I'm going to be a pro wrestler

>>1514717
pizza guy
pizza guy
none (you always get booked to squashes)
jobber

I'd pay you half a sandwich and a sip of my hot beer to wrestle in my shed

1. The Human Baby
2. You're an infant wrestler
3. Nap Time
4. You lay on your back like a BJJ fighter

MR. 1998 SQUEAKY SEHRGATE

1. Scar McBlade
2. Make entrance on a black bike with a scantily clad whore on the back. Wear tight leather pants, with a katana sheathed on the side. Talk like an anime villain on the mic.
3. 810 splash, or just threaten to cut the opponents neck with the katana until they forfeit.
4. Wrestle with a bunch of flippy shit moves.

>>1514717
why is that man preparing to shove a controller up your bum

>1. Name
JUST
>2. Gimmick
Having your shit fucked up
>3. Finisher
Botched Styles Clash
>4. Style
JUST

>>1514782
I'm stealing this

>>1514717
>1. Vanilla Manletso
>2. Putting on good matches but never getting a push because ya short and shit on the mic
>3. Frog splash
>4. Flippy shit

>>1514800
I am 5 ' 10" so Manley works

>>1514810
>Manlet

>>1514717

1. The Flying Doucheman
2. You wear a cape and pretend to be a superhero. Your entrance is you running in a zigzag pattern running down the ramp with your arms stuck out making woosh noises.
3. You have no finisher. All your matches end when you take a high spot, your opponent dodges, and you're knocked out on impact.
4. Literally nothing but high spots.

>>1514717
>>1. Name
OP is Faggot
>>2. Gimmick
Internet Shit Poster
>>3. Finisher
no finisher for you
>>4. Style
art of over selling

thank me later when you are top indie promotion or in wwe

Pubes
Pubes on your chin
Blowjob Submission
Faggot

1. Carteris Afag
2. A gay HeathSlater
3. You are a jobber so you wont need a finisher
4. You are a master seller

1. The Cuckold
2. Self explanatory. Fixated on blacks
3. Prep the Bull
4. Idk because pro wrestling is fucking gay

1: Fred Cummies
2: Cums during matches
3: Chicken Wing Crossface
4: Style changes mid-match after cumming

>>1514717
You look abit like me bro, without the pube beard and homeless look

>>1514717
>1. Name
Janny
>2. Gimmick
Socially awkward virgin jobber
>3. Finisher
The Hot Pocket
>4. Style
Freestyle

>>1514810
>>1514817
>manlet so small that his fingers can't even reach across the keyboard properly

>>1514717
> Jeremy ''The Neet'' Williams
>A Neet
>The Chicken tenderizer
>Basketball shorts,tank top and floppers

>>1514717

1: Stone Cold Steve Autist

2: Jumping in and out of the ring really fast, so no one can hit you, but doing an air hump to taunt the person.

3: Torture Rack

4: Gold Dust style

1. The Glory Holder
2. Closeted homosexual
3. Reverse bronco buster
4. Every homoerotic physical comedy bit ever

>>1517497
>reverse bronco buster
What even is that

>Name
Bill Ding
>Gimmick
Evil Architect
>Finisher
WTC 7 (Powerbomb)
>Style
Brawler

>>1518055
You receive dick to the face

>Ayeet Dabuti
>terrorist
>"the Reenactment", a running dropick to the knees
>never directly reference terrorism, but hint at it really strongly and constantly