Why is he always so fucking nervous?

He caught autism from Becky Lynch

>>1494458
He's just excited to be a part of the N E W E R A

>>1494458
The hype went to fuck when he was given control over RAW. That's when it became apparent that he's simply a business man that pulls off some good stunts.
>Now...we're gonna have a..match. starting..now
>I LOVE YOU CHICAGO
Steph is the worst person to pair him with because she's leagues better on the mic.

At least he isn't as cringe as Steph. Man she was drunk or something during the draft.

>>1494471
She wasn't. That's simply what happens when a woman tries to be funny

>>1494471
>>1494472
I kinda don't like when steph has to point out when Shane fucks up, like he's already nervous enough

>>1494483
Yeah who the fuck does that? She's a sociopath.

>>1494469
>she's leagues better on the mic.

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Where did the meme of that screeching harpy being good on the mic come from?

>>1494469
Hey Steph how is RAW going so far?

>>1494458
Shane is the only mentally stable McMahon.

>>1494501
>>1494513
Your nostalgia for Shane is obviously making you retarded.
He is abysmal on the mic and Steph, not being the best on the mic of course (that fucking whiney voice), is clearly miles better.

>>1494527
Good luck with RAW Steph.

>>1494527
I'm not saying Shane is any good on the mic. I'm just saying Steph isn't any better.

>>1494471
I really hate how she moves her head like a bobblehead

>>1494537
Fair enough, but i've heard plenty of charismatic Steph promos and she always sounds interested in what she's saying.

Shane has no character whatsoever and it shows on the mic. Not to mention stumbling over words and HEAVILY catering to smarks
>This match is for all of you fans
Every fucking promo

>>1494548
It's kinda easy to act like a total egotistical bitch on the mic when you're one in real life.

I do give her props though for her work during the RA era. She actually knew how to be a face aside from the obvious over sex selling

>>1494548
Shane always delivers his promos live in the ring. Steph always gets backstage promos where she gets to rehearse beforehand.

>>1494501
m8 Steph's a fucking good talker, like her bullshit rhetoric or not.

>>1494560
That's what I mean by charismatic, she plays it very well and it shows compared to Shane who sounds like he's in a board meeting. Really monotone.
>>1494561

>Steph always gets backstage promos where she gets to rehearse beforehand.
What about the promos in the ring, all of which are superior to Shane's attempts

>>1494566
There's no denying she can speak in front of thousands of people and deliver a promo, just don't lie and say it's anything extraordinary

>the way he botched "Crossfit Jesus"

>>1494571
>just don't lie and say it's anything extraordinary
Nobody said that, she's miles better than Shane "not really in the mood to talk" McMahon, which isn't hard of course.

>>1494581
Okay well then I'll say I find her promos below average then. She personally annoys annoys me rather than make me angry like her based father's promos as the evil business owner

>>1494571
I never said "extraordinary". But she is a very practiced, very good Heel speaker, and dwarfs any active in-ring Female.

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>>1494540
but it's cute

>>1494458
All these Steph lovers.

I swear she knows less about the company than what we do.

Steph is a raging alcoholic who sleeps with whoever she wants.

You heard it here first.

>>1494462
Becky does NOT have autism, faggot

>>1494672
Yes you do, Rebecca

>>1494501
Stephanie is legit one of the top 10 talkers in wrestling history.

>>1494571
She is one of very few people who can shut down a "WHAT?" chant in a matter of seconds. She has very few awkward pauses, or filler phrases like "the fact of the matter is".

>>1494956
She's good, great by today's standards, but top 10 in history? Let's not get carried away.

>>1494963
She definitely inherited Vince's capacity to shut motherfuckers down.

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>>1494576
>mfw steph said "what was that? I couldn't hear you?"

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>>1494994
>why are you perspiring so much? so much perspiration

I LOVE U STEPH

>>1494956
I hope you get hit by an airplane

>>1494975
She is. She almost never botches, powers through very long promos without seeming like she's lost, keeps the audience under her control, and does it all on a stage far greater than most of the "greats" of wrestling history ever dreamed of. In WWE right now the only two people that compete with her are Cena and Heyman.

>>1495025
It was like drunk family members who have an old grudge and passive aggressively insult each other at the family reunion

>>1496518
She gave a classic THAT'S HILARIOUS on Monday.

Also just cut him right the fuck off at one point when started with "the other day I was..."
Nobody gives a shit about your boring stories, Shane.

>>1496509
Have sex

>>1494956
Fuck off Stephanie

>>1496557
The fact you hate her so much shows she is an efficient heel.

What's up [name of city]?

>>1496558
Yes, driving away viewers is prime heel work. Based Steph