/wcpw/ pre-game thread general

Oh cool something to watch before RAW. Hopefully it won't be too much of a shit fest

>>1418817

Went to the taping, quality of wrestling was actually great. Not sure how everything else will come across though.

autism

>>1418810
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!

>>1418810
I have high expectations for this
Should be great

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>whatculture
gtfo stupid shill

Totally dig what they're doing over there. A Youtube-based pro wrestling promotion is actually a sweet idea &, if they can get a name for themselves, maybe they could influence how the 'E is ran...maybe?

KIIIIIIIIING.

>>1418810
Big Damo is probably going to win.

>>1418885
>betting against the local hero

How do you function?

5 minutes lads

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>>1418938
I'm cautiously hype.

who /jack/ here?

Since theres a handful of us I guess theres no point for a live thread.

So...
>>1418810
>>1418810
>>1418810
SAME THREAD

HABBENING

Press X to reload

>YOU CANT STOP US
>YOU CANT STOP US NOW

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I am generally surprised.

Didn't expect that many viewers.

And it's growing

is this episode having jay lethal defending?

Botched

>>1418963
Episode 2

>>1418963
that's next episode

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING

>almost 20,000 watchers

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>18 THOUSAND PEOPLE WATCHING

this could be fun, cause its kinda smark wrestling for smarks by smarks

>Crowd trying to put themselves over.
Even across the pond

>>1418976
As long as the smarks are smart enough to realise will be somewhat shite compared to the WWE which is what whatculture mostly takes the piss out of.

Why do Damo and Hendry want Jack's boipussy so bad?

Its gonna be hard finding botches, cause knowing these fucks they could be intentional.

>technical difficulties already
TNA all over again

>Blampied saving that promo
WWE debut when?

>>1418980
If you're actually asking it's because winner gets a championship match with blampied guy rampage brown.

If you want the truth it's because jacks really tight.

>>1418980
Legal shota.

>Elimination Triple Threat
Why does WWE do this anymore?

Conners is so wet

>>1418997
baby oil. gotta make those abs shine brother!

Seems the best place to ask.
Anyone going to the show on the 27/28th? Bigger venue and bigger names. Should be a good night.

Ref looks so nervous

This isnt as bad as I thought it would be...

Simon/Ross arent nearly as cringy as I feared. They're not doing character shit, and neither is heel/face. they're just narrating the match

>>1419006
Probably never ref'd seriously before and is worried

what big names are in this episode? anyone outside of the british indie circuit?

>It's a new era

fuck you Ross

>episode one
>already making storylines
>making heels and faces
>thinking there will be an Episode 2

are these niggas serious?

>First match ever ends in a DQ
>In a triple threat
ALREADY PROVING THEY ARE JUST BRITISH WWE

>>1419008
they could use some time to tell me something about the guys in the ring. i don't really know anything about them.

>>1419008
Ross is pretty clearly the heel commentator.

>short post match interviews

I'm super wet

>>1419014
Damien Sandow, Jay Lethal, and Will Ospreay

>>1419019
They have literally filmed episode 2

>>1419021
It was a 1 on 1 though since Gabriel was gone

LUCHA! LUCHA! LUCHA!

Lucha guy has a nice bod

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>Martin

>>1419019
They filmed episode 1 and 2 on the same night I think i remember reading somewhere

The matches are awful but the rest is ok

Why does the bell sound so dinky?

>>1419043
This is true I was there

>>1419045
the recording is also shit

This is a fun match

holy shit, this is fucking cringeworthy

>>1419043
They were both filmed over two nights.

why is the ring like 8'x8'

>>1419057
>>1419058
/asp/ in a nutshell

This is pretty cringeworthy.

The wrestling itself is pretty good, but just about everything else is awful and looks like some half-assed backyard wrestling federation.

>>1419065
It's the british standard.

>>1419066
For being absolutely free and pretty much on the most convenient and accessible site ever, all without requiring any piracy on my part..... this is pretty good for free wrestling.

>there are /asp/ies in that venue

i actually laughed at some of this. its not awful

>there are people who aren't enjoying this match
Better than WWE's ''''''''comedy'''''''''

This Kirby guy is pretty funny

That was quality British humour.

>Mexican wrestler
>no Britain

>>1419068
It IS a half-assed backyard wrestling federation. It's just for laugh.

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>tornado ddt was the finish
i like it.

I'd say the only positives are the camera work and the wrestling itself, everything else is what you'd expect.

Ligero is bretty gud

Fuck me this promo is hard to watch, cant even hear it.

>>1419085
the camera work is awful

L O C A L H E R O

The sound mixing is awful

>>1419085
Yep, camera work is not bad.

>Sound problems on a prerecorded show
It's TNA all over again.

this guy is on fucking steroids

They really need to stop using greenscreens for interviews, commentary booths, etc. Just don't. Show me a shitty wall if you have to, instead of an awful greenscreened wall.

Other than that I highly suspected this would kind of miss American appeal because its the sort of toned down British style I expected.
Best comparison I can make is watch an episode of UK Kitchen Nightmares vs. US Kitchen Nightmares and you'll see exactly what the difference between overproduced US TV is versus UK TV.

I'm going to create some fan made WCPW artwork :/ its the first episode.. it can only get better.

poo has begun

Prince Ameme?

>isis angle
cutting edge stuff

>this gimmick
NOW IM INTERESTED

#PushPrinceAmeen

PRINCE ALI DA DA DA DUH DUH

PAJEET

>>1419099
Knowing whatculture the green screen is probably purposely shitty since the green screens they use in videos are better than this

>You voted Leave didn't you?
KING ROSS THE ULTIMATE HEEL

>>1419104
it's a pajeet not a muhammad

WHAT!

>What? chant is too hard for this crowd

woohoo, make the shitskin the heel etcetc. Hail him from pakistan not india xD

>"what?" chants
Jesus...

>smark virgins BTFO

HAVE SEX

This is the downside of nothing but smarks in your crowd...they're trying harder than the wrestlers and ruining the show themselves

Tied with Fullsail for bad crowd

>please have sex

I'M BEGGING YOU TO HAVE SEX

>>1419126
I can see it now. FML -.-

why is this guy better on the mic than dean ambrose or seth rollins or sami zayn or cesaro or kevin owens?

fuck off crowd

I can't wait for Lethal to defend the ROH championship on here

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>>1418810
>This thread

this crowd is full of WWE marks, not surprised desu

>inb4 they get sued by ozzy and black sabbith

Jew Coffee?

This crowd is 10x times worse than the performing and wrestling so far...and both matches are been very decent considering what we're watching.

The Ligero/Kirby match was better than most Women matches...

>prince a meme

>>1419132
I'm not watching the show so I don't know what you're talking about, but my best guess is that he doesn't have Vince McMahon's arm up his ass trying to play puppets with him.

>Iron Man vs Middle Eastern
I feel like I saw a movie about this 8 years ago

>evil Indian monarch
Underrated gimmick

>>1419145
They probably knew ahead of time that crowd was gonna be smarky as fuck. Not sure what they can do about it, though.

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>>1419139

this is some shitty wrestling

>prerecorded
>didn't mute the crowd

>>1419151
Disappointed he didn't straight up call himself Ravana, the Demon Prince of Lanka.

How long until a Chris Benoit chant?

>>1419145
>fuck this crowd for enjoying themselves! Everyone should be miserable like me!

>>1419162
I mean, it's harder to enjoy this because of the crowd

Thank God Superdragon isn't there. He would fucking explode at the crowd.

>>1419157
>that's what she said

Fuck muting them, just remove them at this point.

>"fuck'em up Coffee, fuck'em" chant
fuck this crowd. Im actually trying to be interested and give WCPW a chance, but this fucking crowd is horrid.

>>1419162
kill yourself you insufferable cunt

>commentary
great
>wrestling
good
>crowd
insufferable

>>1419170
I beg you, please have sex.

British crowds are cancerous af. It's not just this crowd, just watch Progress some time.

>DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS
>DESIGNATED
>clap clap
I wish that was a chant

>Walk out Count Out.

>boring match
>a countout
shit

>>1419174
>commentary
>great
lolwut? I'd rather hear Michael Cole, at least he pretends he's excited by what he's watching.

fuck this WWE style booking

>1 countout, 1 DQ already

What the actual fuck?

>>1419184
>>1419185
Guess Blampied doesn't just dress like Bischoff.

Is it only me but is the audio fucked?

>was hoping Ameen would be a decent dirty heel wrestler
>got a shitty Million Dollar Man with no charisma
fuck, worked hard

>>1419194
It's fine for me

>>1419196
hmmpfh, its been a bad show so far and I can hear shit during the commentaries...

dem sum big tts

>that blonde interviewer

Pls stop with the greenscreens

Suzie a Cutie

what was that ending for that promo?

Damo sounds like a pirate

>WCPW
>Shitty meme indie wrestling
It's not hard to make this look any good, but as usual, everyone just looks and sound like a bunch autists that thought this would be a good idea.

The green screen shit is mad amateurish, they should just shoot in the venue as they are, also could do with dynamic cameras, the wrasslers are filling too much of the screen at times and it's fuggin shit up.

>[British noises intensity]

I want to """""fuck""""" suzie

Local Hero has good mic skills

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>these promos

>>1419210
Even if the matches might be good, but they are acting like autists indeed.
Fucking cringefest so far.

>>1419206
Pay attention and stop wanking to suzie. It's okay I understand.

She basically annouced she has a guy as well to go for the championship.

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>that big tit interviewer

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Not gonna lie that surprise monopoly just came out nowhere got me.

>>1419206
Spoiler alert she has got a Goldberg/Brock Lesnar/Mil Muertes cross working for her

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this has been so bad i literally went off on a tangent and did this..

>Adam at commentary

That's what I was hoping for, Adam and Simon are the only enjoyable people on WC

king ross is a much better commentator than i thought he would be

>its too late for him, why is he still awake
kek

Turns out when you put a guy from an award-winning comedy troupe on the mic he's entertaining.

Blampied should stay on commentary

Commentary should have been Blampied/Pacitti/Ross from the beginning

>>1419216
It might have something to do with everyone involved looking they they just passed some sort of media studies course at Uni, and no one appears to be over the age of 30 or have any experience directing people.

>jacket falling apart

>SJW Clickbait: The wrestling show

I thought you were better than this, /asp/.

>>1419227
We can't have the best in ring voice and actor who actually has charisma behind the desk. HE's in the best manager position.

>23 stone
>322 pounds
>6'4"

The scientific term of this man is "Big Fuck"

How much is 23 stone?

>[EU-leaving sounds prolong]

>>1419234
>charisma
>SJW britcuck

>this entrance
BASED AS FUCK

In related "Punching people in the face" news, I've just learned Bud Spencer has died.

>>1419236
Pretty fucking fat. Times it by 14 (1 stone - 14 pounds)

>>1419238
You can be a SJW but you can also have charisma.

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this is cringey as fuck

no one actually enjoys this.....right?

>That fucking entrance

Always enjoy Hendry's entrances

>they're brawling for a 5 year old

is /wcpw/ the worst indie promotion?

>[GBP value-decreasing syllables elongate]

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>>1419246
>oh it's so cringey
>I can't have fun with cringe

>>1419246
you're on a wrestling board, is wrestling cringey to you?

>>1419240
>>1419246
>>1419247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vihQLzOk2tI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGpyTz7Tvrg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3d66IHVgzf4

>>1419244
he really is a big guy.

>>1419251
there will always be TNA....at least WCPW isnt televising this and trying to be 100% serious.

>>1419251
they have more viewers than GFW

>>1419254
>unironically liking this

>>1419245
>charisma
>SJW Britcuck
>charisma
>Adam Blampied
>charisma
>WhatCuckture

that was a nice move

>>1419264
>I'll just add cuck at the end of everything, that will show them


>>1419256
Based

>/asp/ confirming themselves to be underage SJWs by enjoying a literal unfunny clickbait wrestling promotion aimed at generic smarks

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this crowd is worse than full sail, holy fuck

>superplex
>crowd chants "holy shit!"

I tried to give this crowd a mulligan, but... Christ.

>>1419259
If you aren't going to take it serious, just make it like Kaiju Big Battel.

>>1419269
>charisma
>anyone who has anything to do with Whatcuckture
>charisma
>shit-tier clickbait websites aimed at children

>>>>ref bump

>ref bump
is russo booking this?

>these wrestlers are literally putting their bodies on the line for this shit promotion
can't make this shit up

>having a toddler do counts

>POOR LITTLE JACK

>>1419281
They're putting their bodies on the line for money

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>kick to the chair
"this is awesome!"

how did a youtube channel that just does slideshows and shitty jokes under their breath get so big?

>>1419281
23000 people are watching live, probably hundreds of thousands more later on youtube. this is by far the biggest thing a lot of them have done, also literally zero dangerous bumps so far.

>>1419287

clickbait

>>1419277
>A ref bump, a DQ, a count-out, annoying commentary, now a screwjob ending

What did I expect...

>>1419281
you gotta remember...this is a literal chance, if this continues for longer than 1-2 episodes, they could discover some local guy who is actually good and leads to him being an indie darling and in 10 years could be buried in WWE

Well that was fun. Nothing special just something to watch

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I'd give the show a 5/10

>>1419287
>get so big
>dingy little indie show

>>1419285
for OJ and half a sandwish*

>all these negative nancies
I'm enjoying this desu

>>1419297
>800000 subs
>dingy little indie show

>>1419300
It's exactly what I expected from a youtube production.

belt for ants?

>>1419300
Me too, anon :3

That's actually a decent belt. I thought it would be that cena spinner cardboard belt

Their belt looks like it's designed for a woman.

>belt as big as those kid repica ones wwe sells.
christ

>>1419301
>800,000 subs on a clickbaiting youtube channel

Yawn.

>you look like a Quality Street

Top lol

>Bischoff ripoff

Kek

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>that belt

>Blampied says something
>crowd spergs out when everyone is trying to make their own funny joke

Vaguely heard of this """"""Whatculture"""""" shit on here before.
What the fuck is this noise, though? Is this the esteemed British """"""""""""""""""""Comedy"""""""""""""""" I've been hearing so much about?
This is about as funny as having your cock sawed off, which these SJW faggots seem to have had.

#PushRampage

resize the belt by 1.25 and it'd be fine

>Blampied is a fucking Pokemon Trainer now

What the hell

Is their bell just someone stirring a cup of tea?

>>1419238
>>1419245
>>1419264
>>1419270
>adam's a SJW
gonna need some facts on that

so far Blampied/Rampage are the best parts

>>1419321
Well, he's subscribed to Moviebob, for one...

>>1419321
Anyone who doesn't parrot anything /pol/ says is a SJW

>>1419321
just look at his twitter

belt looks trash, recycled WWECW silver belt with WCPW slapped on.

they got sandow?

>>1419321
>Whatcuckture
>not SJW
>his tears after UK left the EU

audio gone kekekekek

Which one is blampied?

Rate the event

6/10

>>1419337
would rather watch raw honestly

>>1419320
LE FUNNY BRITISH JOCK XDDDD

>>1419321
He had a sissyfit after britcucks left the eurocuckzone

>>1419337
2/10 I now have the urge to watch a black woman fuck my wife

>>1419337
5/10
I didn't hate it, but only a few noteworthy moments

>>1419337
8/10 more fun than RAW

>>1419337
6/10

ending really helped. What really brings down the grade was the crowd being horrid and the Ameen/Coffee match being boring as fuck.

The wrestling was decent enough, to be completely fair. It was just the one really bad match and the crowd trying to hard.

>>1419337
4/10 at least they tried

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>>1419337
My sides

>>1419350
>WCPW MARKS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>you will never have your own fed with your bros

>>1419337
3/10. Would be better if they all stopped pretending they had an ounce of comedic value, and just let the wrestlers wrestle.
Whatculture's about as funny as a re-fried dog turd in general.

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They need to work on their production. Too many technical problems, they have to sort them out. Shit booking(dq,countout,ref bump) on the first episode. Commentary is pretty good, with time they will get better. I liked the camera work too. Greenscreen needs to go and they need to get a new bell. 6/10 for a free youtube thing.

>>1419337
I'd give it a 6/10, too. The matches and performances are perfectly fine (Martin Kirby vs El Ligero is definitely a highlight) and the booking feels standard, if not decent for a shoestring-budgeted indie promotion, but the commentary's a bit weak, the sound mixing is a few stutters away from being almost Triplemania XXIII-levels of quality, the backstage promos feel shoehorned in, and there are editing botches left and right.

Not a bad start, honestly.

I was really impressed with Joe Hendry

>Funny and unique intro
>Body slammed a 23 stone Mick

>>1419368
One of the few highlights. That guy seems pretty great

Problem with commentary is they have 2 guys trying to be funny.

Backstage promos were worse than me trying to do karaoke when I was about 8.

And the crowd, which granted they have no control over, just acted like a bunch of their mates, who were also trying too hard to be funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PaZk9-2x4vI
ANGAARTv put on better shows

https://twitter.com/Jack_TheJobber/status/747550156644556800
No green screen next time

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>>1419375
>WHAT CULTURE BTFO!!

>>1419347
>Ameen/Coffee match being boring as fuck.

yeah, it's funny, on TV you can't see ratings, but on youtube you get live feedback of how many people are watching so I kept a close eye to that. During the Ameen/Coffee match the views dropped 1500 and slowly recovered the rest of the night, with a 400 viewer jump when Blampied was on screen.

>>1419337

6/10

Could do better but it was ok for a first attempt.

>>1419337
Cringey millennial SJW britcucks trying to be funny and failing horribly/10

People with no sense of humour and children will lap this shit up like they lap up The Big Bang Theory.

>>1419382
One kid seems to love the Speedo man

>>1419090
Nah for the quality of the show it's pretty good. Cameras could be higher quality and get better shots but considering the venue and budget, they are doing pretty good work.

>make videos telling other promotion how to book
>can't book their own shows

>>1419414
If they had a HINT of wit, they'd make a "How Whatculture should have booked WCPW Episode 1" or some shit.
And just have it be them reading off particularly scathing comments with a disarming humour.

>>1419414

"how WCPW should have been booked"

Extreme Showdown Wrestling > WCPW
The wrestlers themselves might be shittier, but the matches are more entertaining and the crowd shuts the fuck up during the matches
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCu5aSWWVe4

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HOLY SHIT THERE REALLY TRYING TO MILK THIS SHIT
there uploading the show into parts

>>1419446
Of course they are? Why wouldn't they? It might be cringeworthy shit, but if they've spent that much time to do it they're going to upload it.

>>1419458
Stupid, they're cutting the show up for the ad revenue rather than uploading the whole show in one video.

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>>1419337
9/11 fucking tragedy

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>that piledriver to the security guard

>>1422537
best part of the night. blampied's gonna be a great heel manager

You know, I like Jack. He seems so very modest and calm. I don't know why people hate him. He doesn't come across as a faggo as most of everyone in WhatCulture, and he's second to Simon on some actual good presentation skills.

The rest are Youtube tier.

>>1422577
>modest and calm
He shits on Ross all the time, though.