>Brock Lesnar is backstage shooting up steroids for his """"""""""""""""""asthma""""""""""""""""""
>he walks into catering, red-eyed, looking for a fight
>the room is completely empty
>par for one lone Sin Cara, eating his food with Kalisto
>Brock sits by them
>begins running his fingers through Kalisto's mashed potatoes whilst giggling profusely
>Kalisto nervously sweats
>spic-rage is mounting inside Cara's body
>"hehehehe lucha things", Brock mumbles
>"God dammit, WOO", Kalisto retorts
>Cara has had enough
>Brock's attempts to rile his one and only boy on the face of this earth have, instead, awoken the forceful manlet rage inside of him
>shoot fight of the millenium about to take place
>>>>>Brock Lesnar (roids powerboost) vs Sin Cara (angry catering powerboost)
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>>1504979
Too many tendies for you
sin cara botches in predetermined matches but kills everyone in shoot fights, sin cara takes this one
>>1504985
>People still don't know that there were two Sin Caras and the one that botches left and was replaced by Hunico
>Being this new
>>1505049
They're both really botchy
Curse of the mask, brah
Sin Cara is the greatest shoot fighter in WWE history, he would crush Brock in an instant
>>1504979
Brock. Cara has beaten up geeks that can't fight, Lesnar has taken on professionals.
>>1505053
>"Curse of the mask"
>Yeah, having cloth with pin holes over your eyes really blocks your peripheral vision.