MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #8

It's probably gonna be TripleH

>>1465967
Where is HHH? I feel like I haven't seen him in ages

Shane McMahon needs to go

>>1465959
I'm a cuck

>it's gonna be shane, steph, or haitch

FUCK
THIS
COMPANY

FUCK YOU

ANGLE IS BACKSTAGE NOT A DRILL

CM PUNK IS THE GM

>>1465974
Prepare your anus

>>1465967
It's gotta be Kane!

Commissioner New Jack

Gorilla Monsoon?

>>1465976

Go to bed Phil

Based Family

>main event is mcmahon dicksucking segment

>Vince goes on the mic
>And the new GM of Smackdown is
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-phPaAF5h4


>yfw

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PG ERA OVERA??!?!?!?!?!

THE PODCAST

BAWW GAWWD IT'S ROB VAN DAM

CONVINCE ME THAT THIS RAW ISN'T TOTAL SHIT

>>1465967
Nevermind it's gonna be shane or steph

lame

>>1465987
kek

Incoming Kurt Angle

What if Ric Flair becomes the new Commissioner?

WHERE IS BISCHOFF? I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT ABOUT ANY OF THESE FUCKING CUNTS AND THEIR FAMILY DRAMA WITH MINIMAL BULID UP

>>1465994
NO!

Better be Jim Ross

IM BACK

AND IM BETTER THAN EVER

IM BACK

AND IM MAKING THINGS BETTER

Core status: Rocked

>you now remember shane welling up at the reception when he returned

that was a magical evening, based detroit

Shane is so autistic and boring

>>1466003
PLESE

>record
>low
>ratings

thanks shane

calling it now its paul heymen

>>1465976

awwww is the spergy mad he didnt make the final thread? ;^)

dubs confirm HHH and Shane as GMs

>>1465999

It will suck becauae Flair sucks

THERE'S THE WORD CHANGE AGAIN EVERYTHING IS DIFFERENT NOW REALLY IT IS

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>>1466011

>change
What is this the only thing nigs can understand? Fucking thanks obama

ITS GONNA BE LINDA


DUBS CONFIRM

FINAL THREAD

>>>1465807

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>YFW CM Punk returns as the commissioner

THE BUSINESS

>>1466011
AAAHHH

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FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT FUCK THIS SHIT

NO ONE GIVE SA FUCK ABOUT RAW? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

Vince fires them both and takes back over

SHANE WANTS TO GET RID OF SHAKY CAM THANK YOU BASED GOD

Big Daddy Cool confirmed GM via text messages years ago from H

If Bischoff comes out I will eat my own cum.

>>1466011
Fuck anon, you ruined it

God damn if Vince, Shane, or Steph never appeared again I would be so happy.

WHO THE FUCK IS IT

>>1466011
>dubs on a slow as shit dead board
WOW

Didn't we get this change promo when Shane wanted to take over RAW?


>>1466011
BASED HAITCH

Dubs 4 Boogeyman

>>1466012
True, but you know.

I comes in circles in circles in circles in circles in circles in circles in circles in circles!

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>>1466011

PAUL HEYMAN CONFIRMED

Please stop teasing me and bring out Angle

JUST FUCKING BRING OUT BISCHOFF ALREADY

Krispin Wah is GM of one, Eddie Guerrero is GM of the other

>>1466029
FIND OUT THIS THURSDAY ON SMACKDOWN MAGGLE!

>>1466028
literally just watch outlaw wrestling you fuccboi

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fuck this company

jesus this is boring

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>>1466011

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THE ROCK

>>1466015
Most of the crowd is white you mong

>grapfruits
suffering succotash it's more like prunes, shane

I'M BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

ITS BOBBY LASHLEY

BOOOOOORING
BOOOOOORING
BOOOOOORING

RUSSO

HULK HOGAN

IM BACK

Based money

STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO STEPH GETS BTFO

>it's fucking nothing

IT'S FUCKING NOTHING

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I honestly wish both Shane and Steph would fuck off. Boring fucks

It was obvious that Shane was going to win it.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4bJcrP35-k

Has Vince ever been face?

BORING

IT'S TRUMP

IT HAS TO BE.....KANE

So Shane is the commissioner of Smackdown live.... I don't even care any more.

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I stayed up for this

So... Steph keeps the main show?

BASED!
BASED!
BASED!

WHERES ROMAN

ITS HAPPENING

BOOOORING

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BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

just

and Steph on RAW?

wow, it was literally nothing.

Wow he actually picked one of them. I was sure there was someone coming out.

>>1466064
Vince has always been Vince

SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW. SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED TO BE A+ SHOW.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

How does Vince have more hair than Shane and not grey?

Oh boi

HOLA HOLA PLAYA

They decided to close the show with this?

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Why do I keep watching breh

Who is going to /smack/?

WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS SHIT??

NO FUCKING SURPRISES AT ALL? ANYTHING? FUCK THIS COMPANY

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>Even more reasons not to watch Raw

VINCE BURYING SMACKDOWN BEFORE IT EVEN GOES LIVE

LOL

I swear there has to be someone else in the midst

This company is fucking doomed

all that build up for the most obvious shit.
kys wwe

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What the fuck is this shit?

I STAYED UP FOR THIS

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>fuckthiscompany
Absolutely shit.

RATINGS

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>it's fucking nothing

i honestly hate this company

>>1466087
He dies it.

What the fuck i am i am what am i watching

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My only face when

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Lol the ego on these McMahons, they think the whole show is about them

>>1466092
Right here

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THIS IS THE END

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That's...a blockbuster

Well, at least GM mode is coming back i guess?

>>1466092
We'll see

MINUS FIVE STARS

>going for the safe path
what a ballless company

>>1466087
Ever heard of hair dye you idiot?

Hella gay and predictable, yo

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So Smackdown is literally going to be a golden era

>2 hours
>No filler bullshit
>Potentially better roster

Goodbye RAW

MINUS FIVE STARS

SMACKDOWN WONT BE PG

SHOOT THEM UP WITH ROIDS! DONT GET CAUGHT

>>1466094
Yes.

We now need the Shieldettys on RAW.

oh thank fuck

two hour live show is gonna be ridiculously good

>IT'S
>FUCKING
>NOTHING

How many people do you think bought a ticket to see the McMahon family?

>Shooting one show in the foot to improve ratings of another

How long until this backfires?

Where the fuck is Triple H.

This shit is pointless without him

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Well, that was a waste of time

rate this raw

LET THE GAMES BEGIN

>PICK GMs

WOW ITS FUCKING NOTHING

>>1466092
Only if my Dean goes there

>>1466111
dont count on it

and the crowd goes mild.

>>1466127
A big fat goose egg

>break the law, just don't get caught

Top parenting Vince

>ICP poster in the crowd

Gayyyyy

TWO FUCKING NEW GMS

1/10 Raw, it's the best I can do.

so what we all wanted this week will actually fucking go down next week

I don't think I'll tune in. I feel blueballed

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is this the end of vince?

>No Jericho
Shit RAW 2bh

GM'S STILL TO COME

>>1466130
3/10

So basically Shane was demoted

>>1466130
shit/10

Just got home, lads.

Who's running SD?

>Raw is now designated as a 3 hour piss break

aww yiss

Steph stripteases on RAW to save ratings when?

Shut the fuck up bitch

>Stephanie
>Work hard
???

>the actual announcement is next week
fuck

>bury
oh god

>>1466150
Shane.

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>TURN RAW INTO TNA WITH DIXIE CARTER
>TURN SMACKDOWN INTO A 2 HOUR CREATIVITY SHOW

RIP RAW

>>1466150
Shane.

It's not gonna be fun.

BURY
BURY
BURY

>>1466118
>golden era
More like a silver era, Smackdown's best days were '00 - '04.

>>1466130
-2/10

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>the Bella's segment

I WISH YOU DIED IN THE WOMB

>I'm gonna make you wish you were never even born
>even born
>Evan Bourne

>>1466150

shane o'mac

Anyone going to watch that Beyond Scared Straight shit?

It's on spike

>IT'S HAPPENING
>On RAW
Pick one and only one

>>1466150
NOW HOLD ON, PLAYA, IT AIN'T GOIN' DOWN LIKE DAT.

THIS HERE'S GONNA BE A TAG TEAM MATCH

>>1466118
+Based Ranallo on commentary
how can RAW even compete

BURIED

>ywn BURY your dick in Steph's ass

I WISH YOU DIED ON THE WOMB!

What a waste of time.

NO SOLD

>>1466118
Quite excited.

>its a steph slap episode

I N C E S T
N
C
E
S
T

EMASCULATED

STEPH BOTCH

Why the fuck do they never do anything even slightly surprising on Raw now?

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>that slap.
shane didnt even flinched.

this looks pretty real.


I wonder if smackdown and raw are actually going to be different

I WISH YOU WERE ABORTED

>He kissed her.

DID THEY?

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BOTCH

>no selling the slap

lel

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>>1466175

#TeddyLongForSmackdownGM

WHERE'S BASED HAITCH WITH THE PEDIGREEE TO SHANE THIS IS BULLSHIT

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did shane just suggest steph was gonna be suckin his dick

I liked that Steph strut there

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>atleast they are setting up Smackdown vs Raw

Shane needs to stop breathing into the mic.

>crowd chanting YOU FUCKED UP when Steph almost tripped
PG Era over confirmed?

>SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED FOR BURIED
>SHANE CONFIRMED WISHING HE WAS NEVER BORN
>ITS A BROTHER SISTER INCEST EPISODE

Why the fuck do I watch this shit?

INCEST MAGGLE
AH LOVE IT

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Who /incest/ here?

What is this fucking ending

>>1466166
NO

Stephen runs raw, has to name a gm
Shane runs SD, has to name a gm
Steph trips like a dumbass and walks away like a retard

This raw 2/10

>>1466107
>reverse image search says furniture.

Steph getting dicked by haitch so good she can't walk straight.

>>1466200
The game?

OKAY YOU HAVE TO JUST KNOW THEY FUCKED AT THIS POINT

IT'S TOO OBVIOUS

I usually just enjoy raw for what it is, but man am I disappoint

S-s-so this is the end of the show? Wow, how can the ratings be so bad? What a fucking joke.

Smackdown is about to run circles around Raw

>this ending

JUST

Is the cruiserweight classic on right now?

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>2 hours
>Mauro fucking Ronallo
>On Tuesday
>Potentially a bunch of young talent

Holy shit Smackdown is gonna be GOAT lads

THE MOST POINTLESS SEGMENT EVER

>tfw shane picks CM Punk
>tfw YOU GOT FUCKNIG WORKED BY THE BEST IN THE WORLD

IT'S CLOBBERING TIME

>>1465959
God Steph is easy to hate, and not in a good way.

so next week's raw is the draft episode?

top tier 1st hour
meh tier 2n hour
absolute trash 3rd hour

>>1466217
This wednesday after NXT

>le general manager

Steph is unironically going to bring back HHH as GM and establish the authority again

rip raw

"There's only one game in this business and I am married to him." What did she mean by this?

Will Shane Smackdown be the new Heyman Smackdown

>>1466218
Smackdown was always GOAT during the first brand split.

>>1466216
FUCK MY SISTER

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>>1466209
It's been doing that to me with every image I look for or post and try to look for, what happened lads

>>1466224
No, next tuesday, the first ever live SMACKDOWN

>>1466218
If anything good came out of that atrocious final segment it was this

Who /smackdown/ here?

>>1466218
>>1466218

I was hoping that Smackdown was gonna get Shane. It's not against MNF, and not 3 fucking hours.

>>1466203
BROTHER SHANERO

>>1466229
She fucks triple HHH

>>1466240

I might be

I hope smackdown gets the best shieldetty member (seth) and the other ones are left to draw 2.0 ratings on Monday.

>>1466240
Here here

>all that shit just to give SmackDown to Shane and Raw to Steph

>>1466240
Was with Smackdown during the first brand split.

It'll depend on the draft of course.

When Steph and Shane both announce each other as their GM so one can boss the other one around, and we have to deal with boring on the mic no enthusiam Shane and pain in the ass Steph on both shows each week.

Vince already burying Smackdown! announcing Raw as the flagship show. Way to bury your own idea.

>>1466237
It's because bitches are only good for a lay.

>>1466249

At least we know fucking Roman will be on Raw.

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>Stephanie's face when she tripped on the stairs after talking all that shit

>>1466229

I hope this is bait.

The game triple h

HARAMBE FOR RAW GM

>>1466256
It wasn't even his idea, this is only happening because USA network forced them to make Smackdown live.

>>1466258

do we giving any shit to roman?

I know this won't happen, but can they PLEASE bring back unique sets for each show? If you want both shows to be unique, you gotta make them seems like DIFFERENT FUCKING SHOWS

Imagine paying for a WWE event and having to sit through the McMahons talking for half an hour as the finale.

We need a webm of Stephanie tripping and Shane laughing at her

>>1466274
raw is red and smackdown is blue
thats all youre getting

fun show desu

The merger era is finally almost over


>Yfw a brand split era without Edge and Vickie ruining Smackdown and mid card John Cena on Raw.

This is gonna be good

So are they gonna split up the shield members?

>>1466276

There's the go-home dark match they always do, so it doesn't really matter if you are there.

>>1466293

Probably going to be Seth vs Dean cause they didn't wrestle tonight. That's how they usually do it.

>>1466291
I dont thinks so.

Roman is staying on RAW so WWE will need Dean to get simpathy angles for Roman and Seth is a triple H boy so he will stay on RAW.

WWE just likes the shield guys too much to potentially "bury" them to SD.

The final deletion was a masterpiece, the Wyatt compound was an absolute disgrace.

>>1466298

Guy on my FB went to the show and just posted the entrances.

Dean and Sami vs Seth and AJ.

>3 hour Raw with Stephanie
>2 hour Smackdown with Shane

Why is Vince burying his flagship show?

>>1466310

It's a very easy choice to make. I'd rather watch Smackdown with based Mauro and minimal commercial breaks.

>>1466325
Why? Do you really have to question vince and his show raw?

>>1466310
as if steph's ass is enough reason to watch for 3 hours. pfftt pleb

>>1466335

I've had just about enough of Stephanie for one life time.

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New reaction image

gay

>>1466240
Smackdown looks like the better show.