>cut a promo on my mom >"W-Well, we'll see what

>>1417182
Kek
What was the promo's content?

>>1417182
>cut a promo on my mom
>"W-Well, we'll see what your father thinks when he gets home!"
>dad comes home and goes straight to bed

Is he autistic?

>worked my mom into a shoot where she said she hated me and my siblings
Lol get worked mark

>>1417204

>Is he autistic?
No, just underage.

>Is he autistic?
No, just underage.

>cut a promo on my mom
>"W-Well, we'll see what your father thinks when he gets home!"
>forget that i'm black
>dad never comes home

>>1417182
>pick up my mum for an Attitude Adjustment
>she botches it
>lands on her head
>mfw
Fucking amateurs

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>>1417182
>on phone with my mom
>just hang up whenever i feel like it
>she calls back
>"did we get disconnected?"
>i say "no" and hang up again

>>1417295
Why did she phone when she can just open the basement door and shout down?

>>1417297
Im at work dweeb

>>1417301
But you've already admitted that you're a neet.
Are you telling lies again you chubby little trickster?

>>1417301
At you working at your indie wrestling company?

>>1417306
Thats just not true. I have a comfy job with a marketing company. Kys jealous nerd.

>>1417307
No im currently at my other job. I do indie wresting from Tuesday-Friday and marketing Saturday - Sunday

>>1417309
>having to backpedal on your lies to tell more lies
The day you slip in the shower and break your neck will be a great one

>>1417313
wat u mean?

>>1417309


How many porky pies have you told on this board my tubby little friend?

I just want to tickle your belly till you giggle like a little baby boy.

>>1417309
What about football?

>>1417327
>>>/lgbt/

>>1417327
>little

Sit down dweeb my cock is bigger than you

>>1417328
Wat u mean?

>>1417333
Calm down my little baby boy. We don't want you having another tantrum and messing your diaper again do we.

If you're a very good boy maybe you'll grow up big and strong one day.

>>1417345
>>>/lgbt/

You got daddy issues ya queer

>>1417333
At one point you lied that you're playing football for a prestigious university.

>>1417352
Source?

>>1417349
Don't talk to daddy like that my little baby boy.
Lift up your little teletubbies t-shirt and let me tickle that chubby little belly.

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>>1417366

>>1417366
You have issues.
>>1417360
If you don't remember it you have memory issues.

>>1417370
That's a lovely picture my little baby boy.
Did you find it all by yourself?
Who's my clever little man?

>>1417372
Top kek see you're pulling shit outta ur mouth with no proof. Kys now pls

>>1417377
I told you to calm down my little baby boy. Don't make daddy take off your diaper and spank your chubby little fanny.

>another funny shitposting thread ruined by Carter

Is he this boards savior or ruiner?

>>1417393
Is that even a question?

>>1417393
>funny
Lol no.
Also, Carter IS this board.

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>>1417182
>tfw mom kayfabes her love for strangers but treats us like dirt at home

>>1417393
is Carter the fat spic or some other tripfag cause I've heard Carter mentioned so much here and never found out who he actually is

>>1417492

>i live paycheck to paycheck

great job

>>1417492
That's suicide luchador carter is the 5' 6" neet who is the only mark for dean ambrose

>>1417492
He's pretty much all of the tripfags that shitpost on this board.

>>1417510
Wasn't suicide luchador the one who did pokemon erp?

>>1417561
Yes