What does the "CM" stand for?

>>1459660
http://fansided.com/2015/01/02/cm-punk-finally-reveals-cm-name-stands/

Chuck Mosley

>>1459663
What dat mean? Who chuck mosley?

Cuck Man

As in "there goes Cuck Man Phil, the fake UFC fighter"

His wife will be getting fucked back at home by Ryback while he's away getting fucked in the octagon by Mickey Gall -- that's why they call him "Cuck Man Phil, the biggest punchline in UFC history"

>>1459660
cuck manlet

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>>1459668

>>1459713
>chuck mosley
>not MP Punk for the greatest living vocalist

Cuck Manlet

>>1459660
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CM_Punk
It is "Chick Magnet", from the indie dweeb tagteam he was in. He was only known as "Punk" then, of the Chick Magnets. Therefore, he became "CM Punk".
>http://fansided.com/2015/01/02/cm-punk-finally-reveals-cm-name-stands/
This is retcon because he woke up and realised that calling yourself "Chick Magnet" is the most virgin thing possible.

Either Chicago Made or Chick Magnet, which was the name of his outlaw tag team.

>>1459660
>>1459674
>>1459683
>>1459752
Hi Ryan, when's your next match?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq4P9Gl7ZMI

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>>1459674
>"The Big Guy" is making out with AJ in Phil's bed
>tv on in the background of UFC 203
>"CM PHIL IS GETTING DOMINATED IN THIS FIGHT! DAMN IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE! THIS IS THE SADDEST UFC FIGHT I'VE EVER SEEN IN ALL MY YEARS"
>Ryback grabs the remote and turns the TV off
>Ryback and AJ both laugh
>"The Big Guy" proceeds to give AJ her first real orgasm of her life while CM Phil lays bloodied and broken in the middle of the octagon

Cucky Moron Punko

>>1459747
>Mike Patton
>anything but crap

>>1459660
Chick Magnet

>>1459660

>>>/cm/
>>>/cm/
>>>/cm/
>>>/cm/

>>1459674
>The state of /asp/ when Punk has them so buttfrustrate that they're actively rallying around a confirmed tumblrina.

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>>1459809
This.

>>1459809
>>1459814
Stop samefagging phil

>>1459809
Punk is a confirmed tumbrina though. He thinks he's a tough guy for winning fake fights... Chris Brown would kick his ass

>Say anything good about CM Punk
"Hi Phil! When's your next fight?"
>Say anything bad about CM Punk
"Hi Ryan! When's your next match?"

Fucking shitposters make it impossible for any real discussion to take place.

>>1459801
literally Benoit yourself
man's got
SERIOUS
P
I
P
E
S

>>1459660
Cuck made pank

>>1459957
Cuck Mark Phil

>>1459660
Crying Manlet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abandoned_child_syndrome
http://www.goodtherapy.org/learn-about-therapy/issues/abandonment
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://happinessweekly.org/2013/08/28/the-abandonment-complex-and-how-to-cope-with-it/
http://www.guidetopsychology.com/bpd.htm
http://www.borderlinepersonalitytreatment.com/abandonment-issues-behaviors-bpd.html
http://www.abandonment.net/abandonment-frequently-asked-questions
http://energeticsinstitute.com.au/abandonment-trauma-grief-adult-relationships/
https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/the-many-faces-addiction/201006/understanding-the-pain-abandonment
http://psychologia.co/abandonment-issues/
https://www.jordangrayconsulting.com/2014/03/abandonment-issues/

>>1460058
That's right, Phil, just post your links... feel better now? Just don't go and get any ideas about winning at your "fight", because I'm going to be looking at a huge payday when you get your ass beat (put my entire life savings on Mickey Gall). Not that you stand a chance anyway

>>1460096
This KEK.

Whats best site for betting anyway? Im going to put $1000 on Phil losing

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>>1460096
lol gotten to

>>1459660
semen punk

Chicago man

>>1459663
Punk gives a different answer every time someone asks this question.

cock monger

>>1459794
Ryback having sex with AJ lee seems almost pedophilic for the big guy. He needs a woman with more meat on her bones.

>>1459823
They should both fight to the death.
Meaning they both die and make the world slightly better.

Cucked Mangina Punk

Cucked Manlet

carter magnet

Cute Male

>>1460989
HI BRETKEK

Cuck Myshitup

Cuck Man.

Cuckold McFuckold

Cuckery McPhil

Cruz Missile