MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #4

First for BMJ memes

>>1443527
kys Dean mark

Why is the bullet club called the club?

>>1443625
>not marking for dean
reddit is over there pal

>instead of a match, it's a Cena talks for 20 minutes promo
>why aren't you excited?

The crowd is fucking shit

>>1443527
stop taking your trip off you fucking idiot >>1443631

>>1443527
Can't even get the game thread number right. Dirty deed urself my man

>dead silence
Cenafags will defend this.

NO POP FOR THE CLUB

ONLY CENA AND ZIGGLER HAVE GOTTEN A POP

FUCK THIS CROWD

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>CENA RAGGING ON DEANETTY AND JASTHY FOR GETTING 0 POP

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HOLY SHIT

FUCKING BURIED

BASED FUCKING CENA

AHAHAHAH DEANETTY AND JASETHY RIP IN PISS LMFAO

>>1443621
damn.... really makes you think..

The Weeb Club

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>when you carry the company for more than a decade until some young, promising talent can take the mantle from you
>WWE gives it to Rollins
>fails
>WWE gives it to Reigns
>fails
>WWE gives it to Ambrose
>fails

>Cena'sfw he has to watch the shieIdetty's kill his show

>the state of this crowd

Not even Cena and the Weebs can get them hype

If the Usos come out this is trash

Does anyone else has a boner everytime AJ appears?

He is so qt, no homo

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how can Cena be so fucking based?

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>AJ on mic

did cena just bury ambrose by calling out this shitty crowd???

>State of deanetty when he's the first guy to draw 1.x ratings

>The Anime Club

>the state of this crowd
Also this AJ promo is pretty good

AJ dropping a pipe bomb!!!

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>>1443654
Cena got a huge pop. Just bear your face.

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>when the Shield drops your whole clan
>lays the ratings down for the 3 second tap

>>>>re-using the epic meta bury line

C
R
I
N
G
E

>"Bring out the shovel and try to bury me."

What did he mean by this?

HOW DOES BMJ STILL DO IT?

So Cena is actually Haitch?

This is starting to get a little too real now...

>le bury line

cringe

Finn Balor coming through.

Damn, Gallows really hit the tanning bed. You can barely even see his tattoos now.

Hehehehe he said berried xD

>>1443667
THE GRAVE COMMUNITY?!

>>1443652
are you implying Cena has ever allowed any new talent to go over him? Super Cena has killed every rising star's momentum as soon as they get started. Shield only got a little farther because Cena was injured and couldn't bury them properly

>>1443667
CUT THE FEED

Post what you think the RECORD LOW RATINGS final number will be.

AJ is the fucking worst talker in history

>>1443679
1.7

>tfw just woke up at 10pm

>WE GONNA BEAT YOU UP EVERY DAY!

Are they bullies?

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>>1443676
>are you implying Cena has ever allowed any new talent to go over him? Super Cena has killed every rising star's momentum as soon as they get started. Shield only got a little farther because Cena was injured and couldn't bury them properly

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>The Shield
>The Club
>The Boss
>The Guy
>The Woman
>The Man
>The Vaudevillains
>The Architect
>The New Day

>>1443673
it's spray tan have sex

>>1443683
True American Spirit right there

>Luke Gallows is only 32

So, guys what are you going to do next week?

>>1443683
The BULLY Club????

BULLY CLUB

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>hot asian wife

This is actually pretty funny.

>with my hot asian wife

oh god my sides

>this promo

This is fucking awful.

HOT
ASIAN
WIFE
BASED MACHINE GUN SAVING IT

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>>1443676
what's the point of shitposting like this?

>this promo

im fucking laughing real fucking hard right now

>Cena v. Club is 100x more over than Shield fighitng

Are the Club weebs?

HOT ASIAN WIFE

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>I'm an AJ Styles fan

The last digits will be the ratings numbers for tonight.

Turning AJ heel was probably the best idea they've had all year

B I G
A
L
L
S

HOT ASIAN WIFE

H O T
A S I A N
W I F E

>Hot Asian wife

What did he mean by this

>hot asian wife

Well, the promo started off promising, then just spiraled into some cringworthy comedy skit.

Oh my fucking god never speak again

RANDY ORTON

HOT ASIAN WAIFU

This promo is cringe as fuck

IF

YA

SMELL

>>1443703

RIP

>>1443700
Nah that's Kenny Omega, by and far.

>#hotasianwife

kek based machine gun

and then they gang up on Cena

who could have seen this coming? The odds are really stacked against him!

how can they earn record profits with record-low ratings?

karl is too based. he needs more mic time

Pretty good segment desu

anyone have pics of his wife

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>hot asian wife

What did he mean by this?

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#HOTASIANWIFE

Where's a picture of the hot Asian wife?

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>hot Asian wife

Holy fuck that promo started off so slow and shitty. AJ had terrible delivery getting to the punch-line.
Decent when they got there, tho

>>1443715
WHAT

MY

COCK

Where is Randy Orton?

He's right you know

>>1443702
Someone needs to tell him AJ doesn't have a bowl cut.

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Why isn't Bullet Becky out there with her new friends?

>>1443704
Yeah.

He was okay as a face but as a heel he is great.

>John Cena's little buddies are ENZO AMORE AND BIG CASS
what

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>this fucking heat

is Cena the GOAT?

why

>the memers come out
NO

BIG CASS BIG PUSH COMING

Are we watching a house show?

>le random faces save Cena

NOW LISTEN UP PLAYA

WE GONNA HAVE US A 6 MAN TAG MATCH TONIGHT

Pics of his hot asian wife?

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LOL THESE JOBBERS ARE THE SAVE

>Team of Cena and Big Cass
Vince is injecting HGH into his cock right now and using it to start fires

Enzo is taller than Cena

How you doin? Couple hatahs.

>Enzo and Cass save Cena
>Play Cena's music

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>Enzo and Cass are the new Usos for John Cena

>enzo and cass

disgusting

>Perfect rescue set-up
HERE COMES KURT ANGLE
>Enzo and Cass
Haha, fuck this.

BROTHER NEGRO FUCKING THE HOT ASIAN WIFE WHEN?

>Cena tags with 'zo and Cass
>Turns back into the Dr. of Thuganomics

How hard would you mark?

This JBL explanation
Holy shit

>>1443728
Nah, his delivery's just a bit on the slow side compared to the average "good promo" like Hogan, Rock or Cena where they are just faster paced. You just gotta get used to the different pace.

>enzo and cass do everything
>Cena's music start playing
why?

mark henry hasn't retired yet?

Who will be the next former SD manager to come out?

>>1443730

This is the problem. Where the fuck is he? Not like he can turn this shit-fest around though.

Enzo and Cass was the best they could think?
Damn it

>Kane
>From Hell
>Team USA

wut?

New Day is going to get the biggest pop of the night

>Cena no-selling that beating as soon as Enzo and Cass show up

Kek

CALL TO ME CALL TO ME

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>it's a cena leeching off whoever gets the biggest crowd pop episode

>>1443760
Paul Heyman

>>1443767
actually kill yourself.

>>1443760
WOO WOO WOO!

>>1443757
It's nothing to do with pace, it's an entirely separate matter, even. And he has had good delivery in the past, it just wasn't there tonight.
I think it was the really embarrassing, ham-fisted inside "smart" references.
Saying bury was fun once, but it was just wedged in there nonsensically and really turned me off it.

>>1443745
He's at least 6 inches shorter than Cena

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

>>1443765
the only thing that he sells is merchandising

>summer rae on tv again

but why lads? por que? n-nani?

>>1443769
He's not wrong tho

>Usos show up to help Roman
>Memezo and Big Meme are Cena's back-up

>>1443763
USA confirmed for literally Hell

From 0 to 10, how high are the chances for Anderson to have a solo run with WWE championship at least once? He is pretty based.

>>1443777
kys ok

>The three wiggers are together.

This makes sense.

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>>1443767
>it's a NXMemers leeching off of Big Pops John episode

>>1443760
Based Excuse ME!!!
Milffy McMilf

>>1443733
>ruining based Anderson/Gallows with Lass Jobber

Fuck off. Club is already treading water, they don't need Becky to sink the ship.

>>1443769

But he's right.

>>1443776

Becketty needs someone she can legitimately beat.

>>1443772
That I can see. Though the latter part of it was better though.

>>1443776
I like Summer Rae desu
Sad to see the state of here

Jack swagger will come in and single handedly win the match for team USA. screen cap this

>>1443765
This lol

>>1443784
She was here tonight.

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>still no randy

>>1443780
Zero. Literal, stone-cold, flat-out zero.

>>1443793
did they?

>>1443778
>when a tag team is so stale and dead, they are downgraded to mere backup for a big star

Enzo and Cass v. Club feud where Enzo spouts cliche anime phrases to mock them when

>>1443785

The Club need a female member 2bh. Throw Tamina in there.

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>>1443796
dunno

>>1443780
Goose egg.

>>1443793
Save that hot bod for Summer Slam.
edging that.

Remember when Cryme Tyme became Cena's stormtroopers for a while for no reason? Remember when John Cena was Zack Snyder's best friend for a month so he could snuff out his overness and steal his girlfriend?

>>1443793
cute :3c

Wow WWE is so fucking shit

>>1443782
Cena hasn't been a wigger in years

Becky's by far the best female wrestler on the main roster. Doesn't make occasional botches like Sasha but also isn't just green as fuck in delivery like Charlotte. Sure Becky's not the best promo in the world, but unlike all the other girls who are also kinda lacking promos Becky at least has a cutesy charm.

weren't this guys dead or something?

SHINING
T
A
R
S

>>1443806
>Wow WWE is so fucking shit

what did he mean by this

What does Summer Rae's butthole smell like?

For the people asking for a pic of Karl's #hotasianwife
https://twitter.com/KarlAndersonWWE/status/735985887545171969

Becky no more pop lynch

>>1443804
>Zach Snyder

Holy fuck they're still alive?!

>>1443781
>>1443769

Hi John

>Becky
RECORD LOW RATINGS

>Becketty

>>1443804
Cena is responsible for how shitty the DC movie universe is too?

They invited me to Puerto Rico again. THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS

>Zero pop for Beckyetty

Whose dick does she have to suck to get over?

>>1443816
Oh shit, my /co/ is showing.

>>1443806

yes

Becky is one of the probably 6 wrestlers with pyro in their entrance. Why?

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>ANOTHER PISS BREAK

Ratings are rekt

Oh shit Becky still alive

>>1443814
ehhhh He's probably fucked better in Japan

Puerto Rico is a real shithole, Maggle

>>1443808
>being the best by virtue of being average
>the state of women's wrestling

>>1443813
Charlotte's breath

>>1443814
Well... The important thing is, he finds her beautiful.

Where's BIG BOOTY MAMI

why does she have orange hair

>>1443813
Summer rays

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>ZERO REACTION FOR BECKY

Wow, she's so over, guys...

>>1443813
>>1443834
Hot desu

What a fucking miss on that enziguri

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NEED

>Becky "no pop" Lynch despite being the only face in the division

Bayley when?

>>1443829
Have sex, with me :3

I wanna see Summer Rae get BLACKED

>>1443834
KEK

>>1443824
Haitch

Who is uglier? Becky or Sasha?

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I just saw a TV ad for a Stage where People kill themselves

What the Fuck happened to this World

i can hear a pin drop

also look at the top of summers head lmao

>>1443844
THICC

>>1443785
>treading water

They're like top 5 in the company right now senpai

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>>1443814

>>1443846
i want sex too

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>>1443850

>>1443846
BEATO SIGHTING

>>1443850
They're both pretty shit.

Becketty is the female version of deanetty, those moves she does in her entrance and her theme song are literally redd.it

THAT BOTCH

>>1443814
Meh

Becky and Paige got so fat.

What are they feeding these women?

BOTCH

>>1443846
i want sex t2

>>1443862
sasha is worse

Jesus christ end this match

>>1443844
She needs to watch her diet.

WHY IS SUMMER RAE A WRESTLER FOR FUCK'S SAKE

>>1443846
LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

Summer Rae is hot, but holy shit, she can't perform.

That slap on the ground.

Inb4 Natty interference

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TO BREED

How was the botch?

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>Ratings
>Mattering today
They expect families to be out watching fireworks and shit.

>That Autistic scream

>>1443686
>The Game

>>1443874
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH BOTCH

WOMENS WRESTLING CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP

WOMENS WRESTLING
WOMENS WRESTLING

OH SHIT IS POTATO DEAD?

It always seems like women are doing moves in slow motion. Is it because they are afraid of actually hitting each other?

Angle isn't turning up is he.

Kek Summer almost broke Becketty's neck botching a suplex.

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>>1443874
Stop lying to yourself.

BOTCH A MANIA

* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP *

BOTCH A MANIA

* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP *

BOTCH A MANIA

* CLAP CLAP CLAPCLAPCLAP *

>>1443875
>Summer Rae is hot

No she isn't.

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>>1443804
YOU SON OF A BITCH!

>>1443878
Whered u get that from

>>1443686
>The Dude

Is Kalisto Mexican?

>Kalisto and Del Rio in the same team
>Zayn and KO too

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>>1443856
>he has 3 Supreme Gentlemen

you fucked up Karl

>>1443900
Nah he is a spic. He is born in Chicago

Donald Trump should have made an appearance tonight.

For an America Day episode, there's been an awful lot of Spanish.

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>>1443860
>tfw wrapping xmas presents for your kids with your hot asian wife

>>1443902
Strapping young lads!

BASED SPICS AND JERIGOAT

Why are they mixing heels and faces?

just compare the teams holy shit

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>>1443896
/bex/

>Jericho speaking Spanish

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST OWENS LOOKS LIKE HE GOT FATTER

SCREW IT

PUT THE SCRAP ON JERICHO

GIVE HIM ONE LAST RUN

RATINGS WILL BE AT 4.0

Why are they speaking in their languages?

>6 of them just going off in spanish

>>1443892
>Can't even grow a proper beard

lmao what a faggot

>diveristy
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>mfw team stupid idiot squashes team usa

how are these teams even fair?

Team USA better come out first and put up a wall at the entrance,

>Lets show them what America is all about
Fucking Cesaro

>que carajo

I love Del Rio

OY VEY DIVERSITY

>>1443917
>DUDE FOREIGNERS ARE BAD LMAO

>>1443900
Neither Lucha Dragon is. Kalisto's from Chicago and Sin Cara is Texan.

>>1443917
WHAT A DIVERSE GROUP MAGGLE

>>1443915
He ate everything in that food fight

Well that was my highlight of the night

>Cesaro is on the anti-American team
>was once part of the "Real Americans" team

WWE pls...

>Women's Division
>Charlotte, probably the best performer right now because of experience but is getting stale
>Sasha, who is a good trash talker but is overrated and too predictable
>Becky, who WWE is misbooked like hell and is not ready
>Paige, who has a lot of potential but has been lazy for the last shit
>Nattie, who is a good enough performer but whose character is now seen as weak and worthless
>Dana, whose not ready and cannot perform
>A bunch of jobbers (Dana, Naomi, Alicia)

Its amazing how dead this division is from last year with AJ Lee, and the Bellas.

>sami killing this good segment with his complete lack of charisma

fuck you

>KO beats sami zayn
>Del rio beats kalisto
>memesaro fights with jerigoat and sheamus
>Sin cara is the only left and they lose

>>1443925
This lol hes from fucking switzerland

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>>1443904

>>1443934
Where the fuck is Nikki anyways?
Been forever.

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>>1443888

>Zayn with his shitty Spanish
I miss El Generico.

>>1443934
if you put naomi on TV every week and give her a nice costume ratings would sky rocket

>Cesaro

The man is a botch machine every time he talks.

>>1443925
That's what it was meant to be you stupid idiot. America is about diversity. They are diverse.

why isn't Rusev on anti-America team? That was his whole gimmick.

>>1443940
The Bellas retired. Nikki because of a BROKEN FREAKIN NECK and Brie so that she could get impregnated by Dbry

>>1443940
she has a broken freakin neck

>>1443940
Training with the GOAT Bryan Danielson in order to become a technical goddess.

>>1443943
To bad he's in a better place...IN HELL!

>>1443940

Her neck is rekt.

>>1443934
>>Sasha, who is a good trash talker but is overrated and too predictable
>GOOD TALKER
>GOOD
KEK

>30 minutes for this thread

Nowhere near time for a new one

The state of deanetty

grado is based. it is sad tna is actually better than wwe

Man I do not miss Raw

>this shilling


Jesus

>No Kurt Angle
>Boring Women Shit
>Dean vs Miz boring as fuck
>AJ and Cena segment boring as fuck
>No Kurt Angle

>>1443947

Cause he's not a jobber

>>1443943
It's pretty crazy that Zayn can speak quite a few languages. He's done promos in Arabic and French, too.

>>1443946
>Diverse
Team USA has all the blacks on it, honkey
:^)

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>>1443948
>Not wrestling while pregnant
Will anyone fulfill my fetishes in WWE?

>>1443957
And we don't miss you. Seriously, why are you back?

How has New Day been so over for so long

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No Kurt Angle on Fourth of July

>New day got the loudest pop
Based

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It's nigger time

>>1443960
>actually thinking Angle would show up
Stupid fucking mark

They're WORKING REALLY HARD to make sure Enzo and Cass become stale.

Working DOUBLE TIME.

Stale day is stale

Pic of those hot milfs?

NEXT
>>1442336
>>1442336

>>1442336

>>1442336

>>1442336
>>1442336

>The Elite wears New Day gear at their shows
>New Day doesn't return the favor

I miss New Day telling the crowd to stfu

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>yfw TNA gets better ratings than RAW this week

>>1443965
>le :^) meme
Kiss your self you fat fuck.

all these white males are cucked

LMAO

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>New Day

>>1443970
They've been accomplishing that for a little over a year.

NOT PG SENPAI

>>1443971

Poor lil white boi

Next
>>1443974
>>1443974
>>1443974
>>1443974
Next

>New Day calling the Wyatts a bunch of incestuous gay rapists

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>incest jokes

That ain't PG

NEXT

>>1442336

>>1442336

>>1442336

>>1442336

>>1443993
filtered

Everyone in this crowd just waiting for this show to end so they can go and blow stuff up and inhale hamburgers.

>>1443996
Kill yourself

>>1443987
Wrestling fans pretending they have significant others. Sad.

>>1444009
DEAN MARK TRIGGERED AS FUCK

>>1443991
Cucked AND blacked?

XAVIER TURNING

>>1444021
That ain't me famm. I never get triggered. What am i bretcuck