>Calling wrestlers by their real names kys

>>1473175
Hi Phil.

>>1473176
kys Carter.

hey phil just wanted you to know that i got 50 bucks on you beating that sack of shit mick gall so you better fucking win or i'll send ryback to collect the money from your skinny ass

>>1473175
Hi phillip!

>>1473175
kys Phillip Jack "Phil" Brooks

>>1473175
shut up jeff hardy

>>1473176
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>>1473411
It's CM Punk you fucking filthy smarks

>>1473413
Brother Nero*

>>1475463

go 2 bed Phil. you've been up all night shitposting on /asp/

KYS HARD AF MF

Bored, Phil? When's AJ coming back from Big E's hotel that you flew her out to?

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>John Cena
>Real name is John Cena

What do?

Triggered, phil? phillip, phillip jack

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Forgive yourselves

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What am I supposed to call these guys?

>>1476749
*instructions unclear*

suck his dick furiously

>>1473175
>calling actors by their real names
kys

>>1475463
Colt Cabana shouldn't you be investing in Jeff Jarrett's gold

>>1473175
Hey phil! Give me your autograph

>>1473175
>ever saying "the product"


Thats the biggest mark of pretense imo

>>1473175
I have a co-worker that does this

Will say the wrestlers real name, pause awkwardly, and then say their wrestling name, then continue on with their statement.

>>1473175
Aye Yo Phil,

I love Mercedes Kaestner Varnado