THE CITY OF DEANETTY

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>>1450360
When are they gonna release this shitter?

All of the shield have been disaster champions. They are getting 1/10th (ONE TENTH) of the ratings of wrestling viewers from the late 90s.

They are a trio of faggots and wrestling nowadays are shit. Not sure why you guys argue which of the 3 of the shield faggots are the worst with ratings when all 3 are the worst thing to ever happen to the product.

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They need to put the belt on mah boi Shinsoogi Nakibanana and have him feud with the Bully Club instead of having The Shield on TV.

>>1450375
it might up the ratings.

>>1450360
Does anyone have that screencap of Carter saying that this Raw was going to be in the 4.0s rating.

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>>1450375
Then we will have even lower rating like below 1 .0

And I luv naka and bully club

>>1450360
JESUS FUCK THE MADMAN ACTUALLY DID IT

LOWEST RATED RAW OF ALL TIME

DEANETTY IS A JOKE

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>>1450385

All three of the shield faggots are awful. How far will Vince go?

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>>1450385
>He's still getting worked by a shitposter who himself knows that Deanetty is a literal shit but keeps doing it because lol shitposting

Please improve Your IQ

>>1450360
>All three hours had virtually the same amount of viewers,

So that's the number people who will watch literally every week

The ratings on a national holiday we're shit? Holy fuck what a fuck shock it's almost like people would rather be out shooting fireworks on the 4th of July

Well maybe don't start the show off with a childish food fight. That's when I knew it would be a terrible show and played Overwatch instead.

>>1450400
gain height you scientifically, photographically and evidentially manlet virgin spic

>>1450400
Disregard this i suck cocks

Raw literally lost 1 million (one million) viewers without Roman. Over two weeks it would be 1.5 million.

And they say Roman is not a draw.

SMARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>1450395

Not sure who is more autistic

>>1450410
3rd worst rated RAW of all time

>this is fine

>>1450400
>>1450395
Dumbass.

>>1450419
>3rd worst rated RAW of all time
More like THE lowest rated show of all time.

Dean marks on suicide watch.

>>1450426
Shawn Michaels got a 1.80 though

BELIEVE IN THE RECORD LOWS

Shieldetty's

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>>1450426
>>1450427
They were hitting 1.5 ratings in December 1996 when WCW was crushing them

>>1450429
Shawn went up against a live Nitro that gave away Raw's results

>>1450441
That was>>1450429
1.8, not 1.5

>>1450442
So what
Yawn Michaels is the ALLTIME RECORD LOW
And everyone 18+ knows it was because Bret took a break

>>1450453
Suck a dick kid

Dean needs to fuck off to the midcard forever after this.

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Im sick of ya fucking nerds shitting all over my dean. The fact of the matter is hes better than any of your favourite wrestlers. He consistently gets the biggest pop each week.

>>1450360
>1.87
>.
>8
>7

THE SHIELD WAS A FAILURE
PUSH BRAY
PUSH CENA
PUSH LESNAR
PUSH TAKER
PUSH FUCKING ORTON PUSH ANYONE HOLY SHIT THE SHIELD ARE KILLING THE PRODUCT

>>1450538
Dean is the Battleborn of Professional Wrestling.

>>1450538
This

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>>1450544
>the product

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>>1450544
>the product

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>>1450561
>using my classic animals

>>1450360
We are reaching Kevin Nash level of television ratings here.

>>1450360
Aw, damn it i betted on a 1.75 rating.

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>>1450582
>implying having Zack Jobber in ME didnt kill ratings

get the belt on jerigoat asap

>187 = police code for murder
>Deanetty murders the ratings with a 1.87

literal poetry. Bravo, Vince.

>independence day
>Dean makes WWE independent of it's TV contract

POTTERY

>>1450609
>>1450615
18+

>>1450591
He was barely given publicity while everybody knows Dean was going to be there. People changed the channel because they knew Dean was going to be there, and Raw was going to be shit as usual.

>>1450624
They changed channel cause they saw main event would be a throaway tag team jobber match

>>1450623

>deancuck detected

>>1450591
>Carter trying to blame a guy finally leaving the mid card for low ratings in a desperate attempt to save his boy.

Kek, where are my pizzas bitch?

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HAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

RECORD LOW DEANETTY
2 (TWO) RECORD LOWS IN A ROW

NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THIS. NOT EVEN JASETHY

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO ONE LIKES DEANETTY

>>1450633
no dean is a faggot. that "joke" was just terrible. all of the shield needs be buried on the midcard.

>>1450609
Pffffffffttttttt my sides

>>1450634
Huh?

>>1450643
Cringe

>>1450649
>KEK

Please have sex.

Dean Ambrose is shit, but it's not like Micropenis Boy or Roidman Reigns are doing any better.

It's time to stick The Shield back in the midcard where they belong, the experiment is over.

>>1450634
Yeah, where is it?

>tfw WWE took the belt from Roman because they knew this was going to happen and they wanted to protect him..

>>1450654
Seth and Dean need to go but Roman can still turn heel and be of use.

>>1450666
Vince I always knew you were the Devil.

Next week: viewers go down to 2 million

The week after: viewers go down to 1.X million

The week when Roman comes back: the viewers jump to 4 million

CAP THIS

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I'm sorry Big Dog ;_;

Maybe because it was 4th of july and raw has been shit for over 6 years

All you faggots arguing over which shield member is the worst by defending your favourite is like trying to defend the terminal illness you have is the best one. It just doesn't make sense. Fire them all.

>>1450515
>wooo chart

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>the based dog got to celebrate July 4th with his mamacita and daughter

>deanetty (and jasethy) had to work to get 0 pops or reactions on raw and get landslide record low ratings

>the viewership actually stayed the same after the first hour which means Jack Swagger, Zack Ryder and BEEG are bigger draws than deanetty or jasethy

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APOLOGIZE

>>1450713
I always liked Roman.

>>1450713
This is seriously some tsundere shit. Pretend like they didn't like Roman and when he's gone it all falls apart.

>>1450360
Reminder that deanetty was the original. Meme magic is real

>Deanetty is literally the worst draw in WWE history

L
O
L

I can't wait until Roman gets his belt back at Battleground. I haven't even bothered to Hulu since they took him off tv.

>>1450360
It was 4th of July retard.

>>1450360
ahahhaha dean faggots

Weren't the ratings even worse under Roman?

kek the fucking shanty town of deanetty

>>1450890
definitely not, this is the worst they've been in the history of the company.

HOLY SHIT

that's so bad, they might just make a twitter post about how he lost the belt and not even have a match where they take it off of him

>>1450895
the lowest was 1.5 you liar

>Thinking one wrestler is the reason ratings suck
>Not realizing that the state of the product is the reason for low ratings.

I'm surprised just how autistic /asp/ can be sometimes.

>>1450901

Seriously. Especially when they have been hovering around this range for the last 2-3 years. But even with a shit show on a holiday they still had the highest rated program on cable for the night.

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>>1450515
Fixed that for you friend

>>1450901
>>1450907
>getting worked by shitposting

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>>1450360

Deancuck BTFO!
Deancuck on suicide watch!
How will he recover from claiming his boy Ambrose would being the 4.0 ratings this Monday!

Pic related proves it.

>>1450907
They didn't

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>>1450973
>this deanetty cuck anal anguish

>battle ground was a filler ppv that ends thriple threat with all three men losing
>comes SummerSlam
>all three men throw decent match
>match ends with all three men winning somehow
>all three men look at each other exhausted
>wait for shane or steph to come out to redo match like always
>they don't come out
>all of a sudden
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Uc3V8NxKWw
>it's the old man himself
>all three men look at vince as he walks down to ramp
>vince goes to time keeper
>well aren't you gonna name the winners of this match?"
>The Shield is reformed
>all a systematic plan by vince to take down the WWE like how he did with NWO
>Shield becomes a completely unstoppable stable
>cue
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5LitDGyxFh4

>>1450973
please kys

>>1450983
>take down the WWE
Why would he take down his own company?

>still the highest watched show on cable
>ratings down only 14% compared to last 4th of July Raw which was down 23%

>>1450901
>>1450907
Yeah but under a draw they can keep the ratings at a healthy level like how Punk and Bryan did.

Fact of the matter is that Dean its not really a draw.

>>1450360
Rofl

>>1450549
>autistic fanbase
>commercial flop
>not exactly a bad concept but poorly executed
>bad character design
>le wacky badass XD

yeah, it makes sense

>>1450983
>cena buries the shieldettys and saves the raw ratings
>cena recruits his buddies the bullet club and ryback

TYBMJ

>>1450372
This desu

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>>1450360
>the city of deanetty fans
LMAO
based seth and roman need to send him back to the low card.

187 on a mothafuckin' RAW

>>1450973
>>>/soc/

raw is jericho

Raw was the #1 show on cable this week.

Keep dreaming your dreams though.

>>1451121
That is still RECORD LOW RATINGS!

>>1451121
That's not true

>>1451130
>Raw was far and away the most watched show on cable, since all the shows on cable that usually provide competition took the night off. It also beat the FOX network programming head-to-head. Only four other shows on cable hit 1.5 million viewers.

>>1451131
>since all the shows on cable that usually provide competition took the night off.
>It still does record lows.

Holy fuck, at least Roman had competition and he didnt tank ratings THIS hard.

Fire dean already!

If I brought a "Deanetty 187" sign to a televised WWE show, would they take the sign away?

>>1451153
Definitely not my man. Please do it

>>1451153
nah you would probably get cheered and get the sign shown, and smarks would be crying while watching their streams.

>>1450360
That's a 4.0 right?

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>I'm hollering 187 with my dick in your mouth, beyotch

state of poor little deano

>>1450538

Is this a fact like Dean bringing the 4.0 ratings on Monday?

>>1450544

PUSH LONG ISLAND BASED Z

BROTHER DEANETTY
MUST
BE
DELETED

>>1450385
>>1450952

I posted it Broski-sama.

Deancuck confirmed for Hoeski.

the ratings keep dropping while that black midget's waistline keeps expanding.

lose weight and maybe the ratings will go up lil guy.

>>1450713
>He comes back in a suit
>OH WHAT'S THAT? YOU WANT ME BACK BECAUSE OF RECORD LOW RATINGS?
>DIDN'T I TELL VINCENT KENNEDY MCMAHON THAT THIS WILL HAPPEN WHEN I'M GONE AND THEN HE GOES AHEAD AND SUSPENDS ME
>THESE PEOPLE DON'T DESERVE TO SEE ME, I'LL BE BACK HOME TO MY WIFE AND JOJO SMELL YA LATER CIAO BBYGURL

>>1451660kukter owned by based bretgod

>>1451686

im not bretcuck, you normal sized moron.

canada sucks and that old lesbian needs to stop hating on everything.

i wish owen was still here and bret was the dead one.

at least owen was beloved, and bret wouldnt be running his mouth, tarnishing his career further each year.

Were still pretending it's the talents fault, not creative? Just making sure

Nobody watches tv in the us on the fourth of July.

>>1451427
Look at all the gay niggers.
Lolz.
Take yout gay porn fetish elsewhere this is a wrestling board.

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>>1451708

>Canada sucks

Or as I like to call it, Mexico North.

>>1450371
Never.

>High work ethic
>Safe worker
>Brings his A game for PPVs
>Good promo
>Can put him in movies
>Can use him in TV shows (Swerved, Total Divas)
>Handsome and cool appearance
>Can flip him heel immediately
>WWE has outright stated that they felt Dean and Seth were the most complete and ready-made whereas Roman was the greenest and thus could be molded to their liking

Dean (and Seth also much likely) is going to be with WWE for a long time.

This is actually a decent rating desu

>>1451834
>>Brings his A game for PPVs

I hope this isn't the case. Because if it is, his A-Game is fucking embarrassing.

>>1451863
>lowest rating in 20 years is "decent"

you Dean cucks are absolutely adorable

>an aversrage Roman raw gets low ratings
>Ratings don't matter d-deanetry fags!
>the fourth of July, dean isn't even in the main event RAW gets low ratings because it's a holiday.
>BWAHA! DEAN KEKS BTFO ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>1451834
>Ambroso
>Good promos
I honestly can't see how anyone could think that.

I NEED SOURCE SO I CAN LAUGH HARDER

>>1452114
Just Google it

Oh its true its damn true

>>1451730
Yes of course.
Why blame a group of people we don't know the names off for writing a god awful product when we can blame one guy?

Jesus fuck get the belt off him.

Funny how reddit aka dean fan club has no threads about this.

>>1452093
This desu senpai

>national holiday where festivities take place at night

What the fuck did you expect

>>1454780

didn't matter to every other Raw that fell on a holiday in the last 20 years

>>1450360

Top kek I pretty much called the 1.8 rating when the social outcasts came out. Wwe won't be around in 5 years if they keep this up.

JEEEEEEEEEEZUUSS

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