackdown was completely forgettable). Now it's going to be RAW as Smackdown is the flagship for the time being.

>>1520483
I'm predicting
>long promo with Shane and Dbry about this being the wrestling show
>American Alpha vs Breezango
>probably Hype Bros reunion and their eventual feud with AA
>Styles going after IC
>Cena going after WHC
>formation of new Women's championship, probably following RAW and doing a Battle Royale to see who gets it with Eva, Bliss, Naomi, and Carmella
>return of Naomi
>probably a natalya lynch rematch to give becky her win back