>Bash at the Beach >Doesn't happen at a beach

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>>1478499
>Capitol Punishment
>nobody dies

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>Payback
>Every champion wins

>Survivor Series
>everybody survives

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>World Wrestling Entertainment
>it's not entertaining

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>Smackdown
>No one ever gets smacked down

Wrestling matches look terrible outside

Something about it just kills the atmosphere

>Can you smell........ what the Rock is cooking?!
>on Raw

>>1478512
I enjoyed how it was at WM 30.

>>1478516
*31

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>>1478507
>M9...

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>>1478499

>Great American Bash
>doesn't take place at Great America

>>1478499

>Extreme Rules
>There are less rules than usual

>December to Dismember
>brand gets actually dismembered

>professional wrestling
>actually just fake MMA for children
wHat

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>Royal Rumble
>No Royals

>>1478531
18+

>Fastlane
>There's no lane

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>>1478499

>Money in the Bank
>There is no money and no Bank

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>Hell in a Cell
>Takes place on Earth

>D-Generation X: In Your House
>D-Generation X is not in my house

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>Wants record high
>Settles for record low

>>1478538
From the thumbnail i thought it was a birds eye view of the Jim Jones masacre. Kek

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>Stephanie McMahon
>is not actually a man

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>Battleground
>No battles, no ground

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>attitude adjustment
>does nothing to change his opponent's attitude on any topic

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>Summerslam
>Summer Rae is perfectly fine and untouched

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>No Way Out
>someone escapes during the cage match

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>Velocity
>didn't have more speed than any of the other shows

>taboo tuesday
>no taboos are present

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>In Your House
>does not take place in my house

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>>1478531
>board is called /asp/ or Alternative Sports
>is actually exclusively a wrestling board

>Fatal Four-Way
>no one dies

>>1478636
KEK

>>1478709
>Triple Threat
>no one's life is in danger

>>1478612
>Cloud_Strife.jpg

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>Bad Blood
>Nobody has AIDS

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>streetfight
>fight doesn't take place on a street

>Judgement Day
>Armageddon
>The world doesn't end

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>wrestlemania
>no one is manic about wrestling

>>1478499
Bash Adjacent to the Beach doesn't really roll off the tongue

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>December to Dismember
>Nobody is amputated

>arrival
>show starts after everyone has already arrived

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>King of the Mountain match.
>Doesn't take place on a mountain.

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>Fatel Four Way
>Nobody dies

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>No Way Out
>Everybody leaves at the end

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>WWE Main Event
>it has a main event

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>new japan pro wrestling
>founded in 1972

>one night stand
>there were 4 of them

>money in the bank
>there is no money involved

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>Roadblock
>There is no road

>>1478522

That's Six Flags Great Adventure.

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>Roman Reigns
>he's not in charge of anything

>>1478521

I won't lie, it's weird to see a gif of two wrestlers who are no longer in the WWE and realize that is maybe less than 3 years ago.

>>1478596
>implying