What storylines would make WWE mainstream again?

>>1459586
Terrorism

Brock Lesnar vs Justin Bieber in a deathmatch with all the divas stripping naked and dancing at ringside

>>1459586
Brock spearheading an invasion of the company with a platoon of celebrated UFC names, both retired vets and active guys.

>He wants wrestling to be mainstream

Why, so they can inject it with SJW bullshit?

>>1459586

Drop "stories" and the other soap opera bullshit and try to be an actual sport.

>>1459586
actually edgy angles, don't giving a shit about PC and going all out on the state of the world

>>1459669

If I wanted to watch a fixed sport I'd become an NBA fan.

>>1459621
That would actually be sick. An UFC invasion

I wanna inject, the WWF, with a LETHAL DOSE, OF POISON.

>>1459682
fucking kek

>>1459595
Would mark

A second Attitude Era, something like "Atti2de Era" with blood, obscenity and bad language.

John Cena heel turn

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>>1459586
Ass and tits. If you restore them to the product, then the kids will start to watch WWE again.

>>1459621
>You now remember Rampage Jackson and Tito Ortiz were legitimately part of a storyline for TNA as an attempt to shill their Bellator fight

>>1459595
>>1459812
18+

>>1459666
>Implying "muh wimminz" Steph isn't doing it already

>>1459958
I remember them trying to make Ortiz into Bully's enforcer. Fuck.

>>1459586
Making the product TV-14 again. More weapons, blood, cursing, and allowing the wrestlers to roid up. More than half the roster looks like they never touched a weight in their lives before.

The more mainstream something is the worse it gets.

>>1459586
The return of CM Punk

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>>1459669
Faggots like you are what's ruining the WWE
and Vince decided to cater to you neckbeards with vanilla midgets that can't talk for shit.

The fact that the highest ratings in wrestling have all been when storylines and promos were important parts of the show. just goes to show you why it matters.

>>1459806
And the catch is that they start throwing real punches, but no one tells the wrestlers before the fight.

>>1459586
Make an anti-authority angle again but this time its Zack Ryder and he goes for a shoot shitting on WWE for him burying him and then he feuds to remove them.

Zack is literally Bryan levels of underdog and people would get behind him big time.

Zack´s motto: "If i could beat Cancer i can beat The Authority.

>>1459595
You have revealed yourself to be exactly 14 years old

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>>1460814
You have revealed yourself to be exactly 5' 2"