>Hi, I'm here for the job interview

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>>1434980
Sorry. We're not that desperate.

>>1434980
>History of unsafe work habits and arguing with management
Yeah, I think we'll pass

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>>1434980
Oh yes you must be Ryan, why don't you take a seat by any of the tables at the lobby and I'll be there in a minute

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>>1434980
Welcome to the team! Now, can I interest you in buying some gold? Guaranteed investment.

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S-sure thing m-mr Reeves, let me s-sign you up

>>1434980
Y-you're a big guy.

Everything looks fine on the resume. I just need you to throw a guy onto a table without dumping him on the floor instead and you're in.

Wow, phil, you finally look ready for your UFC fight! Good luck phil!

Sure thing Ryan, April is in the next room waiting for you.

>>1435844
Hi Phil

>>1434980
Ok, Mr. Reeves. I must tell you that to be employed here, you must first take a drug test. Would you be okay with that?

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>>1434980
You're a big guy

FOR YOU

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>>1434980
Alright Ryan, why don't we call you "the large man"?

>>1434980
>i know i'm just working the cash register but i show up every day and do my best so I think I should make as much money as the head of marketing

>>1436322
what a retarded fucking analogy. im laughing out loud

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>>1434980
I always wanted a Mexican Bane, you are hired! btw can you do flips?

>>1436365
https://www.instagram.com/p/9Pew0qy35z/?hl=en

>>1436309
>i can pay you about 7 dollars right now
>or I can pay you in coupons

>>1434980
Ryborg in the iMPACT ZONE!

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>>1434980

The biggest draw in the wwe. When ryback left, the ratings immediately tanked. THE BIG GUY

>>1434980
PREPARE THE BATTLEFIELD FOR MASSACRE

>>1436417
ok mr hardy

>>1436419
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU

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You're hired comrade