Is Phil Brooks a cuck?

>>1460952
Why did you kill Jesse James?

Who's Phil Brooks?

>>1460952
>somebody actually made this

ur fat

"Yes"

>>1460952
is she a good actor or did she enjoy them?

I met Phil Brooks at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Phil Brooks shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Cm punk fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Phil was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with Aj Lee's number on it and told me to give her a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave her a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on woman, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Aj Lee and I made glorious love to each other on six of the seven continents.

>>1461846
So you like 12 yo Indian boys?

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>>1460952
Update it with these

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships
https://happinessweekly.org/2013/08/28/the-abandonment-complex-and-how-to-cope-with-it/
http://www.guidetopsychology.com/bpd.htm
http://www.borderlinepersonalitytreatment.com/abandonment-issues-behaviors-bpd.html
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues/

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>>1460952

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Keff, [11.07.16 12:33]
FUCK OFF WITH THIS STUPID GO DAMN FUCKING MEME YOU CUNT

EVERY GOD DAMN DAY WHEN I POST HERE IS SEE YOU, YOUR IDIOTIC POSTS, THE HALFWAY ABORTED COLONOSCOPY OF AN ATTEMPT AT HUMOR. EVERY SINGLE THREAD. EVERY SINGLE WEEK. EVERY SINGLE DAY. EVERY SINGLE GOD DAMN FUCKING DAY WITH THIS GOD DAMN MEME GARBAGE.

IM GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU NEED TO GO DO RIGHT NOW. YOU FUCKING LISTENING SHORTSTACK? BECAUSE IM ABOUT TO INTRODUCE YOU TO WHAT I'D LIKE TO CALL "PROTOCOL: FUCK YOUR ASS", OKAY LISTEN BITCHBOY AND LISTEN THE FUCK GOOD BECAUSE IM ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, COCKGOBBLER. YOU GOTTA GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE, WIPE THE CUM CRUST OFF OF YOUR SHORTS, SHAVE UP, BUCKO, ITS REALITY TIME. GO TO YOUR LOCAL TOYS R' FUCKIN US OH WAIT YOU PROBABLY ARENT ALLOWED AFTER FIST FUCKING ALL OF THE ANIMAL DOLLS WITH YOUR LIMP DICK. NEVERMIND THAT SHIT MEME QUEEN, GO OVER TO A WAL-MART NEAR YOU, HOPEFULLY ONE YOU'RE NOT BLACKLISTED ON BECAUSE YOU FAILED TO MEET THEIR DISGUSTINGLY LOW STANDARDS, I MEAN IM PRAYING FOR YOU BUT IT AINT GONNA HELP. GO TO THE AISLE WHERE THEY HAVE THE FUCKING SILVERWARE, GRAB A SPOON, PLANT THAT SHIT ON A CRACK OUTSIDE ON THE SIDEWALK LIKE YOU WERE SUCTION CUPPING THAT "FUCK ME BUM UP ANNIHILATOR 30K' THAT YOU USE TO TICKLE YOUR USED AND ABUSED SORRY SHIT EXCUSE FOR A PROSTATE, AND JUST GOD DAMN FALL RIGHT ON TOP OF IT, DICK FIRST, I CALL IT THE SEINFELD SPECIAL BECAUSE AFTER YOU'RE DONE YOU'RE GOING TO BE WISHING FOR THE WAR ON TERROR TO KILL COMEDY, BECAUSE EVERY FUCKING BODY TO EVER LIVE IS GOING TO COMPLIMENT YOU ON YOUR FRESH JEW-CURVE YOU FUCKING PISSANT

I WANT TO GO TO YOUR HOUSE. I WANT TO DESTROY YOU. I WANT TO BREAK YOUR FURNITURE AND YOUR PERSONAL POSSESSIONS, I WANT TO SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG. I WILL SPIT ON YOUR FUCKING DOG, ASSHOLE. AND WHEN YOUR DOG LOOKS AT ME AND ASKS "bark" IM GOING TO ASSFUCK IT.

I WILL BURN YOU. I WILL ANNIHILATE YOU. I WILL END YOU. I WILL FUCK YOUR DOG.

I wish my girlfriend could kiss bryan danielson

>>1460952
so all actors are cuck, then?

>>1462429
>implying AJ didnt enjoy every second of it

>>1461451
Both

>>1462043
That was a lovely bit of karma for 18 seconds. Fitting who kissed AJ as well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships
https://happinessweekly.org/2013/08/28/the-abandonment-complex-and-how-to-cope-with-it/
http://www.guidetopsychology.com/bpd.htm
http://www.borderlinepersonalitytreatment.com/abandonment-issues-behaviors-bpd.html
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues

>>1462632
Hi Phil!

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>>1462666
lol triggered

>>1462687
Wat u mean?

He is not