Want to go as a wrestler for Halloween this year
>starting to plan costume now
What would some good costumes be so that
1) you could get laid easily
2) the average person would be likely to recognize you
Triple H, CM Punk, and a Road Warrior are at the top of my list
>I like Kevin Owens' look, but I don't think enough people would recognize him
>Lesnar would be awesome but without having at least a pretty massive build, I don't think it would be a good idea
>>1436768
Road Warrior:
Pro: you look fucking badass, would be pretty recognizable
Con: hard to wear a shirt (not sure if I'd want to go around in the possible cold and risk not getting let into a bar because of that), also would be hard dealing with the shoulderpads all night, especially if you were dancing with a chick
>>1436768
I think it would be awesome to go as Ultimate Warrior, especially if I had a chick to go as Bayley (I think the two looks together would be cool)
Pro: look really cool, probably good for picking up women
Cons: same problem with shirt - he never really wore one. I don't think he'd necessarily be recognizable to non-wrestling-fans, but the cool factor would probably compensate for that
>>1436768
Triple H is one of my favorite all-time wrestlers, though I don't know how recognizable he'd be
His older outfits were the best - jeans and the jeanjacket over the bigger coat; but his newer stuff is mainly suits and wrestling trunks. It'd be a more dated reference to go as his good stuff
>>1436768
>the average person would be likely to recognize you
Hulk Hogan or John Cena
Non-rasslefags wouldn't recognize anyone else
>>1436823
If I went as Cena, I'd have to turn in my smark card. I admire him as a person and a worker, but his stale, trite, overused gimmick would just make me feel mired in self-loathing all night
not sure who the first person you mentioned is. Are you talking about Hull Cogan? I remember hearing that name a long time ago, but haven't heard his name in over a year or so...
>>1436836
also have a feeling it would be hard to pick up chicks if you went as Cogan
Punk is my favorite idea. The only problem is the tattoos. I'd either have to do a shitload of makeup/facepaint, or go without them at all
>since just a few would seem stupid, given how many he has
>shirt, hand tape, underoos, boots, hair, etc. would all be easy
>could even get a fake lip ring or something
>could get a mic, though if I wrote "pipe bomb" on it, I might get v&
>>1436836
Don't you know the new smark stance is liking Cena?
>>1436768
Went mankind a few years back, mask was easy enough to make with a some leather strips glued to a generic flexible Halloween mask as a base, dirty oversize white shirt and tie, white Long gym sock for socko
>>1436907
wut
>>1436911
Thought about going as him/one of his personas, but other than the obscure Dude Love (who most people would probably think was just a hippy costume) I wonder how hard it would be to pick up chicks
>going to my college town and looking to get laid at least twice the weekend before Halloween
>>1436768
>Who are you supposed to be?
>It's a wrestler
>Like, from UFC?
>No, WWE
>You know it's fake, right?
Here's a handy summary of your Halloween evening, OP.
>>1436778
He can alway be a pussy and wear a shirt under the shoulder pads.
>>1436836
>Smark card
>Dated redacted joke
Kill yourself
>>1436836
Hogan just won millions of dollars in a high profile lawsuit. He hasn't been more relevant in years.
>>1436861
Get dollar store tattoo sleeves
I was seth rollins last year
Felt pretty good. Fake hair dye and everything.
Took black skinny jeans and ran yellow tape down the side for the stripes, wore black boots, knee pads, and the SR shirt with a toy champ belt.
People actually recognized me, which was kinda cool.
>>1437868
>Hogan just won millions of dollars in a high profile lawsuit
He crushed a news company (which isn't going to be able to pay the lawsuit anyway) after a sex tape of him fucking his friend's wife got leaked, and the lawsuit was funded by a guy who hated freedom of the press and was trying to take down said news source
yea, I want to be him right now
>>1437880
they make an entire sleeve as one tattoo, or just a bunch of tattoos? I'll have to google that a bit
>>1439273
based Hulk working the nu-males
>>1437887
pics?
also, was it general people/did you have to say who you were, or was it wrestling fans who got it right away?
>>1436768
>you could get laid easily
mr. sexy ass lottery.
>getting laid
>being a wrestling fan
Choose only one.
>>1439504
there's a difference between a professional IWC warrior and a general wrestling fan.
>being a faggot loser
>being a wrestling fan
pick one, both, or neither