/asp/ promotion

>>1493785
>/asp/
>having funds

>>1493788
There's got to be 1 millionaire on here

>>1493802
>implying that we wouldnt need a billionare to get this shit going

>>1493788
bretchad makes 6 figures

>>1493936
If WCPW and Jeff Jarret can, we can
NJPW only makes like 30mil a year and they're the second biggest promotion in the world

>>1493938
Nah not yet
Nearly 6 figures in America or straya I guess

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>>1493785
I have a respectable sum of wealth in the bank that I have accumulated and left untouched by virtue of raw, almost Jew-like frugality over my years that I would absolutely not be willing to dedicate to this notion.
So, no.

>>1493982
R-randyfag?

Ah what am i saying, no way could a brummie that works in poundland have a respectable amount in the bank

>>1493994
Every pound adds up, my dude.
You should know this fatso

>>1494002
> adds up
Every pound flops down when you take your shirt off tubby

Is your Pokeymans Go game strong old friend?

God, it would be hilarious to see you faggots try and run a promotion. Shit would probably die in a month.

>>1494015
I actually haven't played it tbf. I have Pokemon yellow on 3ds instead because muh nostalgia
sun/moon hype tho

>>1494106
Bitch arse poofter

> yellow
Lol what a melt

>>1494346
>inb4 bluebabby

>he didn't like the convention-forming follow-system of yellow

>>1494106
Going back to it Gen 1 is shit. Had so many things wrong with it. Sun and Moon should be pretty good I liked X,Y and ORAS

>>1494435
ORAS was a huge disappointment

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>>1494435
True, but it's flaws, and how it was designed in a more primitive way, due to how young the series was, is it's own nostalgiac charm.
Sun/Moon do look based as fuck.
>this crazy motherfucker

>>1494446
It might just be my nostalgia goggles because I fucking loved Gen 3 but I didn't see that many issues with it other than HMs which are in every fucking game,

>>1494452
Yeah. Some issues weren't fixed until gen 4 (Special and physical determined by types making some pokemon useless)

>>1494446
I loved it. I think they did a good job of keeping to the series' strengths whilst adding new stuff.
>third-person flying over Hoenn
>most convenient breeding
>best post-game
>an entire post-story chapter

We'd need to ask our parents for more allowance

>>1494475
But mine are kill

>>1493785
Dont be dumb, even if we had the money and structure to pull it off, it'd be a mad house of all mixed opinions.
>Lets push the big guys
>Lol, steriods

>i know, focus on more athletic talent!
>Lol, flippy shit

>Uh ok, how about fousing on new raw talent thats just breaking through
>Fuck off indie smark scum

And so on. A promotion run by dozens, or potentially up to hundreds of people would be a fucking cluster fuck. A promotion needs to be one vision. Even WWE, as shit as it is, you basically know what youre in for every week.

>>1494470
I think of ORAS as them fixing the worst gen of Pokemon in Ruby and Sapphire.
> Take away day and night mechanics
> No PokeGear, just PokeNav which sucks
> Another useless HM move in battle with dive
> Giant sea area (because everyone loves running in Tentacool over and over)
> Not compatible with previous games
> Needs other games for you to even complete the PokeDex
> No Dittos for breeding fucking anywhere
> The 7th Gym Leaders can be destroyed with an immediate Surf
> Masterball can be lost if you leave the cave too soon
> Bland town design (see Oldale Town)

>>1494534
Valid to varying degrees as the other points may be:

>bland town designs

The tree-top house town and the one in the volcano basin are all-time GOAT locations.

>>1494534
>>1494557
Not volcano basin. Asteroid basin. The eighth gym, I mean.
The town by the actual volcano is good too tho

>>1494428
> blue
Redrudeboy actually, based Scyther > all

> mfw tripshits start talking near me

>>1493785
Carter would sabotage all our plans and run away with our funds.

>>1494992
>Scyther > all

Not bad at all, Bretlump.
>mfw still have nightmares about this cunt in Pokemon Snap