>This is the remaining gasoline from my earlier landscaping

He used a gas powered lawnmower to ruin Brother Nero's carefully cut lawn.

The absolute madman!

>>1449809
"This is all the gas that is left from when I ran the lawn mower earlier."

All that hype for nothing. It was shit.

>>1449829
this tbqhfam. The hologram drones and the violin made me chuckle, though.

>>1449829
Delete yourself

>>1449854
BROTHER NERO
N
E
R
O

Amirite???

>>1449829
>>1449833
*downvote*

>>1449809
WE MUST
R
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>>1449818
you have no idea how badly i kek'd watching that.

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>This is the average wooo mod's attempt at insulting someone

Just re-watched and noticed in the final shot the referee is just sitting down on the dirt. Holy shit.

>>1450173
That final shot was probably inspired by some 1700's Baroque painting. I'd really mark out hard if this was true.

>>1450138
WE MUST RETIRE TO THE SANCTIMONY OF OUR GERANIUMS

>>1450172
Spardot is a girl?

>>1450172
but spardot is a fat ass tho

>>1449833
>He didn't like the wonderful xylophone
>He didn't like the DILAPIDATED BOAT
>He didn't like Señor Benjamin's heroic sacrifice

>>1450195
Read the tweet at the bottom, that's a mod for wew who actually thought that sounded good

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>>1450196
>>He didn't like Señor Benjamin's heroic sacrifice

>>1450198
F

>>1450198
F

;_;7

>>1450172
Matt is thinner and in better shape than any of thosr shitters

Matt and Jeff pretty smart though

Bought land in the middle of nowhere NC and built on it, probably saved them a bundle and now they got all that space to play with

Beats city living by a mile

>>1450212
Thought that was their daddy's land

>>1449809
He meant that it takes a lot of fuel.. to delete... a BROTHER NERO

>>1450216
Is it? Didn't know that

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I really can't think of another wrestler who has gone through a complete reinvention of their character quite like Matt Hardy.

Not even memeing, I think this actually makes Matt stand out rather than "Jeff's brother".

Matt is actually pretty good at making engaging characters when he's not on the shadow of BROTHER NERO. His Mattitude V1 gimmick was fucking amazing, and in the final days of WWE ECW, he was king there and it was surprisingly decent. Also, he did pretty good feuding with CM Punk as proxy for Jeff over his drugs problems.

https://twitter.com/MATTHARDYBRAND?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor

Whew.

>>1450219

You realize his most famous angle is literally being cucked by Edge

>>1450232
This Brother Nero stuff already overshadowed that by a huge margin, bruv.

>>1450228
I am in the minority, but I actually liekd the stupid MVP challenges

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>A DILAPIDATED BOAT

>>1450172
Reminder that mentioning this to Swerveface triggers the everloving shit out of him

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why is this shit more intriguing than 99% of what WWE spew out today?

>>1450293
because it was an actual spectacle

>>1450293
>They're gonna have The New Day fight The Wyatts in the woods because of this angle
bravo vincent

>>1450296
Oh how the tables have turned.

jeff hardy has been deleted and matt is running his social media

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHhv64Pgfeg/

>>1450302
why's he chomping at the air so much?

>>1450302
Now that's dedication towards kayfabe.

>>1450278
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

THANK GOD

https://twitter.com/EricVanWagenen/status/750533213739622400
https://twitter.com/EricVanWagenen/status/750769343395278848
absolute state of this LU exec

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>Okay you guys, see how they're fighting with fireworks in the forest, you see the boat right?
>Yes Vince.
>Okay well I want you guys to fight in that fucking big ass wrestling shed with the ring you've used for a couple promos
>Sure Vince
>Then I want you to call Big E 'Brother Negro' and feed him to that fat kid from Tough Enough dressed like an Alligator because he's "ZZ THE SWAMP LORD"
>Okay Vince

>>1450330
>Brother Negro.
I chuckled.

>>1450328
The TNA guys on twitter are also reacting to this poorly

They're in awe of it like everyone else and acting like they're not involved
But they need to try to get close to that level of engaging storytelling because Matt Hardy cannot support the entire company like Atlas and the Earth. Everyone else on that tiny little roster needs to step up their game

Dixie and Mike Bennet were in two separate segments on the show yesterday. This is not good

just watched this... what a fucking joke. i would rather watch Cena win 10 more titles than watch this shit again

>>1450443
Hello Robert Rodriguez

>>1450455
>watching Autism: The Wrestling Angle
>fun

Pick one

Fun fact: there has been more posts about the final deletion post-Impact Wrestling than posts in the wwe general after last RAW.

Broken Matt Hardy is so fucking annoying. Holy ungodly fuck...

>>1450512
Fun fact: There are more threads and posts about diva farts and cartoons than either TNA: Autism or RAW is Roids.

>>1450526
Autism is running wild brother.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gc7tytrGoDM

>>1450293
because it was fun
WWE isnt fun anymore

>>1450443
>He's a smark
>He watches all of his wrestling for free
>He takes his fake fights VERY seriously

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Anyone buying this

>>1450330
>brother negro
Topkek

>>1450628
Vince won't like this

do u guys want a skype/kik group?

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>>1450193
BROTHER NERO!

>>1450278
>>1450293
Praise Jesus!

>>1450860
Vince is geriatric and can't even change his suits on his own, he'll do nothing. JeriGOAT even posted pictures of him and Benoit on his Facebook. Vince won't do shit.

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Based Broken Matt is the best thing to happen to wrestling this decade. I haven't quoted a wrestler so much since late 90's Austin.

The Hardy's have stolen MOTY from Nakamura and Zayn.

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This whole thing is pure gonzo WCW era booking - it's something so scripted, so over booked, that it's something wrestling fans have missed for years, when it used to happen on a week to week basis back in the 90's

Anyone want a kik group ?

>>1450968
kys

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>>1450330
BROTHER NEGRO

>>1450968
You sound like a desperate gay

>/asp/ marking out for Matt's over the top bullshit shenanigans
>still hates the Young Bucks for their over the top bullshit shenanigans
Explain this shit

>>1450968
Gain height nerofag

>>1451055
The Hardy's shenanigans is legit and funny.
Young Bucks' shenanigans is fake and cringe.

>>1451055
>Young Bucks

Literally who

What's next for the GOAT gardner/manservant now that he's not dead?

The world needs a Matt & Senõr Benjamin tag team.

>>1450798
yes mr hardy

TNA should release a dvd that is entirely of Broken Matt Hardy segments and interviews

>>1451062
This is some kind of bizarre double-worked mark right here.

I just watched this.

Shit like this is why I love wrestling. It's like lucha underground times a hundred on the batshit insanity meter.

>>1450238
>minority

Everybody loved the Matt/MVP even back while it was happening.

>>1449809
He's referencing when he burnt down Brother Nero's house.

18+ all around

A dilapidated boat!

>>1450966

Yeah. This sort of lunacy is good in rare doses. On a week to week basis TNA needs to get their Standard Wrestling shit together, because this sort of thing can't carry them consistently.

Of all the times for Taimapedia to stop working, why now? The Adventures of Brother Nero and Big Money Matt are worthy of their own page.

>Jeff is now Matt's Janetty
Who saw that one coming

>>1453626

BROTHER JEFFETTY