Shocking returns at Royal Rumble 2017

>>1424530
Edge could be paralyzed for life by a single bump. He isn't coming back, ever.

HBK's not injury prone,so he might return for one match
Don't know if Edge could be cleared,but if they find a way to clear him,it would be an awesome experience for me.

RVD already happened a couple of years ago, so big who cares.

Edge is dead so that won't happen.

Only surprise rumble entrants in the future are going to be people from NXT.

CM Punk

Nothing will shock me anymore desu, shits boring on all levels now

>>1424536
Another return I'd like to see is Drew Mcyntire.

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>"Who could entrant #2 be?"
>"Well we're about to find out!"
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https://youtu.be/jpkeAQG6kQw?t=18s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vmGF4mus5g
If only just for the Rumble

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>doo doo doo doo DEE
>doo doo doo doo DEE

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>>1424530

>Mr. Kennedy (Kennedy!)
>MVP
>Shelton Benjamin
>Carlito
>Chris Masters
>The Hurricane

We all know it'll be someone shitty like Tommy Dreamer or Al Snow.

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https://youtu.be/SlK4N32Qkl4

>>1424560
Fuk u
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=woHtuw_xtcc

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Entrant #1
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https://youtu.be/M6g4D4dStmY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YBmvTebFKo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmdASyfTIDk

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How hard would you mark?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bKJmlMXPbm4

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especially if he was on the preshow as normal

>>1424588

I hope none of these, there's enough charisma vaccuums on the roster already.

I'd pop for Angle/Nakamura/Balor

>>1424588
mvp's theme would be hype

>>1424644
As over has he was in the AA, he'll only ever be a shittier version of Rick Rude

>>1424648
Thatd mean HHH would also have to enter to throw him out.

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OOOH YEAAAH
>is that?
WOO
>it is maggle!
I CAN SLAP A TOMATO
I CAN DRY HUMP A SEAL

>>1424588
>A bunch of forgettable mid carders from ten years ago
Dream bigger

Jeff at 29 and Matt at 30. Both eliminate one another leading to a Methadone on a pole match at WM33

>Number 30
>*BRRRRRRRR*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjSx6B_4JtQ

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0PxoilxzM

>>1424699
>having to wait 25 seconds until he appears

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>entrant 30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK1Dro5pr_0
>yfw

>>1424709
Wasn't Hassan italiano?
also pls go frogposter

>>1424709
"wow our audience really is stupid" the character

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xh00VNHNB7o

>>1424530
Kurt Angle possibly

I'd mark for Scott Steiner.

>>1424715
No he's from England

>>1424560
>>1424622
Fuck you gay fags
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lGuDTRilKQ

Punk
Dean Malenko coming out and wrestling circles around some people

>all these faggots in this thread.

I'm a real american...

>>1424530
Edge isn't coming back brother.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TshbU5k86ak

>>1424573
WHATS THE FERVENT SKUNK BEAR DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE

>>1424592
Don't talk shit about the innovator of violence Tommy Fucking Dreamer you bitch.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R3qAsOFqog

How badly do you mark out?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xVoRWnd234

>>1424960
Not at all. They made him drag out this gimmick from the dusty closet a couple of years ago and it wasn't cool then. It isn't a suitable gimmick for a main eventer.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Psn-2DBlFEo

i would fucking freak

>>1424762
On my hands and knees begging you to hit puberty

>>1424530
Jeff and RVD I could see. Probably DDP again, he's in everything these days. Maybe Dusty Rhodes or Goldberg. Obviously someone from NXT.

>>1424740
Would mark out

>>1424969
>a main event wither personality

Yeah, couldn't have that bbygrrrl

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https://youtu.be/_9gxtT1Un0Y

> Ultimate smark

>>1426390
Dusty is dead

>>1426390
>Maybe Dusty Rhodes

>>1424539
>Only surprise rumble entrants in the future are going to be people from NXT.

Yeah it's not like there were any huge surprises this year...

>>1424715
South Italians are Arab rape babies, so it doesn't make a difference.

>>1426411
what the FUCK

>>1426434
How did you not know that?

>>1426437
i did watch the dusty memorial nxt tag team thing but i thought that was just to celebrate his career or some shit

>>1426390
dusty would be legitimately shocking, i agree

>>1426474
nigga it has memorial in the name

>>1426474
Do you not know the meaning of the word memorial?

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>comes in at 30
>breaks cena's arm

>>1426606
>finisher is a piledriver
>gimmick not really PG at all

sadly it wouldn't work but still would mark out

>>1424960
If they teased it for weeks that he was turning. Dat pop when it hits

>>1424960
People want Thuganomics Cena back but they completely ignore the fact that it's 2016 and having a rapper wearing fitted caps and sports jerseys to the ring accompanied by the most dated theme ever wouldn't work. And if you gave Cena a current hip-hop gimmick, he would just look like Bryan Silva. Thuganomics Cena worked because at the time, Eminem was still relevant and he was a midcarder. When he hit the main event scene the rapping basically stopped. The hip-hop look at the time was popular because WWE still catered to white trash Eminem fans and juggalos. People who want this are delusional and are the same people who cry about PG.

>>1426655
>accompanied by the most dated theme ever

He already is.

>When he hit the main event scene the rapping basically stopped.

Yeah, but not for the reasons you're pretending it did.

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>>1426390
>Maybe Dusty Rhodes

>>1424530
With all these hologram concerts like Tupac and Michael jackson dont ya think it'd be cool if WWE did hologram wrestler surprise for Rumble?

They can make Eddie Gurrero hologram

>>1426474
nigga you dumb

>>1426673
Too bad he was buried, not cremated

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VftxmhZqABI

>mfw

>>1424699
I'd fucking mark, desu.

>>1424960
I'd cringe Cena is 40

>>1426426
AJ was the only big one
Sami was expected, Haitch was doubly expected

>>1426601
>>1426603
>>1426832
Guys, let's be fair, we've seen Anon who can't tell left from right today, this isn't shocking.

>Ring is full of manlets
>30#
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_88dBbOOzM0

>Ring is filled with Brother Neros
>#28
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivdkfLf--Lk
>cue fake Cole and JBL reactions
OH MY-
OH MY GOD

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>>1424635
not funny

>>1428541
Please let this become a meme

>>1429168
>Nash

He wasn't even a shooter 20 years ago, he'd get killed by even HIDEO nowadays