MONDAY NIGHT RAW GAMETHREAD #3

Please kill yourself

>>1420180
please have sex

>>1420211
Please kill yourself

>>1420180
Have sex

>>1420234
>Dean fans
Alpha cuck strikes again!

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I'M ON A FUCKING DIET AND YOU GOD DAMN AMERICANS ALWAYS HAVE A COMMERCIAL GOING ON ABOUT EATING FAT FAST FOOD. MAKE IT STOP!

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Cancer thread

ROMAN ETERNALLY BTFO

HE WILL NEVER RECOVER

HOLY SHIT LANA

>>1420243
Lose weight pig

Lana looks so hot with the hair down

Why is Lana so fucking based?

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Haven't starting watching yet. Should I? anything good?

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LANA

RUSEV STRONK
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>>1420266
The best.

>>1420266
Lana ugly

>>1420241
>Lana will never wrestle again

why live

bitch should be naked or in a thong and lace bikini

HNNNNNNNNNNNNG LANA

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>Lana

No Pyro for Rusev lol

their last match looked pretty stiff actually

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RUSEV MATCHKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


LANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

When will this feud end?

Which side will you guys go for?

Team /raw/?
or
Team /smack/?

I do that Rusev jump when I go through doors

Lana needs BBC. She is built for it

Really need to change Titus' theme.

Fuck rusev sucks

should be a comedy jobber

Where is his fucking pyro

is it me or does titus have a abnormally big ass?

It must suck when your music hits, you come out and literally nobody gives a fuck

>>1420273
Don't bother.

>Titus and Rusev
I don't think a single person fucking cares

that titus reaction

>Tampa Florida got a pop
>they don't even know Titus is from where they are

Titus is not over at all is he?

>Walks out
>No Reaction
>"From Tampa, Florida"
>Pop

smdh

>>1420291
Kevin Sullivan you piece of shit!

>>1420291
Fucking faggot

MILLIONS OF DOLLAS

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>I'm looking forward to smarkbusters screaming for 40 minutes after this three hour raw

>>1420289
She gets the big Bulgarian cock

>>1420299
Not really no. Even when he was in PTP

>>1420286
I want Roman to go Raw and Cena to go Smackdown. I want to be team Smackdown with Cena as my US Champ, but I don't think it will happen.

Cena is advertised for Raw events, but not SD, after the draft.

>JR suspended
>Roman suspended
Who's next?

>that fake ass pop

you all heard it right?

>>1420286
team /smack/

just make it like the good old days

So Titus' gimmick is literally le smiling black man, right? Maybe Apollo Crews should come out so it can be established who the better smiling black man is.

WWE should make a movie about Rusev going on a mystical conquest to find Lana and fuck her.

>>1420295
The bad theme doesn't help

>>1420299
>Titus is not over at all is he?
No, why would he be? He's mediocre at best.

Damn, I thought that was an audio glitch

>>1420307
Looks like the plan.
>>1420311
Team /smack/ all the way!

YOU ES EY
YOU ES EY
YOU ES EY

you just know cucksev watches titus fuck lana with his lbc

>>1420312
*le smiling angry black man

>>1420301
first funny thing I've ever seen a tripfag say

>>1420297
Honestly Titus has been the heel in this feud.

Portraying Americans as violent and unreasonable by constantly cheap shotting Rusev.

Rusev truly is the greatest American

>>1420291
Why? Why? What did he ever do to you?

>>1420291
Are you really a nudist?

>>1420309
>JR suspended
He hasn't been in the company for years.

Titus should GTFO and go to TNA

>>1420309
I think you mean King

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>>1420294

>>1420305
>bulgarian
>black

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>>1420312
My money is on Apollo

>>1420291
He does have a different theme. Had one when he left PTP. No idea why they're not using it.

Where is this lets go Titus chant coming from?

Sasha Banks is my favorite wrestler.

>Let's go Titus

Holy shit

>>1420309
Doubles says Vince Mcmahon

>>1420321
Unfortunately someone deleted my post.

>>1420331
its too hype

>>1420309
Shane.

>>1420326
WHAT IS HAPPY BLACK DAD DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE?

IS TAMPA THE WORST CROWD EVER

>>1420332
the women & kids aka roman marks

>>1420286
Considering the earlier history before Smackdown got super shit, probably team /smack/. During early RA/late AE that was where the good wrestling and interesting storylines were thanks to the Smackdown Six and Paul Heyman's booking while RAW was doing stupid Reign of Terror shit.

Mid/later RA into PG era Smackdown gave us a far more interesting mid card and upper card that didn't include Monster Of The Week feeding to Cena that was on RAW at the time. There wasn't one singular dominant force, and it was better for that.

Smackdown when brand split is on has always meant to be the show not only more focused on wrestling, but often storylines that aren't as typical as the ones on RAW which feel more formulaic.

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end this feud please

>>1420334
>it's happening

>>1420338
oh well kill yourself then I guess

>>1420339
Probably right. It's pretty good.

>>1420291
BENOIT DINDU NUFFIN

>>1420309
Brock Lesnar

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>nigger baby faces

Im one size smaller than based Titus

Who else size 16 masterace?

Yeah this raw sucks.

props to whoever came with that dbl clothesline spot.

What the hell was that? Did they both go for a clothesline? Lol

>No pop in his home state

why that nigga cole always saying wicked and shit, foh

>count out

for what purpose?

They can't megapush Apollo because lashley was a failure? I really don't remember how his shitty career fizzled out. I mean, fuck Apollo, that's what I'm guessing tho

>>1420348
Why? I didn't delete it.

Did they really make that a countout win?

>This feud will continue

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>Rusev still in this dumb feud with Titus O'shit

Titus needs pants. He has too much ass for trunks, it makes me uncomfortable.

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>Titus wins

it's so good to see apollo win something

OH SHIT IT'S HOGAN

WE DON'T WANT THIS BULLSHIT

WHERE'S BROKEN MATT AND BROTHER NERO

Nice power match.

>feud literally nobody gives a shit about
>match ends in a count out

>Sympathy count out win

LMFAO
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>Get that title match he always wanted
>Had one 8 days ago

based titus

This feud is worse than the Corbin/Ziggler one.

Also

>count out victory
>"THIS IS A HUGE VICTORY FOR TITUS O'NEAL"
yeah whatever

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>this feud

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>Count-out victory
>Deserves a title shot now

fuck up byron

Can we stop wasting Rusev's time with this mush mouthed nigger now?

We commin' for you nigga!

>>1420360
to continue the feud

John Cena vs Seth Rollins makes me hard af

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Can they just fucking release Titus already?

where is Swagger?

>>1420382
I like lolis too

>>1420385
superstars

I mean it was obvious that Titus was gonna win because he is in his home town.

can we get a tally going for how many food ads there are

>>1420382
You sick man

Jeremy Renner btfo

>>1420385
Superstars

he's got a bicycle! he's got a bicycle!

>win by count out
>Titus gets the "title shot he always wanted"
JBL shut the fuck up

>>1420385
Blazing one with Roman

They need to have the Big Gold on Raw and WWE title on Smackdown like 2002-2005 if they want the belts to be viewed as equal.

WWE title on Raw and Big Gold on Smackdown automatically makes Big Gold secondary.

>>1420385
superstars

URRA URRA URRA URRA

>>1420382
I get it

>>1420385
smoking weed with vince mcmahon

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>>1420382
Come again?

MINUS FIVE STARS

fuck all this food no wonder americans are fat all the time

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>>1420326
WHAT'S TITAN O'NALLEY DOING IN THE COMBAT ZONE!?

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rate the first hour of RAW

>>1420382
BIG FUCKING STROKEY NONCE

BASED TURNBULL

>>1420390
To many to count

>>1420405
Post a pic of yourself then fatass

>>1420405
actually tho, I thought it was all a meme but its literally every second ad

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>mfw Darren Young comes out and wins the US title

Bob Backland should have picked Jack Swagger desu senpai

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>WWE technology

>>1420375
Nope.

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>>1420404

>>1420407
>>1420407
1/10

>>1420407
>6/10

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>>1420407

>these behind the scenes bumps

why? behind the scenes on any tv show isn't that interesting

>>1420326
No, I don't need his ass shitting up Impact.

>>1420397
that was an aitch vanity thing.

>a series based on a shitty marky mark movie

fucking WHAT

>>1420407
5/10

>>1420407
didn't watch/10

BAH GAWD
IT'S KANE!!!!!!!

So the Cena/Styles stuff is just gonna be like Roadblock where Dean threatened to shake up the whole schedule for the upcoming PPV and they both lose and nothing changes.

le demone

BASED KANE
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/a/ pics ITT. /a/ssholes never disappoint.

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>Corporate Kane

based kane

that lukewarm kane reaction

>>1420429
Yes

M I Z
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kane looks like he's 16 wtf

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

>>1420325
>>1420327
Shit I'm sorry, meant king.

Hiatus x Hiatus

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE!

It's Libertarian candidate Glenn Jacobs

MARYSE
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BASED MIZ

no reaction for miz kek

kek when kane electrocuted shanes balls LMFAO

Why do Shane and Steph care about running Smackdown?

Mmm maryse > lana

>>1420444
Fuck why did I laugh at this

Fuck yes Miz is back

>WWE actually making marine 5

lmao based Miz

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FINALLY

I unironically enjoyed countdown

>>1420450
this

>Brock Lesnar

IT'S SHITE TOTTENHAM STRIKER WHO LOST TO ICELAND KANE

>ads for MSG live event after Battleground show Roman as the champ
The card is subject to change, r-right?

Ryder for Intercontinental Champion!

>>1420450
this

Demon Kane?

BASED CORPORATE KANE

What a shit title this is now

>champion
...
>ship

>>1420444
He's a republican now

OWENS CONFIRMED FOR INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION

please be Ryder

Time for Ryder to get that IC title back, right?

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vs Ziggler

I'm a Kane fan.

PRAY FOR RYDER TO GET HIS TITLE BACK BOYS

>>1420460
You have proof?

Cesaro?

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>TONIGHT YOU'LL BE DEFENDING THE INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPION................SHIP

>Intercontinental Champion...ship
Nice one, Steph.

Pretty sure Kane is an insurance salesman IRL

based corporate kane desu

Defending the Intercontinental Champion......ship

>champion.................................................ship

What did she mean by this?

DEVILS FAVORITE INSURANCE AGENT

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WHAT'S RUSSIAN DOING IN THE IMPACT ZONE!? AND WHAT'S THIS!? HIS FIANCE, LANEY!!!

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WOO WOO WOO

Champion Ship

>>1420465
It's gonna get shipped to Smackdown so it'd get better recognition

2016!

>miz's phone shoot ringing

lol!!!!

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>...........ship

Steph having a stroke?

Someone check on her

You do know it's going to be Cesaro right?

Could it be BALOR?

>>1420449
ROMAN DRAFTED TO SMACKDOWN CONFIRMED

Who Kane boys here?

One more title!

>finn debuts to this shit crowd

Fuck you WWE

Neville. Screencap this.

>>1420483
Rusev vs Lashley would be based

>>1420486
fuckin turbo-slut

fucking ads again?

>>1420486
I'd suck his dick

so Balor is winning the IC tonight, right?

>>1420492
if I get dubs

>>1420492
if it is he better win it, also thatd be disappointing as fuck

It's going to be based JeriGOAT.

FINN BALOR CONFIRMED IC CHAMP TONIGHT

>>1420497
Lashley inspired me to get /fit/
So is he coming back?

I like this Kane.

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>>1420492

>>1420495
>vince buries indie darlings
are you surprised?

All aboard the Champion Ship

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>Leddit

Hope bmj scores his 16th world title tbf

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>>1420492
If he wins, will he celebrate with Albert?

>>1420496
Seconded.

>>1420460
http://www.thegarden.com/events/2016/july/wwe-live-summerslam.html
>Neville confirmed returning

I READ THE DIRT SHEETS

I'M IN THE "KNOW"

BALOR IS GOING TO BE THE CHAMPIONSHIP

LOOK HOW SMARK I IS

>>1420506
Mmmmm dat bbc

It's funny considering Kane's horror films have done better than any Marine film

>yfw its Nakamura

>>1420512
literally who

>>1420489
well, time for miz to get heat

>>1420468
>Two heels facing each other.

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>>1420512
>Claudio

>>1420514
Finn a cute

>>1420506
Why would he?

If dubs Rollins breaks Cenas nose again

>The /sp/s

>>1420489
It was Nash telling him to stick The winner

>>1420514
This is too cute
Albert is pretty based IRL

Based Big Match John hosting a SPORTS event!

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>>1420520

>>1420512
>caring about what reddit says
benoit yourself

>>1420514
I bet he'll have fun playing with his LEGOs

Seff vs Cena is great match material

This is gonna be based

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>Seth

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>>1420491
Will mark out so hard if this happens

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>>1420531

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>>1420530
>1420530

Sef gonna get buried!

>Tyler "Baby Dick" Black

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Cross fit jesus

>>1420517
It was not from the dirt sheets but from something Balor posted on social media. You're a moron btw.

Club/Aj's gonna interfere. Cena loses. Cena does the same thing when Aj's match comes.

I dont really like seth but he has the best theme song

YAWN CENA

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>>1420506
Nope he just signed a new contract with TNA

its not gonna be KO or Sami or Jericho since there on the highlight reel, my money's on corbin or crews for the IC title match

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

APPLE DOUGH

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>>1420545

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>14 more

>>1420552
Kys beato

>>1420492
No its gotta be Hideo

>>1420548
i really like seth but i dont like his theme much

cena ____ lol

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>>1420550
For fuck's sake, Lashley

I mean, I guess he's old, but he did eventually improve after leaving WWE

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>>1420551
>corbin

please no

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I miss Seth's blonde streak

john cena makes me happy

Why is Cena always talking shit at the ramp?

When did Kane become the Kane he is now?

14 more years #pleasecena

>>1420550
Now why the fuck did he do that?

>14 more years of BMJ

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>Tfw BMJ will never come out to word life ever again

Le uppercut man or le smiling black man

>>1420514
HE'S GOT A BITHCYCLE

>>1420559
Yeah, eventually.

>>1420558

overcame the odds?

>14 years

Damn.

>>1420560
Corbin was at WWE superstars tonight

could just be that they want him to look strong but have no storyline for him at the moment, but I'd be worried

1 4 M O R E
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Seth is an ugly qt

>>1420568
tna guys work like 3 times a month instead of 30 days a month in wwe

Apollo vs. Miz

>>1420550
>>1420568
Because Based Lashely is gonna be TNA/Bellator champ.

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>this dead crowd

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>>1420576
odds?

>LETS GO CENA
>LETS GO ROLLINS
now the crowd fucking wakes up

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>Let's go Rollins

>>1420168
I would totally be the one to chant "LET'S GO CENA" and "CENA SUCKS" because I love cena but hate him

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>crowd lights up for every Jhon match
>crowd always more passionate than any other time in the night for a Jhon match on literally any card
Proof that he's the true GOAT, you can't even debate this. No one can touch him.

>you cant wrestle chants

baka

>>1420579
corbin better get hair plugs soon before vince notices and his boner deflates

>>1420556
Now I'm sad

>THAT FUCKING GUY TRYING TO START YOU CANT WRESTLE CHANT

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>>1420588
>Let's go Cena

>>1420568
They let him contine fight in Bellator

>>1420572
Do you guys think Triple H would let me fuck his wife?
Like if he's into that sort of thing

>>1420596
>Tripfag

There's nothing you can do now but deal with the fact that you've been filtered.

>>1420591
>>1420595
It's the truth. Fuck Cena.

Did Dean see right through the facade tonight?

y cena dropkicks so shit

Is Seth the new stuff?

>>1420611
White man can't jump

>>1420572
Steph's original run as Smackdown GM is still the hottest woman in the world to me.

>>1420559
He's the same age as Aj Styles..

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john you talk too much

Cena you talk to much.

YOU TALK TOO MUCH

>>1420616
Seconded but that was also puberty

CENA

YOU TALK SO LOUD

WHY

>>1420509
>>1420509
>>1420509
>>1420509
>>1420509
Next

>>1420619
That's true, but he's also aging

>>1420563
He still has it, just very faint.

Cole gettig an erection for cena, only time he actually commentates

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>>1420603
You gotta deserve it.

Take a bump.

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Triple H back when?