DAT POP
Giving Bryan a job so he won't sue WWE for his concussions
Nice
>>1483463
DB is literally Vince's bitch boi.
>>1483463
Second Cumming
both GMs have CTE
this should be good
alright guys, we got the GM announcement, time to turn it off :^)
Totally didn't see that one coming
He looks so handsome without the beard.
First for ruru
literally the GOAT
>two Babyface GMs
Foley>>>>>>>>Farm animal
>bryan and foley
Looks like I'm not watching WWE ever again.
Smackdown = leddit and woo
Raw = wwe
Steph BTFO
Daniel Bryan is a top 10 wrestler of all time.
Prove me wrong. Oh yeah you can't.
RIP WWE
>>1483463
Am I the only one looking forward to the brand split?
Ruthless aggression was best era
The shieldettys combined couldn't get over this much. What a pop.
>yfw DBry takes up an aggressive disciplinarian GM role, and locks every motherfucker who disobeys him in a crossface or cattle mutilation
>cuck GMs
>Literally babyface GMs
>>1483493
wouldn't be surprised if they end up appearing at each others shows by accident a few times
Retards.
Why blow the announcement on the show opener and not finish with it? How many people are going to turn off the tv now?
he looks like a substitute teacher. what a fucking cuck
>>1483463
>wwe got his shit together
I am hype as fuck
Where the fuck is HHH
Where the fuck is Bischoff
Why is this manlet fuck back on my TV?
>Raw = wwe
You mean Raw = wcw.
YES
YES
YES
>Bryan doesn't have a beard
>Foely has a beard
>>1483499
your gm should NEVER be more over than your champ
>Literally 2 hobos from a bus stop downtown were put in jackets and told to manage television shows
>>1483520
I never realized I wanted this
Steph can't shut the fuck up for any reason can she
His charisma is rock bottom
Jesus Christ, Stephanie is just fucking terrible
still over as fuck yo
>>1483507
Okay you convince yourself that pal.
>>1483506
Maybe you can start watching again when you turn 18.
Why the fuck is Carter allowed to make the gamethreads?
Bryan looks like a fucking homeless hobo. Holy fuck the WWE is so fucked. Fuck this company. Its dead. Just bury it.
Stephanie is SO terrible. Might stop watching Raw if Smackdown get a good roster.
>it's a dbry crys episode
jumped out of my chair and did the YES chant, got my finger caught in the fucking ceiling fan
>>1483517
Hahah so true fuck them put them back to the midcard
>>1483526
they always lose people
fuck it, might as well get the good stuff out of the way now
God I wish this vanilla midgets necked snapped in half
>20 minute Daniel Bryan promos every week
>>1483534
>this is the last time they would be in the ring as friends
BRAVO VINCE
>>1483536
>Smackdown
>champ
Who?
>Both GMs are more over than the entirety of the WWE roster
I don't get this tbqh thinking about it
>>1483517
Meme "pops" aren't real pops
don't cry bryan ;_;
Damn it Bryan the memer
fuck this company
why does steph always try to improv?
D. BRYAN HEEL TURN
B
R
Y
A
N
H
E
E
L
T
U
R
N
>>1483552
autistic af pham
>>1483495
The Brand wars already ended before it began.
Based GOAT making SD great again.
>>1483557
Better than a lanklet
IM BAD AND IM BETTER THAN EVER
Don't really know if DBry really works as a GM role tbhfam
>>1483547
no one else makes them..
>no bischoff
>no heyman
Why even live
are they seriously going with daniel bryan as gm?
>>1483525
if they put Bryan on Raw we'd just get more Authority/Bryan bullshit dont tell me you wanna go back to that bruh
>>1483547
>implying i havent been making them for months now
>>1483547
I hate to admit it but Carter does good generals and gamethreads
I hate WWE crowds
let the guy speak you shits, god damn
>>1483526
Im here for this and the championship match which is at the end of the show lol so cya for 2 hours
/raw/ or /smack/
Which team are you on?
>>1483537
D Bry looks real good to be fair
>still no Angle
Goodnight.
>>1483557
Edgy
>Stephanie's husband
top kek
>>1483578
YES
YES
YES
YES
I'm expecting both of these GMs being fired right now and being replaced with Goldberg and hogan or else I'm never watching ever again
>Haitch BTFO by Bryan
Did you guys know that I beat HHH with Daniel Bryan at Wrestlemania 30?
>>1483583
Bryan doesn't have the fortitude to tell em to be quiet
>>1483585
I've always liked smackdown before this brand split was even announced, just a better show overall, 2 hours > 3 hours
>>1483585
/smack/
Come on now
>>1483561
>>1483562
Not really shocking, Foley and DBry were actually booking competely for most of their runs.
>>1483547
/asp/ is his life. Let the spastic have his cake.
>>1483585
/smack/ 4eva senpai
post yfw bryan starts an authority angle
The Vanilla midget is not GM for the Cruise or Waits.
Wut
HERE...IN THIS CITY....THANKS TO THE WWE UNIVERSE....THE NEW ERA....WILL SHATTER THE GLASS CEILING...
what the fuck are they chanting
>>1483585
Will decide tomorrow
mrs foley's baby boy heel turn when?
gee, I can''t wait to listen to the mouth breathers chant yes every Smackdown now
I would have preferred Vince Russo 2bh
>Bryan lets the power go to his head
>He books himself into the main event of WM
Ahaha take that losers
>>1483585
Depends on the rosters but /smack/ so far
>RAW
>Bringing back old bones to appeal to "attitude era" fedora fags
>Smackdown
>Bringing back the literal GOAT to appeal to true wrestling connoisseurs
we did it guys..
>MAKE SMACKDOWN GREAT AGAIN
B+ PLAYER
>retards still think Dbray isn't the most over guy in this ERA
>>1483583
WHAT?
>>1483590
Did someone say Edgy?
>B+ show
B+ PLAYERS BTFO
>>1483585
/smack/
DANIEL B+RYAN BTFO
>>1483585
Wherever Based Bo Goes
THEY ABSOLUTELY DID
did they?
B+
>>1483585
/ladyballs/
>>1483585
>cruisers on RAW
>women for SD
Feeling /raw/
I think this is the last time I'm ever watching RAW live.
/smack/ all the way, just like the high school days.
>>1483612
NO ASS
O
A
S
S
STEPH BTFO
JESUS
>>1483585
/ECW/
>all these bantz
>>1483537
This. Wwe is exclusively pandering to smarks now. Gotta have the guys looking like the smarks. Works for KO.
I never understood this mentality during GM mode or during this promo.
Smackdown and Raw are on different nights you dumb cunts, there is no competing
TOP TIER BANTZ
>>1483585
/smack/
this is it bros, Ruthless aggression vol. 2
>>1483585
which ever one Roman isn't on.
Kek Based Shane
Feminists BTFO
>>1483614
>Bryan wants to make sure nobody can abuse authority like HHH ever again
>becomes HHH and starts fucking with the title
BOOK IT
THE ABSOLUTE MADWOMAN
SHOTS FUCKING FIRED
>>1483604
>>1483585
Raw because I'm a based contrarian
STEPH BTFO
Why are you sweating so much?
I'm excited.
>>1483585
I'll decide after the draft man
COME ON HAITCH COME BACK AND PEDIGREE THIS NIGGA
>>1483617
> to appeal to "attitude era" fedora fags
Not until they're TV-14 again
So.....now there's literally no reason to keep watching this huh?
So do they ever wrestle on this show or...?
ShitDown already unwatchable
>>1483640
weekly ratings
>>1483585
/nxt/ is the only acceptable product
>>1483585
Smackdown is only 2 hours
>meme tag team match
meh
>Shane getting BTFO
>not the other way around for haitch to stay relevant
Raw forever. Fuck smackdown aka smarkdown
B+ SHOW
+
S
H
O
W
Did they?
Tommy Dreamer when?
>12 man tag team match
>12 man tag match
Teddy long somewhere, just got a massive erection
>12 MAN TAG TEAM MATCH
fugg
Mick literally just there watching an actual relevant and over guy make the crowd cum.
Top kek.
By the end of the night Mick Foley will post on Facebook about being uncomfortable with how Shane spoke to powerful, self-made business womyn Stephanie McMahon
Where the fuck is Kurt Angle?
>Cruiserweight division on raw
Absolutely disgusting
Wyatt getting buried by Cena again boys!
>>1483660
PLEASE HAVE SEX
>>1483643
I hope Jasethy gets drafted to /smack/
Let the other shieldetty ratings killers stay on /emasculatedbystephanie/
>>1483640
Idealily you want both shows putting each other over, that way you own 2 nights a week. Plus not have to worry when football season comes.
>DRAFT CAN PICK CERTAIN MEMBERS OF A TEAM
Welp. Who's getting removed from what team?
now that was a smackdown
>>1483668
>No""
>12 man tag
WHO ARE THE WYATT, BYRON YOU DUMBASS
>>1483653
He was thinking of smashing
>>1483585
probably /raw/ just for mick foley and cruiserweight, probably depends on where zayn gets drafted to
>yfw Cena, Rollins, Zayn, Cesaro, Big Joe Samoe and AJ become the new Smackdown Six
>>1483637
my brother
>inb4 all of the Shield on Raw
hold up playa we got a 12 man tag
>>1483601
>competely
>tag team matches
are you not entertained?
>>1483664
>>1483670
>>1483673
>>1483674
>>1483688
It feels like they're trying to screw over SD
>12 man tag
>12 man tag team
>literally lmao just shove everyone together
>Kevin Owens and Zayn in a tag team match for the 100th time
>GM Announcement already done
Kek, for some reason I actually thought they'd try this RAW
wait....isn't Roman still suspended? what was up with that promo?
So who are you more excited to see Noelle on RAW or Brie on Smackdown?
>>1483668
yes
Welp. See you tomorrow lads. Not gonna watch the rest of this shite.
Why does wwe think 12 man tags are exciting? They always pull them out before big events
HOLD UP PLAYAS
YOU THOUGHT SOMETHIN WAS HAPPENIN ON THIS RAW?
AWWWW HELL NAW, IT'S A TAG TEAM FILLA MATCH RAW PLAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>1483694
>that sign
Based fat kid
>>1483669
hopefully never again
>>1483694
>Women
>Wimps
>Faggots
Based Fat Kid
>>1483678
FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT
>>1483684
aj from the club, then balor takes over
>Wyatt Club
>>1483585
Smackdown
2 hours > 3 hours
Does not have the shitty authority
>>1483693
>>1483669
He's too fat, bring back someone who is actually fit like Lance Storm
>>1483714
>muh tag team matches playa
Not even gonna bother with the rest of the RAW kek
>>1483684
I hope Luke Harper gets pulled out of the Wyatts and can have a nice singles run, but more then likely they are going to separate New Day so that their tag match at battleground seems more important. I hope not cause they are still great together.
>Smackdown run by THEE cruiserweight
>Raw gets the cruiserweight division
Uhh
smackdown just got fucked hard.
Gimme a (you) if you're ready for the inaugural /smack/ general that will go live tomorrow.
>12 man tagman
Why don't they just do a Raw vs Smackdown tagteam match?
>12 man tag
Oh yeah, forgot they still have 10,000 writers with not a modicum of creativity
>>1483716
>The Family
>You had to marry a WWE Suoerstar to stay relevant
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=283B-d9Eo3o
>>1483717
Raw has the Cruiserweight division and Noelle... RAW wins easily
>>1483722
I unironically loved Luke Harper's singles Titantron and theme. Got hype as fuck seeing him come out to redneck someone.
Dean Ambrose is losing the title tonight so it says on Raw with Seth while go gets draftef yo Smackdown.
Screencap this.
>last draft pick of the night
Whose music hits /asp/?
>>1483709
They dont, its just that 12 man tags put less load on everyone involved, less chance of injury before a ppv
>>1483700
Which is dumb because USA pretty much forced them into this to make Smackdown's ratings go up.
Will Shane ever turn heel?
Will Steph EVER turn face? (Can she ever?)
>>1483731
Smackdown have better announcers
>>1483734
BRRRRRRRRRRRRR APPLE DOUGH
>>1483733
"No"
>>1483637
I really hope the Dudleys get better booking soon
THE GIFT OF JERICHO
Bo's
DRINK IT IN
When's Hogan?
who the fuck cares about corbin
>>1483733
FUCK NO! He better stay in Raw forever.
Im gonna be at the draft tomorrow bros. What should my sign say?
I was thinking "Raw is /sp/"
>tfw taco Bell commercials work on me
Based KO over as fuck
who will manage Superstars?
>>1483738
Steph tried but only lasted like a week or two.
She cant.
>>1483731
>Noelle
>>1483694
>Wimps
kek
DRINK IT IN
MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
>Superstar Facts:
Baron Corbin has fought Ziggler two-hundred and sixty-four times
>eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>1483738
Shane could turn heel but Stephanie will NEVER be able to turn face. She's too much of a natural heel.
DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
LOL WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NEW SAMI THEME
>>1483746
Maaaaaan.
YOU STUPID IDIOTS
DRINK IT IN
Remember when Y2GOAT was introduced from Tampa, Florida?
I only watched raw so far
Might only watch smackdown from next week onwards
Feels weird
>>1483754
kek
jeriKO
>tfw all the ROH guys go to SD
>>1483751
More like Smackdown is /asp/.
>>1483734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PJjZM5zFGuA
>>1483758
Mick Foley's daughter m8
>>1483700
Not really. They literally positioned it as the fan-sympathizing, underdog babyface brand.
>>1483751
One side of the poster should be Raw is /asp/. Other side should be /asp/ is Smackdown.
Sami No Pop Le Ska Man Zzzzzayn al-Mohammed
THE NAME'S O
CESAR O
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I HATE ZAYNS K POP THEME
WHY DO SMARKS FAWN FOR HIM AGAIN?
Sami Zayn was really over a couple months ago, what happened?
So... if RAW is getting Cruiserweight.
Will Smackdown get U.S. AND Interwhatever title?
>>1483774
fuck off, moron
>>1483727
Because the rosters are being done tomorrow
>>1483728
It's crazy desu, they get all this hype going, have all the talk of the draft and then shit out a typical boring RAW. It baffles how they still manage to keep people interested and hyped for things when these are the shows they put out.
Smackdown and Raw are literally going to be the same shit, aren't they? And they'll tell us how new and exciting they are now
I'd like Sami Zayn if he didn't use that fucking hat
>>1483732
His theme was pretty good, I feel like if they fleshed it out some it could have been great. Either way I always love watching Harper do stuff, every time that they have even given him a moment to shine he produced.
>>1483781
>K-Pop
THE SEED OF JERICHO
DRINK IT IN MAAAAAAAAAAAN
Wait, did Cesaro's theme just cut out early?
What is Cesaro's gimmick?
>>1483781
It's not kpop, that's ska
>>1483776
Well, yeah. Your point is?
Kek Cesaro and Zamy got almost no pops.
Based JeriKO over as fuck.
>>1483783
Probably the women.
>>1483783
We get the Hardcore Division.
>white guy with a beard and earring wearing a Sasha banks shirt
Guess he's On The Right Side Of History
>>1483769
That is actually where he lives now. He was also born in New York. The guy isn't Canadian at all.
Raw - WWE, US, Cruiserweight, Womens
Smackdown - WHC, Intercontinental, Tag Team
>Jericho
>Cesaro
>Zayn
>Owens
might as well throw in the miz and ambrose to make this the most vanilla match of all time
>That JERIGOAT beard
B A S E D
>>1483751
"FOZZY SUCKS"
>>1483751
porzingis for Raw
>ole ole ole
>>1483796
pepperoni nipples
>>1483805
Tag Teams are on both shows
They might bring back the World Tag Titles
>>1483792
Kek
>>1483801
>Probably the women.
Wouldn't RAW get all the women?
It's Steph's show, and it's an hour longer.
Security just took the Benoit giant head
>>1483811
>Cesaro
>>1483814
>time for women's wrestling
I think either show can spare 5 minutes.
Are big nipples usually a part of the Swizz?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTT_KbFfwb4
reminder jericho and KO have the best chemistry in the company
>>1483815
How'd that get in to begin with?
>>1483815
Just saw that
>>1483802
>Mick Foley gets Cruiserweight
>Daniel Bryan gets Hardcore
This sounds really stupid
>>1483728
>>1483785
Honestly, they didn't even fucking hype the draft up until like, last Monday. I mean, it was just casually announced via Twitter and the following Monday after that post, Shane and Steph just walk out and are like, "Yeah, we're doing a draft, you guys happy?" as if they couldn't hide the fact that USA is almost forcing them to.
Seriously, they couldn't like, write some shit like making them get madder and madder at each other and then the draft is announced. Instead, we're the only ones who've been making the hype.
Who is going to be a part of the New Smackdown Six?
Decide.
>>1483781
>Bollywood
>Zzzayn
camera work is fucking abysmal
>>1483823
building security doesn't know who benoit is
Do you guys talk about wrestling IRL?
I do and somehow this helps to get some chicks
>Ice Age
>Cancer
I hope Balor doesn't get drafted
I hope he stays down in NXT forever
So, who /a/ here?
>watch raw again for the first time in a long ass time
>still boring as shit
>>1483815
Pics?
DRAFT PICK LOCKS!
>RAW
Roman Reigns
Kevin Owens
Deanetty
Jerigoat
Charlotte
>Smackdown
Rollins
AJ Styles
Zayn
Cesaro
RAW is going to be more story-centric, while smackdown will have more emphasis on the wrestling.
>>1483812
There aren't many over tag team. Not a lot to do with only Wyatt's, Club, E&C and New Day. Are people gonna care about the Social Outcasts, Usos and Vaudevillains?
>>1483835
Why would you lie on the internet?
>>1483832
I know, I meant to say whichever show gets them they can spare 5 minutes.
>>1483835
I got laid for talking about Daniel Bryan with a qt once
>>1483838
>>1483835
Liar
>>1483829
Tyler breeze, Goldust, Kane, Chad Gable after AA break up, Paige, Daivari's brother
>>1483838
we all /a/ here
Baylay and Balor getting drafted.
Who else?
>>1483838
>>1483829
Ryder
Rusev
BMJ
Nakamura
Owens
Deanetty
>>1483854
KINGU OF STRONG STYLU
>>1483815
do you think they have a guy in the control truck whose whole job is looking for benoit stuff in the crowd shots
>>1483812
>Tag Teams are on both shows
What's stopping someone from joining a tag team so they can be on both shows?
>>1483841
>Rollins
>Anything but Raw
try no
>>1483841
Keep Shield faggots on RAW please.
>>1483837
He gonna have to leave sometime
Mfw it happens
>>1483838
Reporting
>mfw they actually make Brian start showing signs of heel
>>1483857
No way. NXT need something to keep being interesting. Probably NO WAY JOSE and Austin Aries
why is jeriblows still around? why hasn't he left yet
>>1483856
You're all right.
>>1483837
He pretty much had his farewell match last week. Can see him interrupting at battleground and Shane and Steph fighting over him
>>1483872
18+
>>1483815
need pics
>>1483873
>Cartercuck being autistic as hell
>>1483872
Y2j is GOAT that's why
>>1483829
Zayn, Calisto, Cesaro, Balor, Rollins, Styles
/Co/ reporting
Who's that Pokemon, /asp/?
>>1483867
>>shield split up
People need an incentive to watch both shows.
>>1483804
>He was also born in New York
Bullshit.
>>1483872
>>1483872
Hello Bill! I see you ran out of money already- why else would you need to be associated with 2k17?
>>1483896
The real Bean
>>1483896
is Wena Nido
>>1483776
>that face
disgusting
>>1483872
Jericho has his band shit in 2017.
So he will be gone by the end of the year.
>>1483513
Without a doubt anon, he's earned it.