RIP Phil

>>1454298
Hi Ryan, when's your next match?

>>1454298
It's a little goofy if they are going with this as their main event

>>1454298
From an scale o 1-10 how buttblasted will /asp/ be if Punk wins?

>>1454298

Gall looks like someone stuck Daniel Pruder's head on Cody Rhodes' body.

>>1454325
10 million. I fucking hope he does because the butt hurt from the autists on here will be amazing.

>>1454332
11/10 then?

>>1454338
Same. Punk succeeding will change asp forever.

>>1454325
the board would just melt

>google Punk's first opponent
>he doesn't even have a Wikipedia page

and he's still going to knock Punk the fuck out in 12 seconds

>fight begins
>punk gets completely rekt within the first round
>goes on twitter and cries about it
>he tries to "expose" UFC like he did with WWE

Emo fighter? Winning? LMAO

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>>1454367
>he tries to "expose" UFC like he did with WWE
So he'll prove that Dana uses Pro Wrestling like tactics in his legitimate sport.
This isn't that much of a secret but the autists who think UFC is the one true god sport and wrestling is "fake" tarding out would be hilarious.

>>1454298
No one wins here Punk wins basically Gall is a joke
>you lost to a 40 year old man with barely any training get the fuck out of here
Gall wins
>you beat a 40 year old man with barely any training get the fuck out of here

The only winner here is the UFC this is a money fight they like Punks drawing power and Gall is basically there because of Punk he's not good enough for the UFC but shit enough to fight Punk.

>>1454325
Punk is going to win. I think he is a lame human being with no credibility in a fight whatsoever, but he is going to win.

Gall is doing the job for him. Gall's last fight was iffy as fuck itself. Now he gets to go into this with the credibility of having a win, and lays down for punk.

In return for saving Punk's rep, Vince was obliged to let Brock go across for a shoot fight.

>>1454325
/asp/ will literally cease to exist. like, the url won't even work anymore

>>1454325
Punk will win by Gall getting himself DQ'd, screencap this post

>>1454320

It's the Co-Main. Main is Mioticic vs Reem.

>>1454495
Literally who vs literally who?

>>1454518

Well Stipe is the champ, and the only reason why the event is in Cleveland.

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>>1454298
I can't wait for the webms of Punk getting his ass kicked to come out so I can spam them all over /asp/

>>1454547
only like 1 in 5 people that watches WWE thinks Punk can win.

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i like punk but any webm of someone getting knocked out is a go.

What happens if Punk wins and returns to WWE with the Brock Lesnar treatment?

>>1454551
DELIVERING THE LETHAL DICKING

UFC isn't that real. Gall is going to job or at least make it look "competitive".

>>1454547
>tfw it will either be this or people spamming APOLOGIZE, nothing in between

This place will be meme city no matter what happens.

>>1454630
He said he was the one who wanted to do shorts with sponsor decals before Brock. Granted, it was probably because he was getting too chubby for his tights, but still.

>>1454547
This is why I hate you wrestling fucks.

>>1454298
>biggest murder in UFC history?
Go watch the early days.

>>1455181
>"OH SHIT AND THERE GOES ALL HIS TEETH"

>>1455185
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vkawzpnuc-0

>>1455209
"This should be a great fight." -- Jeff Blatnick