This roided up loser got black balled from the industry over

>>1450008
hey phil!!!

>>1450015
Hi Ryan, how's life on the unemployment line?
>>1450017
This makes no sense Ryan, I didn't make a thread about the GOAT CM Punk.

>>1450040
Shouldn't you be training for your match, Phillip?

>>1450047
Nobody wants that faggot to come back though.

>>1450056
Hey Ryan, what's going to be your next line of work now that no promotion is going to hire a mid-card jobber who wants to be paid like a top guy?

>>1450049
I would be but my back hurts ;_;

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Is that...IT IS!!!
WOW!
What's Ryan Reeves doing in the unemployment line???!!!

>>1450008
he's still technically under contact so it's not like he can do anything

The Bolshevik Guy

What did he post?

Life Values. What are Yours?
Many years ago in the beginning of my journey of self improvement I came along what I would call a golden nugget. A golden nugget is a piece of information in a book that I would retain and apply to my life. With every book I read or listen to if I just get one golden nugget the book was well worth my time. Even if you just read one book a year and got one golden nugget a year just think how that could positively affect your life if applied.
So this golden nugget I speak of came from a great Tony Robbins book called Unlimited Power. He spoke about something called Life Values. Essentially it is making a list or vision board of why we live our lives. Why do we wake up each and everyday and do what we do? Well if we have our life values in order we do the things we do to enhance our lives for ourselves and those around us. Many people have no clue why they do what they do and in that mindset you greatly increase your chances for making bad decisions or doing things that may not always be in your best interest. I write this to challenge you to sit down and write out your top 5 Life Values and than look at what you are doing and how you can improve the things in your life to line up accordingly with your 5 Life Values. They should rank with 1 being your absolute number 1 reason for living and go from there. So for example my number 1 Life Value is health because I cannot live the life I want to live without my health. The following list is my top 5 Life Values and why I do what I do in my life and I will briefly explain it to help you further understand.
1. Health
2. Happiness
3. Love
4. Money
5. Power
>cont'd

>>1450365
So as I explained above I can’t live the life I want to live without good health. Following health is happiness. What is the point of living an unhappy life? What we do should make us happy, the people around us should make us happy and the places we choose to go should make up happy. I don’t know about everyone else, but I don’t wake up to be miserable! Coming in at number 3 for me is Love. Love of oneself, family and friends. Love is the greatest most powerful form of energy in the universe I believe and for me you can have all the wealth and possessions in the world, but if you lack health, happiness and love what is the point? Number 4 for me is money because I truly believe we are meant to have whatever we want in life if we are willing to work for it and believe in it. The world we live in is built around money and it allows us to do and have the things we want. It helps us in emergencies and can help give our families better security. Number 5 for me is Power and when I say power it is power for good. To be able to influence people and the world you need a sense of power to spread your message and help add value to people’s lives. For me and what I am doing with my life money and power play an important role thus their positioning in my Life Values. I hope this has helped you and I look forward to hearing your Life Values, so go out and buy a vision board and write down your Life Values and start getting closer to your goals! #FeedMeMore

>>1450365
>>1450370
The roids have really fried this neanderthal's brain.

>>1450008
Hes retired. Im sure hes got a couple million in the bank from all those years at WWE. he'll be fine

>>1451270
Bullshit. If that were true, he wouldn't be whining about not getting paid like he thinks he should be.

>>1451270
>millions in the bank
>from being a wwe midcarder
loving every laugh

>>1451281
Ryback made millions from his massive merch sales, he is a confirmed millionaire

>>1451312
Confirmed by who? Some dweeb on a Chinese fingerprinting BBS site?

>>1451281
>>1451274
Rybacks salary alone was $700k/year. Thats not even counting PPV bonuses, media appearences and all his merch.

>>1451312
>>1451332
source?

>>1451332
Do you even know about road expenses and taxes you fucking unemployed child?

>>1451312
>>1451332
Sure thing Ryan.
When's your next match?

>>1450008
>WWE don't want him
>NJPW already has Meltzer-approved Michael Elgin as the intercontinental champ
>no indies are interested in hiring inferior Brian Cage
>UFC won't even consider roidheads
rycucks should help him set up a business or something. Jimmy Wang Yang has a pest control business after quitting WWE, maybe roidback can learn one thing or two from a fellow jobber

>>1451369
I don't believe that he has ever done roids.

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>>1451376

>>1451391
He says it's all hard work and unlimited energy. Let's take him for his word.

>>1451369
TNA might sign him

lol

>>1451399
I hope not.

>>1451399
good, so that he will be DELETED imminently

>>1451399
Sign him and job him out to Grado. Make it so Dixie.

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>>1450008

>>1451553
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kDO_oj93M0

>>1451558
lifting dead weight is heavier than lifting fucking weights that weigh the same, fuck that jew fat fuck heyman for sandbagging ryback

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>>1451558

>>1450008
>Today I sit and fly home and for the first time in years feel absolutely free.

really makes you think

http://thebigguyryback22.tumblr.com/post/143803724226/feed-me-more

>>1451574
Sure does.

>Hypocrit
>Whiner
>Coward
>Manlet
>Doesn't stop using HGH
>Pregnant
>Entitled brat
>Can't read
>Bald
>Pathetic quitter
>Most boring guy in any room at any time
>Hissy fit enthusiast
>Roid Man
>Test dodger
>HGH Belly
>Dangerous Worker
>Slaps his head to beat the demons out, just like Benoit
>All his matches are sloppy and riddled with botches
>Ultra-sensitive
>Tumblr feminist
>His belly is ready to pop at any second
>Faggot
>Likes traps
>Doesn't like women
>Zero coordination
>Prefers Roids to Breakfast
>HGH drips out of his mouth on every promo
>RVD Ripoff
>Never drew a penny
>Tragic non-steroid diet
>Potty mouth
>Brittle meat
>Failed to take the advice from the great CM Punk
>Hasn't taken a shower
>Hasn't hit the hospital for a checkup
>Hasn't got a clue
>My Chemical Hormone fan
>Wrote...he can't. Illiterate
>Desperate to be edgy. Fails miserably
>Drones on about being big, no one cares
>Thinks ripping off Goldberg is cool, it is not
>Mr. I steal moves
>HGH stolen from Arnold
>Adored by beta morons
>Jobs more than Ziggler
>Cried about Punk
>Cried about his little pecker
>Cried about Titus blacking him
>Cried about Vince
>Cried about his HGH dosage not being enough
>Cried about the doctors
>Cried about his salary
>Is the only person who sees talent in his jobbing
>Performs worst move set
>Booked as a monster and now losing to illegal immigrants on the daily
>Most laughable failure in WWE history

>>1451576
>I will start by saying I did request to be taken off of WWE television until myself and Vince could get a yes or no on a new deal.

what did he mean by this?

>>1451578
It means the dipshit thinks he should be paid like John Cena instead of like the jobber he is.

>>1451579
>This has been going on since my IC Title run and had been nothing but a major strain on my life as all I ever wanted to do was work for WWE.

what went wrong?

>>1451581
WWE is a pretty terrible place to work unless you're one of the chosen goldenboys.

>>1451576
>manlet
>6'3

>>1451655
manlet cutoff for summer 2016 is 6'5

>>1451590
sure it sucks not getting to be chosen goldenboys. but there's at least a dozen who could've receive a better treatment than ryback, but persevere nonetheless. ryder being the prime example was doomed to be a jobber, but hey, sometimes vince fell asleep during booking session.

>>1450008
>not realizing all athletes use steroids

>>1451396

Wrestlers are carnies, through and through. Are you going to take a carny at their word?

>>1451558
Wow. This is fucking pathetic.

>>1451558
Jesus, what a fucking pussy

>>1451563
>>1451553
Gorillaposter-kun is that you? I missed you.

>>1450008
He's still under contract with WWE so he can't wrestle for now

Roidberg at it again

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>>1450305

>>1453127
Could he ever?

>>1453466
No compete clause.

>>1450305
HE'S GOING STRAIGHT FOR THE MCDONALD'S APPLICATION, MAGGLE!

>>1453470
Well, that went over your head.

>>1451704
>Wrestlers are carnies
They're performance artists and celebrities. The beginners contract pays more than a corporate job at WWE.

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What's Bryan Leaves doing in the Impact Zone!?

>>1453127
Cant WWE force him to wrestle and job to build talent like Titus is doing?

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>>1453624

If Vince is petty enough to have Titus job in front of his family and on a July 4th episode of Raw for the us title after Titus groped him, hes petty enough to have Ryback sit out the remainder of his contract after his whole tumblr rant.

Based Vince giving no fucks.

Or Ryback might be sitting out while his ear and nose surgeries heal.

Its probably Vince being petty.

>>1453624

Generally they don't want people to wrestle when they're planning to let them go because if they get injured it's WWE's problem until they're healthy again.

>>1453631
But they got Barret to job the instant he got healthy.

btw when does his contract expires? Maybe they will job Ryback before he leaves.

>>1453631

Wwe isnt releasing Ryback. He pulled a Rosa Mendes and got pregnant before getting the pink slip.

Hes sticking around for at least another year.

>>1453642

I know they're not releasing him, they're just letting his contract expire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mq4P9Gl7ZMI

>>1454207
kek

>>1454207
LOL

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>>1451402
>he doesn't want to see Babby "Bathturd" Lashley vs The Large Guy

>>1450008
WAKE UP
I'M RYAN "THE MASTER OF THE FEED ME MORE" REEVES
ALSO KNOWN AS THE DUMB AS FUCK, FUTURE ENDEAVORED MID-CARD JOBBER FOR LIFE

>>1454309
>>1454889
>>1454900

"Hey guys! I found this funny! LOL!!"

>>1456321
Hey Ryan, if this triggered you so much, why don't you write a blog about it on Tumblr?

>>1456466
>Hey Ryan

Unoriginal.

>>1456022

> DUMB AS FUCK

Why do CM Cuck fans always quote him to insult wrestlers? Dumb As Fuck Ryback, Make Roman Look Strong, Doofus Son in Law

>>1450008
Seriously though, did he do anything after he left WWE? Like an interview, or an indie show?

>>1459805
He's still under contract, but seriously, who is gonna hire a jobber who thinks he should be paid like a top guy?

>>1459813

Almost every Indie would hire an Ex WWE guy just for the publicity alone, look at Sandow who was the jobbiest of the jobbers.

If you think he won't have indies lining up to take him you're thinking they would have standards which they don't.

>>1459816
But Sandow isn't whining like a faggot about not being paid like John Cena.

Why are we still talking about this roidmonkey?

Did you guys have this big of a boner for Chris Masters?

>>1450008
Stop hating on Ryback, this guy went through some serious injuries in his career.

>>1459819
Doesn't change the fact that all he was good for is being a jobber, if he had the same exact career as Slater right now then no one would care.

My point was that indies would hire anyone from WWE regardless of fame or infamy, I didn't talk about the issue Ryback had with money but if you want to bring it up I doubt Ryback will go to any indie for now willingly mostly due to the fact that he won't be paid WWE money. I feel he's just done with wrestling for the time.

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>>1459816
What if Sandow enters the Broken Matt angle

What would he do

>>1459843
That's my point. Nobody is gonna pay this dipshit the money he thinks he's worth.

>>1459847
Broken Mattdow

>>1459851
That's why I think he won't wrestle Indies, but it doesn't stop them from actually trying to give him an offer, I'd bet TNA would step in with a huge offer which is something they always seem to do.

>>1459866
Broken Matt on the riding lawnmower and Sandow mowing the same shit 10 steps behind him

>>1459869
I'd pay money to watch Ryan get jobbed out to Grado on a regular basis. The anger from the Roidbotch fans on here would be glorious.

>>1459877
Most ex WWE guys are given top spots in TNA, so it won't happen.

>>1459890
Well, most of the guys were actually worth a shit too.

i liked ryback in 2 instances, his survivor series decision raw ep, and the milf promo he did on hospital bed.
him with axel was nice to see but then he jobbed him out for no reason, at least stick up for yourself and say naw.
that being said, he's a big ball of mediocrity that will probably not get a proper push even outside of wwe. he could work conceptually, but i highly doubt it'd ever happen

>>1459895
>Well, most of the guys were actually worth a shit too.

Tyrus sucks and they put him with EC3, their inring value doesn't mean shit, it's more of the size of the name (even then it could bet the name of the company they left) to them.

>>1459906
They also have a thin roster and last time I checked, Tyrus wasn't main eventing or holding a title.

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>>1459872
Sandow in those electric kid sized cars following behind him.

>>1459909

He was put with their undefeated golden boy as his body guard, it's a really good spot for many people and EC3 worked well with him. It's not a title shot but it was still a trusted pairing.

>>1459816
Difference is that people actually like Sandow and Cody Rhodes while people don't give a shit about Ryback, so any big indie feds like ROH, Chikara or PWG wont go for him. He doesn't have the athleticism of an indie guy like Cody or Sandow and he doesn't have the charisma or the notoriety like Hornswaggle.
Small indie feds might hire him, but he's too much of a fucking crybaby to wrestle some bumfuck indie fed when he didn't like his WWE paycheck.

He's sorta damned either way. WWE doesn't want to pay him what he's asking for and if he takes a huge payday in the indies everyone will see him as a hypocrite.

>>1459816
Wait what about Sandow?

>>1460425
He was an overrated loser.

>>1460455
No i mean where is he now?

>>1460457
In irrelevance

Lol cm punk fans eternally triggered by the based guy

>>1460461
see
>>1459816
>every Indie would hire
>Sandow who was the jobbiest of the jobbers

>every Indie

>>1459816
>/wwe/ shitters acting like they know shit about the indies

Funny every time.

>>1450008
How can someone so big be such a whiny, insecure faggot? He has a little dick, doesn't he?

>>1451334
Hes still living well.

>>1461818
HI Ryan, you sure are up early today or have you just not gone to sleep yet?

>>1450008
He looks like he eats roids for breakfast.

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>>1461259
> triggered outlaw wrestling aficionado

>>1461187

What's your point, every indie WOULD like a WWE guy, what says that he wants to even keep wrestling. Maybe he doesn't want to. I know he did some signings.

>>1461259
>"I know more indie wrestling than you do faggot"

Cool, you want some kind of trophy for that? I don't care you watch shitty 480p footage from 2 nobodies lunging themselves outside the ring. Indies need famous names, otherwise their only purpose is to bungee names onto bigger and better things.

>>1462817
If they are still lined up to sign him, he is not exactly irrelevant, then.

>>1462815
>hatposting

You might as well have just typed "I'm BTFO" and saved yourself the time

>>1462821
You seem awful pissy for somebody who claims not to care.

>a wrestler has to be "famous" so I know I'm allowed to like them

What a fuckin' mark. Do you let Mr. McMahon dictate all of your opinions?

>>1466773
>Do you let Mr. McMahon dictate all of your opinions?
I wish I had that kind of access.
I don't even know his stance on half my opinions.

>>1467171
So is this, like, supposed to be a comeback? Or something?

>>1462821
Typical Stamford Wife upset at the very idea that someone would enjoy other promotions and not eat the shit that Vince shovels them every week.

>>1450008
>Punk quits and two years later people still can't stop talking about him
>Ryan quits and is forgotten about in 2 days

el o el

>>1470096

People constantly make fun of Ryback here as they do Phil

You're retarded if you didn't notice this.

Spelling out el o el also helps me figure out you're a neckbeard. Congrats.

>>1470125
As if /asp/ and it's 30 posters mean shit. People still chant CM PUNK at shows, nobody chants Ryback anywhere. Stay butt-blasted, Ryan!

>>1470133
They barely ever chant Punk anymore, you're stuck in 2014

>>1470139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5PSoZjzg2Q
Denial ain't just the name of a river.

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>>1470145
CM Punk chanting became a meme but isn't anything like it was in 2014.

>Denial ain't just the name of a river.

Neckbeard alert.

>>1470139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLA-9bhjIAo

>>1470148
Stupid frogposter

>>1450008
>making this post daily
i bet a bodybuilder fucked your gf

>>1470145
>barely
I think only happening when Vince shows up live in Chicago still counts as barely.

>>1470152
>Daily

This is a week old thread lad.

>>1470152
>daily
>thread created 6 days ago

You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

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>>1470156

>>1459816
>smarks hate ryback
>shows made specifically for smarks will automatically go after ryback

He's literally going nowhere near the actual orgs in which he can make ANY money or selling enough merch on his own to do that.

>>1470270
Smarks love Ryback though, you fucking idiot

>>1470168
Dumb as fuck, just like your roided up hero.

Looking through these posts and I can honestly say that I find it amazing that Ryan can rub enough brain cells together in order to navigate the internet.

>>1470309
Lol no.

Ryback had to mock Punk in order to get any reaction.

>>1471632
And that lasted for about a week before people forgot about him again.

Ryback isn't blacklisted, he's still on contract with wwe. Vince doesn't want to let him go but he also wants to underpay him.

>well paid for having little talent
>makes rant, gets cucked

is there scientific proof that taking peds makes you autistic?

you blew it ryback.

>>1475249
>underpay

He's a glorified jobber, why should he be paid more than he already is?

>>1475249

Vince definitely wants him gone, even Titus came back after laying hands on Vince, Crybotch is gone as soon as his contract times out.

>>1475249
He was apparently going an operation. As soon as he is cleared its back to jobbing (Like they did with Barret)

>>1475459
The only way that happens is if Rycuck comes to his senses and realizes he'll never be paid like a top guy. All those roids have damaged the few brain cells he had, so that will never happen.

>>1475418
vince likes titus you idiot

if he doesnt like someone they'll be gone like sandow

>>1476628
>vince likes titus

That's impossible. Everyone knows that Vince is racist and is the leader of his local Ku Klux Klan chapter.

>>1476645

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=alTygCsYDi4

Titus got a 60 day suspension for this, after some other higher ups convinced him not to fire him.

>>1476700
>daniel bryans retirement
>goofing around on CAMERA with the BOSS

>>1476700
Vince should have fired the dumb nigger.

>>1450008
Hes not allowed to work for 90 days after violating his contract

>>1477030
>after violating his contract
What?

Man, Lesnar getting popped is probably going to put Vince on a war path. Cryback better stay home because I'm sure he'll get more than a few wellness policy violations if he doesn't.

>>1478971
Ryback is natty

>>1478973

The only natty injection he gets is cocks in his ass.

>>1477030
Stupid faggot.

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>>1450008
DA BIG GUY!

>>1479912
DA TUMBLR GUY!

This thread will never die

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>>1481460
Phil bumps it every 4 hours

>>1481460

Unlike Crybotch's career.

>>1481553
He has a book coming out soon. Do you?

>>1481460
This thread has staying power and won't gas out like Ryan does.

>>1482328
I don't need to come out let alone write about book about it.

>>1450008

Hey Phil!

Nice for you to check in with Ryback. But he had to undergo nose surgery so he's on the shelf for awhile. He isn't being black balled anywhere.

Good luck on your MMA career!

>>1486191
This was a good one.

>>1450008
Literally who?

>>1486733
Don't worry about it. He was never important.

Cryback was the Jannetty of his own career.

>>1479912
DA ROID GUY!

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And for the first pick in the 2016 WWE Draft, the unemployment line picks.....Ryan "The Roid Guy" Reeves!

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>>1491451
>Well first of all I’m not happy to be drafted 17th in the sixth round. I had a feeling I should have been drafted a little higher, hoping to be at least top 10. Just looking at the rosters, and what the GM's talked about, and how SD was going to be the wrestling show, all about the in-ring product, all about the the superstars, not necessarily about the GM's and all that drama. I feel I would have been a better fit for SD, but just like my career here so far there always stumble blocks I have to overcome.

Looks the unemployment line just got their 2nd pick.

>>1491451
https://twitter.com/Ryback22/status/755536627288514560
https://twitter.com/Ryback22/status/755536937700556801

>>1493260
I'm never watching WWE ever again

>>1493260
If that faggot still wants to be paid like Cena, nobody is gonna hire him.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIEfiNIgUS1/
KEK

>>1493269
Not even Dixie Carter?

>>1450040

Hello Phillip, how is training for your MMA fight coming? I hope this time you actually have the stones to go in there and ACTUALLY fight. It's been almost 2 years now! Brock hadn't fought in 5 years and even he got in there before you!

>>1493279
And Brock was also roided up like crazy.

>>1493276
not even adam blampied

He's not blackballed he just thinks he's worth way more than he actually is

He's not a draw and he's not a good workhorse

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>yfw when Rycuck goes into MMA and gets knocked the fuck out with the first punch

>>1494014
that's literally what Punk did and what will happen to him

>>1494017
Naw, he'll probably go the distance and lose by decision.

>>1479912
DA MEME GUY

>>1493255
Hardly. Cesaro just delivered a great promo. He didn't post from the communist manifesto on his tumblr blog like Rycuck did.

>>1494147
>great promo

He shit all over the company and more importantly the ubercunt.

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el hombre grande will soon be free

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>>1494425