Champion.......ship edition
>Cena is hosting the ESPYs
every time I think ESPN can't sink any lower...
>Kurt Angle
YFW HIDEO VS MIZ
>I don't like John Cena
I missed the first hour
Anything happen?
>>1420612
Nope
>crowd lights up for Jhon match always
>more passion for a Jhon match every night on literally any card than any other match
Proof that he's the GOAT. This can't be factually argued against.
>>1420612
The Gay Community stormed the ring
>>1420612
Worked shoot
>>1420607
>john cena is a good worker
>>1420597
miz had a great match with aj a few months ago. Lets hope he does it tonight.
>hey thats pretty good
why is this sign allowed
When did Cena's talking become such a problem
BATTLEBORN
THE VIDEO GAME
SPONSORS WWE ON SKY (somehow)
>Ghostbusters
It's going to bomb.
when did kane become the kane he is now?
haha ghostbusters fucking epic
>>1420626
>I pretend I know anything about workrate
Someone really needs to tell Cena he calls his spots way too loud
>>1420642
Kane is the new mankind
He has 2 split personas he goes in and out of
>>1420638
9000 commercials later and still nobody has played the game
>>1420640
and the media will blame misogynists instead of the fact it's a shit movie
>>1420642
After the Wyatts kidnapped him the first time, still never explained
>Femalebusters
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>1420646
Cena talks
>>1420644
Name the best worker that's on raw right now, outside of Rollins.
So is the main event really Deanetty vs AJ?
>>1420642
It started with him tag teaming with Daniel Bryan in 2012.
>>1420643
I pray everyday that movie is going to fail so hard.
>>1420651
They took him to IRS
>>1420655
Sheamus. Gimme the hate
>>1420650
Of course they will.
>>1420652
>>1420655
>Name the best worker that's on raw right now, outside of Rollins.
>>1420655
Roman Reigns. He's underrated
>>1420659
Begging you to have sex
>Leddit
>>1420663
good god
Just got home. What did they say about Roman?
>>1420655
THEY DONT WANT NONE
>>1420655
y2j
>>1420644
>Cena has good workrate
>all those restholds even in so called 5 star match against CM Punk
>all those restholds in the match against Styles
>yfw Rollins pins Cena clean
>>1420663
These were better times
>>1420664
Cena is shit. It does not mater how many hat pictures you post, the facts don't change.
>>1420655
REigns
WHO /theclub/ HERE?
>>1420661
sheamus is dangerous
>>1420669
Rollins got Roman's tweet on the titantron and mocked it
Best match in weeks
CENA WANTS TO LEARN TORNADO DDT
BUT CENA ONLY KNOWS 4 MOVES
>>1420666
So is your mom!
>>1420668
The good ol' days
So, if the new Ghostbusters movie had 4 WWE Diva's instead of those cringy bitches, would it be worth seeing?
>>1420681
me on the right
>>1420674
>>1420678
>>1420681
It's still real to me dammit
>>1420689
No.
>Cena is shit. It does not mater how many hat pictures you post, the facts don't change.
>>1420689
Which divas?
>>1420663
I have no idea why people liked Steph back then. She had flabby auntie arms, that's disgusting.
>>1420689
Yes
Is it me, or are "this is wrestling" chants becoming more constant?
Jesus Christ Cena I get you're tryna work safe since it's not PPV, but shit at least MAKE YOUR PUNCHES LOOK LIKE THEY CONNECT AND NOT MISS SO MUCH!
>>1420684
Based Tyler
>>1420689
Name 4 normally featured Divas that aren't cringy bitches
SHUT UP JOHN
>BOO
>YAY
>BOO
>YAY
>>1420674
Good God at the chunkiness.
>>1420688
Stephanie makes me harder than adamantium
did they mention roman yet?
Im afraid everytime Rollins does that move. I dont want him to retire
For a second I thought rollins' knee buckled again
wouldn't that be some shit
>>1420689
I may go watch it if that was the case. Depending on who the divas were.
>Any Bella
No thanks.
>>1420708
Who?
>>1420705
virgin detected
>>1420709
>Cena is shit. It does not mater how many hat pictures you post, the facts don't change.
The only good Frog Splash was from RVD
>>1420701
Kelly Kelly
Torrie Wilson
Stacy Keibler
Maria
>>1420686
I'm not asking, I'm telling you to go back to /woo/ RIGHT NOW
>>1420715
Cena's punches are fine
vivaluraza
Rollins selling of the frog splash is next level shit
Is this match of the night?
FALCONS ARROW BURIED
>>1420718
Melina
Sable
>>1420711
Here's hoping
>>1420705
>>1420720
The fuck? Have you been watching this match? They are so far from connecting it's ridiculous.
Cena can kick out of a top rope suplex into a finisher
LOLCENAWINS
>burying falcon's arrow
>>1420717
>not eddie's
fuck off
>>1420715
the only really bad punches right now are shane and cesaro
Has my beautiful Ryback appeared fucking yet??? I haven't watched this bullshit since he stopped being on.
>>1420730
Wrestling isn't real
what's taking aj so long to interfere?
Based Seth!
>>1420729
Im gonna need more
>>1420735
Dude not a single punch of his connected this time around.
Oh shit, that AA looked strong as hell.
Based Rollins
CENAWINSLOL
Bullet Club will interfere, attack seth, get cena DQd
Cena is going reverse Hogan. All his hair is at the front.
>>1420738
>>1420734
She got hotter with age like Kane did
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
>>1420736
>Cena is shit. It does not mater how many hat pictures you post, the facts don't change.
>>1420736
Explain?
>>1420739
Spoke too soon
>>1420742
do you think maybe they aren't really punching each other?
>>1420738
That doesn't mean you go into fingerpoke of doom territory.
BASED SETH
CENALOSESLOL
>>1420736
>Cena is shit. It does not mater how many hat pictures you post, the facts don't change.
>>1420741
Nope.
>>1420738
And you're using a stupid excuse.
Also, AJ. Figures.
BASED SEFF
le distraction meme
Predictable.
CENA BURIED AS FUCK
YES FUCK CENA CLEAN WIN.
Cena and AJ cost each other the "fatal fiveway"
called it
ROLLINS MY NIGGA
>Cena forced to put over all these fucking jobbers
Cena is a fuckin jobber now. What the fuck
>>1420754
At least you make it look it it connected. Shit, Seth's been punching John this match, too, but he isn't making them look so absurdly fake in that they are too far from the other guy's face that they aren't even connecting.
Elimination CHamber dream is Over.
Ok, Im done.
>1 Pedegree
Roman strong as fuck, even when he's not there.
倶楽部
楽
部
>How to make Raw worthless
Set up a possibility for an incredible pvp match
Kill the fuck out of it and return to the status quo
>>1420767
Pretty much this.
Cena might as well retire at this point. Hes 0-3 unless last year.
john cena is gud you marks
>post yfw AJ loses clean later
>>1420770
This is all building to the Styles-Cena rematch where Cena will go over clean
The club new shield?
Rollins buried
makes sense, cena and aj will be feuding for the split title anyway. they don't need to be involved with whc
>>1420774
Shamefuru
Were my sethfags at, my boy is finally getting the booking he deserves
>swerved is now literally jackass without the swearing and immaturity
>teasing a fatal 5 way
>will still be original shield match
>Reigns will still win because Vince
Why the hell is based John Cena losing matches?
He should be burying these indie niggers and going straight to the title picture
>>1420781
Seth you owe me one. ;)
Was that Brodus in that scene?
>>1420771
I usually don't give a shit about those "le hat" memes but you actually are butthurt about cena being popular and it's funny
>>1420781
At least Cena didn't win.
>>1420789
literally this
>>1420695
>>1420697
>>1420701
>>1420709
Can't say I can name 4 diva's who are phenominal as far as acting goes, but I'll throw out a few names if they act like their normal selves and not their scripted character.
Paige
Nattie (insert paige nattie boob grabbing.webm)
Sasha Banks or Nia Jax.(Need a Winston)
Fuck if I know for a fourth one. Charlotte.
Angle is in the building Meltzer just tweeted.
Cool so that means AJ is going to lose now. Fucking shit wwe booking
>>1420775
>incredible
John did his time, he was great, but he needs to fuck off. Fatal four way, with aj works out just fine.
WEll, battleground is gonna be shit. THANKS WWE
Orton is facing Miz
>AJ wins battleground
>Shield triple threat saved for next WM
>>1420781
>>1420781
WHY CAN'T I FUCK NOELLE'S TITS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Could someone explain what Noelle Foley has done other than being Mick's daughter?
Fuck, at least Rick's kid actually wrestles
>>1420800
I will cum if he beats Miz tonight
>>1420790
Word. He deserves the 16th title win for literally being the only reason the wrestling industry is still alive
>>1420802
>implying AJ will make it in
>>1420799
>Nia Jax
She'd be the chick that answers the phone their.
>mfw they put AJ in the match for a fatal 4 way just so roman can have someone to pin clean
>>1420796
Try b8ing harder I gave a valid point from this match, and your b8 statements like this don't prove it wrong.
>>1420781
>>1420805
I hope so, maybe he can bring prestige back to the title
>>1420800
you're full of shit.
>>1420809
cause youre not a clown
Eric Bischoff spotted backstage meltzer just tweeted
>>1420781
>>1420781
>>1420790
don't have a cow, man
like someone else said, this is building up to a Styles-Cena rematch where Cena will get his win back
would you?
>>1420800
>Angle
Who?
>>1420810
Noelle is going to wrestle
>>1420813
If anything, he's responsible for the state of the industry now. More people used to watch wrestling that currently do now.
DAVE MELZTER A GUY WEARING CHAIN MAIL WITH A BLONDE GOATEE IS BACK STAGE
>>1420781
>>1420829
That's a man, baby
>>1420831
Sure she is
>>1420829
Oh shit I'm subbed to her on youtube anymore?
>Styles beats Ambrose
>Battleground isnt the Shield triple threat
>Cena beats up Styles at Battleground cause No DQ
>Both feuds go on until Summerslam
hoping this happens
>>1420829
eww
he looks like a goofy fuck
>>1420824
>>1420753
>why is it taking so long for him to show up
>he shows up
yeah...too soon...baka gaijin
God I fucking hate JBL. I can't stand him anymore.
>>1420663
>tfw the Attitude era didn't happen during the HDTV era
>>1420829
kill yourself
When is big cass going to wear something besdes that certified g shirt
COUPLA HAYTAS
>>1420781
S a w f t
NEED A CAP OF THAT FATASS IN THE CASS SHIRT
>>1420829
I would let him fuck my butthole
>>1420841
No, this is a goofy fuck
>>1420830
Washed-up dadwrestler. Only liked by nostalgiafags.
>>1420805
Hopefully his legend killer theme comes back.
>>1420781
>dem tasty smark tears
>I don't like Enzo and Cass
>>1420847
He's too big for anything else
do you ever get the feeling enzo already owned all those shitty emoji pants
BLACKED
>jobbers
This shit is so tiring after 2 months
What happened to the Dudleys
Realistically, when will Cena get his 16th title? The brand split makes me think soon, unless they're holding off for a "Wrestlemania moment."
>>1420833
HE'S KILLING KEVIN OWENS
>>1420845
Stephanie didn't have implants in the attitude era
Wait who are the other guys
>>1420855
You sick fuck
These guys are annoying as fuck
literally who the fuck are these people
>>1420855
OH SHIT ELIZABETH WARREN
>>1420832
>If anything, he's responsible for the state of the industry now. More people used to watch wrestling that currently do now.
You're right, he's responsible for it still being alive. More people used to watch, but if Cena wasn't around nobody would be fucking watching now.
>>1420864
I hate this faggot so much.
i didnt know this was in tampa tonight
i should have gone
>not making The Shining Stars job to Enzo and Big Cass
Was Road Dogg this annoying too and I just didn't care as a kid?
>Beating to jobbers
>Local talent on RAW
Woah
>>1420868
Who?
MITCH WALDI IS GONNA KILL IT
>>1420829
fuck yeah nice pits
ACTUAL JOBBERS WTF
WHO THE FUCK EVEN WERE THOSE JOBBERS
>literally encouraging the wave
fuck these goobers
>New Day
>Enzo and Cass
>20 (TWENTY) SECOND MATCH
JBL you savage! Leave England alone!
>>1420832
Lying through your teeth. Wwe would have died in the 2000's without john's star power. i guess you're too young to remember that, so I'll remind you this is an 18+ website and you need to leave until you are of age
\o/
>>1420872
I have no idea.
>>1420881
>booking the shining stars
>>1420885
You know
Fat Redneck and Blackman
Actual jobbers. lol what.
>maybe you'll drown byron
Have local jobbers ever won?
wat
>a literal squash match
>>1420882
he was annoying with the singing gimmick, but not as Road Dogg
the fuck was the point of that?
BASED OUTCASTS ARE BACK
#
Literal jobbers on RAW
>SOCIAL OUTCASTS
I thought it was Jeff Hardy's music.
FUCK.
>Fighting literal local jobbers
What is this, The Ascension's original push?
OH FUCK SOCIAL OUTCASTS SHIT'S REAL NOW YALL
BASED
OUTCASTS
BO DALLAS IS BACK!
Based social outcasts are back
BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO BO
low that jiggly bo dick
FUCK I THOUGHT THAT WAS JEFF HARDY FOR A SECOND
From local jobbers to propietary jobbers
Holy shit i thought that was Jeff Hardys theme for a second
Speaking of jobbers
>>1420909
same lmao
>winning on a literal no name scrub friends
so what?
>Maybe you'll drown Byron
>>1420909
same
How much do you think they got paid for that match?
20$?
NEW GEAR ON BO
THE WEW LADS!
THEYRE HARD
BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS BASED BO DALLAS
So why did WWE turn away the Briscoes because of their tats but they're giving this fuck Enzo Amore screentime?
Literally who?
MORE JOBBERS!
>>1420878
Bullshit.
>>1420880
Yeah, that's the problem with WWE, they don't promote shows in the city they are going to be in anymore on local TV, radio, etc. anymore. I always end up missing them when they come to town because I forget about it and next thing I know they have a show nearby but its too late to get tickets and plan to go to it.
>>1420919
EVERY SINGLE TIME
But still, I love BO so much.
>HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRDDDDDDD
im crying
Bo is based
why
>We're hard and we're looking for some action
were they really in marine 5? maybe I will watch it
>hehe anon come over and watch raw with me!
BASED
How many wrestlers are in Marine 5?
>literal jobbers
>figurative jobbers
Jesus christ bo dont wear shorts
Is that Big Ben?
>Bo Jobber and the Social Jobbers
Who fucking likes these guys?
>>1420901
santino morella won
>We are hard and we are looking for action
MORE LIKE BULGE DALLAS AMIRITE?
>We are hard and we're looking for some action
Would you a Bo Dallas?
>we are hard, and we are looking for some action
>We are hard and we are looking for some action
>You 2 softies, leave
>We're hard OGs
...
BONER JOKES
>>1420943
Yes Miz kidnapped them
EnC are like Attitude Era lite
>>1420944
Ok su-
>Natural Light
Nevermind.
This is a lot of sexual innuendo
All this innuendo kek
>>1420935
Prove him wrong
>>1420929
more like bo needs to get on gear
>H>A>R>D
>A
>R
>D
>>1420893
Being this delusional.
BAH GAWD
IT'S ADAM ROSE
>dick and gay jokes
>>1420950
that jiggle was mesmorizing
I now know why he bolieves in himself
>THE STATE OF THIS WRITING
middle school tier
Are these social jobbers not even going to get in the ring so they can job
>>1420962
The is only one E&C and that's Edge and Christian
>Hard
DOUBLE SWAFT
O
U
B
L
E
>this fucking segment
>Sawft chant more then once
Why
They must have passed by Lana backstage.
I KNOW THAT SILHOUETTE IT'S ZACH RYDER
Can wait until Cass betrays Enzo and calls him Sawft
OH SHIT IT'S RYDER'S CUTOUT!
BLACKED
>>1420970
18+
>>1420971
WHAT THE HELL?
WHAT IS ADAM TULIP DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?
>IC match
So the mystery opponent is Ryder, right?
>Neville returns and wins the title
Enzo looks like he's never been in a real fight in his life
>>1420984
Was about to say this
>>1420944
Jesus, at least drink Busch beer if you got to go cheep, they're both the same price and Busch is way better in the taste spectrum.
why the fuck do they constantly shit on based heath slater, fucking christ.
>>1420975
Honestly more entertaining than it has been, I'll take dick jokes at this point
>>1420967
The ratings. I know people who stopped watching this shit because they got sick of people like Cena and Orton.
>No Curtis, don't let them do this to us
>Ryder wins the title again
WOO WOO WOO
>its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder >its zack ryder
>>1420988
holy shit are tits see through? i never noticed it in this pic
BO IS THICK AS FUCK I
GOT A BONER HOLY SHIT
Am I gay now?
Let me get this straight
the only point of that segment was to make dick jokes and then have them leave
>>1420988
>smiling the same way
YOU JUST KNOW
>>1420829
who is that?
Did they?
Did I miss anything lads ?
>>1421011
No, you've been gay for years.
>>1420991
I miss the old Raw graphics
>Ryder wins, vince strips him of it in a rematch
Is the likely outcome
Does anyone here post on /wooo/? I cant stand that place.
>>1421020
>>1421010
X-Ray it
>>1420952
Flo Rida fan detected.
>>1421006
Your anecdotal evidence proves nothing, which you'd know if you were 18. He kept the business alive by drawing in new viewers in the aughts. Your overweight buddies dropping the business because they're bitter leftist virgins doesn't prove him wrong
>>1421014
It was Vince's entertainment for the night. This has his name all over it.
"YOU WANT TO HAVE A SERIOUS FEUD, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME, GO OUT THERE AND MADE FUCKING DICK JOKES."
>>1421053
Yeah, that's why the ratings have been through the roof for the last decade.
>>1421047
I am aware of that.
Who is... he?
Anyone have the gif of ryder knocking miz off the ladder and winning the title
>>1421009
>>1421008
>>1421037
Even if the outcome is grim, there is still a reason to woo woo
Why.
>>1421053
This is pretty accurate, they became a public company and had to draw in the younger crowd, he did that he patched a hole on a sinking ship, that patch has come undone however
>Pedro Morales namedrop
God I love Backlund
Now they are really letting retards in the WWE ring. That has to be scary, seems like a liability.
DERP!
>>1421077
I'm also hard
That's not the Special Olympics, that's the WWE creative team.
Big show vs 25 retards in a steel cage
No one peed themselves or broke formation, I'm so sad
The Big Show just seems like a massive piece of shit
>>1421185
I've heard absolutely nothing like that about his backstage personality.
SPECIAL
Time for best girl
is Kurt Angle EVER coming back