Gang of goons break into your home. You have to pick one wrestler

File: ayyy.png (1MB, 790x997px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 790x997px

Dean Ambrose

>>1419348
I'd pick one man and one man only
And HIS NAME IS JOHN CENAAAAA

meng

>>1419351
I love dean but brock lesnar is the obvious choice here

Kane

>>1419358
The only right answer!

>>1419348
beeg

New Jack but he'd probably join them

File: Scott_Steiner_1_.jpg (34KB, 642x361px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 642x361px

>>1419348

>>1419348
Bork Laser

Lesner or 2000 Undertaker

>>1419377
You imagine his entrance music start playing as he comes out of the kitchen with a plate of cookies and milk?

>>1419385
Id be more scared than the goons

File: aleksandr karelin.jpg (349KB, 1024x1404px) Image search: [Google]

349KB, 1024x1404px

>>1419348
You said "wrestler" so Aleksandr Karelin. Frank and Karl Gotch, Georg Hackenschmidt or Billy Robinson are also acceptable answers.

File: Naked Mideon.png (685KB, 700x531px) Image search: [Google]

685KB, 700x531px

He'd scare 'em off for sure

File: steve-blackman.jpg (40KB, 329x400px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 329x400px

>unzips blackman

>>1419475
The one and only correct choice, break out the bibles son.

>>1419480
Will only be effective if those said goons are women and children.

>>1419358
Well there's your answer.

>>1419348
Zandig.

>>1419475

But he's only a one time summon.

>>1419503
JEEZUS! AHHH MY! YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!

>>1419503
Doesn't work if there are five of them.

Ryback duh

Eric Young

>>1419348
One Man Gang, even the odds

Pillman w/ gun

>not prime Ken Shamrock


What kind of fucking pleb

>>1419351
Good choice. He can get Renee to sleep with those gang of goons as he watches and I can escape

Prime Stuart Hart

Samoa Joe, but I'd probably be afraid he'd kill me too.

Scott Steiner pretty big poppa pump. Or post, doesn't matter, they would have to riddle him with holes to even think about stopping him.

>>1419348
The Undertaker

>>1421255
>cuts promo at insulting DDP and his wife after immediately disposing of all thugs

I was gonna say New Jack, but he'd probably fuck me up and take my shit.

File: Bork Laser.jpg (20KB, 400x400px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 400x400px

>>1419348
>>1419351
>>1419475
>>1420161
>All these vanilla midgets

I'll pick the guy that actually knows how to fight.

>>1419348

Stephanie McMahon

Because if I have to die, I'm going to take that worthless skank with me.

>>1422906
>he doesn't know about Bryan
>he thinks Ambrose is a midget

You're dumb-as-fuck.

Big Boss Man

File: KNXVCesarSosa_1406320284853_7062892_ver1.0_640_480.jpg (28KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 640x480px

>>1422916
based bryan defending himself and wife from some burglar who more than likely looks like carter

>>1422895

Yeah, New Jack is part of the home invasion.

I could see picking Alberto El Patron (Del Rio is a punk ass) to back you up. An esteemed Mexican gentleman like that would brook no goonery.

A young Kurt Angle would also be boss.

>>1422934
Didn't he chase him down, take him down, then choke him out?

>>1422916
Oh yeah I'm sure Bryan's BJJ is going to be real helpful against a group of thugs.
He didn't even fight the thieves by the way, he just chased them down as they fled and choked one of them out.

>>1422978
He kept him in a hold until the cops came. You can't just choke someone in the US of A, even in self defense, or you'll get in trouble with the law and the attacker might just get away with it.

>>1422987
Then that's even more impressive. Holding a struggling guy down for like 5 - 10 minutes possibly even much longer depending on how shit the police are.

>>1422986
>didn't fight them
>choked them out

Err...?

>>1422999
Reminder that he did all this while rehabbing his shoulder, neck & elbow.

Based GOAT

What kind of goons are they? Like mafia goons?

>>1423067
They're the melanin-enriched economicly disadvantaged kind

>>1423070
>economicly

Sounds like you have a lot in common with them.

File: Hurricane.jpg (16KB, 300x400px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 300x400px

>>1419348
Literally a superhero

Any choice that isn't Haku or Lesnar is straight wrong. Haku would literally bitch slap them all out of your house and Lesnar would ape out on them and corner one after the rest have fled and then proceed to beat him to death before grabbing his rifle and hunting the rest.

JBL to pay them off

>>1422906
Good luck fighting Pillman w/ gun

Deano, because you know Renee is close by so that means her Bulls might help out her cuck and his homie in need. Then again, Renee's Bulls might be the one doing the home invasion.

File: 2c3b0039969e6b63710d5192f75bdea6a89b5c30_hq.gif (2MB, 390x220px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 390x220px

Rusev, being from Bulgaria I'd imagine he has plenty of experience killing home invaders.

>>1424933
Hey I just wanted to say thanks to you buddy, I haven't seen Carter all day. You're doing the Lord's work.

File: carter.jpg (59KB, 1333x368px) Image search: [Google]

59KB, 1333x368px

>>1424950
I wonder why

>>1424967
How low will he stoop?

>>1424977
TUNE IN NEXT TIME!

>>1419351
>Implying he wouldn't be one of the robbers considering Dean's criminal past.